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| floop |
Posted - 12/18/2012 : 11:00:01
- I have a recurring fear every time I'm in a meeting with really important people - like say some head honcho is talking to a group of 30 people or so in a room - that during an extremely quiet pause I will involuntarily rip a gigantic fart (I can rip some amazing ones) and basically, in that one moment, ruin my entire career. Forever doomed to be known as fart guy, which, let's face it, would happen. I don't have a rational reason to fear this. I pretty much always have complete control over my sphinct. it's still something I fear. Maybe because, while I do have control over my farts, I do often (very often) have gas.
- fear of sharks. I know the statics. and, I hardly ever swim in the ocean. still deathly afraid of them
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| tisasawath |
Posted - 01/07/2013 : 09:54:20
my dad too joined the slam your kid's finger in the car door club.
fear of sharks reminded me of a joke- mama shark teaches her kid how to hunt humans: first you get near him, swim a couple close circles around him and move away. then you swim back fast and hit him with your tail, send him flying a bit. then you swim to him again and have a quick nibble and swim away. then you swim some more circles round him and then you grab him and eat him.
baby shark says: well, why should i lose time, why not just eat him right away?
mom says: yea, you can do that, but then you eat him with shit and all, i like them cleaned. |
| Jose Jones |
Posted - 12/30/2012 : 08:43:31
quote:
Originally posted by tisasawath
something for Jose and tro
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nS_aR8XX_U
monsters are real.
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| Little Black Francis |
Posted - 12/28/2012 : 11:13:14
quote:
Originally posted by floop
I also have a fear of slamming my dick into a car door
I've never thought about that. I wonder how many dicks have suffered that fate. I too had my finger closed in a car door when I was a kid... me and my sister were getting into my mom's car, she slammed the door, my entire pinky was on the inside of the car, fucking crazy to think about, didn't do any longterm damage, so i can still finger you
going VoVat on this shit |
| trobrianders |
Posted - 12/28/2012 : 03:19:07
Thrilling when it's at one remove. Thanks tis, enjoyed that.
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| tisasawath |
Posted - 12/27/2012 : 23:12:21
something for Jose and tro
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nS_aR8XX_U |
| tisasawath |
Posted - 12/27/2012 : 23:07:13
that's almost exactly my fear, too. only in my instance it's not sharks but orca whales, having mistaken my appendage for a seal. but it's irrational, of course, there are no orcas in the adriatic sea.
another fear is that i go to a hypnotist to try to manage this fear by being hypnotised into thinking that my appendage is not that large, only to be surprised by the fact that i had actually been there before, to be hypnotised to think just the opposite, and then i awake into a world where i am Arnold Schwarzenegger and my life is run by Philip K. Dick (capital D there). |
| vilainde |
Posted - 12/27/2012 : 22:07:04
They should make a movie of an epic fight between your dick and a mega shark. Starring Lorenzo Lamas and Debbie G.
Denis
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| floop |
Posted - 12/27/2012 : 17:42:03
swimming naked in the ocean. seems like your dick would act as a (in my case) a gigantic shark lure
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| Jose Jones |
Posted - 12/27/2012 : 10:17:29
quote:
Originally posted by trobrianders
I don't have a fear of sharks but I'm afraid of the ocean. A large expanse of water is very fucken scary.
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Ed is the hoo hoo
this is my fear. huge waves on giant expanses of water. nothing makes me feel more helpless. totally frightening. i have recurring dreams about giant waves.
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| floop |
Posted - 12/27/2012 : 08:55:58
I also have a fear of slamming my dick into a car door
irrational because highly unlikely. a real fear though probably stemming from a time I slammed my finger into a (locked) car door when I was 9. also, large shlong size does make it seem like a rational concern
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| Carl |
Posted - 12/26/2012 : 10:53:31
I'm totally OCD about germs... |
| kathryn |
Posted - 12/19/2012 : 12:11:19
quote:
Originally posted by hammerhands
I lose my balance when I walk by the hip high railing for the basement stairs.
It's like a thousand unseen angels are telling me to end it already.
hammer, no fear: angels come to comfort you.
I remember sitting in a basement listening to Fields of Marigold until I passed out.
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| floop |
Posted - 12/19/2012 : 08:42:12
pics or it didn't happen
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| TarTar |
Posted - 12/19/2012 : 07:36:44
^tons = a few. I ain't no ho
My life is dirt but you seem to make it cleaner... reduce my felony to a misdemeanor |
| TarTar |
Posted - 12/19/2012 : 07:35:56
I had the fear of talking to attractive women until I was about 29. Then I went off the deepend and said, "Fuck it" and started approaching them as if they were humans and suddenly I was getting with tons of hot women!
My life is dirt but you seem to make it cleaner... reduce my felony to a misdemeanor |
| hammerhands |
Posted - 12/19/2012 : 04:46:00
I lose my balance when I walk by the hip high railing for the basement stairs.
It's like a thousand unseen angels are telling me to end it already. |
| trobrianders |
Posted - 12/19/2012 : 02:53:44
That sounds like a very rational fear k. Similarly floop's fear of letting rip in an elevator or wherever. I mean with his diet I'm amazed it hasn't caused a 911 incident already.
I don't have a fear of sharks but I'm afraid of the ocean. A large expanse of water is very fucken scary.
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| kathryn |
Posted - 12/18/2012 : 11:35:02
I fear that next time I go to a movie theater I will again be exposed to the trailer for Barbara Streisand's new movie.
I remember sitting in a basement listening to Fields of Marigold until I passed out.
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