| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 12/07/2005 : 04:00:48
...as a wise man once said. Festivities start here!
It was Christmas Eve babe
In the drunk tank
An old man said to me, won't see another one
And then he sang a song
The Rare Old Mountain Dew
I turned my face away
And dreamed about you
Got on a lucky one
Came in eighteen to one
I've got a feeling
This year's for me and you
So happy Christmas
I love you baby
I can see a better time
When all our dreams come true
They've got cars big as bars
They've got rivers of gold
But the wind goes right through you
It's no place for the old
When you first took my hand
On a cold Christmas Eve
You promised me
Broadway was waiting for me
You were handsome
You were pretty
Queen of New York City
When the band finished playing
They howled out for more
Sinatra was swinging,
All the drunks they were singing
We kissed on a corner
Then danced through the night
The boys of the NYPD choir
Were singing "Galway Bay"
And the bells were ringing out
For Christmas day
You're a bum
You're a punk
You're an old slut on junk
Lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed
You scumbag, you maggot
You cheap lousy faggot
Happy Christmas your arse
I pray God it's our last
I could have been someone
Well so could anyone
You took my dreams from me
When I first found you
I kept them with me babe
I put them with my own
Can't make it all alone
I've built my dreams around you
 I have joined the Cult Of Frank/And I have dearly paid |
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| VoVat |
Posted - 12/09/2005 : 13:17:00
Well, it takes weapons-grade plutonium to keep Rudolph's nose glowing red all the time.
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares." |
| zub_the_goat |
Posted - 12/09/2005 : 11:21:28
father christmas just knocked on my door and demanded money...poor santa, i never knew keeping rendeer fed was so expensive |
| Doog |
Posted - 12/08/2005 : 17:38:29
quote:
Originally posted by Carl
Look to the future now, it's only just begu-u-un!
Break out the Cup-O-Soups!
 "Join the Honeycult!"
hahahaha
"Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, morecambe and wise"
www.myspace.com/doog - www.doog.tk |
| Erebus |
Posted - 12/08/2005 : 15:11:56
http://www.local6.com/news/5491296/detail.html |
| Carl |
Posted - 12/08/2005 : 07:05:49
Look to the future now, it's only just begu-u-un!
Break out the Cup-O-Soups!
"Join the Honeycult!"
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 12/08/2005 : 05:31:12
quote:
Originally posted by cassandra is
fuck Christmas
pas de bras pas de chocolat
 I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
And the raindeer it rode in on. |
| KimStanleyRobinson |
Posted - 12/07/2005 : 14:52:26
quote:
Originally posted by cassandra is
fuck Christmas
well yeah, there's that. |
| cassandra is |
Posted - 12/07/2005 : 14:42:14
oh my god
pas de bras pas de chocolat |
| kathryn |
Posted - 12/07/2005 : 14:37:11
That's not scary. This is scary:
I got some heaven in my head
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| cassandra is |
Posted - 12/07/2005 : 14:31:18
pas de bras pas de chocolat |
| cassandra is |
Posted - 12/07/2005 : 14:28:31
fuck Christmas
pas de bras pas de chocolat |
| kathryn |
Posted - 12/07/2005 : 14:24:27
and this:
http://mediamatters.org/items/200512070006
I got some heaven in my head
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| KimStanleyRobinson |
Posted - 12/07/2005 : 14:17:17
thanks for the pogues, cheese.
this is how we know its christmas here in the states:
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| floop |
Posted - 12/07/2005 : 12:04:02
the only think kids like more than Christmas are Christmas Clowns
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| Doog |
Posted - 12/07/2005 : 11:47:50
Crusty here likes to rub himself against strangers in subzero temperatues.
"Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, morecambe and wise"
www.myspace.com/doog - www.doog.tk |
| floop |
Posted - 12/07/2005 : 11:33:12
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
I know it will be Tre's favorite.
time to break out the festive Christmas Clowns |
| pixiestu |
Posted - 12/07/2005 : 11:20:34
It's not Christmas yet!
"The arc of triumph" |
| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 12/07/2005 : 11:16:56
Bah Humbug!
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| VoVat |
Posted - 12/07/2005 : 11:12:07
That's what happens when you pee in the snow. Let that be a lesson to kids everywhere!
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares." |
| Doog |
Posted - 12/07/2005 : 08:47:02
Why is Santa's left boot turning into a huge oblong, mummy?
"Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, morecambe and wise"
www.myspace.com/doog - www.doog.tk |
| vilainde |
Posted - 12/07/2005 : 05:49:58
Time for Brian to dig up my mix CD and the Waitresses song he loves so much.
Denis
"You know what? You know what? You know what? Shut the fuck up!" |
| Llamadance |
Posted - 12/07/2005 : 05:43:56
That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.
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| kathryn |
Posted - 12/07/2005 : 04:35:21
Time to bust out Ye Olde Forume Mistletoe
Now where's my secret forum crush?
Cheeseman, thanks for this thread. I know it will be Tre's favorite.
I got some heaven in my head
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