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| Jason |
Posted - 02/25/2007 : 23:34:29
I vote for a disease that slowly (or maybe quickly) wipes us all out. No one talks about SARS anymore. H5N1 seems to have potential.
Somehow I don't see nuclear war ever happening. But then what do I know about the end of human civilization? Nothing, really.
What do you think?
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| Llamadance |
Posted - 03/01/2007 : 14:56:09
quote:
Originally posted by s_wrenn
Are you wearing a miniskirt Erebus?
This is how civilization will end
Scratching the surface without a purpose won't accomplish anything new
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| Erebus |
Posted - 03/01/2007 : 13:51:26
quote:
Originally posted by s_wrenn
Are you wearing a miniskirt Erebus?
No comment.
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| s_wrenn |
Posted - 03/01/2007 : 12:03:42
Are you wearing a miniskirt Erebus?
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| Erebus |
Posted - 03/01/2007 : 11:59:04
quote:
Originally posted by darwin
So you're retracting this?:
"I don’t much like Bush myself"
No retraction, but then I'm also not going to expand on why I said it.
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| floop |
Posted - 03/01/2007 : 11:37:32
quote:
Originally posted by vilainde
Here you go, Llama:
"bla bla bla thigh bla bla female body bla bla bush bla bla miniskirt bla bla bla female thigh bla bla miniskirt bla bla"
At least that's what I understood of Erebus' post. And I agree 100% with it.
Denis
"Can you hear me? I aint got shit to say."
i, too, agree
lost in the grain. you know what i'm sayin? |
| darwin |
Posted - 03/01/2007 : 11:37:04
So you're retracting this?:
"I don’t much like Bush myself" |
| Erebus |
Posted - 03/01/2007 : 11:27:20
Just woke up. I had forgotten I had even written that until I came here and saw the name of this topic as active. That post, of which I am both proud and ashamed, was composed while drinking an eleventh beer over the previous fourteen hours, which does not excuse it. I felt inspired and then apparently crashed not much later. Guess I confessed to what I think the Global War on Terror is all about. When I drink I become a prophet, not a poet.
There should be a Breathalyzer on home computers.
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 03/01/2007 : 09:44:53
Not allowed.
 I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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| Llamadance |
Posted - 03/01/2007 : 09:36:54
hehe, thanks denis. Maybe Erebus needs to illustrate his posts with appropriate pics.
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| vilainde |
Posted - 03/01/2007 : 08:52:40
Here you go, Llama:
"bla bla bla thigh bla bla female body bla bla bush bla bla miniskirt bla bla bla female thigh bla bla miniskirt bla bla"
At least that's what I understood of Erebus' post. And I agree 100% with it.
Denis
"Can you hear me? I aint got shit to say." |
| Llamadance |
Posted - 03/01/2007 : 08:40:40
Sometimes I wish I had a Newo/Erebus-English translation function. 
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| Newo |
Posted - 03/01/2007 : 08:26:30
funny how folk calling themselves left and right argue over the best way to worship the same system, until someone challenges the system itself. reminds me a little of Catholics and Protestants arguing over how to worship the same Christian god, but if a Jew or Muslim challenges Christianity itself the Catholic and Protestant will immediately forget their disagreements and join forces to defend it.
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| Llamadance |
Posted - 03/01/2007 : 07:11:02
so what you're saying Erebus (at the risk of completley derailing the thread) is that left-wing politics is always doomed to failure as the 'stronger', more fundamentalist (if you like) right will always win?
As it was thus, so shall it always be?
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| Erebus |
Posted - 03/01/2007 : 05:13:33
OK, I'm gonna say it. Human "civilization", such as every healthy, thigh-worshipping, heterosexual, Western male may ever have envisioned it, will have ended when the grandaughters of our pathologically Bush-Halliburton bashing, morally self-agrandizing ubermoralists find themselves in a world wherein locally-elected, Islamically-dominated, town councils somehow divine within themselves the wisdom to ban public view of the female body. That’s my vision of where the post-modernist advocate of tolerance-uber-alles is taking us, my idea of where “civilization” is headed, and my conception of hell, as well as a logical consequence of present-day leftwing social policies. I don’t much like Bush myself, but I suspect he’s more pro-miniskirt than are his enemies, er, opponents. Suffice to say, I don’t mind glimpsing the female thigh, even if only as a side effect of the miniskirt, mind you. Pardon me ladies, with compliments.
There, I said it.
p.s. I thought “miniskirt” was hyphenated, but my dictionary says it is not, as it simlarly says of “minibike”.
p.p.s. Please consider this a core jab at leftists, albeit underhandedly.
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 03/01/2007 : 04:54:19
I think there's a bug on your lense.
