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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 03/09/2004 : 14:27:42
Well it's been real fun guys but I have to leave you soon. I don't know exactly when but it will be within the next 365 days. For tomorrow I am 27 years of age, the age of the rock 'n' roll death.
Obviously this would not effect me if I didn't live a life of sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll, but I do, so it will.
I will leave behind me a legacy, but I still have one regret. One that will live on with me forever. That I never got to work with this man. The most "dangerose weapon" in Rock and Roll. Yes ladies and gentlemen, coming straight to you from the "The World's Worst Website" topic, I bring you..........."the gunn"
http://www.geocities.com/cochise_gunn/rockandroll.html
Look after him my friends when I am gone, for he too will reach the age of the rock 'n' roll death in 48 days time. The worold just can't afford to lose us both!!!
Peace. 
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 03/11/2004 : 13:35:59
We were talking musically Cheeseball. If you are gonna join in a discussion, at least read it properly.
Oh and your attempts to wind me up are pathetic 'cos I agree with you. London and Brighton are both great places. Love 'em both!!! 
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 03/11/2004 : 13:27:47
Yeah, what with Brighton being genuinely a cool place to live and all. And Manchester really sucking.
BTW, I may be half Manc, but I would never identify myself with being a NOrtherner. Ugh.
Come to London, the capital of Europe. Best city in the world.
 "Join the cult of scone/And succumb to the power of the cream tea" |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 03/11/2004 : 13:22:27
Oasis!?!?!? They are in our reserve team. Though they would probably be captain for Brighton. 
I'm sorry Mel, but Manchester Vs Brighton is not even a challenge for us.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 03/11/2004 : 11:15:40
Hahahahaha! That is the funniest thing ive heard this century! Better at writing songs. pfft.
disclaimer - I REFUSE to get in to yet another arguement about Oasis, so dont start one!
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
Wanna fuck and fight in the basement? |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 03/11/2004 : 10:46:12
Oh and we are better than you so nerrr.
Especially at writing songs.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 03/11/2004 : 10:43:21
We are simply trying to dispell the myth that Cheesman holds, that we are all wankers!!!
Mind you, there is only Simon and I on here isn't there?
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 03/11/2004 : 04:10:32
Oh god, not yet another Mancunian.
I think you're all trying to take over the worlds decent websites, arent you?
Some kind of weird sick revenge on the good ol southerners of this country! (who are better than you :p)
Boys go to Jupiter, Get more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
Wanna fuck and fight in the basement? |
| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 03/10/2004 : 13:57:13
Ah, but a good way to go...
Actually, the bizarre gardening incident was the drummer in Toto. Who were American. So neeerrr.
"Join the cult of scone/And succumb to the power of the cream tea" |
| Adnan_le_Terrible |
Posted - 03/10/2004 : 10:50:05
quote:
Originally posted by Cheeseman1000
How about a bizarre gardening incident? True story, you know...
"Join the cult of scone/And succumb to the power of the cream tea"
Soooo British, my dear.
How about being choked by a piece of cheese? I think it's the n°1 cause of mortality in France.
Have some wine, please, don't run away. |
| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 03/10/2004 : 10:20:46
How about a bizarre gardening incident? True story, you know...
"Join the cult of scone/And succumb to the power of the cream tea" |
| Adnan_le_Terrible |
Posted - 03/10/2004 : 10:11:53
I want to die from a heart attack while slapping a whore in my hotel room somewhere in Tokyo.
Abel Ferrara rules.
Have some wine, please, don't run away. |
| Carolynanna |
Posted - 03/10/2004 : 09:02:21
quote:
Originally posted by bedrock_barney
quote:
Originally posted by Carolynanna
or choking on your own vomit,
now how rockstar is that...
..or if you're a drummer with Spinal Tap, someone elses vomit. They take it to 11 you know.
 "The Pixies are reforming?? / I say bring back Abba, ahaaa!!!"
no, no Barney, then you would spontaneously combust ;)
haha, these go to eleven... |
| The Calistanian |
Posted - 03/10/2004 : 07:57:57
I'm 27...will be 28 in July. I frankly considered the end of my life when I turned 25. 25 rounds up to 30, 30 rounds up to 50, 50 rounds up to 100, and 100 = death. Welcome to the living dead.
I'm a fsh with no i's. |
| bedrock_barney |
Posted - 03/10/2004 : 02:59:46
quote:
Originally posted by Little Black Francis
I am 27 and I feel as if I am going to die on a daily basis. I live on the earth. I probably won't make it, the next milestone after 28 is 33 or 34 I think...
Mijn vriendin kan geen orgasme krijgen
Hey LBF, where have you been??? I've missed your devastating put downs, especially the one's starting with 'dude'.
"The Pixies are reforming?? / I say bring back Abba, ahaaa!!!" |
| bedrock_barney |
Posted - 03/10/2004 : 02:56:50
quote:
Originally posted by Carolynanna
or choking on your own vomit,
now how rockstar is that...
..or if you're a drummer with Spinal Tap, someone elses vomit. They take it to 11 you know.
"The Pixies are reforming?? / I say bring back Abba, ahaaa!!!" |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 03/09/2004 : 15:42:24
quote:
Originally posted by Cheeseman1000
It was a rockstar cliche vampified, which you clearly didn't get, you stupid Mancunian.
"Join the cult of scone/And succumb to the power of the cream tea"
I am not going to rise to you Cheeseman, I wouldn't want to validate your stereotype of Mancunians.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 03/09/2004 : 15:25:05
Well no, but thats irelevant to the post. It was a rockstar cliche vampified, which you clearly didn't get, you stupid Mancunian.
Har har.
Actually, my dad is from Heaton Moor, so I'm only a halfbreed southerner. That means I'm exactly 50% better than yow.
"Join the cult of scone/And succumb to the power of the cream tea" |
| Little Black Francis |
Posted - 03/09/2004 : 15:24:08
I am 27 and I feel as if I am going to die on a daily basis. I live on the earth. I probably won't make it, the next milestone after 28 is 33 or 34 I think...
Mijn vriendin kan geen orgasme krijgen |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 03/09/2004 : 15:17:57
quote:
Originally posted by Cheeseman1000
You could choke on some blood or something.
Or not.
"Join the cult of scone/And succumb to the power of the cream tea"
I knew it!!! You don't like anyone from Manchester do you???
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
| Carolynanna |
Posted - 03/09/2004 : 15:13:38
or choking on your own vomit,
now how rockstar is that... |
| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 03/09/2004 : 15:07:00
You could choke on some blood or something.
Or not.
"Join the cult of scone/And succumb to the power of the cream tea" |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 03/09/2004 : 14:47:12
Thanks ramona but unfortunately this is not my decision.
I just hope I go just after reaching a simultaneous orgam with Kate Beckinsale. Hmm now here's a thought. Perhaps she will bite my neck upon climax ('cos she is a vampire) and I will become the undead.
That will certainly be a new take on the rock 'n' roll death!!! 
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!! |
| ramona |
Posted - 03/09/2004 : 14:38:14
I have almost made it through 27, although I fear I am jinxing it by saying so. If I vanish in the next three and a half months, be worried!
Anyway, good luck, HPM! I'm paving the way for you...
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