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| kathryn |
Posted - 08/11/2005 : 11:57:38
I wasted a good two hours today futilely trying to find some marijuana that I hid in a quote good hiding spot unquote. I still can't find it. Can't remember the last time I felt so ashamed of myself.
When was your most recent moment of utter stupidity?
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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| KimStanleyRobinson |
Posted - 08/22/2005 : 10:48:21
the last time i logged on to myspace...which was a couple hours ago.
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| Mass Pleeze |
Posted - 08/21/2005 : 17:29:38
It's a long story but.......... pretty near every day.
Did you exchange?
Can you Mr. Grieves?
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| starmekitten |
Posted - 08/21/2005 : 14:26:27
about an hour ago when my housemate caught me crying at my mum down the phone
and just, when I rubbed my eye after using nasty chemical hair removal cream.
I'm sure if I had any in my eye it'd sting more than this though, that stuff stings enough just on skin. I put some water on the eye after and that stings more than anything else. |
| zub_the_goat |
Posted - 08/21/2005 : 14:12:30
its 10pm, and im tired and going to bed....this isnt a one off, i need a life!!!!! |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 08/21/2005 : 07:31:54
quote:
Originally posted by whoreatthedoor
The only thing I know in norwegian is "I rape you 'cause I'm a viking". That wouldn't help.
El amor es la distancia más larga entre un punto y otro
How do you know 'til you try it?
 I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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| HeywoodJablome |
Posted - 08/21/2005 : 07:16:13
"I know this quaint little, out of the way place where they serve great Viking food." |
| whoreatthedoor |
Posted - 08/21/2005 : 03:20:30
The only thing I know in norwegian is "I rape you 'cause I'm a viking". That wouldn't help.
El amor es la distancia más larga entre un punto y otro |
| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 08/20/2005 : 14:01:53
Try speaking some Swedish to them, see if that works. I'm no help though: I'm such a loser that the only Swedish I know is 'stop it now' and 'belt up'.
How's that for a slice of fried gold? |
| whoreatthedoor |
Posted - 08/20/2005 : 12:36:42
I had this stupid argument with my friend yesterday at the pub about the nationality of those three scandinavian girls. I said that they were norwegian, he said swedish.
So I sat next to the girl to ask her and she just ran away from me! I tried to talk to her friend who was dancing and she ran away too! But I'm not a quitter and joined all my courage and went to talk at the last girl, who was ordering some drinks. "This one can't escape", I thought. But she just ignored me as I wasn't there.
What's up? Do I look like a fuckin' psycho? Fuck them!
El amor es la distancia más larga entre un punto y otro |
| HeywoodJablome |
Posted - 08/20/2005 : 11:35:07
Yeah its in the Clash on Broadway set where they say they had to call I think one of the studio hands mothers who spoke something like a Guatamalean dialect of spanish and that was her translation. It's been years since I unearthed that thing and listened/looked to it and at it so I could be mistaken. In keeping with the thread it makes me feel like a loser that I haven't gave it a listen in so loooooooooooooooong a time. |
| kathryn |
Posted - 08/20/2005 : 11:17:25
quote:
Originally posted by HeywoodJablome
If your talking about Spanish Bombs I'm pretty sure it's correct except for the ma corazon part should be mi. There's a funny little blurb in their box set about how they got that translation.
I vaguely remember something about how the song was written at someone's kitchen table with the help of the mom of the Spanish gf of one of the guys. Do you know about that?
The Clash on Broadway box set mentions how they heard in a cab a news report about Basque separatists bombing some beach and Joe told his gf that there should be a song called Spanish Bombs.
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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| HeywoodJablome |
Posted - 08/20/2005 : 11:10:44
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
quote:
Originally posted by whoreatthedoor
I didn't know the "perdedor" thing 'til today. I never get lyrics in spanish. There must be something to do with the terrible pronunciation.
El amor es la distancia más larga entre un punto y otro
That's funny coming from you, Xavi. Did you realize that The Clash pretend to sing some lines in Spanish?
If your talking about Spanish Bombs I'm pretty sure it's correct except for the ma corazon part should be mi. There's a funny little blurb in their box set about how they got that translation.
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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| VoVat |
Posted - 08/19/2005 : 19:35:30
quote:
It's what we're good at in addition to being imperialists, which the Brits ultimately sucked at.
But they had an empire where the Sun never set! Can we say that about ours?
As for aluminum, I guess "aluminium" does make more sense, in a way.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
| floop |
Posted - 08/19/2005 : 18:48:32
quote:
Originally posted by whoreatthedoor
I didn't know the "perdedor" thing 'til today. I never get lyrics in spanish. There must be something to do with the terrible pronunciation.
El amor es la distancia más larga entre un punto y otro
he throws some spanish in there from time to time. i heard that Odelay, which is in the song Lord Only Knows, was originally "horale" (Mexican slang for "what's up?") but he started singing o delay as a joke because the album was delayed so long.. and changed the word
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| kathryn |
Posted - 08/19/2005 : 16:08:46
America decides to ignore most things. It's what we're good at in addition to being imperialists, which the Brits ultimately sucked at.
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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| PixieSteve |
Posted - 08/19/2005 : 16:07:15
i think aluminum was the original word but there was an effort to make everything end in nium, which america decided to ignore. could be wrong.
