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The Holiday Son Posted - 09/04/2005 : 12:49:27
It doesn't count if you didn't pay for it.


Blair Witch Project
Sphere (can't believe I went to see it!)
Lost in Space (ditto)
The Beach
Human nature
A tale of two sisters
Magnolia
Bowfinger
Getting any?
Flowers of Shanghai
O fantasma
Dobermann
Asterix et Obelix contre Cesar
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cassandra is Posted - 10/26/2005 : 03:35:57
Last Action Hero (not my fault)


pas de bras pas de chocolat
soundofataris Posted - 09/25/2005 : 16:55:08
Bean. Walked out.

Very Bad Things. Went with a group. Wanted to walk out. Half of the group DID walked out. I was on the other end of thje row and didn't know people were leavinig. I wanted to walk out. I was so very angery. Angry angry angry.

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HeywoodJablome Posted - 09/24/2005 : 08:55:03
I forgot about this one. The Royal Tenenbaums, I didn't laugh once during this stinker despite the great cast. And I Heart Huckabees, pure pseudo-intellectual excrement. My friend told me they were "cerebral comedies" and that I should get a clue. You know what I told her? "Stuff it!"
Carl Posted - 09/20/2005 : 08:09:52
No, five minutes shorter and twice as bad.
Homers_pet_monkey Posted - 09/20/2005 : 06:01:47
Does that mean it will be twenty minutes longer and twice as good?


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HeywoodJablome Posted - 09/20/2005 : 00:15:47
It's deja vu all over again.
Carl Posted - 09/19/2005 : 18:17:02
It's ten minutes longer. I'm sure it won't be much better than it is, Homers!! :)
Carl Posted - 09/19/2005 : 18:15:59
It's ten minutes longer. I'm sure it won't be much better than it is, Homers!! :)
Homers_pet_monkey Posted - 09/19/2005 : 07:15:38
Ooooh, can't wait.


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Carl Posted - 09/18/2005 : 20:58:36
I liked it, it was a bit disappointing though. The director's cut is finally coming out on region 2 DVD next month!
Homers_pet_monkey Posted - 09/17/2005 : 07:26:24
Yeah it was pretty shit.


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freakin phreak Posted - 09/16/2005 : 13:47:46
hellboy. boy that was a terrible movie, boring and not worth spending money to see. i didnt want to see it to begin with, but my buddies dragged me to it and even they regret seeing it.

a day late, a dollar short
Homers_pet_monkey Posted - 09/16/2005 : 05:57:36
That second picture would look better if the guy was the one who got a dustbin lid.


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Carl Posted - 09/15/2005 : 08:43:10
I'd like to see the first one, anyway. I've been tempted to buy the original manga books, but I never did!



The Holiday Son Posted - 09/15/2005 : 06:20:57
I agree with Tre and Denis. Avoid BR2. (and watch BR again !)
starmekitten Posted - 09/15/2005 : 05:56:58
I'd forgotten about the new bad guy, oh my was he just the worst parody of the first one.


Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death and as sweet as love.
Homers_pet_monkey Posted - 09/15/2005 : 05:55:30
Will do. Thanks for the tip-off guys.


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vilainde Posted - 09/15/2005 : 05:50:02
There's almost no action after the arrival on the island, during which 90% of the participants die anyway. It's talk, talk, talk (lame dialog, badly filmed) and then they run to some other place and do more talk. Kitano's credited on the DVD cover although he appears for like 20 seconds, and the new villain is worse than, let's say, Ahnold in Batman 4. Avoid it at all costs, Mike.


Denis

"We brush our teeth with tequila." - Guitar Wolf
Homers_pet_monkey Posted - 09/15/2005 : 05:45:40
Oh bloody hell. Oh well, you have saved me the time it would have taken to watch it. I suppose I could always spend it making more stupid posts.


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starmekitten Posted - 09/15/2005 : 05:44:24
you don't notice it for the morals


Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death and as sweet as love.
Homers_pet_monkey Posted - 09/15/2005 : 05:43:39
Oh dear. What's the action like?


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starmekitten Posted - 09/15/2005 : 05:40:19
It tries to give you morals.


Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death and as sweet as love.
Homers_pet_monkey Posted - 09/15/2005 : 05:32:17
Why is it so much worse than the original? I was gonna give it a try.


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starmekitten Posted - 09/15/2005 : 01:21:40
I had such hopes, I saw it talked about on adam and joe do tokyo and I thought how cool... they pair up.. double head explosions on the neckbands....

how disappointed I was, that it was utter shit. I really liked battle royale, damn the guy for dying and letting his hippy son do the sequel.


Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death and as sweet as love.
vilainde Posted - 09/15/2005 : 01:18:05
Ouch... I saw Battle Royale II and it was a huge pile of shit indeed. Didn't pay for it though, it's the same guy who has all the crappy DVDs (the one I mentioned in the other thread) who gave it to us.


Denis

"We brush our teeth with tequila." - Guitar Wolf
starmekitten Posted - 09/15/2005 : 01:15:21
I liked cube.
In a trashy way.

Oh! Worst film I ever paid to see has to be battle royale II, what a piece of crap that was.


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whoreatthedoor Posted - 09/15/2005 : 00:55:15
Oh! Oh! I rented some years ago a japanese gore movie, Dr. Whatever. That one was bloody awful, a terrorist act against the world of cinema.


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jimmy Posted - 09/14/2005 : 08:08:08
When I decide to go to the movies I'm usually pretty sure it's gonna be a good movie so I can't remember a time I've been disappointed.

But I did see (and it wasn't my fault-it was the people I went with) at least two of the "Scary Movie" movies- movies that I wouldn't even have wanted to rent. But I really hate these movies. They're so lame it makes me angry. They really are stupid movies made by stupid people.
Homers_pet_monkey Posted - 09/14/2005 : 06:31:48
quote:
Originally posted by floop

i thought the biggest weakness of CUBE was some of the writing (dialog that is) and some weak performances. but the overall script was cool and it was a smart idea, from a low-budget standpoint.



Yeah I would agree with that I guess. Although the ending was a bit crud as I remember.


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Carl Posted - 09/13/2005 : 18:33:43
Trivia: The 'prisoners' are all named after prisons. :)
floop Posted - 09/13/2005 : 14:16:52
i thought the biggest weakness of CUBE was some of the writing (dialog that is) and some weak performances. but the overall script was cool and it was a smart idea, from a low-budget standpoint.
Homers_pet_monkey Posted - 09/13/2005 : 13:59:32
The Cube was a great idea, badly executed I thought. I am still mulling over the possibly stupid idea of renting the sequel and prequel.


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Homers_pet_monkey Posted - 09/13/2005 : 13:57:59
quote:
Originally posted by billgoodman

Blue Crush was a terrible movie


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I will actually watch that one day, as my favourite girl (looks-wise) is in it. Michelle Rodriguez in case you are wondering.


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billgoodman Posted - 09/13/2005 : 01:19:12
Blue Crush was a terrible movie
in my defence: it was sneak preview, so I didn't know what I would get

Forrest Gump is one of my favourite movies
though




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whoreatthedoor Posted - 09/13/2005 : 01:02:39
Why do you want great performances? They're only there to be smashed and crushed in various colorful ways.


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