| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| trobrianders |
Posted - 04/24/2007 : 07:29:57
Peter Sellers in The Party
Bloke: Who do you think you are?
Sellers: In India we don't think who we are, we know who we are.
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Ed is the hoo hoo |
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| blue cadet3 |
Posted - 04/26/2007 : 22:28:59
Steve Zissou: This bull dyke's got something against us.
Ned Plimpton: I don't think she's a lesbian. She's pregnant.
Steve Zissou: Bull dyke's can get pregnant too.
The Dude: I got a rash man
Nick Rivers: I just told him I'd put his name on the Montgomery Ward mailing list.
-Always, no sometimes, I think it’s me- |
| blue cadet3 |
Posted - 04/26/2007 : 22:20:34
"That pregnant slut is playing us like a cheap fiddle! "
-Always, no sometimes, I think it’s me- |
| awestruck |
Posted - 04/26/2007 : 18:12:53
"Ill be back" is not my favorite. I don't really know what my favorite is. But I figured some consider it a favorite. I know that I have heard that on another movie...I just can't remember which one. Anyway, it just sticks in my mind. overexposed...yes it is. overused...yes it is.
I do like all the American Pie movies. You know... There was this one time at band camp...
Favorite Quote: awestruck is a she, she's a she. -trobrianders |
| MHokkane |
Posted - 04/26/2007 : 16:01:01
quote:
Originally posted by pipiwuj
The Dude: It's like what Lenin said... you look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, uh...
Donny: I am the walrus.
The Dude: You know what I'm trying to say...
Walter Sobchak: That fucking bitch...
The Dude: Oh yeah!
Donny: I am the walrus.
Walter Sobchak: Shut the fuck up, Donny! V.I. Lenin. Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!
Donny: What the fuck is he talking about, Dude?
What a great movie!! Anything from the Big Lebowski is great! |
| trobrianders |
Posted - 04/26/2007 : 14:22:54
Raymond: Will you stop fucking talking for just one minute.
Susan: I would stop, I would stop, I would stop fucking talking if I ever heard anything worth stopping fucking talking for!
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Ed is the hoo hoo |
| Jefrey |
Posted - 04/26/2007 : 14:14:10
quote:
Originally posted by Steak n Sabre
"Excuse me while I whip this out."
 
Yeah, that might be the best line ever. Political, daring, racist, scary, and fuckin' hilarious all at the same time.
Seems like we need a Tower of Power for this!
== jeffamerica == |
| Jefrey |
Posted - 04/26/2007 : 14:12:28
quote:
Originally posted by OLDMANOTY
'What's wrong with being sexy?'
Godspeed
I use that line about 3 times per week. No one gets it.
== jeffamerica == |
| 50 Pence |
Posted - 04/26/2007 : 13:29:45
'Lighter fluid is a FAR superior drink to meths'
*later on*
'We want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them here, and we want them now'
Blats |
| Carl |
Posted - 04/26/2007 : 08:47:34
"Now, tell her she has the most
irresistible eyes you've ever seen."
"You have the most eyes
I've ever seen on any person." |
| TRANSMARINE |
Posted - 04/26/2007 : 08:11:03
"Shes' my sister...(slap)...she's my daughter...(slap)...my sister...(slap)...my daughter...(slap slap)...SHE'S MY SISTER AND MY DAUGHTER!"
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His name is Dalton. He's got a degree in philosophy.
-bRIAN |
| OLDMANOTY |
Posted - 04/26/2007 : 07:11:24
'What's wrong with being sexy?'
Godspeed |
| Steak n Sabre |
Posted - 04/26/2007 : 07:01:00
"I'm the Mayor!, and the Sheriff."
"Excuse me while I whip this out."
"You'll get nothing and like it."
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 04/26/2007 : 05:01:49
I forgot I already started this topic:
http://forum.frankblack.net/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=11826&whichpage=4&SearchTerms=favourite
 I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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| Bubbazooka |
Posted - 04/26/2007 : 04:26:24
I also ham an innocent man, yes...I ham a good hegg. |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 04/26/2007 : 02:43:05
Ok. But dogs can look up.
Idiot. |
| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 04/26/2007 : 02:28:15
Do you want anything from the shop?
Cornetto.
 Numberwang? |
| Jefrey |
Posted - 04/25/2007 : 22:28:14
"Could you describe the jammies?"
"I don't know...they were JAMMIES! They had Yodas and shit on 'em!"
== jeffamerica == |
| Stuart |
Posted - 04/25/2007 : 21:50:38
Matrix:Come on Bennett. Why don't you put down that chickenshit gun and fight like a real man? You can look me in the eyes as you are twisting the knife inside of me.
Cpt Bennett: I don't need the gun, John. I don't need the girl. I'm gonna kill you now!
(Fight scene, and desperate life and death struggle. Cpt Bennett gets electrocuted, but comes back with more energy)
Cpt Bennett: John I feel good. Just like old times. How does it feel to be a dead-man John?
Matrix: Bullshit.
(Matrix fights back with great veangeance, but Cpt Bennett picks up a gun)
Cpt Bennett: I'm not gonna shoot you between the eyes John, I'm gonna shoot you between the balls.
(Matrix rips the pipe off of the wall and hurls it at Cpt Bennett)
Matrix: Let off some steam Bennett!
Because your candle burned too bright, that I almost forgot it was twilight |
| danjersey |
Posted - 04/25/2007 : 17:48:50
Batty:I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
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| bedrock_barney |
Posted - 04/25/2007 : 14:18:40
More Black Books required:
Fran: Do you know nothing about modern culture, Bernard? Beckham, Posh, Pokemon...
