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| Malax |
Posted - 11/03/2006 : 11:28:29
These topics are all a little tame, what happened to having hundreds of sex based topics (ok not hundreds)
Anyone ever had one? Threesome that is. I want stories! ;)
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| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 02/01/2007 : 13:39:58
quote:
Originally posted by Carl
You learn a lot on this forum.
That has to be Post Of The Week, you crack me up carl!
"I'm not much like my generation,
Their music only hurts my ears" ~ Kasey Chambers |
| Carl |
Posted - 01/29/2007 : 14:51:13
You learn a lot on this forum. |
| mcil |
Posted - 01/29/2007 : 05:04:28
as do European Earwigs, one for special occaissions, apparantley
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| vilainde |
Posted - 01/29/2007 : 04:57:06
Did you know iguanas have 2 penises? Puts the threesome idea on a whole new light.
Denis
"Can you hear me? I aint got shit to say." |
| Carl |
Posted - 11/20/2006 : 08:02:49
Has anyone ever had a bestial threesome?
Oh, that lowered the tone somewhat....
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 11/20/2006 : 07:31:13
quote:
Originally posted by Erebus
quote:
Originally posted by coastline
But I know I'd be overwhelmed with guilt the next day.
Odds are one of them will be somebody you're rather not wake up next to.
The porcupine.
 I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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| jimmy |
Posted - 11/18/2006 : 04:10:27
So I'm at this kid's house watching tv with him and his girlfriend, who I'd just met that night. We're drinking and they're making out ( on the couch, I'm on the left side, he's in the middle, she's on the other side ) he asks her to blow him, he strips completely naked, I'm watching some Steven Segal movie, just staring at the screen, not absorbing any of the movie, just trying to act natural-
I'd rather die than reject anyone in any way, or hurt someone's feelings and while they're both fun & cool, ( & she's beautiful & 20, and I wish I looked like him ) I did my very best, using body language to send out two distinct messages:
1) "Noooo, this doesn't make me uncomfortable at all"
2) "Thank you, but no"
After they finished things went back to normal, mostly, and later when he asked if I'd maybe like to take off my shirt, or make out with him, I declined as if I'd been offered a second cup of coffee, then desperately searched for something to say to change the subject. I asked if he knew when his brother would be back from the bar, then immediately thought " Oh shit, now it sounds like maybe I'd be into it if his brother was here."
The times I've been to gay bars nobody's ever come on to me, three times in the past two years guys have asked if they could blow me or jerk me off and all those guys have either had girlfriends or been engaged. |
| Erebus |
Posted - 11/16/2006 : 19:19:14
quote:
Originally posted by coastline
But I know I'd be overwhelmed with guilt the next day.
Odds are one of them will be somebody you're rather not wake up next to.
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| Erebus |
Posted - 11/16/2006 : 19:15:41
quote:
Originally posted by vilainde
quote:
Originally posted by shineoftheever
i had to grab his hand a couple times to prevent any male/male contact
So I guess double anal penetrations were out of the question then?
And out of the answer.
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| Erebus |
Posted - 11/16/2006 : 19:14:22
quote:
Originally posted by Carl
I used be a milkman, and one frosty morning, I was leaving 2 pints of milk, a pot of cream and a carton of orange juice on a doorstep, when the door flew open-and out stepped two page 3 stunners with rather large globes!
Those would be "udders", milkman. (With apologies to, and affection for, the cows, er, ladies.) [But, points, Carl, for the Page 3 reference: Evil Empire papers have no Page 3, Pythagoras notwithstanding.]
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| vilainde |
Posted - 11/16/2006 : 16:07:57
quote:
Originally posted by shineoftheever
i had to grab his hand a couple times to prevent any male/male contact
So I guess double anal penetrations were out of the question then?
Denis
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 11/16/2006 : 14:07:23
quote:
Originally posted by shineoftheever
i have had a few, both ways. i had one once where i was fucking the girl and she was giving my friend a bj, she was on her back and he was on his knees dipping his cock in her mouth, he kept reaching down towards her vagina/my cock, i had to grab his hand a couple times to prevent any male/male contact, i busted quickly and left the room.
The waxworks were an immensely eloquent dissertation on the wonderful ordinariness of mankind.
I normally pay one fifty a minute for that shit.
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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| Broken Face |
Posted - 11/16/2006 : 13:33:41
That's almost poetry shiney...
-Brian - http://bvsrant.blogspot.com |
| shineoftheever |
Posted - 11/16/2006 : 13:26:50
i have had a few, both ways. i had one once where i was fucking the girl and she was giving my friend a bj, she was on her back and he was on his knees dipping his cock in her mouth, he kept reaching down towards her vagina/my cock, i had to grab his hand a couple times to prevent any male/male contact, i busted quickly and left the room.
The waxworks were an immensely eloquent dissertation on the wonderful ordinariness of mankind. |
| Carl |
Posted - 11/16/2006 : 12:56:21
What do you call three small insects in bed? A fleasome!!
Okay, I'm leaving, I'm leaving!
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| coastline |
Posted - 11/15/2006 : 08:16:25
That would be me. When I'm drunk, it almost sounds like a good idea. But I know I'd be overwhelmed with guilt the next day. Maybe if I were 18 again, not married with children.
