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The Holiday Son |
Posted - 09/04/2005 : 12:49:27 It doesn't count if you didn't pay for it.
Blair Witch Project Sphere (can't believe I went to see it!) Lost in Space (ditto) The Beach Human nature A tale of two sisters Magnolia Bowfinger Getting any? Flowers of Shanghai O fantasma Dobermann Asterix et Obelix contre Cesar ... |
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cassandra is |
Posted - 10/26/2005 : 03:35:57 Last Action Hero (not my fault)
pas de bras pas de chocolat |
soundofataris |
Posted - 09/25/2005 : 16:55:08 Bean. Walked out.
Very Bad Things. Went with a group. Wanted to walk out. Half of the group DID walked out. I was on the other end of thje row and didn't know people were leavinig. I wanted to walk out. I was so very angery. Angry angry angry.
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HeywoodJablome |
Posted - 09/24/2005 : 08:55:03 I forgot about this one. The Royal Tenenbaums, I didn't laugh once during this stinker despite the great cast. And I Heart Huckabees, pure pseudo-intellectual excrement. My friend told me they were "cerebral comedies" and that I should get a clue. You know what I told her? "Stuff it!" |
Carl |
Posted - 09/20/2005 : 08:09:52 No, five minutes shorter and twice as bad. |
Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 09/20/2005 : 06:01:47 Does that mean it will be twenty minutes longer and twice as good?
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HeywoodJablome |
Posted - 09/20/2005 : 00:15:47 It's deja vu all over again. |
Carl |
Posted - 09/19/2005 : 18:17:02 It's ten minutes longer. I'm sure it won't be much better than it is, Homers!! :) |
Carl |
Posted - 09/19/2005 : 18:15:59 It's ten minutes longer. I'm sure it won't be much better than it is, Homers!! :) |
Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 09/19/2005 : 07:15:38 Ooooh, can't wait.
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Carl |
Posted - 09/18/2005 : 20:58:36 I liked it, it was a bit disappointing though. The director's cut is finally coming out on region 2 DVD next month! |
Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 09/17/2005 : 07:26:24 Yeah it was pretty shit.
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freakin phreak |
Posted - 09/16/2005 : 13:47:46 hellboy. boy that was a terrible movie, boring and not worth spending money to see. i didnt want to see it to begin with, but my buddies dragged me to it and even they regret seeing it.
a day late, a dollar short |
Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 09/16/2005 : 05:57:36 That second picture would look better if the guy was the one who got a dustbin lid.
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Carl |
Posted - 09/15/2005 : 08:43:10 I'd like to see the first one, anyway. I've been tempted to buy the original manga books, but I never did!
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The Holiday Son |
Posted - 09/15/2005 : 06:20:57 I agree with Tre and Denis. Avoid BR2. (and watch BR again !) |
starmekitten |
Posted - 09/15/2005 : 05:56:58 I'd forgotten about the new bad guy, oh my was he just the worst parody of the first one.
Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death and as sweet as love. |
Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 09/15/2005 : 05:55:30 Will do. Thanks for the tip-off guys.
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vilainde |
Posted - 09/15/2005 : 05:50:02 There's almost no action after the arrival on the island, during which 90% of the participants die anyway. It's talk, talk, talk (lame dialog, badly filmed) and then they run to some other place and do more talk. Kitano's credited on the DVD cover although he appears for like 20 seconds, and the new villain is worse than, let's say, Ahnold in Batman 4. Avoid it at all costs, Mike.
Denis
"We brush our teeth with tequila." - Guitar Wolf |
Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 09/15/2005 : 05:45:40 Oh bloody hell. Oh well, you have saved me the time it would have taken to watch it. I suppose I could always spend it making more stupid posts.
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starmekitten |
Posted - 09/15/2005 : 05:44:24 you don't notice it for the morals
Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death and as sweet as love. |
Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 09/15/2005 : 05:43:39 Oh dear. What's the action like?
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starmekitten |
Posted - 09/15/2005 : 05:40:19 It tries to give you morals.
Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death and as sweet as love. |
Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 09/15/2005 : 05:32:17 Why is it so much worse than the original? I was gonna give it a try.
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starmekitten |
Posted - 09/15/2005 : 01:21:40 I had such hopes, I saw it talked about on adam and joe do tokyo and I thought how cool... they pair up.. double head explosions on the neckbands....
how disappointed I was, that it was utter shit. I really liked battle royale, damn the guy for dying and letting his hippy son do the sequel.
Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death and as sweet as love. |
vilainde |
Posted - 09/15/2005 : 01:18:05 Ouch... I saw Battle Royale II and it was a huge pile of shit indeed. Didn't pay for it though, it's the same guy who has all the crappy DVDs (the one I mentioned in the other thread) who gave it to us.
Denis
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starmekitten |
Posted - 09/15/2005 : 01:15:21 I liked cube. In a trashy way.
Oh! Worst film I ever paid to see has to be battle royale II, what a piece of crap that was.
Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death and as sweet as love. |
whoreatthedoor |
Posted - 09/15/2005 : 00:55:15 Oh! Oh! I rented some years ago a japanese gore movie, Dr. Whatever. That one was bloody awful, a terrorist act against the world of cinema.
El amor es la distancia más larga entre un punto y otro |
jimmy |
Posted - 09/14/2005 : 08:08:08 When I decide to go to the movies I'm usually pretty sure it's gonna be a good movie so I can't remember a time I've been disappointed.
But I did see (and it wasn't my fault-it was the people I went with) at least two of the "Scary Movie" movies- movies that I wouldn't even have wanted to rent. But I really hate these movies. They're so lame it makes me angry. They really are stupid movies made by stupid people. |
Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 09/14/2005 : 06:31:48 quote: Originally posted by floop
i thought the biggest weakness of CUBE was some of the writing (dialog that is) and some weak performances. but the overall script was cool and it was a smart idea, from a low-budget standpoint.
Yeah I would agree with that I guess. Although the ending was a bit crud as I remember.
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Carl |
Posted - 09/13/2005 : 18:33:43 Trivia: The 'prisoners' are all named after prisons. :) |
floop |
Posted - 09/13/2005 : 14:16:52 i thought the biggest weakness of CUBE was some of the writing (dialog that is) and some weak performances. but the overall script was cool and it was a smart idea, from a low-budget standpoint. |
Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 09/13/2005 : 13:59:32 The Cube was a great idea, badly executed I thought. I am still mulling over the possibly stupid idea of renting the sequel and prequel.
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Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 09/13/2005 : 13:57:59 quote: Originally posted by billgoodman
Blue Crush was a terrible movie
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I will actually watch that one day, as my favourite girl (looks-wise) is in it. Michelle Rodriguez in case you are wondering.
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billgoodman |
Posted - 09/13/2005 : 01:19:12 Blue Crush was a terrible movie in my defence: it was sneak preview, so I didn't know what I would get
Forrest Gump is one of my favourite movies though
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whoreatthedoor |
Posted - 09/13/2005 : 01:02:39 Why do you want great performances? They're only there to be smashed and crushed in various colorful ways.
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