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| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 04/02/2004 : 13:47:29
My favorite household cleaning item is my pail!
I wrote this on it just now, to show it my appreciation for it's incredible usefulness around the house today.
HOMER'S PAIL
IT'S THE PAIL BY WHICH
ALL OTHER PAILS
PALE IN COMPARISON.
I greatly appreciate it's help in my efforts to get laid this weekend with my newly cleaned house.
My pail is my pal |
| 35 L A T E S T R E P L I E S (Newest First) |
| floop |
Posted - 05/04/2005 : 20:30:55
quote:
Originally posted by Sir Rockabye
What about fake women floop? Are you willing to clean for some intercourse from them?
Some brains just work that way, that's what chemicals can do.
i would at least give it a once-over, yes |
| Daisy Girl |
Posted - 05/04/2005 : 19:52:54
LOL I know I can't follow that one!
I would say this lavender scouring powder. It's non bleach and orgainic. It smells so good! |
| Sir Rockabye |
Posted - 05/04/2005 : 18:24:19
What about fake women floop? Are you willing to clean for some intercourse from them?
Some brains just work that way, that's what chemicals can do. |
| floop |
Posted - 05/04/2005 : 17:53:06
quote:
Originally posted by The King Of Karaoke
I'm really surprised this topic is getting so many responses.
I only started it because I was all excited about the possiblity of my having intercourse with a actual real live woman.
if it weren't for the possibility of having intercourse with a real woman i'd never clean my bathroom |
| fumanbru |
Posted - 05/04/2005 : 17:29:20
this is a great thread! i can't believe i missed it the first time.
my favorite household cleaning item are my yellow latex gloves.
and there is a direct correlation between the amount that one cleans and the amount of sex a man gets.
 "I joined the Cult of Frank/ cause I'm a real go-getter!" |
| VoVat |
Posted - 05/04/2005 : 16:12:19
quote:
Vovat, this thread is a bit old
Sounds like SOMEONE doesn't remember my charity mission!
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
| PixieSteve |
Posted - 05/04/2005 : 15:56:47
my mum
 Oh let it linger |
| n/a |
Posted - 05/04/2005 : 15:49:22
Vovat, this thread is a bit old, but my favourite is my Maid, she cleans all for me!
When you free yourself from the chance of a lifetime
You can be anyone they told you to
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| VoVat |
Posted - 05/04/2005 : 15:46:50
What about that orange clean stuff?
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
| Sir Rockabye |
Posted - 04/04/2004 : 19:38:47
I'm checking out those spouting water bowls right now. Just like the Klein bottles, there doesn't seem to be much of a practical application, other than entertaing these so called physics students. It does seem pretty neat though. As for expensive, I guess $95 is a bit much for spouting water. I figure you can create the same effect for free in your own kitchen sink, just splashing your hands around for a while.
"We got to think quick, says blind St. Nick hey"
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| apl4eris |
Posted - 04/04/2004 : 19:09:12
Hell, I think they are just for fun - to illustrate a mathematical point, kinda like having an M.C. Escher drawing, in 3-D. Maybe they're the equivalent of black lights for geeks.
Did you check out the Spouting Water Bowls? Man, those are even cooler. If you put a partially-filled bowl on a towel or on the grass, or other cushioning surface, and rub the sides/handles with slightly damp palms (hey now, I heard that!) , the wave frequencies that develop make the water form standing waves, in four parts (exactly where 4 fishes' mouths are located in the design inside the bowl) and a fountain effect is created. Supposedly some have been capable of producing 3-4 foot tall fountains. Just another toy to get physics students excited I guess. And I think it might also have incredible cleaning properties, along with some spiritual application or another. 
Lots of neat puzzles and other cool toys there too -and no, I don't work for them. I found that site when I saw the spouting bowl in a movie called "Vertical Ray of the Sun" (beautiful movie, btw). It seems like there aren't many places where you can buy one of those things. I'm currently working up the nerve to ask our Chinese acupuncturist where we might be able to get one. The ones I've found so far are pretty expensive.
If it is a Miracle, any sort of evidence will answer, but if it is a Fact, proof is necessary. -Samuel Clemens |
| Sir Rockabye |
Posted - 04/04/2004 : 18:37:10
quote:
Originally posted by apl4eris
quote:
Originally posted by The King Of Karaoke
Done! Thank's Alps! I sure hope you use your obviously vast wealth of knowledge for good not evil.
