| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| Malax |
Posted - 05/21/2006 : 19:08:32
Have sex with any one woman/man of your choice.I noticed a similar topic and I stole this idea from maxim but here are some good ones:
Drown a sack of Kittens?
Round house kick your mum?
Trip up a blindman?
Lose your little toe?
Eat a bowl of said woman/mans shit?
Lick a pitbulls bell?
Send a picture of yourself naked to your boss with topic 'lunch'?
Eat a tarantula?
Watch your dad have a shit?
Watch your dad have a wank?
Watch your parents at it?
Drink urine?
Eat your own sick?
Break a dogs neck?
Theres more great ones but I forget them, sorry about the language.
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
*Adapted By Carolynanna* |
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| s_wrenn |
Posted - 05/24/2006 : 04:31:16
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 05/24/2006 : 04:23:50
By sending his killer Bourbon biscuits after them apparently.
 I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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| Carl |
Posted - 05/23/2006 : 19:53:00
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| ScottP |
Posted - 05/23/2006 : 19:49:54
When I was a child I was told that everytime you masturbate
God kills a kitten. |
| Carl |
Posted - 05/23/2006 : 19:32:01
Please, won't somebody think about the kittens?
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| ScottP |
Posted - 05/23/2006 : 16:42:40
quote:
Originally posted by starmekitten
Aaaah, whatever happened to good old fasioned seduction?
No kidding. Watching your dad go poop might be slightly easier than making a girl laugh over a couple drinks, but it's not nearly as effective. |
| marcus4realius |
Posted - 05/23/2006 : 12:17:59
Drown a sack of Kittens? - NO PROBLEM - WITH THE QUICKNESS
Round house kick your mum? - SAME
Trip up a blindman? - SAME
Lose your little toe? - Already happened...My story was stolen for the Nihilist Girlfiend character in Big Lebowski.
Eat a bowl of said woman/mans shit? - I WOULD IF THEY WERE VEGETARIAN.
Lick a pitbulls bell? - THE ONE AROUND HIS COLLAR....SURE
Send a picture of yourself naked to your boss with topic 'lunch'? - I'M MY OWN BOSS SO< YEAH
Eat a tarantula? FRIED
Watch your dad have a shit? - HAPPENED
Watch your dad have a wank? - TO FUCK SCARLETT JOHANSEN, YES
Watch your parents at it? - SEE ABOVE
Drink urine? - SANITARY
Eat your own sick? - I ATE IT ONCE ALREADY, WHY NOT AGAIN
Break a dogs neck? - ONLY IF IT LOOKED AT ME FUNNY.
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| Malax |
Posted - 05/22/2006 : 14:02:56
Drown a sack of Kittens? NO
Round house kick your mum? YES
Trip up a blindman? YES
Lose your little toe? YES
Eat a bowl of said woman/mans shit? NO
Lick a pitbulls bell? NO
Send a picture of yourself naked to your boss with topic 'lunch'? YES
Eat a tarantula? YES
Watch your dad have a shit? YES
Watch your dad have a wank? NO
Watch your parents at it? NO
Drink urine? YES
Eat your own sick? YES
Break a dogs neck? NO
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
*Adapted By Carolynanna* |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 05/22/2006 : 11:02:18
Yeah but she lets Germans piss on her too. Kinky bitch!
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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| pixiestu |
Posted - 05/22/2006 : 10:44:38
...and Madonna another.
"The arc of triumph" |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 05/22/2006 : 10:26:44
quote:
Originally posted by Carl
There was/is some famous actress who drank/drinks her own urine, apparently it's quite afe and actually good for your somehow, maybe cosmetically or something?
I'd break a dog's neck if he had to be put down and it was the only way to kill him. Um, that doesn't sound very good, though....
Lot's of celebrities do it. Sting being one.
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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| Carl |
Posted - 05/22/2006 : 09:15:32
So that's what earned him the nickname 'Pissyfingers'.
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| Erebus |
Posted - 05/22/2006 : 09:11:07
I've heard that the baseball player Moisés Alou of the San Francisco Giants urinates on his hands to toughen them. Might be hard to look him in the eye while shaking his hand.
perfection could use an upgrade |
| Carl |
Posted - 05/22/2006 : 08:44:07
There was/is some famous actress who drank/drinks her own urine, apparently it's quite afe and actually good for your somehow, maybe cosmetically or something?
I'd break a dog's neck if he had to be put down and it was the only way to kill him. Um, that doesn't sound very good, though....
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| Holy Fingers |
Posted - 05/22/2006 : 07:31:22
Watch my dad take a shit. As a teenager, my father would often burst into the bathroom to shit while I was in the shower. All I would have had to do is open the shower curtain to see it. I remember a very distinct odor too. Ah, such nostalgia.
 REMEMBER THIS: Nowhere in history has an atheist taken a human life in the name of his cause. |
| pixiestu |
Posted - 05/22/2006 : 05:58:49
quote:
Originally posted by starmekitten
Hey baby, I just, uhuhuhuh huh huhuhuh, licked a pitbulls bell so, uh huhuh uhuh uhuhhuhuh huh, do you wanna, uh, do stuff?
I'm definitely gonna try this one.
What girl could turn me down?
"The arc of triumph" |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 05/22/2006 : 05:45:41
Aaaah, whatever happened to good old fasioned seduction?
Hey baby, I just, uhuhuhuh huh huhuhuh, licked a pitbulls bell so, uh huhuh uhuh uhuhhuhuh huh, do you wanna, uh, do stuff?
forum ebook: end of miles |
| a guy in a rover |
Posted - 05/22/2006 : 05:44:08
quote:
Originally posted by Malax
Drink urine?
I already did that one so I'm gonna have to go with the urine drinking. It wasn't so bad so I guess Id do it again, although the pitbulls bell does sound appealing.
A pig or a goat well, they wouldn’t let you be mistreated
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| vilainde |
Posted - 05/22/2006 : 05:31:46
Yeah, I've done everything that's on the list too. The question is to tell what you like best...
Denis
I love Guitar Wolf from the Erath! |
| Llamadance |
Posted - 05/22/2006 : 05:15:54
I kind of ate my own sick yesterday....so that one.
Pain is temporary, quitting is forever.
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 05/22/2006 : 05:04:21
Roundhouse my mum. It doesn't say how hard.
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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| Doog |
Posted - 05/22/2006 : 03:56:02
Urine, daddy shit, drink piss. Evidently I'm not as grossed out by bodily functions as some.
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| PixieSteve |
Posted - 05/22/2006 : 03:47:48
what if you wanted to shag the blindman? that would be no way to get him into bed.
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| vilainde |
Posted - 05/22/2006 : 03:32:33
Break a dog's neck. Heck, I'd do it for free.
Denis
I love Guitar Wolf from the Erath! |
| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 05/22/2006 : 03:22:47
Definitely the blind man, that's an easy call.
 I have joined the Cult Of Frank/And I have dearly paid |
| pixiestu |
Posted - 05/22/2006 : 02:24:17
Drink urine. Wait, or does it mean someone elses urine? If it's my own I'd go for that because loads of people say it's meant to be good for you. Yum-yum.
"The arc of triumph" |
| lonely persuader |
Posted - 05/22/2006 : 02:08:55
Trip up a blindman. How would he know who did it? |
| Erebus |
Posted - 05/21/2006 : 19:21:59
i woulda been the first person to post an honest reply but i was ascared!
perfection could use an upgrade |