 Oh let it linger |
| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 08/19/2005 : 16:01:59
As with most things, the British spell it correctly.
I felt like a loser tonight: in the pub, a group of us were discussing our Loser status, and I came to the conclusion that I was being extra pathetic in order to elicit hugs from girls, which in turn made me all the more pathetic.
How's that for a slice of fried gold? |
| VoVat |
Posted - 08/19/2005 : 15:42:57
The last time I felt like a loser was when I found out Carl had already asked my Witty Question.
As for "aluminum," don't the Brits actually spell it differently?
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
| kathryn |
Posted - 08/19/2005 : 13:11:40
today when an English person made fun of how i pronounce aluminum without my even saying the word!
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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| starmekitten |
Posted - 08/19/2005 : 13:02:31
quote:
Originally posted by Cheeseman1000
There you have it: I'm a loser.
How's that for a slice of fried gold?
Just to clarify, is this your opinion or you echoing another? because I would hate for an unnamed party to kick you in the shins.
[edit] or clip you round the earhole
You begin saving the world by saving one person at a time; all else is grandiose romanticism or politics |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 08/19/2005 : 12:59:50
quote:
Originally posted by Levitated
quote:
Originally posted by whoreatthedoor
It makes me feel like a loser that I don't have enough balls to invite a check out girl to a coffee.
me too!!! 
You think he's a loser too huh?
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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| Levitated |
Posted - 08/19/2005 : 12:54:04
quote:
Originally posted by whoreatthedoor
It makes me feel like a loser that I don't have enough balls to invite a check out girl to a coffee.
me too!!! |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 08/19/2005 : 08:53:56
quote:
Originally posted by vilainde
I just clicked on the "Biological Chip In Your Cells" thread, thinking I would understand a word of it. What a loser.
Denis
"We brush our teeth with tequila." - Guitar Wolf
I wouldn't worry about that Denis, I'm not sure I understand a word of it
You begin saving the world by saving one person at a time; all else is grandiose romanticism or politics |
| whoreatthedoor |
Posted - 08/19/2005 : 08:49:24
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
That's funny coming from you, Xavi. Did you realize that The Clash pretend to sing some lines in Spanish?
Sorry, I remember that now. I was sleepy this morning.
El amor es la distancia más larga entre un punto y otro |
| whoreatthedoor |
Posted - 08/19/2005 : 05:52:23
I usually skip over every Owen thread, because I never understand anything.
And I like this guy, believe me. But it's too much for me.
El amor es la distancia más larga entre un punto y otro |
| vilainde |
Posted - 08/19/2005 : 05:49:03
I just clicked on the "Biological Chip In Your Cells" thread, thinking I would understand a word of it. What a loser.
Denis
"We brush our teeth with tequila." - Guitar Wolf |
| kathryn |
Posted - 08/19/2005 : 05:44:46
Most Dylan is total crap
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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| whoreatthedoor |
Posted - 08/19/2005 : 05:43:50
No, I didn't know that.
Even Dylan has a record in spanish, I think. A total crap from what I've heard.
El amor es la distancia más larga entre un punto y otro |
| kathryn |
Posted - 08/19/2005 : 05:35:21
quote:
Originally posted by whoreatthedoor
I didn't know the "perdedor" thing 'til today. I never get lyrics in spanish. There must be something to do with the terrible pronunciation.
El amor es la distancia más larga entre un punto y otro
That's funny coming from you, Xavi. Did you realize that The Clash pretend to sing some lines in Spanish?
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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| whoreatthedoor |
Posted - 08/19/2005 : 04:20:02
I didn't know the "perdedor" thing 'til today. I never get lyrics in spanish. There must be something to do with the terrible pronunciation.
El amor es la distancia más larga entre un punto y otro |
| kathryn |
Posted - 08/19/2005 : 04:08:25
quote:
Originally posted by fbc
man i've never felt so disappointed since i found out what that sneff-sneff-chicka-sneff-sneff-sneff meant in that missy elliott song, work it.
fbc, I thank you for my first laugh of the day.
The best part of that song are the lines after "soy un perdedor,, I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?"
double-barrel buckshot
get crazy with the Cheeze Whiz
drive-by body pierce
yo, bring it on down
I can't believe you
sprechen sie Deutche, baby?
know what I'm sayin'?
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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| fbc |
Posted - 08/19/2005 : 02:00:41
count me in too. Me un perdador.
I got the Soy bit, even though i didn't understand it,
the rest I masked by pretending to itch my cheek and covering my mouth
until "I'M A LOSER BABY!" which i sang like i'd never sung before.
I'll have to go listen to it now, see if it makes perfect sense what he's saying.
I had the same thing with Letter to Memphis, is he singing about army crates and what!
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| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 08/19/2005 : 01:54:48
There you have it: I'm a loser.
How's that for a slice of fried gold? |
| vilainde |
Posted - 08/19/2005 : 01:47:40
Just think about Simon who spent 10 years singing "bleugh leugh bleugh chemicals"!
Denis
"We brush our teeth with tequila." - Guitar Wolf |
| fbc |
Posted - 08/19/2005 : 01:45:15
so i guess he's just repeating the lyric in spanish. man i've never felt so disappointed since i found out what that sneff-sneff-chicka-sneff-sneff-sneff meant in that missy elliott song, work it. |
