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| Adnan_le_Terrible |
Posted - 03/22/2004 : 13:23:11
I feel like home for the first time of my life. I'm happy. There is no such thing for the Smiths or Belle and Sebastian. Only Frank Black has such a great forum.
Love and kisses to everybody!
signed : Adnan's mom |
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 03/26/2004 : 15:30:49
[trudges back to his bedroom, remembering he doesn't have a basement]
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 03/26/2004 : 15:29:21
[eyes dart left, eyes dart right, turns power off PC and runs to the basement]
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
| Mroocore |
Posted - 03/25/2004 : 19:51:28
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
quote:
Originally posted by Mroocore
my brother has a penguin. he keeps it in the basement.
this is a good forum
 JOIN THE IMPERIAL GUARD
Where does your brother live??? 
Don't cry Pingu, I'm a comin'!!!
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
in your basement w/ Pingu. at least that is what Pingu has been telling everyone.
CAPITALISM MAKES THIS UNDERSTANDABLE |
| bumblebeeboy2 |
Posted - 03/25/2004 : 15:52:19
quote:
Originally posted by Cheeseman1000
Ooh, you charmer, bambi.
 "Join The Cult Of Wormy Cheese Man/In Ten Words Or Less"
you're just jealous... if i had a webcam si, if i had a webcam...
The Shrine of the Sea Monkey!
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| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 03/25/2004 : 15:43:49
Ooh, you charmer, bambi.
"Join The Cult Of Wormy Cheese Man/In Ten Words Or Less" |
| bumblebeeboy2 |
Posted - 03/25/2004 : 15:41:46
quote:
Originally posted by El Barto
HEY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN HERE?!?
If benji and his wife and Mel is having sex, I better damn well be a part of it. And bumble too, if he's getting in on it...and if his girlfriend is too.
 "Join the Cult of Brit / And let your oral hygiene go out the window."
you know my legs are, i mean door is always open for you jim.
The Shrine of the Sea Monkey!
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| El Barto |
Posted - 03/25/2004 : 15:03:26
HEY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN HERE?!?
If benji and his wife and Mel is having sex, I better damn well be a part of it. And bumble too, if he's getting in on it...and if his girlfriend is too.
"Join the Cult of Brit / And let your oral hygiene go out the window." |
| Cult_Of_Frank |
Posted - 03/25/2004 : 13:16:43
I recommend a cinder block and open manhole.
 "Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened" |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 03/25/2004 : 13:08:53
You're right, us northerners are terrible lovers. Now if you'll excuse me I have to tie my penis back to my leg, it's come loose.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 03/25/2004 : 11:02:35
I couldn't possibly comment. Something about a quickie in the back alley, or was that Quadrophenia?
Brighton has a bit of a reputation though... I'm quite tempted to visit! Maybe I'll do the London-Brighton weekend beach thing this year...
"Join The Cult Of Wormy Cheese Man/In Ten Words Or Less" |
| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 03/25/2004 : 10:39:45
You promised bambi - youre not allowed to show anyone that photo - I did wonder why you hadnt called though...thought maybe you were too shy?
And cheeseman - what rumours would these be then ?
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
Wanna fuck and fight in the basement? |
| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 03/25/2004 : 10:34:17
Right, cos you're a northerner...
Southern hookers assume a higher level of intellect in the average kerb-crawler.
"Join The Cult Of Wormy Cheese Man/In Ten Words Or Less" |
| bumblebeeboy2 |
Posted - 03/25/2004 : 10:26:05
quote:
Originally posted by Cheeseman1000
This photo... did it say 'genuine photo, call this number' on it? Cos I've heard rumours about Brighton.
"Join The Cult Of Wormy Cheese Man/In Ten Words Or Less"
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oh i can say no more! there may have been a number, but unfortunately i couldn't call it as i don't have letters on my phone and it would have taken a simple lad like me too long to work out what numbers they represented...
The Shrine of the Sea Monkey!
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| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 03/25/2004 : 10:22:35
quote:
Originally posted by bumblebeeboy2
quote:
Originally posted by GypsyDeath
I cant really judge myself as hot or not. Im just normal, i guess...er, yeah breast size is a bit over average i guess - why the fuck am i telling you people this?!?!
And I can, and will deny it!!
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
Wanna fuck and fight in the basement?
from the photo she sent me she's not too bad, for a southerner... she has all the right parts, seems to be functional... just becareful benji... 
The Shrine of the Sea Monkey!
This photo... did it say 'genuine photo, call this number' on it? Cos I've heard rumours about Brighton.
