| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| jimmy |
Posted - 08/18/2006 : 21:55:18
Just had my buddy and these two hot girls that I'd never met before over, and we drank and had a really good time, and I think the girls really like me- they laughed at my jokes and said how nice I am. They were really cool; I think my friend was trying to hook me up with them. I feel so cool. And I haven't been drunk since December of 2003 ( even though I drink once in a while ).
I forgot how much fun drinking is.
The ladies had watermellon vodka w/ hawaiian punch, my friend had a 40, and I had Smirnoff Ice Wild Grape.
They went home and I'm just having some bacon, eggs and sausage now, and I feel wicked cool; I'm gonna drink more often.
I had wanted to go to the cape to see FB tonight, but now I'm glad I stayed home ( I'll go to Boston to see him with the band ).
Good night. |
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| ScottP |
Posted - 08/23/2006 : 14:45:32
Aaa-HAA! They're all girl bees! Well it seems that there sure are alot of girl bees on this forum. |
| mr.biscuitdoughhead |
Posted - 08/23/2006 : 14:32:23
Scott, your bee doesn't even have a stinger. I'm not sure if mine does either.
It's a-me, a Mario!!  |
| ScottP |
Posted - 08/23/2006 : 11:25:06
Oh, I'm pretty aware that I'm not very important here at FB.net. Not only do I have only one bee, I usually don't have much to offer except silly comments. No cool interviews to post, no rare B-sides or outtakes to share, lacking in FB trivia knowledge, and to top it all off, only one bee. And did you notice my bee's stinger is smaller than the others?!? Damn!
BTW- I meant no harm or sarcasm by saying I was completely ignorant to the girl/guy posting ratio here at FB.net. It's turns out to be true, but I really hadn't noticed until SMK said something. |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 08/23/2006 : 03:07:38
Oh ScottP! I wasn't questioning your existence, just your importance.
I do hope you realise this is mostly tongue in cheek?
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| Erebus |
Posted - 08/22/2006 : 22:50:37
quote:
Originally posted by ScottP
quote:
Originally posted by starmekitten
With only one bee you don't yet count as people.
Fair enough.
But, 1.) a reply is your admission that I do indeed exist.
And, 2.) You used the word "yet" as if to say I have the potential of becoming a real person on FB.net.
Thanks Kitten. Probably my greatest FB.net day to date.
yes, scottp cum descartes: post und subject yourself to stormykitten
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| ScottP |
Posted - 08/22/2006 : 16:48:44
quote:
Originally posted by starmekitten
With only one bee you don't yet count as people.
Fair enough.
But, 1.) a reply is your admission that I do indeed exist.
And, 2.) You used the word "yet" as if to say I have the potential of becoming a real person on FB.net.
Thanks Kitten. Probably my greatest FB.net day to date. |
| TRANSMARINE |
Posted - 08/22/2006 : 15:57:18
quote:
Originally posted by jimmy
kathryn, I've never had bagel chips, but I think they're something like pita chips. If you haven't tried them you should. And there's this really good dip that goes well with pita chips-
Apricot preserves or apricot jelly or whatever
Philadelphia Cream cheese
Horseradish
It might not sound like they'd go well together but they do, I've made it myself, and while I can't remember the exact measurements, you can really just add as much of each as you think you'll like.
And kat, if you have sex but you don't want to post after, you can always send me a private e-mail and tell me all about it.
Pita chips and hummus are da bomb, yo.
Hank the 8th was a duplicated man
-bRIAN |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 08/22/2006 : 15:53:46
With only one bee you don't yet count as people. |
| ScottP |
Posted - 08/22/2006 : 15:32:48
quote:
Originally posted by starmekitten
and people wonder why there are so few women posting here
Wow. I've never wondered that...I should probably pay more attention. |
| Carl |
Posted - 08/22/2006 : 07:42:18
I've got a large bottle of methylated spirits. I'll report back soon!!
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| HeywoodJablome |
Posted - 08/22/2006 : 07:30:07
quote:
Originally posted by jimmy
Are you making fun of Smirnoff Ice?
No, I guess it's an okay bevy if you like to hang out at metro-sexual bars with your top three shirt buttons undone and high fivin' your "bros'" every 30 seconds.
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Wait a minute, strike that. Reverse it. |
| jimmy |
Posted - 08/21/2006 : 16:03:20
hey, I posted a recipe- all we need now is How to lose 10 pounds in 10 days, or Are you a good friend? Take our friendship quiz, and the girls will be all over this forum.
I'll try to find some articles on scrapbooking and toxic shock syndrome. And new test results linking one to the other. |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 08/21/2006 : 15:09:26
and people wonder why there are so few women posting here |
| jimmy |
Posted - 08/21/2006 : 13:28:37
kathryn, I've never had bagel chips, but I think they're something like pita chips. If you haven't tried them you should. And there's this really good dip that goes well with pita chips-
Apricot preserves or apricot jelly or whatever
Philadelphia Cream cheese
Horseradish
It might not sound like they'd go well together but they do, I've made it myself, and while I can't remember the exact measurements, you can really just add as much of each as you think you'll like.