Aww, hell. I was just playin' around. I needed an excuse to wax philosophical and talk about my favorite pail-like object, the klein bottle. I don't know much, but what I do know could fit in one of them klein bottles. If you want one, you can buy one from this place:
http://www.kleinbottle.com/
I went to that site you posted where you can buy Klein bottles. I've been trying my hardest to figure them out, but I just can't. I sorta understand them, its just that when I look at one for too long, I start to get a headache. Do these Klein bottles serve any actual purpose, or are they just here to irritate and confuse those of us who aren't that bright? If so, what could one do with a Klein bottle, besides store M&M's?
"We got to think quick, says blind St. Nick hey"
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 04/04/2004 : 14:19:12
I used to have a bathroom mouse, but it kept eating the towels.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
| apl4eris |
Posted - 04/03/2004 : 18:19:32
quote:
Originally posted by mereubu
My favorite household cleaning item is, beyond a doubt, my husband.
I also like those Swiffer thingies (or the cheap-o generic version of them.) It bothers me that they're disposable, but I can finally dust w/out having a massive allergy attack.
 "Join the Cult of Derek/Lest you incur his Tubbycizing wrath"
They are great - I use the floor cleaner Swiffer-dealie, sometimes.
Does it bother you or encourage you that they used Devo's "Whip It" in their latest commercial? I was flabbergasted for a split second, but then this evil grin crept across my face. I think I like that Mothersbaugh is infiltrating all the angles...
If it is a Miracle, any sort of evidence will answer, but if it is a Fact, proof is necessary. -Samuel Clemens |
| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 04/03/2004 : 18:00:17
I'm really surprised this topic is getting so many responses.
I only started it because I was all excited about the possiblity of my having intercourse with a actual real live woman.
Much to my chagrin that deal fell trough.
Damn you pail! Damn you to hell!
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| John Dark |
Posted - 04/03/2004 : 17:39:48
I'm surprised none of you Frank Black fans said...
Personally though, I'm going to have to go with Soft Scrub. |
| mereubu |
Posted - 04/03/2004 : 17:15:03
My favorite household cleaning item is, beyond a doubt, my husband.
I also like those Swiffer thingies (or the cheap-o generic version of them.) It bothers me that they're disposable, but I can finally dust w/out having a massive allergy attack.
"Join the Cult of Derek/Lest you incur his Tubbycizing wrath" |
| ShakeyShake |
Posted - 04/03/2004 : 12:52:12
Mousse not mouse damn me
"I joined the Cult of this guy / 'cause they took my other picture away |
| ramona |
Posted - 04/03/2004 : 08:06:13
I love those Lysol wipes things. They are so easy and great. I kill germs everywhere! Run from me, germs!
This is all making me think I should go clean my bathroom... |
| TarTar |
Posted - 04/02/2004 : 22:38:59
Flame thrower. Only sure way to kill those germs.
"(insert clever quote here)" |
| Little Black Francis |
Posted - 04/02/2004 : 20:24:23
While high and listening to the Orange Album |
| TheCroutonFuton |
Posted - 04/02/2004 : 19:41:14
No new e-mail whatsoever..well..of course there's the junk mail. "URGENT ATTENTION! My uncle died and I'm going to tranfer it to an American account but can't do it myself. I have to do it through someone else and you're just the person. You will get to keep 30 percent of the money" blablablabla SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU ANNOYING JUNK MAIL!!!!"
Okay, it finally came through..and you're still not on, hahaha
 "Join the Cult of Gunn / And Then You'll Be Destined to be a Rock and Roll Star of Epical Proportions!" |
| apl4eris |
Posted - 04/02/2004 : 19:36:48
Meh. Can't a girl hide from her family (on AIM) without having to catch it from you? Sheesh! Check your email.
Maybe you should try ShakeyShake's bathroom mouse -sounds like it might fix up your old mouse just fine, or at least make it even gunkier.
If it is a Miracle, any sort of evidence will answer, but if it is a Fact, proof is necessary. -Samuel Clemens |
| TheCroutonFuton |
Posted - 04/02/2004 : 19:30:35
Yes, and I'm the one who's never on *cough*
Umm...probably the good old rubbing alcohol for all of the little things...I used to depend on that stuff for my old mouse...stupid ball...so annoying!