"Join The Cult Of Wormy Cheese Man/In Ten Words Or Less" |
| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 03/25/2004 : 09:56:08
quote:
Originally posted by bumblebeeboy2
quote:
Originally posted by GypsyDeath
You guess so? had you already started preperation with the marrow? Was you quite looking forward to being Benjis wife?
erm, no... 
stop top-posting!
The Shrine of the Sea Monkey!
Yeah, sorry about that, tired...
I think you do want to be benjis wife, dont you?
Its just cos you know us southerners are better in the sack...
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
Wanna fuck and fight in the basement? |
| bumblebeeboy2 |
Posted - 03/25/2004 : 09:45:21
quote:
Originally posted by GypsyDeath
You guess so? had you already started preperation with the marrow? Was you quite looking forward to being Benjis wife?
erm, no...
stop top-posting!
The Shrine of the Sea Monkey!
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| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 03/25/2004 : 09:42:01
You guess so? had you already started preperation with the marrow? Was you quite looking forward to being Benjis wife?
quote:
Originally posted by bumblebeeboy2
quote:
Originally posted by GypsyDeath
haha, quite literally saving your own arse!
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
Wanna fuck and fight in the basement?
erm, yeah! i guess so!
The Shrine of the Sea Monkey!
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
Wanna fuck and fight in the basement? |
| bumblebeeboy2 |
Posted - 03/25/2004 : 09:34:23
quote:
Originally posted by GypsyDeath
haha, quite literally saving your own arse!
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
Wanna fuck and fight in the basement?
erm, yeah! i guess so!
The Shrine of the Sea Monkey!
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| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 03/25/2004 : 09:28:18
haha, quite literally saving your own arse!
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
Wanna fuck and fight in the basement? |
| bumblebeeboy2 |
Posted - 03/25/2004 : 09:15:36
quote:
Originally posted by GypsyDeath
not to bad! lol, thanks bumble.
no probs, i didn't want to put benji off now did i!
The Shrine of the Sea Monkey!
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| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 03/25/2004 : 09:11:58
not to bad! lol, thanks bumble.
Have fun Benji, im going to ATP next weekend!!! so excited!!!
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
Wanna fuck and fight in the basement? |
| bumblebeeboy2 |
Posted - 03/25/2004 : 09:10:09
quote:
Originally posted by GypsyDeath
I cant really judge myself as hot or not. Im just normal, i guess...er, yeah breast size is a bit over average i guess - why the fuck am i telling you people this?!?!
And I can, and will deny it!!
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
Wanna fuck and fight in the basement?
from the photo she sent me she's not too bad, for a southerner... she has all the right parts, seems to be functional... just becareful benji...
The Shrine of the Sea Monkey!
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| benji |
Posted - 03/25/2004 : 09:05:50
ah, that was so incredibly easy.
so much fun that i wish it could continues, but alas i'm off home and then off to ATP.
see you all on tuesday.
 "I joined the Cult of Frank / I think that man deserves a DB!" |
| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 03/25/2004 : 09:04:11
I cant really judge myself as hot or not. Im just normal, i guess...er, yeah breast size is a bit over average i guess - why the fuck am i telling you people this?!?!
And I can, and will deny it!!
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
Wanna fuck and fight in the basement? |
| benji |
Posted - 03/25/2004 : 09:00:37
you can't deny your destiny gypsy.
i think you're old enough to have accepted your place in our society.
"I joined the Cult of Frank / I think that man deserves a DB!" |
| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 03/25/2004 : 08:56:54
Oh god, Youre just trying to make jim totally paranoid that im fucking everyone on the forum arent you!!Give the guy a break! hahaha
And im not that kind of girl! Im all innocent and stuff, and you evil people trying to make me out as some sort of easy whore. LOL!!!
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
Wanna fuck and fight in the basement? |
| benji |
Posted - 03/25/2004 : 08:55:46
quote:
Originally posted by GypsyDeath
Benji -
The question is, is your wife hot? And i doubt she could be a bigger perv than me!! heh.
my wife is incredibly hot.
and i actually think that she would be more of a perv.
i have never met a bigger perv - boy or girl....
i'm so proud of her.
and hey, you never answered my question!
quote:
And i didnt mean to insinuate i like anal - I forgot about that bit - errr...
Im not that sorta girl!
no one's going to believe your denials now....especially jim.
the truth is out....
"I joined the Cult of Frank / I think that man deserves a DB!" |
| bumblebeeboy2 |
Posted - 03/25/2004 : 08:54:36
no point lying now... most of us know exactly what kind of girl you are already... 
