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| Carl |
Posted - 11/17/2006 : 12:40:28
Went to see Casino Royale today with my Dad. Was really enjoying it (and I'm not even a Bond fan), when all of a sudden, mid-movie, the sound goes. So the next few minutes were ruined, then apparently it was revealed that they couldn't run the film back. So we left. Fucking ridiculous.
That got me thinking, I'm sure people have got a few bad cinema stories up there sleeves. People talking and/ore acting rowdy (who hasn't had a movie-going experience spoiled by such behaviour?), the projector breaking down, and the like. I remember going to see Heat and having outside construction work drown out some of the film. I also remember having to leave No Escape, a cheesy 'futuristic-prison-island' movie (not Ray Liotta's finest hour), due to feeling sick-I puked in the train station on the way home (it may have been the dodgy combo of greasy chips+cappuccino I'd had earlier, but I like to think it was because the film was so bad, heh!). |
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 11/20/2006 : 07:36:09
Problem Child 2.
 I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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| Carl |
Posted - 11/19/2006 : 09:31:01
In an ironic twist, perhaps their gap year trips to Europe will contain an unpleasant surprize!! ;)
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| prozacrat |
Posted - 11/19/2006 : 03:23:47
My friend and I went to Hostel last winter. On President's Day. Went to the 3:00 matinee. Thought we'd be able to enjoy it. If you're not familiar with Hostel, it's easily one of the goriest, most violent, most sexually explicit movies I've seen in wide release. I loved it. However, my friend and I would have enjoyed much more if it weren't for the four busloads of high school students packed in the theatre with us. And not just regular high school students. The most notoriously misbehaved students in the state. I guess they were on a field trip. WHO THE FUCK SENDS THEIR STUDENTS TO "HOSTEL" FOR A FIELD TRIP?!!!! They were yelling and laughing and getting up and moving around the theatre through the whole movie. Easily my worst experience going to a movie. There was quite a bit of irresponsibility going around with these folks.
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| zub_the_goat |
Posted - 11/18/2006 : 14:56:49
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walked into nutty professer 2 *shudder* and were to embaressed to walk out of it...2 hours of farting hamsters
yeah that film is really giving the farting-hamster genre a bad name.
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| Joey Joe Jo Jr. Chabadoo |
Posted - 11/18/2006 : 14:02:56
And that cronicle of this trash-blues band...
Gloomy...
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| Joey Joe Jo Jr. Chabadoo |
Posted - 11/18/2006 : 14:00:43
Oh yeah... And that other trilogy, "Lords of the ring of the flies and whatever"... Brrr...
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| Joey Joe Jo Jr. Chabadoo |
Posted - 11/18/2006 : 13:53:08
Star wars, the return of the Jedi, rereleased maxi version.
The film started and Gosh! That was SO boring...
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| Newo |
Posted - 11/18/2006 : 12:36:32
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zub_the_goat Posted - 11/18/2006 : 07:47:15
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walked into nutty professer 2 *shudder* and were to embaressed to walk out of it...2 hours of farting hamsters
yeah that film is really giving the farting-hamster genre a bad name.
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| Carolynanna |
Posted - 11/18/2006 : 07:57:54
I've been to 2 movies that were pretty much soldout and had to sit in the very front row.
One was Saving Private Ryan and I felt sick and disoriented after it because we were so close.
And then Borat the other day. We looked like idiots trying to read the subtitles.
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| zub_the_goat |
Posted - 11/18/2006 : 07:47:15
I rarely go to the cinema now, particularly if its a horror film-i ended up walking out of the grudge, whatever was going on screen everyone in the audience seemed to feel the need to shriek with laughter whenever something happened to anyone-like they were trying to desperatly prove how brave they were or something....oh and the normal people on phones thing-got more annoying when they were phoning each other from the same screen grrrrr....but the worst was when we watched lost in space...realised it was awful, so walked into nutty professer 2 *shudder* and were to embaressed to walk out of it...2 hours of farting hamsters |
| Llamadance |
Posted - 11/18/2006 : 07:18:18
We went to see Se7en and I just happened to have this huge, bulging over the seats, fat guy sitting next to me. He fell asleep and snored through the whole goddam film, thus missing the ironic deaths of gluttony and sloth (did he die?). How I wished it were that guy.
