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| jimmy |
Posted - 09/08/2006 : 18:38:59
I've been thinking about <3.
Since I was a kid, I had this idea of love- that for every person there's 1 other person in the world that they were meant to be with forever ( there might be dozens of people that you date and try out along the way, but eventually you find The One and that's it.
I still believe this, which leads me to believe that a lot of people just give up and settle.
You're supposed to meet the love of your life at some great big party at a house on the ocean while you're on vacation.
It's a gigantic world out there, but all these people meet someone at their work and think that's The One. That's not even trying.
I mean, there's supposed to be a hugely romantic beginning, not " We were at the vending machines, and there was only one cup of Spaghetti-Os left, so we shared it. I knew then that I wanted to spend the rest of my life with her."
I guess I'm being too critical; I guess people don't want to be alone, or they just want to have kids and don't want to wait forever.
I still believe in real love, I just think it's very rare. Most people just hook up with somebody that they hate less than everyone else, and convince themselves that it's love.
Does any of this sound reasonable, or do I just sound lonely & bitter? |
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| jimmy |
Posted - 10/24/2007 : 19:11:00
Don't worry about it.
my friend posted MORE NEW paintings at http://myspace.com/landspeedsong |
| mr.biscuitdoughhead |
Posted - 10/24/2007 : 15:21:23
quote:
Originally posted by jimmy
I'm sorry to hear about the girl, mr.bdh, I can't say I know what you're going through because I've never been rejected, but I know what it's like to meet someone that you think is nice and then have them disappoint you. I'm done with foreign girls.
Anyway, you need to get a girl, even if it's just for one night.
my friend posted MORE NEW paintings at http://myspace.com/landspeedsong
jimmy, sorry i said you weren't my favorite forum member. i've reconsidered things and i've given up on goatfucker. he's such a goatfucker.
Every thought a ricochet...
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| Carl |
Posted - 09/25/2007 : 08:47:59
Or the Bulgarian city?
Anyone for knob Marmite? |
| kathryn |
Posted - 09/25/2007 : 08:46:12
Carl....
Happy hearts fall from my shaking hands
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| Carl |
Posted - 09/25/2007 : 08:22:58
Loren? Coppola?
Anyone for knob Marmite? |
| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 09/24/2007 : 16:22:43
I lost my virginity to my couch one lonely, experimental, teenage afternoon when I had the house to myself.
Her name was Sofia.
She had nice pillows.
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| coastline |
Posted - 09/24/2007 : 15:34:35
That's a lame insinuation, KOK and Sean. I do not fuck beanbag chairs. At least not anymore. I'm older and more sophisticated now, so I fuck ottomans. Look at this baby:
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| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 09/24/2007 : 14:54:24
Aah, Er... Huh?
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| s_wrenn |
Posted - 09/24/2007 : 11:13:20
I heard he dresses them up as Kathy Bates, then he jumps through a window and gets to work
Don't tell anyone i said that though
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| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 09/24/2007 : 11:05:14
Oh coastline? Is that cohen? Yeah cohen you fucking bean bag chairs? Sicko.
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| s_wrenn |
Posted - 09/24/2007 : 11:01:24
quote:
Originally posted by The King Of Karaoke
quote:
Originally posted by s_wrenn
ARE YOU SAYING YOU FUCKED A BEANBAG CHAIR?
When Dave Attell says his midget friend was late to work at the chocolate factory because it was raining he had to swim a puddle do you question if it really happened, or do you know enough to laugh?
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Oh, no, i meant had Cohen fucked a beanbag chair.
But, hey! Maybe you guys know the same beanbag chair, right?
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 09/24/2007 : 06:03:27
quote:
Originally posted by The King Of Karaoke
Oh sorry.
When loves got you down just remember, there's always your mom's old Cosmo?
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Or floop's mom.
 I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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| Carolynanna |
Posted - 09/24/2007 : 05:27:06
quote:
Originally posted by The King Of Karaoke
That's also around the time my buddies would come over to play Atari and would wonder why we were one chair shorter than the week before.
"Why do I have to sit on the floor all of a sudden? What about the bean bag chair?"
"Oo, uh... That's not for sitting anymore."
"What? Too bad, I'm sitting in it. Uh, why are their titties drawn on here with a Sharpie?!"
"Ssshhh. Less talkie, more Pac Man. You know you can always go home and play your Collecovision if you want"
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Colecovision was much better than Atari.
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Fuck off I got work to do. |
| VoVat |
Posted - 09/23/2007 : 20:16:01
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
biscuit, there are plenty of other girls in the sea.
