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floop Posted - 05/29/2007 : 10:32:53
i swallowed one of those big wafer vitamins. i thought the 'chewable' part was optional or something. it's been stuck in my food pipe for more than an hour, slowly tearing apart the inner lining of my esophagus.

is there a nurse in the house?
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coastline Posted - 06/07/2007 : 11:35:54
It's Full City coffee, though, Jef.


Please pardon me, for these my wrongs.
Jefrey Posted - 06/07/2007 : 11:34:59
quote:
Originally posted by coastline

Why nobody has ever thought of coffee-marinated, barbecued chewable vitamins before, I'll never understand.


Please pardon me, for these my wrongs.



I just threw up a bit in my mouth. Not cool, man.

== jeffamerica ==
coastline Posted - 06/07/2007 : 08:02:06
Why nobody has ever thought of coffee-marinated, barbecued chewable vitamins before, I'll never understand.


Please pardon me, for these my wrongs.
Carl Posted - 06/07/2007 : 07:23:26
Coast, we may be on to something...

"Aw yeah, that's the good stuff!"
coastline Posted - 06/07/2007 : 04:31:52
quote:
Originally posted by Carl

Has anyone ever barbequed chewable tablets?

"Aw yeah, that's the good stuff!"

Marinated in coffee, maybe?


Please pardon me, for these my wrongs.
Carl Posted - 06/07/2007 : 02:16:55
Has anyone ever barbequed chewable tablets?

"Aw yeah, that's the good stuff!"
floop Posted - 06/06/2007 : 12:04:54
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey

You mean your barbecue?


I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place




now you can't have it
Jefrey Posted - 06/06/2007 : 11:49:42
Whatever you don't take pills, especially B vitamins, using hot coffee. It's really disgusting.

I only bring this up in case anyone thinks of using coffee to melt a chewable vitamin stuck in their throat. It will just make it much worse, trust me.

== jeffamerica ==
Homers_pet_monkey Posted - 06/06/2007 : 04:50:56
You mean your barbecue?


I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
floop Posted - 06/05/2007 : 07:51:52
you can have my charcoal grill
Homers_pet_monkey Posted - 06/05/2007 : 04:59:41
quote:
Originally posted by floop

quote:
Originally posted by Newo

Floop if you're just about to nudge off the land of the living, could you find it in your heart to post me those nice sunglasses I see in some of your holiday photos? cheers mucker.



they're yours man.

in fact, i should get a will together in case i die from internal bleeding:

pepper garden - tre and simon (cuz they'll need them)
40x60 TOTY poster - lbf
collectable black francis playing card, framed - whoreatdoor
signed/framed rare (Greek) vinyl pressing of Doolittle - broken face
promotional Yellow album cardboard display art - carolynanna
rare pixies vinyl singles - taking with me to grave



Oh yeah fucking cheers mate.

This is because I didn't come to London that time isn't it?


I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
Cheeseman1000 Posted - 05/30/2007 : 02:13:51
You'll need to rectally insert your own peppers for best results floop. It's the best place for them, they're only mild.


bedrock_barney Posted - 05/30/2007 : 02:04:05
quote:
Originally posted by Carl

Ugh, unplesant. Feeling any better, floop?



He's banging on about the Old Testament in another thread.

His survival is in God's hands now.


The humble apple
kfs Posted - 05/29/2007 : 18:19:44
When I took my chewable vitamin this morning, I thought about swallowing it
without chewing it. I'm glad I didn't do that.

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kathryn Posted - 05/29/2007 : 16:55:11
Forgive me for posting in the wrong thread but here are lyrics to Frank's just-announced new song:

Last night I had the strangest dream
Saw everybody running in the streets
Leapfrogging salmon trying to get upstream
The dream was over but I could not sleep
I had to put on the lights when floop said that

Last night I had the strangest dream
The vitamin was chewable and I could not see
Felt underwater when I tried to scream
When I heard the floopster I was finally free
I was a little bit frightened when he coughed up



I got some heaven in my head
s_wrenn Posted - 05/29/2007 : 16:18:11
Sit on it, coast


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coastline Posted - 05/29/2007 : 16:13:47
Ask s_wrenn's mom.


