| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| Surfer Rosa |
Posted - 10/26/2005 : 02:56:14
http://www.thesite.org/flash/dodgy.html
Tell me yours, I'll tell you mine.
Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself. |
| 35 L A T E S T R E P L I E S (Newest First) |
| pixiestu |
Posted - 01/27/2006 : 09:28:27
17 years, no fine.
"The arc of triumph" |
| Carl |
Posted - 01/26/2006 : 12:29:09
Upstanding-but I still get 6 years imprisonment and a potential fine of £2,500!
 pas de dutchie! |
| Frog in the Sand |
Posted - 01/26/2006 : 08:00:20
Years in prison: 17 - Potential fine: £2000.
+ 14 years and a £5000 fine for counting Kathryn among my friends.
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"I want to change the world but it's changing me!" |
| billgoodman |
Posted - 01/26/2006 : 07:56:23
Haha, 0.5 Years in Prison Potential Fine:2000
I'm a goody goody!
and considering I live in the Netherlands everything I did
that was illegal is legal here, or just frowned upon
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God save the Noisies |
| Thomas |
Posted - 01/26/2006 : 07:31:55
Years in prison: 1 Potential fine: £7000
"Our Love is Rice and Beans and Horses Lard" |
| Carolynanna |
Posted - 01/26/2006 : 06:54:14
quote:
Originally posted by Cheeseman1000
5 years, but no fine. I'm a good little boy.
 I have joined the Cult Of Frank/And I have dearly paid
Or so you'd have us think...
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Don't believe the hype. |
| Carolynanna |
Posted - 01/26/2006 : 06:46:45
Scoundrel
More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 51 Potential fine: £7000
Heh, I'm a bad person.
Granted half of those things I did when I was younger.
Well at least I'm not as bad as the other gals, except tre.
I'm curious to see what Dean will get here.
I bet he gets angel and no time in jail.
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Don't believe the hype. |
| Monsieur |
Posted - 01/26/2006 : 05:40:38
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
"Criminal"
I am proud to say that just about the only one I didn't say "yes" to is having ever paid for sex.
Oh, the shame!
Swimming in the heavy water, buried in the sand
Happy hearts fall from my shaking hands
Oh kathryn, but have you ever been paid for sex?
I will show you fear in a handful of dust |
| Daisy Girl |
Posted - 10/28/2005 : 20:25:42
I never would have thought. I thought I was sweet and innocent. Well, I do live in Minnesota and am very glad I don't live in Singapore or Indonesia.
Dubious
Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 6 Potential fine: £5000
"I ain't goin to be what I ain't" |
| tt |
Posted - 10/28/2005 : 18:11:32
quote:
Originally posted by floop
and here i thought this was going to be about cunnilingus
My thought exactly...
108 years Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!
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| VoVat |
Posted - 10/28/2005 : 14:41:23
In the clear
You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edge…
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 5 Potential fine: £2000
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares." |
| Superabounder |
Posted - 10/28/2005 : 04:54:41
Can we merge threads? Combine two Surfer threads for a "Show us your shade wearing selves Going down"?
112 years
I tend to think of human beings as huge rubbery test tubes, too, with chemical reactions seething inside |
| an erotic vulture |
Posted - 10/28/2005 : 04:22:40
86 years, but no fine! :D It lies, it lies!
Who said anything about carving you up, man?
I just wanted to carve a Z into your forehead... |
| whoreatthedoor |
Posted - 10/28/2005 : 02:12:39
Years in prison: 51 Potential fine: £7000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!
I'm pretty sure it's been the bow/arrow thing.
This time we ride roller coasters into the ocean
We feel no emotion as we spiral down to the world |
| Little Black Francis |
Posted - 10/27/2005 : 23:35:08
quote:
Originally posted by floop
and here i thought this was going to be about cunnilingus
Same here, (which I could do all day long), or frank's cover of the springsteen song.
Here's my wrap:
Dodgy
Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place… but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 55.5 Potential fine: £7000
*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.