The Shrine of the Sea Monkey!
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| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 03/25/2004 : 08:52:40
I have some limits!!!
Birmingham being one of them. Im sure I have had a northerner, i think i've been trying to blank it out of my mind...
Benji -
The question is, is your wife hot? And i doubt she could be a bigger perv than me!! heh.
And i didnt mean to insinuate i like anal - I forgot about that bit - errr...
Im not that sorta girl!
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
Wanna fuck and fight in the basement? |
| bumblebeeboy2 |
Posted - 03/25/2004 : 08:43:56
quote:
Originally posted by GypsyDeath
Diseased?!?!?!
How did you find out? *ahem* i mean, whta are you talking about? how dare you spread such rumours!!!
And im much better in bed than him. Northerners are so bad, its diabolical.
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
Wanna fuck and fight in the basement?
you've never had a northerner, only cheap penny rent-boys from birmingham...
The Shrine of the Sea Monkey!
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| benji |
Posted - 03/25/2004 : 08:43:55
well gypsy, i'm not sure what my real wife would think....
but are you hot? big norks?
cause she loves hot girls.
she's more of a pervert than i am.
(i bet jim's gunna cum in his pants reading the insinuated comment by mel that she likes anal)
"I joined the Cult of Frank / I think that man deserves a DB!" |
| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 03/25/2004 : 08:41:17
Diseased?!?!?!
How did you find out? *ahem* i mean, whta are you talking about? how dare you spread such rumours!!!
And im much better in bed than him. Northerners are so bad, its diabolical.
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
Wanna fuck and fight in the basement? |
| bumblebeeboy2 |
Posted - 03/25/2004 : 08:39:43
quote:
Originally posted by GypsyDeath
hahaha!!!
I have this horrid vision of bumble in that outfit *ahem* exercising with a marrow....
asides from that -
Hey benji, I think I could be you perfect wife!!
But i dont have internet connection either any more, so...you get the comp and ill be your wife and then I can use the comp and internet!!
Its perfect -
Obviously youll have to fight me to go on the forum - and you d have to excuse the fact ill spend most of my time talking to a hot yank who id like and give more attention to than I do you - and been thinking about him while were fucking.
But apart from that - we're made for eachother!
and, best of all, Im *not* northern! (those northerners are crap in bed as well, just ask bumble)
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
Wanna fuck and fight in the basement?
mel is diseased, becareful benji!
The Shrine of the Sea Monkey!
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| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 03/25/2004 : 08:37:10
quote:
Originally posted by benji
well i am very concerned at the goings on in this thread since i left work yesterday...
i come in on thrusday morning to find my wife has been sold to a filthy frenchman and her place has been taken by a bunch of notherners!
scandalous!
but i have to say i am a very demanding husband.
i expect sex atleast twice a day (anal included, but that will no longer be any problem), my meals have to be up to michelin star standard, and my wife(s) must wear suitable attire at all times..
something akin to this
you fellas have got a lot to live up to.
think you can handle it?
and also, you'd better start practising and doing your stretches bumble....i recommend a marrow...it's about right.
but speaking of fake vaginas....
a while ago, we were wandering round Soho looking for a vibrator to give to a single friend as a present, and we were in this 1 sex shop and it had a whole row of fake vaginas...and some of them had little 'try me' slots.
i was flabbergasted, but my wife was fascinated so stuck her finger in.
she said it was all rubbery and yucky feeling. i declined to comment.
"I joined the Cult of Frank / I think that man deserves a DB!"
hahaha!!!
I have this horrid vision of bumble in that outfit *ahem* exercising with a marrow....
asides from that -
Hey benji, I think I could be you perfect wife!!
But i dont have internet connection either any more, so...you get the comp and ill be your wife and then I can use the comp and internet!!
Its perfect -
Obviously youll have to fight me to go on the forum - and you d have to excuse the fact ill spend most of my time talking to a hot yank who id like and give more attention to than I do you - and been thinking about him while were fucking.
But apart from that - we're made for eachother!
and, best of all, Im *not* northern! (those northerners are crap in bed as well, just ask bumble)
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
Wanna fuck and fight in the basement? |
| bumblebeeboy2 |
Posted - 03/25/2004 : 08:26:08
quote:
Originally posted by benji
and also, you'd better start practising and doing your stretches bumble....i recommend a marrow...it's about right.
oh this wasn't such a good idea after all!
although i do look good in the old pvc!
The Shrine of the Sea Monkey!
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