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| TRANSMARINE |
Posted - 09/29/2006 : 13:07:51
Anyone ever have and want to share weird things that have happened to them medically? I freak out easily when I have so much as a hair grow somewhere it never had before. Medical stuff doesn't bother me, except for when it pertains to it happening to me.
Last week I had a bit of a sore throat, and thought nothing of it. A few days ago, I began to notice a slight swelling under my left ear at the back of my jawline. It didn't hurt, but I became alarmed. I let it go, and it became more swollen. Now, mind you, NO ONE else even notices this...but to me I feel like I have a cantaloupe on the side of my neck. Yesterday, beside myself with horror, I called the doctor (I have terrible doctor-phobia...I don't know why...my grandfather suffered this too, and wound up dying because he was too freaked out about going to the doctor...so I'm trying to NOT be that way), and this morning I went to see him. Turns out it's nothing but a lymph node swelling due to allergies. He said it'll be gone in the next ten days, and gave me ibuprofen! So I paid $23 for that. At least I know it's not a cantaloupe.
Please share your medical horror stories. The stranger and grosser the better. And please stay clear of stories pertaining to others that you've heard about. Tell your own! Oh yeah...whatever happened with this? Okay.......fire away!
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His name is Dalton. He's got a degree in philosophy.
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 10/01/2006 : 05:03:46
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Originally posted by kathryn
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Originally posted by pixiestu
A few years ago my toenail on my big toe was sort of hanging off for months so I just ripped it off one day. It hurt like hell. I kept it in a box for months afterwards, seriously.
"The arc of triumph"
The placenta's in the freezer. The kid's 5 years old.
Sorry to go off topic.
I’m the only one who can say that this light is mine
It's always good to keep the freezer stocked with wholesome, nutrional food.
That said, I'm guilty of the odd frozen pizza myself.
 I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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| mr.biscuitdoughhead |
Posted - 09/30/2006 : 18:36:57
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Originally posted by pixiestu
A few years ago my toenail on my big toe was sort of hanging off for months so I just ripped it off one day. It hurt like hell. I kept it in a box for months afterwards, seriously.
"The arc of triumph"
you pack-rat.
 Daylight licked me into shape, I must have been asleep for days...
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| kathryn |
Posted - 09/30/2006 : 18:34:28
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Originally posted by pixiestu
A few years ago my toenail on my big toe was sort of hanging off for months so I just ripped it off one day. It hurt like hell. I kept it in a box for months afterwards, seriously.
"The arc of triumph"
The placenta's in the freezer. The kid's 5 years old.
Sorry to go off topic.
I’m the only one who can say that this light is mine
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| pixiestu |
Posted - 09/30/2006 : 18:20:14
A few years ago my toenail on my big toe was sort of hanging off for months so I just ripped it off one day. It hurt like hell. I kept it in a box for months afterwards, seriously.
"The arc of triumph" |
| mr.biscuitdoughhead |
Posted - 09/30/2006 : 17:32:44
Ooh! That reminds me! When I was like 4 years old, my whole toenail on my big toe fell off after my foot was hit with a bathroom door at a grocery store.
Daylight licked me into shape, I must have been asleep for days...
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| Apesy |
Posted - 09/30/2006 : 16:03:39
When I was about ten a giant, pus-filled sac developed on my left thumb. I have no idea why it appeared, and I can't recall my mom even taking me to the doctor. Anyway, it finally burst after about a week, and my thumbnail actually fell off. It was pretty rockin'.
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| Carl |
Posted - 09/30/2006 : 14:44:50
Ha. That took a minute to register with me....
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| TRANSMARINE |
Posted - 09/30/2006 : 12:17:18
Now that takes balls to admit.
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His name is Dalton. He's got a degree in philosophy.
-bRIAN |
| floop |
Posted - 09/30/2006 : 12:11:31
i've struggled with genital elephantitis all of my life
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| coastline |
Posted - 09/30/2006 : 11:48:44
Hemmorhoids. At least several times a year.
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| TRANSMARINE |
Posted - 09/30/2006 : 11:46:47
oooooooh! That's a good one Carl! Let me be the first to thank and congratulate Carl for his courage and generosity in sharing his hard-to-pronounce-because-I-was-too-lazy-to-try ailment. Kudos! Who's next?
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His name is Dalton. He's got a degree in philosophy.
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| Carl |
Posted - 09/30/2006 : 11:43:36
I have non-contagious and pretty harmless yeast fungus skin rash called Pityriasis Versicolor. You can use Nizoral to treat it.
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| TRANSMARINE |
Posted - 09/30/2006 : 11:39:03
Not as sad as I am, K. In fact, despite my despondence, I cannot shed a tear due to a tearduct cyst I am currently sufferring from. Escuse me while I go vomit intestinal pus.
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His name is Dalton. He's got a degree in philosophy.
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| kathryn |
Posted - 09/29/2006 : 17:02:32
I'm saddened by the lack of response to this thread. It's a disappointment to Frank, to be sure.
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