Please pardon me, for these my wrongs.
awestruck Posted - 05/29/2007 : 16:08:34
does it still work after you chew it?

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TRANSMARINE Posted - 05/29/2007 : 16:06:07
I like to chew my Levitra, as opposed to just swallowing. It makes me feel more manly.

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Carl Posted - 05/29/2007 : 15:58:08
Ugh, unplesant. Feeling any better, floop?
darwin Posted - 05/29/2007 : 14:55:57
Good, I was picturing the ugly scene of you eating a burrito without chewing. Maybe a taquito, but not a burrito.
floop Posted - 05/29/2007 : 14:44:32
quote:
Originally posted by darwin

quote:
Originally posted by floop
i knew they were chewable, i just kind of thought that chewing it seemed kind of pussyish


still do



Do you feel that way about other food items?



mini White Castle hamburgers
darwin Posted - 05/29/2007 : 14:31:41
quote:
Originally posted by floop
i knew they were chewable, i just kind of thought that chewing it seemed kind of pussyish


still do



Do you feel that way about other food items?
floop Posted - 05/29/2007 : 14:22:52
quote:
Originally posted by awestruck
i would never have thought about swallowing the vitamin



i knew they were chewable, i just kind of thought that chewing it seemed kind of pussyish


still do
bedrock_barney Posted - 05/29/2007 : 14:20:58
Can someone post a pic? What is this chewable wafer thin vitamin type thing?


The humble apple
awestruck Posted - 05/29/2007 : 14:17:12
my kids love the chewable vit. i like them too. i would never have thought about swallowing the vitamin


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floop Posted - 05/29/2007 : 14:01:01
quote:
Originally posted by kfs

I hate taking vitamins so I buy the chewable ones (for myself). I like them.

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i don't recommend not chewing them
floop Posted - 05/29/2007 : 13:53:44
quote:
Originally posted by Newo

Floop if you're just about to nudge off the land of the living, could you find it in your heart to post me those nice sunglasses I see in some of your holiday photos? cheers mucker.



they're yours man.

in fact, i should get a will together in case i die from internal bleeding:

pepper garden - tre and simon (cuz they'll need them)
40x60 TOTY poster - lbf
collectable black francis playing card, framed - whoreatdoor
signed/framed rare (Greek) vinyl pressing of Doolittle - broken face
promotional Yellow album cardboard display art - carolynanna
rare pixies vinyl singles - taking with me to grave
Llamadance Posted - 05/29/2007 : 13:35:58
Ah... Hope the surgery goes well.


No, I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God George Bush snr
coastline Posted - 05/29/2007 : 13:30:58
The folic acid is for a blood disorder they inherited from their father. The younger of my two sons is having surgery this summer to have his spleen removed so that it will stop killing his malformed red blood cells. The older one will have surgery at a later date.


Please pardon me, for these my wrongs.
Llamadance Posted - 05/29/2007 : 13:24:56
quote:
Originally posted by coastline

For my kids, it's all about the character -- Scooby Doo, Fred Flintstone, etc. The texture is never an issue. But they also have to take these little yellow folic acid pills -- four of them every day -- and the multivitamins are like a treat compared to those. It's the little yellow ones I always find when I'm sweeping the kitchen.


Please pardon me, for these my wrongs.



huh? why do they take folic acid pills?

[edit] - oops, I'm praying for you floop. Beer will shift them.


When you're going through hell, keep going. Winston Churchill
kfs Posted - 05/29/2007 : 13:21:22
I hate taking vitamins so I buy the chewable ones (for myself). I like them.

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s_wrenn Posted - 05/29/2007 : 12:22:05
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darwin Posted - 05/29/2007 : 12:19:44
What do you do when one of your kids has a gummy vitamin stuck in their throat?
coastline Posted - 05/29/2007 : 12:19:37
For my kids, it's all about the character -- Scooby Doo, Fred Flintstone, etc. The texture is never an issue. But they also have to take these little yellow folic acid pills -- four of them every day -- and the multivitamins are like a treat compared to those. It's the little yellow ones I always find when I'm sweeping the kitchen.


Please pardon me, for these my wrongs.

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