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| s_wrenn |
Posted - 05/05/2006 : 06:15:34
Consider this:
Would you rather have sex non-stop for the rest of your life (say till you die in your 70's)
OR
Be immortal without ever having sex again.
No loop holes people.
Rules:
If you choose sex for life, you have to die in your 70's
If you choose immortality, you can't have sex. Why? eh... because your genitals were removed to make the...immortality potion...that you drink...Yeah! But your urethra remains intact so you can still piss. And no, you can't preform oral sex...because...the immortality is reversed by doing that.
The Immortality goes by Highlander rules. IE if your head gets cut off you die. So watch out for Clancy Brown!
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| s_wrenn |
Posted - 05/08/2006 : 13:23:23
Did someone say "erotic fruit"?
No?
Well here it is anyway:
http://www.geocities.com/MotorCity/Speedway/1388/fruit/
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| s_wrenn |
Posted - 05/08/2006 : 04:39:35
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| s_wrenn |
Posted - 05/05/2006 : 20:26:11
While looking up "how to be immortal" in google, i cam across this religious culty thing. They're called the reconnections(sounds more like a name of a band to me)
http://www.reconnections.net/how_immortal.htm
http://www.reconnections.net/transmiss_hip_hopping.htm
http://www.reconnections.net/spirituality_and_sex_index.htm
"<end transmission>" Indeed.
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| s_wrenn |
Posted - 05/05/2006 : 19:03:04
I think this would make for a great Frank Black song. A headless chicken alive for 18 months? Pure gold.(Solid Gold, even)
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| fbc |
Posted - 05/05/2006 : 18:51:28
"Lloyd knew his Mother in Law would be dining with them and would savor the neck. He positioned his ax precisely, estimating just the right tolerances, to leave a generous neck bone, an ear and most of the brain stem."
Skillful blow my ass. |
| s_wrenn |
Posted - 05/05/2006 : 17:54:28
Kinda like immortality, but not really.
http://www.miketheheadlesschicken.org/story.html
It's all true!
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| s_wrenn |
Posted - 05/05/2006 : 17:36:32
We don't actually call it the emerald isle. We tend to call it Funkytopia
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| s_wrenn |
Posted - 05/05/2006 : 17:14:43
No one questions Sunburn Man. Not even his dermatologist!
He just can't stop getting his fuck on.
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| s_wrenn |
Posted - 05/05/2006 : 17:12:46
You know what Canadian shows i love, Kenny Vs. Spenny and Trailer Park Boys. That's funny shit.
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 05/05/2006 : 17:12:42
quote:
Originally posted by pixiestu
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
No fucking then? I thought not. Same as the rest of us.
Not the same as sunburn man.
"The arc of triumph"
He da man!
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| s_wrenn |
Posted - 05/05/2006 : 17:10:03
YEAH! CNBC europe. There's a 3 day transition period from NBC to CNBC but we get it. The day after airing for Letterman and Jon Stewart.
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| kathryn |
Posted - 05/05/2006 : 17:09:51
Oh my god, Homers, I just saw all your posts. My god.
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| kathryn |
Posted - 05/05/2006 : 17:07:20
You guys on the Emerald Isle get Conan?
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| pixiestu |
Posted - 05/05/2006 : 17:07:11
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
No fucking then? I thought not. Same as the rest of us.
Not the same as sunburn man.
"The arc of triumph" |
| s_wrenn |
Posted - 05/05/2006 : 17:05:44
I loved James Lipton receiting K fed lyrics on Conan. Classic
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| kathryn |
Posted - 05/05/2006 : 17:03:10
Thanks for killing my post-coital glow, s_wrenn.
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 05/05/2006 : 17:03:07
No fucking then? I thought not. Same as the rest of us.
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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| s_wrenn |
Posted - 05/05/2006 : 16:59:06
Yeah, as in people younger than me, as in people 0 to 19.
Damn kids with their K-Fed and their Alice Cooper and their Red Skelton.
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| kathryn |
Posted - 05/05/2006 : 16:56:51
quote:
Originally posted by s_wrenn
"MTL"?
