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Screensize: 640 x 480 800 x 600 1024 x 768 1280 x 1024 UserName: Password: Format Mode: Basic  Help  Prompt  Format: Font Andale Mono Arial Arial Black Book Antiqua Century Gothic Comic Sans MS Courier New Georgia Impact Lucida Console Script MT Bold Stencil Tahoma Times New Roman Trebuchet MS Verdana   Size 1 2 3 4 5 6   Color Black Red Yellow Pink Green Orange Purple Blue Beige Brown Teal Navy Maroon LimeGreen Message: * HTML is OFF * Forum Code is ON Smilies [quote][i]Originally posted by ccuadros[/i] [br]This is very funny, happened yesterday to a Chilean journalist that interviewed Noel Galager from Oasis (I think I have the same pronunciation of him): http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=4385325&blogId=487521762 Noel's 'Tales From The Middle Of Nowhere' (05/05/09) Yess Mods and Rockers. Arrived in Santiago last night. A beautiful morning. What follows is an actual interview that actually took place. On the phone. Yesterday. Actually. Journalist: Hello, Noel? NG: Hello. Jnlst: Shall we begin? NG: Vamos! Jnlst: Ok. Last time you were seen in Santiago with a sex turkey, what happened? NG: ?? 'Scuse me? Jnlst: My pardon. What happened with a sex turkey? NG: I'm sorry, but did you say "a sex turkey"? Jnlst: Yes. What happened with him? HIM?? Jesus! Now, I'll freely admit - if pushed - that I've got up to some dubious gear in the past but this guy can't really think I've had full homosexual sex with a man-turkey? Can he? We continue... NG: Ok. We seem to have crossed wires here. Shall we just go back to the beginning and start again? Slowly? Yes? Jnlst: As you wish. NG: Ok. Fire at will. Jnlst: Sorry? NG: Never mind, just get on with it! Jnlst: Ok. Can you explain what it was like in Santiago with a sex turkey and how it compares with Chris Sharrock? Now, I'm thinking, this is either a live radio comedy stunt thing or someone put acid in my tea.. unless... NG: When you say a sex turkey, do you mean ZAK STARKEY? Jnlst: Of course. SEX TURKEY! NG: Aah, Zak Starkey? You mean Zak Starkey? Jnlst: Of course. What did you think I meant? NG: Ha! Fuck, Zak Starkey! I thought you meant that I'd had..oh, never mind. I think we have to wrap this up. Jnlst: But you never answer my question!! NG: They're both the same. I need to lie down. Goodbye. In a bit. GD. [/quote]   Check here to include your profile signature.