And kat, if you have sex but you don't want to post after, you can always send me a private e-mail and tell me all about it. |
| Cult_Of_Frank |
Posted - 08/21/2006 : 13:15:39
quote:
Originally posted by Carolynanna
You know...Jimmy is pretty sweet on you.
Jimmy's been watching you....you're just Jimmy's type. 
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C with an S reference? The world's gone m!
 "No man remains quite what he was when he recognizes himself." |
| johnnyribcage |
Posted - 08/21/2006 : 12:46:32
If he's not, he should be...
I know I am. |
| jimmy |
Posted - 08/21/2006 : 12:37:29
Are you making fun of Smirnoff Ice?
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| HeywoodJablome |
Posted - 08/21/2006 : 11:04:47
quote:
Originally posted by jimmy
Smirnoff Ices in the fridge
Did you have fun at Chasers?
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Wait a minute, strike that. Reverse it. |
| floop |
Posted - 08/21/2006 : 10:03:44
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
Jimmy, I hear you. However, I find myself in that mode not after drinking but after having sex...wanting to post stuff like "I just had two hours of massive sex and then ate a heaping plate of tzatziki and hummus and polished off half a bag of bagel chips and washed it all down with two glasses of icy lemonaid."
we appreciate you refraining |
| Carolynanna |
Posted - 08/21/2006 : 09:47:39
You know...Jimmy is pretty sweet on you.
Jimmy's been watching you....you're just Jimmy's type.
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 08/21/2006 : 05:19:54
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
wanting to post stuff like "I just had two hours of massive sex
I’m the only one who can say that this light is mine
Yeah me too.
 I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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| see you in tea |
Posted - 08/21/2006 : 00:52:53
14, probably. |
| kathryn |
Posted - 08/20/2006 : 08:02:19
How old are you, Jimmy?
I’m the only one who can say that this light is mine
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| Little Black Francis |
Posted - 08/20/2006 : 03:55:44
quote:
Originally posted by see you in tea
Alcohol sucks, as does posting drunk.
as does you suck you **** m**** f**** f***
quote:
... "Dear Sir Charles Chuck Chuckie King of Rock Ruler of the Guitarmen holiest of holy pied pipers, poppabear daddyo blackus frankus blackus top banana king chicken guy I love in a manly country kinda way y'all" OldManInaCoffeeCan
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| ScottP |
Posted - 08/20/2006 : 03:50:26
quote:
Originally posted by see you in tea
Alcohol sucks, as does posting drunk.
Oh, c'mon. |
| jimmy |
Posted - 08/20/2006 : 00:09:30
It wasn't a sandwich.
Though, lately, I've really started to like frying up bacon, then an egg, then putting them w/ salt & pepper on a toasted buttered English muffin.
I'm not sure if there's anything wrong with people posting drunk, it was just stupid the way I did it, like I'm 13 it was my first time.
Cause I'm 15 and it was my third time. |
| see you in tea |
Posted - 08/19/2006 : 23:04:35
Alcohol sucks, as does posting drunk. |
| kathryn |
Posted - 08/19/2006 : 22:01:39
Jimmy, I hear you. However, I find myself in that mode not after drinking but after having sex...wanting to post stuff like "I just had two hours of massive sex and then ate a heaping plate of tzatziki and hummus and polished off half a bag of bagel chips and washed it all down with two glasses of icy lemonaid."
Oh and good call on the bacon, egg and sausage sandwich. Them's good eats.
I’m the only one who can say that this light is mine
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| floop |
Posted - 08/19/2006 : 17:56:39
no wonder your friend was able to bring over hot girls. chicks love a guy who drinks 40's
"Welcome to the United States Macaca." |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 08/19/2006 : 12:13:35
No, there really shouldn't. |
| s_wrenn |
Posted - 08/19/2006 : 11:54:41
Maybe there should be a "Post your thoughts here when you're drunk" thread.
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| jimmy |
Posted - 08/19/2006 : 11:47:28
I feel bad for starting a dumb "I'm drunk" post, it probably isn't worth a topic.
Anyway, as much fun as it was, there's still a few of those Smirnoff Ices in the fridge, I'm pretty sure they'll stay there till someone else comes over and drinks them.
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| johnnyribcage |
Posted - 08/19/2006 : 09:26:37
I find I clear thoughts posted whend I'm drnak, when I type. |
| Superabounder |
Posted - 08/19/2006 : 08:32:57
Way to go Jimmy...very cool of your buddy to share the wealth. Did you work in any frank black to the mix?
Mathematics moves at such a crawl |
| s_wrenn |
Posted - 08/19/2006 : 08:29:14
There's been a few times when i came home at around 4-5 in the morning and wanted to post stuff. But it was hard enough to read threads drunk, so i didn't bother.
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