Girls in the sea? You mean, like, mermaids?
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares." |
| jimmy |
Posted - 09/23/2007 : 17:26:40
I'm sorry to hear about the girl, mr.bdh, I can't say I know what you're going through because I've never been rejected, but I know what it's like to meet someone that you think is nice and then have them disappoint you. I'm done with foreign girls.
Anyway, you need to get a girl, even if it's just for one night.
my friend posted MORE NEW paintings at http://myspace.com/landspeedsong |
| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 09/23/2007 : 16:10:02
quote:
Originally posted by s_wrenn
ARE YOU SAYING YOU FUCKED A BEANBAG CHAIR?
When Dave Attell says his midget friend was late to work at the chocolate factory because it was raining he had to swim a puddle do you question if it really happened, or do you know enough to laugh?
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| mr.biscuitdoughhead |
Posted - 09/23/2007 : 13:35:26
but at least they don't type in all capitals, like SPEEDY.
I could kill you sure, but I could only make you cry with these words...
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| coastline |
Posted - 09/23/2007 : 13:34:40
TRANSMARINE, OLDMANOTY and SUPERSUMOMEGAMOTHERFUCKINGFRANKFAN come to mind as well.
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| mr.biscuitdoughhead |
Posted - 09/23/2007 : 13:25:21
you remind me of SPEEDYMARIEGONZALES.
I could kill you sure, but I could only make you cry with these words...
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| s_wrenn |
Posted - 09/23/2007 : 13:23:32
ARE YOU SAYING YOU FUCKED A BEANBAG CHAIR?
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| mr.biscuitdoughhead |
Posted - 09/23/2007 : 13:07:18
unless you're jeff foxworthy.
I could kill you sure, but I could only make you cry with these words...
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| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 09/23/2007 : 13:04:29
The key to good comedy.
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| coastline |
Posted - 09/23/2007 : 13:00:24
It isn't just that KOK makes me laugh, it's that I identify with him so goddam much (if you don't count the conspiracy crap).
Please pardon me, for these my wrongs. |
| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 09/23/2007 : 12:57:22
That's also around the time my buddies would come over to play Atari and would wonder why we were one chair shorter than the week before.
"Why do I have to sit on the floor all of a sudden? What about the bean bag chair?"
"Oo, uh... That's not for sitting anymore."
"What? Too bad, I'm sitting in it. Uh, why are their titties drawn on here with a Sharpie?!"
"Ssshhh. Less talkie, more Pac Man. You know you can always go home and play your Collecovision if you want"
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| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 09/23/2007 : 12:25:47
That's probably the only thread I should be posting in these days.
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| s_wrenn |
Posted - 09/23/2007 : 12:14:38
MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRANSFER THAT POST TO THE TOO MUCH INFORMATION THREAD
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| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 09/23/2007 : 12:11:18
13, that's about the time my showers went from fifteen minutes to an hour and 45 minutes.
I remember members of my family screaming, "Why is there a hole in the soap?!"
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| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 09/23/2007 : 12:08:00
Oh sorry.
When loves got you down just remember, there's always your mom's old Cosmo?
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| mr.biscuitdoughhead |
Posted - 09/23/2007 : 12:05:14
Or porn.
I could kill you sure, but I could only make you cry with these words...
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| kathryn |
Posted - 09/23/2007 : 11:50:07
Go to your room, Jason! The child is 13 years old! To your room. And no TV! Or youtube vids.
Happy hearts fall from my shaking hands
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| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 09/23/2007 : 11:42:53
When loves got you down just remember, there's always porn.
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| mr.biscuitdoughhead |
Posted - 09/23/2007 : 11:40:40
same girl, but she doesn't even seem like the same person anymore. i dunno...
I could kill you sure, but I could only make you cry with these words...
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| kathryn |
Posted - 09/23/2007 : 11:37:56
baby biscuit, isn't this the girl who was not nice and didn't communicate with actual words but, and this is my take on it and i could be wrong, was more into mind games and less into being respectful?
Happy hearts fall from my shaking hands
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| mr.biscuitdoughhead |
Posted - 09/23/2007 : 11:36:32
yeah, what screamy said.
I could kill you sure, but I could only make you cry with these words...
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| s_wrenn |
Posted - 09/23/2007 : 11:35:54
YEAH, I KNOW THAT FEELING.
YOU'LL FEEL LIKE YOU MISSED YOUR CHANCE, THAT IT COULD HAVE BEEN YOU INSTEAD OF THAT OTHER GUY
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