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| ramona |
Posted - 03/15/2004 : 11:48:19
http://www.innergeek.us/geek.html
I got 10.8% which apparently means I have Geekish Tendencies.
I'm so proud.
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"The problem with her and I is that, you know the song Pretty Woman? I prefer the Roy Orbison version and she prefers the Van Halen version, and this has been the source of our pain." - Frank Black, on his divorce |
| 35 L A T E S T R E P L I E S (Newest First) |
| Adnan_le_Terrible |
Posted - 03/22/2004 : 06:38:57
With the back-up singers?
Everything is new. |
| Cult_Of_Frank |
Posted - 03/22/2004 : 06:19:49
That would be funny if it hadn't happened to me on two separate occasions. :)
 "Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened" |
| Adnan_le_Terrible |
Posted - 03/22/2004 : 02:14:19
Everything is new. |
| SpudBoy |
Posted - 03/21/2004 : 16:58:02
Not really embracing it so much as providing an explanation to the phenomena. I still try to think I'm one of the cool kids.
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| Broken Face |
Posted - 03/21/2004 : 16:45:12
quote:
Originally posted by SpudBoy
66.46943% - Geek God. Honest Answers. I have been a social retard most of my life, and used to beta test roleplaying scenarios with the author of the game. I design large heterogenous computer systems for a living, and make jokes in unix commands ( ln -s /tv /dev/brain; cat /dev/null >> /tv ) because Linux *is* the only worthwhile OS, and I have urine specimen beakers I drink bourbon out of, and I have a wife that drinks bourbon out of the beakers too.
I feel lighter now. I stand before you as a reject among rejects. Back to my hole.
I'm impressed that you can embrace your inner (and outer) geek so strongly. Good for you.
-brian
- "I joined the Cult of Frank / And they tried to cut off my nuts and make me put on a blue jumpsuit"
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| TheCroutonFuton |
Posted - 03/21/2004 : 13:29:53
But wouldn't Adnan be the "innocent" prostitute bystander who gets mowed over by the motorcycle? I think that's what he means. 
 "Join the Cult of Gunn / And Then You'll Be Destined to be a Rock and Roll Star of Epical Proportions!" |
| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 03/21/2004 : 12:59:22
... I won't say it.
Anyway, stupider than wearing a chainsaw on your head?
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| Adnan_le_Terrible |
Posted - 03/21/2004 : 12:26:08
I'm not very much into motorcycling. Too dangerous. Think of what a loss for the humanity it would be, if I died in a stupid accident.
Everything is new. |
| mun chien andalusia |
Posted - 03/21/2004 : 11:39:08
quote:
Originally posted by Adnan_le_Terrible
No, Cheesy, I'm dressed like an average Parisian hipster. But I wear a Husqvarna baseball cap. Husqvarna is a Swedish chain saw maker :
Everything is new.
Husqvarna also makes the best offroad motorcycles.
 join the cult of errol\and you can have a beer\without having to quit smoking
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| SpudBoy |
Posted - 03/21/2004 : 08:46:25
66.46943% - Geek God. Honest Answers. I have been a social retard most of my life, and used to beta test roleplaying scenarios with the author of the game. I design large heterogenous computer systems for a living, and make jokes in unix commands ( ln -s /tv /dev/brain; cat /dev/null >> /tv ) because Linux *is* the only worthwhile OS, and I have urine specimen beakers I drink bourbon out of, and I have a wife that drinks bourbon out of the beakers too.
I feel lighter now. I stand before you as a reject among rejects. Back to my hole.
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| TheCroutonFuton |
Posted - 03/21/2004 : 01:43:14
Oh, jeeze....
57.98817% - Extreme Geek
*sigh*
I can't deny it..so I'd better come up with a way to embrace it...
"Join the Cult of Gunn / And Then You'll Be Destined to be a Rock and Roll Star of Epical Proportions!" |
| Adnan_le_Terrible |
Posted - 03/21/2004 : 01:40:26
No, Cheesy, I'm dressed like an average Parisian hipster. But I wear a Husqvarna baseball cap. Husqvarna is a Swedish chain saw maker :
Everything is new. |
| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 03/21/2004 : 01:17:03
Dressed like normal people? You mean apart from the bow tie and the glasses held together with sticky tape? And the trousers pulled up really high, and the Clarks Commando shoes with the compass in the heel?
You're fooling no-one, sonny.
"Join The Cult Of Frank/In Ten Words Or Less" |
| Adnan_le_Terrible |
Posted - 03/21/2004 : 01:13:50
31.16371% - Total Geek.
This is not fair. I study Finance. There were no Financial Mathematics related questions. How many geeks know the difference between the basic assumptions made by KMV, CreditMetrics and CreditRisk+? I'm not a computer geek. But I have read the theories of all the Economics Nobel Prizes of the last 30 years.
And I am against the affirmative action for girls in this test. If you give more points to the girls, then you should give me more points, because I'm French.
However, I must say that I'm a very discrete geek. Some people don't even know I'm a geek. I'm dressed like normal people. I even laugh at their jokes. I try to socialize.