Bernard: Pacman. It's pronounced Pacman.
Bernard:It's all rubbish! Nobody is prepared to admit that wine doesn't have a taste.
Manny: Of course you can't taste anything, you smoke eighty bajillion cigarettes a day. What's that you're eating?
Bernard: It's some sort of delicious biscuit.
Manny: It's a coaster!
Customer: Excuse me?
Bernard: What? What?!
Customer: Do you have anything by Adam Phillips?
Bernard: How would I know? Go to a proper bookshop.
Customer: Look... there's no other way to say this, but I didn't come in here to be insulted.
Bernard: Well, I didn't ask for the job of insulting you. You know, in another life, maybe we could have been brothers, running a small, quirky taverna in Sicily. Maybe we would have married the local twins, instead of wasting each other's time here in this dump. But, it was not to be. So... hop it.
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| trobrianders |
Posted - 04/25/2007 : 14:09:57
Federico Fellini wanted to cast Donald Sutherland as Casanova in his new movie. The producers said "Non". Fellini insisted he must cast Sutherland, “a sperm-filled waxwork with the eyes of a masturbator”.
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Ed is the hoo hoo |
| hammerhands |
Posted - 04/25/2007 : 11:17:19
"...Eddie Shore sends me this guy that's a terrible masturbator. He would take deliberate penalties so he could get in the box all by himself and damned if he wouldn't...uh, uh, uh, uh." |
| Carolynanna |
Posted - 04/25/2007 : 08:57:15
quote:
Originally posted by awestruck
I just have to add...
"I'll be back."
Favourite or overexposed???
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For Chrissakes have a cup of tea. |
| Carl |
Posted - 04/25/2007 : 08:52:04
"Well, that covers a lot of ground. Say! You cover a lot of ground yourself. You'd better beat it. I hear they're gonna tear you down and put up an office building where you're standing. You can leave in a taxi. If you can't get a taxi, you can leave in a huff. If that's too soon, you can leave in a minute and a huff. You know, you haven't stopped talking since I came here. You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle." |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 04/25/2007 : 04:43:39
"looks like I picked the wrong week to give up sniffing glue"
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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| paintmeister |
Posted - 04/24/2007 : 19:59:53
Sean Connery in Goldfinger,the James Bond film
He is strapped to a table and a laser beam is slowing approaching.
Bond: Do you expect me to talk?
Goldfinger: No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die.
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| awestruck |
Posted - 04/24/2007 : 14:22:14
I just have to add...
"I'll be back." Arnold. Cant believe the Terminator is the Gov. of California.
Favorite Quote: awestruck is a she, she's a she. -trobrianders |
| pixiestu |
Posted - 04/24/2007 : 14:02:39
quote:
Originally posted by bedrock_barney
That's my line!
How about some 'Black Books'. Not a film but what the hell:-
Manny: "Do you think I should wash my beard?"
Bernard: "I think you should, yeah. You should wash your beard, then shave it off, nail it to a Frisbee and fling it over a rainbow."
Bernard (To Manny): "You know what you are? You're a beard with an idiot hanging off it"
Classic stuff
I was going to post some more Black Books quotes, but there are just so many classics to choose from!
"The arc of triumph" |
| trobrianders |
Posted - 04/24/2007 : 13:34:13
quote:
Originally posted by soundofataris
From the 1967 version of Casino Royale:
Peter O'Toole: Excuse me, but are you Richard Burton?
Peter Sellers: No, I'm Peter O'Toole!
Peter O'Toole: Then you are the greatest man who's ever lived!
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i try to be mallory but i'm still skippy
That's the spirit!
Oh and that's another fave line of mine. Roy Batty in Blade Runner.
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Ed is the hoo hoo |
| Carolynanna |
Posted - 04/24/2007 : 11:23:56
Lucky: Great! You killed the invisible swordsman!
Dusty: Well how was I supposed to know where he was?
Ned: Fire up! We both fired up.
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For Chrissakes have a cup of tea. |
| soundofataris |
Posted - 04/24/2007 : 10:45:38
From the 1967 version of Casino Royale:
Peter O'Toole: Excuse me, but are you Richard Burton?
Peter Sellers: No, I'm Peter O'Toole!
Peter O'Toole: Then you are the greatest man who's ever lived!
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i try to be mallory but i'm still skippy |
| Malax |
Posted - 04/24/2007 : 08:42:35
Richard: You Ya Cunt
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
*Adapted By Carolynanna* |
| pipiwuj |
Posted - 04/24/2007 : 08:01:07
The Dude: It's like what Lenin said... you look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, uh...
Donny: I am the walrus.
The Dude: You know what I'm trying to say...
Walter Sobchak: That fucking bitch...
The Dude: Oh yeah!
Donny: I am the walrus.
Walter Sobchak: Shut the fuck up, Donny! V.I. Lenin. Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!
Donny: What the fuck is he talking about, Dude?
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| bedrock_barney |
Posted - 04/24/2007 : 07:51:41
That's my line!
How about some 'Black Books'. Not a film but what the hell:-
Manny: "Do you think I should wash my beard?"
Bernard: "I think you should, yeah. You should wash your beard, then shave it off, nail it to a Frisbee and fling it over a rainbow."
Bernard (To Manny): "You know what you are? You're a beard with an idiot hanging off it"
Classic stuff
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| OLDMANOTY |
Posted - 04/24/2007 : 07:45:18
"We've gone on holiday by mistake."
Godspeed |