 I could not find my honeycomb. |
| KimStanleyRobinson |
Posted - 11/15/2006 : 07:26:51
almost.
she pulled both me and my friend into bed after a night of drinking at her place.
i generally concentrated on her lower half.
no actual sex happened.
she completely freaked out (is a local special ed teacher and was worried about rep) and i never talk to her anymore...mainly cause she's sort of a bitch and did the same thing to another friend - was all open and willing one night and then the next day loses her fucking mind with guilt and says everything was bullshit.
that was two years ago.
it sucked really - the next day we're talking and i told her what had happened and she said something like "i feel like im gonna throw up"
nice.
thanks.
freak. |
| Carl |
Posted - 11/10/2006 : 13:09:00
I used be a milkman, and one frosty morning, I was leaving 2 pints of milk, a pot of cream and a carton of orange juice on a doorstep, when the door flew open-and out stepped two page 3 stunners with rather large globes! They invited me in for a shocking exclusive steamy romp shesh! Unfortunately, I had to refuse, as I had a few more houses to do.
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| HeywoodJablome |
Posted - 11/08/2006 : 08:03:34
Well the platypus fur is the perfect counter-part to those porcupine quills. Ah, it hurts so good.
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 11/08/2006 : 04:53:50
Heywood, Newo - quit joking around and spill!
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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| Malax |
Posted - 11/07/2006 : 18:36:27
Of course. However the reason I started this topic was because I saw it on another forum I frequent, by chance I happen to have had one yes. I thought it was an opportunity to start a thread on this forum (which I consider to be vastly more intellectual than most forums) which I haven't done for a while. Not a excuse to say "hey look at me" as the experience (as I stated above) was not the sort of thing you see in 'pornos' far from it. Thats enough of an explanation as I was certain some smart alec would say this to me eventually. Welcome to the forum alec.
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
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| coastline |
Posted - 11/07/2006 : 14:14:51
quote:
Originally posted by Malax
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I have. Which leads me to my next question. Have you?
Of course you have. Isn't this why you started this thread, so you could say that?
I could not find my honeycomb. |
| Surfer Rosa |
Posted - 11/07/2006 : 14:03:54
I think I know that duckbilled platypus too. |
| Newo |
Posted - 11/07/2006 : 12:34:44
that duckbilled platypus sure gets around.
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Gravy boat! Stay in the now! |
| floop |
Posted - 11/07/2006 : 12:31:15
quote:
Originally posted by Carolynanna
Yeah, and if its 2 girls I'd guess the guy would have to be pretty careful about giving equal attention. Bah, I don't know.
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Aw geez, my duodenum's acting up.
i don't think it would be a problem giving equal attention. i've watched videos about this
at least that's what your mom said |
| Malax |
Posted - 11/07/2006 : 11:18:19
quote:
Originally posted by GypsyDeath
sounds like a voice of experience?
I cant believe none of you have had a threesome except heywood.
"I'm not much like my generation,
Their music only hurts my ears" ~ Kasey Chambers
I have. Which leads me to my next question. Have you?
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
*Adapted By Carolynanna* |
| HeywoodJablome |
Posted - 11/07/2006 : 10:14:34
quote:
Or...........
A porcupine & duck-billed platypus.
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 11/07/2006 : 09:56:17
quote:
Originally posted by Carolynanna
Yeah, and if its 2 girls I'd guess the guy would have to be pretty careful about giving equal attention. Bah, I don't know.
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Aw geez, my duodenum's acting up.
So would a woman with two men, believe me.
Out of interest Heywood and Newo, were yours with two women or a woman and a man?
Or a dog and a goat?
Or a badger and a wasp?
Or...........
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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| Carolynanna |
Posted - 11/07/2006 : 09:32:23
Yeah, and if its 2 girls I'd guess the guy would have to be pretty careful about giving equal attention. Bah, I don't know.
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Aw geez, my duodenum's acting up. |
| whoreatthedoor |
Posted - 11/07/2006 : 09:16:50
Like if it wasn't hard enough to have sex with just one girl.
This time we ride roller coasters into the ocean
We feel no emotion as we spiral down to the world |
| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 11/07/2006 : 07:55:29
quote:
Originally posted by Newo
just like a twosome only there´s three of you.
QUOTE OF THE WEEK!! LOL
"I'm not much like my generation,
Their music only hurts my ears" ~ Kasey Chambers |
| Newo |
Posted - 11/07/2006 : 07:45:30
a spontaneous one a few years ago. It was nice and funny and drunk, no fallout or anything, just like a twosome only there´s three of you.
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Gravy boat! Stay in the now! |
| vilainde |
Posted - 11/07/2006 : 05:28:51
I don't have anything interesting to add to the Threesomes thread. I'm saving my posts for the Bukkake thread.
Denis
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| Surfer Rosa |
Posted - 11/07/2006 : 05:06:44
Both bitter and good and separate occasions and no I'm not sharing |
| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 11/07/2006 : 03:49:08
sounds like a voice of experience?
I cant believe none of you have had a threesome except heywood.
"I'm not much like my generation,
Their music only hurts my ears" ~ Kasey Chambers |