Everything is new. |
| Ebb Vicious |
Posted - 03/19/2004 : 10:26:27
the frist time someone sent me the url to this thing i was quite annoyed.
star wars, star trek, etc. have nothing to do with being a geek.
they are their own unique forms of retardation. |
| Crispy Water |
Posted - 03/19/2004 : 03:01:44
20.31558% - I be a Geek, sweeeet!
Nothing is ever something. |
| greg |
Posted - 03/18/2004 : 12:21:33
14.79, geekish tendencies, oh well.
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| TRANSMARINE |
Posted - 03/18/2004 : 12:05:53
17.55424 % - Geek
Heh. And I even STUDIED for this test.
Catchin' blue in his eyes that were brown
-bRIAN |
| mun chien andalusia |
Posted - 03/17/2004 : 12:58:13
quote:
Originally posted by vilainde
I'm a Pope Paul VI fan!
Denis
being a fan of whatever pope is more sad than geekish...
join the cult of errol\and you can have a beer\without having to quit smoking
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| Broken Face |
Posted - 03/17/2004 : 12:02:25
27.81065% - Total Geek
-brian
- "I joined the Cult of Frank / And they tried to cut off my nuts and make me put in a blue jumpsuit"
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| ShakeyShake |
Posted - 03/17/2004 : 11:28:39
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
That's nothing to be proud of ShakeyShake!!! 
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
Your just jealous cos ur a geek!
"I joined the Cult of this guy / 'cause they took my other picture away |
| vilainde |
Posted - 03/17/2004 : 06:43:23
I'm a Pope Paul VI fan!
Denis
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| GoddessTheory |
Posted - 03/17/2004 : 06:31:28
I'm a techie. What can I say.
I will relenquish my geek crown to anyone who wants it though |
| Cult_Of_Frank |
Posted - 03/17/2004 : 06:27:46
Every high score brings me closer to the norm! Thanks, girls!
"Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened" |
| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 03/17/2004 : 02:37:05
Oh wow goddess! hehe, at least im not the biggest geek here, i was beginning to worry....
howd you possibly get a score that high??? You must of answered all the stuff i diod, plus all the technical/sci fi stuff!
I bow down to you geek goddess!
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
Wanna fuck and fight in the basement? |
| darkoutsider |
Posted - 03/16/2004 : 19:00:38
17.357% - Geek... I would have thought I'd get more, whatever. I guess I'm not uncool enough for these people. I deserved a higher sore then that!! And they knew that so they screwed me. They screwed me over man. Life can't go on like this. Something's gotta give, I say we riot!!!
- Milk, milk, lemonade around the corner fudge is made. - |
| VoVat |
Posted - 03/16/2004 : 15:28:53
20.31558% - Geek
I'm not sure I'm really all that geeky. I'm a nerd, certainly, but I tend to see geeks are more technically minded than I am. Just because I spend practically all day staring at a computer screen doesn't mean I actually know anything about computers. (I DO have a minor in computer science, but I didn't do that well in most of my classes.)
Join the Culf of Buttoms / Correctly spelled cults are so passé. |
| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 03/16/2004 : 15:20:48
A geek is someone who does things like biting the heads off live fish, etc.
cf. X-Files series 2
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| ramona |
Posted - 03/16/2004 : 14:35:00
I looked up geek in the dictionary b/c I was curious how it is defined. Here's the damage:
1. a carnival performer billed as performing bizarre acts.
2. a peculiar or offensive person, esp. one who is overly intellectual.
Hmm, weird. I think they should be switched, although I think "offensive" is a bit strong for number 2. And I have never called a circus performer a "geek". Everyone knows they are freaks! |
| Mroocore |
Posted - 03/16/2004 : 13:44:02
38.85602% - Major Geek
why is it that if you watch good movies, read, like sci-fi, and are interested in the world around you, you at least have Geekish Tendencies? maybe being a geek will save us all.
i can barely log onto this forum. so apparently it has nothing to do w/ computer skills.
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| NimrodsSon |
Posted - 03/16/2004 : 13:12:03
14.7929% - Geekish Tendencies
ˇViva los Católicos! |
| The Calistanian |
Posted - 03/16/2004 : 12:51:19
22.09073% - Geek
I'm a fsh with no i's. |
| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 03/16/2004 : 10:49:19
I love these tests - you can see what classical composer you are here: http://www.selectsmart.com/FREE/select.php?client=musika.
I'm Dvorak, dont'cha know.
Alternatively, I just qualified to call myself a proper fan of Pope Leo XIII - discover your Pope here: http://www.selectsmart.com/FREE/select.php?client=popes
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| gracie |
Posted - 03/16/2004 : 10:27:11
I'm a poser, not really sure what that means. Am i posing as a tready person or posing as a geek? |
| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 03/16/2004 : 10:01:34
quote:
Originally posted by Chris Knight
Eh... I merely pose: 8.6%
quote:
Originally posted by Cheeseman1000
You don't know me! I might be really cool in real life for all you know!
I bet you make computer-related jokes don't you?
C:/DOS
C:/DOS/RUN
C:/RUN/DOS/RUN
*in agitated geek voice* Those should be backslashes!
10 PRINT "How about a BASIC joke?"
20 PRINT "LOL ";
30 GOTO 20
That was lame, sorry.
You win!
And Dean, to be fair, you were never going to get a date anyway...
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