"Join the Cult of Gunn / And Then You'll Be Destined to be a Rock and Roll Star of Epical Proportions!" |
| apl4eris |
Posted - 04/02/2004 : 19:25:38
quote:
Originally posted by ShakeyShake
I like bathroom mouse,u spray it and it looks like squirty cream!Except without the squirty cream shape.Smells like orange aswell.'tis good shit
"I joined the Cult of this guy / 'cause they took my other picture away
Bathroom mouse? Squirty cream..... without...the "squirty cream shape"? I am rapt with awe.
What the hell is Bathroom Mouse? What do you do with it? Why do I have this sickening feeling that I really don't want to know?
If it is a Miracle, any sort of evidence will answer, but if it is a Fact, proof is necessary. -Samuel Clemens |
| martha_promise |
Posted - 04/02/2004 : 19:12:14
Bleach for the needles, 409 for the counter, Pledge for the tables, & Comet for the sink, Tidy-bowel for the toilet, Windex for the windows, Kleenex for my nose, Cascade for the dishes, Charmin for my bum,....
It's compulsive, it's obsessive, it's fucked up.
~~Polly-ann drove steel like a man~~ |
| SpudBoy |
Posted - 04/02/2004 : 17:17:04
I like Drano - it's a cleaner AND an intravenous drug. Can't get much better than that.
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| apl4eris |
Posted - 04/02/2004 : 17:09:13
Uh, sorry for all that nonsense. I just had some pizza and beer, so reality has set in. Kinda.
My favorite household cleaning item is...bleach. It's also good for when you're just bored.
If it is a Miracle, any sort of evidence will answer, but if it is a Fact, proof is necessary. -Samuel Clemens |
| apl4eris |
Posted - 04/02/2004 : 15:15:56
quote:
Originally posted by The King Of Karaoke
Done! Thank's Alps! I sure hope you use your obviously vast wealth of knowledge for good not evil.
Aww, hell. I was just playin' around. I needed an excuse to wax philosophical and talk about my favorite pail-like object, the klein bottle. I don't know much, but what I do know could fit in one of them klein bottles. If you want one, you can buy one from this place:
http://www.kleinbottle.com/
Also, they have one of the coolest things - Chinese Dancing Water Fountains (or Chinese Spouting Bowl). Man, I really want of those! You could even use it for a mop-pail if you wanted. It has two sides.
I have:
1. taken too many benadryl with pseudoephedrine
2. had too many glasses of green tea (Phoenix green pearl -yum!)
3. not eaten much today
the answer, I'm afraid, is 4. all of the above.
If it is a Miracle, any sort of evidence will answer, but if it is a Fact, proof is necessary. -Samuel Clemens |
| ShakeyShake |
Posted - 04/02/2004 : 14:57:02
I like bathroom mouse,u spray it and it looks like squirty cream!Except without the squirty cream shape.Smells like orange aswell.'tis good shit
"I joined the Cult of this guy / 'cause they took my other picture away |
| shineoftheever |
Posted - 04/02/2004 : 14:55:34
Speaking of evil, I have a Witch-Pail at home which impales other pails by comparison.
"Do Re Mi, So Far So Good" |
| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 04/02/2004 : 14:40:34
Now I have to go edit my pail |
| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 04/02/2004 : 14:39:00
Done! Thank's Alps! I sure hope you use your obviously vast wealth of knowledge for good not evil.
 |
| apl4eris |
Posted - 04/02/2004 : 14:35:41
You don't need to have the extra "to" at the end. Would your pail be hurt if you were to remove the word? Would you use the water in the pail to clean the words you wrote about the pail from the pail?
This would be a cool pail. No more mopping!
This one has someone's favorite candies "inside" it! Can you guess how many?
http://www.kleinbottle.com/images/M&M's%20in%20Klein%20Bottle%202.jpg
If it is a Miracle, any sort of evidence will answer, but if it is a Fact, proof is necessary. -Samuel Clemens |
| BLT |
Posted - 04/02/2004 : 14:28:32
I have a cockatiel so my favorite cleaning item is the vacuum cleaner. Birds make an incredible mess for their size. |