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| Newo |
Posted - 11/18/2006 : 06:21:39
I once saw that Kevin Costner film where he had gills.
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| Cult_Of_Frank |
Posted - 11/18/2006 : 01:53:49
A horny one, I'd guess...
It's like that Seinfeld where they make out during Schindler's List.
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| Luis Bunuel |
Posted - 11/18/2006 : 01:39:55
I went to 'L'Armee des ombres' this summer and some hipster intellectual type college students were making out a few seats away. I'm not some kind of prude, but the last thing I want to listen to is a couple of jerks cooing and slobbering over one another all the way through a movie. What the hell kind of person do you have to be to make out during a flick like that anyway? |
| floop |
Posted - 11/17/2006 : 16:47:00
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Originally posted by Cult_Of_Frank
Also, Floop, is that really true? I would probably have lost it too, luckily I wasn't there. That said, I'm not convinced you don't have the right to see the movie without distraction, however benevolent.
yes, true story. and yes, i agree with you re: distraction. for a moment i felt kind of bad, but then i was kind of like, "wait for dvd"..
it truly ruined (part of) the movie for me. just the anticipation of her narrating was more annoying than her actually narrating. and on top of that, at the time, i was wondering what kind of crazy person felt the compulsion to narrate everything out loud (after being shushed). i was genuinely curious
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| floop |
Posted - 11/17/2006 : 16:44:18
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Originally posted by TRANSMARINE
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Originally posted by floop
after the show we realized she was at the theatre with a blind person.
at least that's what your mom said
That RIGHT THERE deserves a home-made dummy!
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| mantaraysallright |
Posted - 11/17/2006 : 15:55:10
I can't remember the movie I was watching but I remember about 8 years ago being in the theater and having the power go out in the middle of the movie. I think that it went back up and we got to finish but we waited a long time. I also recently saw "American Hardcore" (a documentary about Hardcore music) and sat behind some girls who thought that the people on the screen could actually hear them so they were yelling/cheering throughout the movie...really annoying. |
| TRANSMARINE |
Posted - 11/17/2006 : 15:14:46
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Originally posted by floop
after the show we realized she was at the theatre with a blind person.
at least that's what your mom said
That RIGHT THERE deserves a home-made dummy!
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| Cult_Of_Frank |
Posted - 11/17/2006 : 15:10:18
Wow, Transmarine. At least you didn't know what you were missing with Raiders.
Also, Floop, is that really true? I would probably have lost it too, luckily I wasn't there. That said, I'm not convinced you don't have the right to see the movie without distraction, however benevolent.
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| floop |
Posted - 11/17/2006 : 14:50:31
i made a crappy student film about this very subject once. when i was a student.
recently at THE DEPARTED there was a woman behind us who was talking to herself the whole time. only, she wasn't talking, she was narrating what was happening on screen. play by play, "oh my god he picked up the phone. oh, now he's walking outside".. it was driving us fucking nuts. i (and several people) shushed her several times. then this girl (who was directly in front of her) lost it and screamed at her. she was finally quiet after that.
after the show we realized she was at the theatre with a blind person.
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| TRANSMARINE |
Posted - 11/17/2006 : 14:43:07
Same thing happened when I was watching 007 The World Is Not Enough. Film broke right before the climax, and we all had to get our money back.
Back in '81, was watching Raiders of the Lost Ark in the theatre, and the film broke right after the first PARAMOUNT PICTURES PRESENTS. 20 minutes later, they got it working, only to have it break right after the title for another 10 minutes.
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| pixiestu |
Posted - 11/17/2006 : 14:04:33
I once got mugged and had my phone stolen on the way to the cinema about 6 years ago.
Also, about 5 or 6 years ago I went and saw 'The Family Man'. That was an annoying cinema experience.
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| Cult_Of_Frank |
Posted - 11/17/2006 : 13:01:08
I just had that happen to me the other day. I should've complained but it was in the ghetto second-run theatre so whatever...
If that happened during a big movie like Bond, Star Wars, et al, I would've been livid.
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| PixieSteve |
Posted - 11/17/2006 : 12:42:31
star wars episode 3, the sound get kept cutting out on one side, and there were loads of cracks and pops, annoying.
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