... Tell your mom to save me a plate. |
| Superabounder |
Posted - 10/27/2005 : 22:25:19
quote:
Originally posted by floop
and here i thought this was going to be about cunnilingus
Could still be about feasting at the taco diner before it's all said and done.
I tend to think of human beings as huge rubbery test tubes, too, with chemical reactions seething inside |
| PixieSteve |
Posted - 10/26/2005 : 19:53:30
Dubious
Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 26 Potential fine: £2000
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| Superabounder |
Posted - 10/26/2005 : 18:48:17
Man, what a bunch of choir boys! (all except you Domestiques, Surfer & Kathryn).
I tend to think of human beings as huge rubbery test tubes, too, with chemical reactions seething inside |
| Broken Face |
Posted - 10/26/2005 : 08:21:54
does paying for anal make it even worse?
-Brian
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| starmekitten |
Posted - 10/26/2005 : 08:20:30
you paid for sex too huh Brian?
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Master of Science |
| Broken Face |
Posted - 10/26/2005 : 08:18:48
Tre, we're criminal twins!
i think we're both good people. in a bad sort of way.
-Brian
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| starmekitten |
Posted - 10/26/2005 : 08:17:52
Years in prison: 12 Potential fine: £2000
I don't think this makes me a bad person though
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Master of Science |
| Newo |
Posted - 10/26/2005 : 07:57:46
Maybe in some states it could be about both.
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Buy your best friend flowers. Buy your lover a beer. Covet thy father. Covet thy neighbour's father. Honour thy lover's beer. Covet thy neighbour's father's wife's sister. Take her to bingo night. |
| Broken Face |
Posted - 10/26/2005 : 07:57:36
Dubious
Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 12 Potential fine: £2000
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i thought the same thing tony
-Brian
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| floop |
Posted - 10/26/2005 : 07:49:10
and here i thought this was going to be about cunnilingus |
| gary13th |
Posted - 10/26/2005 : 05:49:47
Years in prison: 21 Potential fine: £2000
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I joined the Cult of the Catholics, Oh when will they return ? |
| Surfer Rosa |
Posted - 10/26/2005 : 04:48:23
Stand tall and be proud. Gives me something to aspire to.
Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself. |
| kathryn |
Posted - 10/26/2005 : 04:35:00
Any time, Surfer, any time.
*hangs head in shame*
Swimming in the heavy water, buried in the sand
Happy hearts fall from my shaking hands
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| Surfer Rosa |
Posted - 10/26/2005 : 04:34:04
WOW you beat me - I was on a paltry 120 years and possible death penalty.
whoohooo - Kathryn you've made my day thank you
I think the fishing on a sunday is what pushed my total.
Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself. |
| kathryn |
Posted - 10/26/2005 : 04:28:18
Criminal
How much time are you allowed on the internet when you're behind bars? With those answers that is the only place you can be… You're a bad piece of work who must be doing some time at Her Majesty's pleasure. Either that or you're some kind of Harry Houdini when it comes to paying your debt to society.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 131 Potential fine: £7000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!
Swimming in the heavy water, buried in the sand
Happy hearts fall from my shaking hands
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| Surfer Rosa |
Posted - 10/26/2005 : 04:25:38
okay how many years lady - I've yet to come across someone who beats mine so far.
Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself. |
| Domestiques |
Posted - 10/26/2005 : 04:25:38
110 years in prison, that will be the anal sex.
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All I know there was humous. |
| kathryn |
Posted - 10/26/2005 : 04:22:14
"Criminal"
I am proud to say that just about the only one I didn't say "yes" to is having ever paid for sex.
Oh, the shame!
Swimming in the heavy water, buried in the sand
Happy hearts fall from my shaking hands
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| cassandra is |
Posted - 10/26/2005 : 03:12:45
wow!
Dubious
Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 31 Potential fine: £2000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!
pas de bras pas de chocolat |
| Surfer Rosa |
Posted - 10/26/2005 : 03:10:58
quote:
Originally posted by Llamadance
you've been executed five times, haven't you?
That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.
9 lives like a cat
Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself. |
