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Stuart |
Posted - 08/19/2005 : 08:34:24 Ignore this thread please, see the other one with the same title!! |
17 L A T E S T R E P L I E S (Newest First) |
darwin |
Posted - 08/20/2005 : 15:52:03 If J. Edgar Hoover had 2 FBI agents following Truman, it probably wasn't for Truman's benefit. |
Newo |
Posted - 08/20/2005 : 12:43:31 That's a great story. J Edgar Hoover used to have to assign two FBI guys to trail Harry Truman the failed haberdasher and raging alcoholic around Washington bars.
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Develop interest in life as you see it; in people, things, literature, music -- the world is so rich, simply throbbing with rich treasures, beautiful souls and interesting people. Forget yourself. |
kathryn |
Posted - 08/20/2005 : 12:15:53 Earlier this summer, my best girlfriend watched the busty blonde Bush twin (Jenna) have the dry heaves in an alley off a Bowery club, between gulps of air screaming at a poor Secret Service dude to leave her alone.
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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whoreatthedoor |
Posted - 08/20/2005 : 12:13:52 I think you're wrong. Are they supposed to be drunk?
El amor es la distancia más larga entre un punto y otro |
VoVat |
Posted - 08/20/2005 : 06:42:16 No, I was saying that masturbation is better than a threesome with the Bush Twins.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
Stuart |
Posted - 08/20/2005 : 05:54:46 Hmm...
This is a high class bureau de change, not some Punch & Judy show on the seafront at Margate! |
Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 08/20/2005 : 00:58:51 Well a vagina is sometimes called a bush so perhaps he is saying that having a wank is better than you and another guy going '2's up'.
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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Stuart |
Posted - 08/19/2005 : 21:21:48 quote: Originally posted by VoVat
Well, a prick in my hand is worth two in the bush.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied.
Does this mean you are saying that having a wank is better than having sex with two girls in a bush? If so I suggest getting help.
This is a high class bureau de change, not some Punch & Judy show on the seafront at Margate! |
floop |
Posted - 08/19/2005 : 20:06:49 quote: Originally posted by VoVat
Well, a prick in my hand is worth two in the bush.
i'll have to take your word for it on that one |
VoVat |
Posted - 08/19/2005 : 19:30:08 Well, a prick in my hand is worth two in the bush.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
Stuart |
Posted - 08/19/2005 : 16:17:24 quote: Originally posted by VoVat
If I were to stick a needle into your arm, would I be a prick?
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied.
you'd be standing there with a prick in your hand....
This is a high class bureau de change, not some Punch & Judy show on the seafront at Margate! |
VoVat |
Posted - 08/19/2005 : 15:28:06 If I were to stick a needle into your arm, would I be a prick?
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
One Who Hath Swum |
Posted - 08/19/2005 : 10:31:54 As if that was the only reason. |
floop |
Posted - 08/19/2005 : 09:05:49 am i being a prick for responding to this one? |
callahan |
Posted - 08/19/2005 : 08:48:46 quote: Originally posted by Stuart
Thanks... before I said the 'charge it to him,' I was worried that I'd coem across as a bit of a prick.
This is a high class bureau de change, not some Punch & Judy show on the seafront at Margate!
It may be a little rude, but it sounds like it was well deserved. And, let's face it. It was downright funny! A very creative and original way to deal with a cheapskate! Good for you, I say.
I passed a cow and the cow was brown. My pyjamas clung to me like a shroud! Like a shroud! |
Stuart |
Posted - 08/19/2005 : 08:44:50 Thanks... before I said the 'charge it to him,' I was worried that I'd coem across as a bit of a prick.
This is a high class bureau de change, not some Punch & Judy show on the seafront at Margate! |
One Who Hath Swum |
Posted - 08/19/2005 : 08:35:27 I think you are well within your rights.
When we going to the pub, mate? |