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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| two reelers |
Posted - 03/01/2007 : 03:51:53
like this
I joined the cult of Souled American / 'cause they are a damn' fine band |
| ProverbialCereal |
Posted - 02/28/2007 : 23:18:03
quote:
Originally posted by badronald
quote:
Originally posted by Llamadance
But then our technological genius will come back to haunt us and the Cylons will wipe us out.
Cylons were the first thing I thought of. Frakin' Cylons.
Hopefully they'll be as attractive as number 6. |
| Carl |
Posted - 02/27/2007 : 07:27:52
Covered in Maple Syrup. |
| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 02/27/2007 : 01:39:24
quote:
Originally posted by IceCream
quote:
Originally posted by Cheeseman1000
I think that people will become infertile and stop having children.
I had a premonition.
 Numberwang?
Yes, someone will water down the existentialist ideas of Peter Wessel Zapffe into a philistine melodrama to be adorned and supported by the masses. People will just stop having sex.
Wow, way to complicate PD James.
Numberwang? |
| prozacrat |
Posted - 02/27/2007 : 01:28:43
On a reality TV show.
During sweeps.
http://www.prozacrat.com
www.myspace.com/prozacrat |
| badronald |
Posted - 02/26/2007 : 22:35:28
quote:
Originally posted by Llamadance
But then our technological genius will come back to haunt us and the Cylons will wipe us out.
Cylons were the first thing I thought of. Frakin' Cylons. |
| danjersey |
Posted - 02/26/2007 : 21:41:12
the same way civilization began.
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| soundofataris |
Posted - 02/26/2007 : 21:30:40
well, some say the world will end in fire
others say in ice
from what I've tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire
but if I had to perish twice
I think I know enough of hate
to know that for destruction ice
is also great and would suffice.
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| PixieSteve |
Posted - 02/26/2007 : 17:38:57
"i wonder what this big red button does?"
FAST_MAN RAIDER_MAN - June 19th |
| Steak n Sabre |
Posted - 02/26/2007 : 17:01:31
It's all over once somebody from American Idol wins an Oscar....
 What?... Me Worry???  |
| coastline |
Posted - 02/26/2007 : 12:34:06
quote:
Originally posted by s_wrenn
Everyone on the planet will fall down a flight of stairs at the exact same moment. The sound of over 6 billion people breaking their necks will shatter the icy surface of Europa, exposing it's rich oceanic underworld to the life giving sun. A new world will be born.
Trust me. I talked to a scientist, and he said that this is totally going to happen.
Do they even have stairs in, say, all of Africa? Aside from that detail, I think you're probably right, Sean.
Well, I'm gonna head downstairs to find a bite to eat now.
Please pardon me, for these my wrongs. |
| IceCream |
Posted - 02/26/2007 : 12:21:44
quote:
Originally posted by Cheeseman1000
I think that people will become infertile and stop having children.
I had a premonition.
Numberwang?
Yes, someone will water down the existentialist ideas of Peter Wessel Zapffe into a philistine melodrama to be adorned and supported by the masses. People will just stop having sex. |
| s_wrenn |
Posted - 02/26/2007 : 11:34:51
Everyone on the planet will fall down a flight of stairs at the exact same moment. The sound of over 6 billion people breaking their necks will shatter the icy surface of Europa, exposing it's rich oceanic underworld to the life giving sun. A new world will be born.
Trust me. I talked to a scientist, and he said that this is totally going to happen.
Get Al Gore on the phone
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| starmekitten |
Posted - 02/26/2007 : 11:10:27
I wish!
Idiot. |
| TRANSMARINE |
Posted - 02/26/2007 : 11:06:10
The living dead will get us all at some point. They're coming to get you , Barbara.
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| Frog in the Sand |
Posted - 02/26/2007 : 09:38:30
I don't know about mankind, but the French civilization may well end on May 6...
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 02/26/2007 : 09:11:00
quote:
Originally posted by Broken Face
Of course you could. The proper phrase is "i could NOT care less."
-Brian - http://bvsrant.blogspot.com
It was kind of a lame joke, in reference to Simon's topic about that phrase.
I think Americans ruining the English language will bring about the end of civilization.
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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| cassandra is |
Posted - 02/26/2007 : 06:16:21
when I was a kid, I once dreamt that I was breeding with a pink rabbit girl... maybe that's the future
pas de bras pas de chocolat |
| vilainde |
Posted - 02/26/2007 : 06:00:20
I don't see cows breeding humans but I see humans growing on the back of lab mice. Hey, it's real, I saw it on Nip/Tuck.
Denis
"Can you hear me? I aint got shit to say." |
| remig |
Posted - 02/26/2007 : 05:53:03
quote:
Originally posted by Cheeseman1000
I think that people will become infertile and stop having children.
I had a premonition.
Numberwang?
If we eradicate AIDS, that would be cool.
Girls can still adopt a dog.
And to perpetuate humanity we'll surely find a way to make some genetically modified cows breed our clones... |