Montreal.
quote:
Originally posted by s_wrenn
I'd like to get in on some of that "Birds and bees" stuff that all the young people are talking about these days.
young people. oh that made me laugh. young people. ha!
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| s_wrenn |
Posted - 05/05/2006 : 16:55:24
quote:
Originally posted by pixiestu
quote:
Originally posted by s_wrenn
Speaking of prostates, check this:
http://medicine.ucsd.edu/clinicalmed/gagenital6.htm
I've had this bookmarked for ages.
"The arc of triumph"
Dude! Sick!
And no, not "sick" as in MTV "sick", as in "Hey XZIBIT, this ride is sick, tripped out pimpin'". But sick as in "FUCKUH"
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 05/05/2006 : 16:53:48
I thought you were going?
Come on, who've you been fucking?
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| s_wrenn |
Posted - 05/05/2006 : 16:52:52
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
It's still light in the MTL, s wrenn. Plenty of lovely sunlight all around. And the birds and bees are buzzing all around.
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"MTL"?
Where i am it's 00:50am, and i've got the killer munchies for some grilled cheese. I'd like to get in on some of that "Birds and bees" stuff that all the young people are talking about these days.
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| kathryn |
Posted - 05/05/2006 : 16:48:59
It's still light in the MTL, s wrenn. Plenty of lovely sunlight all around. And the birds and bees are buzzing all around.
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| pixiestu |
Posted - 05/05/2006 : 16:48:44
quote:
Originally posted by s_wrenn
Speaking of prostates, check this:
http://medicine.ucsd.edu/clinicalmed/gagenital6.htm
I've had this bookmarked for ages.
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| s_wrenn |
Posted - 05/05/2006 : 16:46:01
Not you, by the sounds of it!
Ooooh ZING!
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| kathryn |
Posted - 05/05/2006 : 16:45:30
Ooops, too busy to say because I'm rushing to get to this show...
www.killthelights.ca
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 05/05/2006 : 16:44:17
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
Having spent the last day doing nothing but having sex, I have to hand it to you boys and Tre. This is the most entertaining thread in a while.
Immortality, schimmortality.
I知 the only one who can say that this light is mine
Who've you been fucking?
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| s_wrenn |
Posted - 05/05/2006 : 16:43:29
I doubt it was more entertaining than the sex...Am i right? Am i right?
Yeeaah!
Damn right i'm right!
Right?
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| kathryn |
Posted - 05/05/2006 : 16:40:00
Having spent the last day doing nothing but having sex, I have to hand it to you boys and Tre. This is the most entertaining thread in a while.
Immortality, schimmortality.
I知 the only one who can say that this light is mine
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| s_wrenn |
Posted - 05/05/2006 : 16:24:58
It's the first image that appears when you type "prostate" into google image, and once you've taken off the security thingy.
Someone brought up the subject of prostates. I had to go there.
I created this thread, AND I CAN DESTROY IT TOO!
MU-HA-HA-HA.
Seriously, i know it's fucked up, but forget about.
What? You can't?
Why the hell did you look then?
Meh!
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| ObfuscateByWill |
Posted - 05/05/2006 : 16:20:45
Oh my God.
*Take a bite of the chocolate coffin. |
| s_wrenn |
Posted - 05/05/2006 : 16:19:04
Speaking of prostates, check this:
http://medicine.ucsd.edu/clinicalmed/gagenital6.htm
AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| pixiestu |
Posted - 05/05/2006 : 16:15:28
http://www.sexdictionary.info/assets_active/intercourse.gif
http://www.sexwoordenboek.nl/assets/active/anale_sex2_c.gif
The woman in the first diagram is hotter. Who agrees?
I'd choose the sex for life by the way because it says in the rules YOU HAVE to die in your seventies and let's face it, some of us probably wont be lucky enough to live that long anyway, so yeah, I'll go for that.
Plus, being immortal would get kinda boring.
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 05/05/2006 : 16:08:46
Fuck immortality (that way you get the best of both options)
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| s_wrenn |
Posted - 05/05/2006 : 16:02:40
Prostates? Stimulation? Orgasm? Bookmark?
Where's the whole immortal issue gone too?
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