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| Monsieur |
Posted - 12/19/2005 : 13:02:58
1) How often do you cut your hair? Dou you like it?
2) If you were a haircut, which one would you be?
3) If Frank Black was a haircut, which one would he be ? (if you say bald, i'm removing you from my list of friends)
4) Does the same person always cut your hair? Are you sexually attracted to that person? Are any ideas of that person intellectually compelling?
5) When you were a kid and had to cut your hair, did you cry?
I will show you fear in a handful of dust |
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| Carl |
Posted - 12/20/2005 : 14:54:28
My hair is getting a bit long again, I might grow it down a bit and chop it sometime in the new year.
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 12/20/2005 : 05:36:16
quote:
Originally posted by Frog in the Sand
3) If Frank Black was a haircut, which one would he be ? (if you say bald, i'm removing you from my list of friends)
BALD! BALD! BALD!
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"In the magnificent fierce morning of New Mexico, one sprang awake, a new part of the soul woke up suddenly and the old world gave way to the new." - D. H. Lawrence
 I had to laugh. Apparently.
 I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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| jediroller |
Posted - 12/20/2005 : 04:29:57
1. Not often enough I think.
2. Hair brushed and parted, typical me, typical me...
3. Your milk-fed shaved head.
4. Yes. No, definitely not. No, although I consider him a definite improvement on his father, who used to cut my hair before him, and couldn't do the deed without unleashing a barrage of racist remarks. All the son seems to be interested in is fishing.
5. Not that I know of, but why should I remember? It was hardly a momentous occasion.
"Quit shouting those rerun songs at me! I'm doing what I want to do, and I don't care what you think you need!
—Play that song 'Jesus is the Answer'!
—Come up here on stage and play with my balls."
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| Frog in the Sand |
Posted - 12/20/2005 : 02:50:05
1) How often do you cut your hair?
Every 2 months.
Do you like it?
No. Yes. In a way (my hairdresser is very, very pretty).
2) If you were a haircut, which one would you be?
Nicolas Sarkozy's. Or general Schwartzkopf's. (Just kidding, ok?)
3) If Frank Black was a haircut, which one would he be ? (if you say bald, i'm removing you from my list of friends)
BALD! BALD! BALD!
4) Does the same person always cut your hair?
Yes.
Are you sexually attracted to that person?
Yes, sometimes. Unfortunately I tend to forget her as soon as I leave her salon.
Are any ideas of that person intellectually compelling?
I don't think she has "ideas", or even an idea of what an idea looks like.
5) When you were a kid and had to cut your hair, did you cry?
No. Should I have?
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"In the magnificent fierce morning of New Mexico, one sprang awake, a new part of the soul woke up suddenly and the old world gave way to the new." - D. H. Lawrence
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| IceCream |
Posted - 12/20/2005 : 00:18:00
1. Hopefully never. I hate having my hair cut. I feel constrained.
2. I'd be like Martin Van Buren with the shaved top and the hair continuing to grow from the back. It appears intellectually compelling for no reason. I am much like that.
3. Frank Black would be a bouffant: huge in all directions.
4. Yeah, back when I cut my hair the same person always cut it (with a few exceptions). She was a bit sexually attractive. She expressed the non-uniformity of all silence, which was intellectually compelling, but it was hardly an idea that one can attribute solely to her.
5. I don't remember. I don't think so. |
| TRANSMARINE |
Posted - 12/19/2005 : 16:55:06
1. Every two weeks
2. buzz
3. ...uh...
4. a) couple different people I go to at local barber.
b) somewhat
c) no
5. only first time
Hank the 8th was a duplicated man
-bRIAN |
| Broken Face |
Posted - 12/19/2005 : 16:45:03
1. i cut it when i feel like it. i last cut mine august 1. but that was a real short buzz, so its not too long right now. i like cutting my hair - its sort of liberating.
2. david bowie's - b/c i change it frequently
3. he'd be shaving one's head when they start to go bald
4. i cut my own hair, so no.
5. i cried the first time, never after.
-Brian
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| Daisy Girl |
Posted - 12/19/2005 : 16:03:27
1. I get it cut at least every two mos
2. Tina Turner (if I could get away with it)
3. James Dean meets 2005
4. I switch when rates go up. For awhile I was going to the Aveda institute (aka beauty school). Not sexually attracted to any of them. My current one is on top of current events and news and quite honestly is probably much smarter than me.
5. I don't remember crying but I do remember being scared. Although I trusted Mr. Rogers who had said it wouldn't hurt. |
| VoVat |
Posted - 12/19/2005 : 14:56:08
1. I get my hair cut every few months. There's no specific timetable. I just get it done when it needs cutting.
2. An ugly one
3. Wait, am I ON your list of friends?
4. No to all three
5. Not that I can remember
I will say that I hate getting my hair cut because it usually looks lousy afterwards. The thing is, it never looks that bad when I see it at the barber shop. It's only once I get home that I realize how much it sucks.
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares." |
| Llamadance |
Posted - 12/19/2005 : 14:52:27
1. about once every 3 months or so, I hate it. It's next after the dentist on list of things I hate.
2. some kind of misguided 70's rock effort
3. an Einstein frizz
4. yes. she was attractive, but she's kind of let herself go over the years [/mcp]. No.
5. No.
When I had long hair and had to get it cut for employment reasons, the bastard barber stuck my dismembered ponytail on his tariff board for months. Bastard.
That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.
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| pixiestu |
Posted - 12/19/2005 : 14:09:21
1)When it grows over my ears I have a skinhead. (Then wait until it's grown over my ears again...and have a skinhead...etc)
2)I'd be...actually I don't know.
3)Sorry monsieur, but 'bald' just springs to mind.
4)Yes
Not at all! (my mother usually cuts it!)
Not really
5)No, well... a bit.
"The arc of triumph" |
| cassandra is |
Posted - 12/19/2005 : 13:24:40
1) Every two months, and I hate it
2) I'd be a Bowie haircut ("Heroes" period)
3) He'd be a haircut missing his comb
4) Yes.
Not at all
No
5) Not at all
pas de bras pas de chocolat |
