| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| kathryn |
Posted - 07/23/2005 : 11:45:00
selkie bride productions™ proudly presents
The Men of fb.net Calendar, II
Yep, that's right. This site needs a second men's calendar because a day is really two days.
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There's nothing Square about Mr. January. Uh, huh, that's right, ladies, we give you...
... the one you love to call "Sir"!
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For February, Valentine's Day month, a sweetheart...
... Simon, the man we'd bust out of Stalag Luft III and into fb.net any time.
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Mr. March, the Dubliner we heed when he tells us "Erin go bra-less," Carl:
Kiss his ring, his magic finger.
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For April, the month the Pulitzer Prize is awarded, a writer of world renown:
"I'm so sick of arming the world, then sending troops over to destroy the fucking arms, you know what I mean? We keep arming these little countries, then we go and blow the shit out of them. We're like the bullies of the world, y'know. We're like Jack Palance in the movie Shane, throwing the pistol at the sheepherder's feet."
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May (cough) we just admit we think fbc is
Too Oggle-riffic and Terribly Yummy?
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June - a hot month deserves a hot guy, a guy so hot we need a cold shower.
Bring a towel. You're gonna need it.
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For July we present PixieSteve. Please keep in mind that a Steve don't come for free.
Move along, ladies, he doesn't need a ride.
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Mr. August? None other than Llamasteve, a brilliant and, until today, uncredited songwriter.
From here on out all Beatles songs shall be credited to "Llamasteve Lennon McCartney."
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Mr. September, Denis! Ladies, it's for good reason that you in jest misspell his name "penis."
He is so cavalier!
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For October, a Frog we'd take over Iggy Pop any month of the year.
Tom: Well... we could go to fb.net if that's more your style.
Frog: You callin' me an fb.net kind of guy?
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For those cool November nights, here is Benji.
All he needs is love
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Helping you put the 'ho' in holidays, a man that is out of this galaxy, Mr. December.
Dean, now starring at your local cineplex in "Revenge of the G(r)eek."
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This calendar would not be possible without the hard work of a talented forumette who declined credit for her many creative efforts.
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| 34 L A T E S T R E P L I E S (Newest First) |
| Cult_Of_Frank |
Posted - 09/01/2005 : 11:25:18
I would like to thank my agent, George Lucas, and the fine people at ILM for my inclusion as Mr. December, undeserving though I may be given that I'm here far less frequently than I should be.
Also, me + a lightsabre and jedi garb = every dream that I might have lived out were it not for the terror that was the Star Wars kid and of course Triumph, insult comic dog.
 "Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened" |
| Carl |
Posted - 08/24/2005 : 05:59:17
Sir Rockabye will be the one wearing a bullet-proof vest!! |
| kathryn |
Posted - 08/24/2005 : 05:56:08
quote:
Originally posted by Sir Rockabye
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
quote:
Originally posted by Broken Face
you just like sir rock better - he got one BOTH times!
But is Sir Rock the one I am meeting in scenic Hartford, Connecticut next month, Brian? Ask yourself that.
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
He is the one you'll be meeting in scenic Keyspan Park!
Surprise surprise.
And PS, flattery aside, you guys (or perhaps just Kathryn) have way too much free time on your hands.
You run all kinds of red lights except the ones on the street.
When you run out of exits you can always count sheep.
Sir Mikeabye is the one I will be punching in the stomach in scenic Keyspan Park!
See fbc's post for an explanation
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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| Carl |
Posted - 08/24/2005 : 05:47:34
quote:
Originally posted by Sir Rockabye
flattery aside, you guys (or perhaps just Kathryn) have way too much free time on your hands.
No, it's just me!! |
| fbc |
Posted - 08/24/2005 : 01:45:15
tell that to the next parent you meet and whack! |
| Sir Rockabye |
Posted - 08/23/2005 : 22:12:04
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
quote:
Originally posted by Broken Face
you just like sir rock better - he got one BOTH times!
But is Sir Rock the one I am meeting in scenic Hartford, Connecticut next month, Brian? Ask yourself that.
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
He is the one you'll be meeting in scenic Keyspan Park!
Surprise surprise.
And PS, flattery aside, you guys (or perhaps just Kathryn) have way too much free time on your hands.
You run all kinds of red lights except the ones on the street.
When you run out of exits you can always count sheep. |
| kathryn |
Posted - 08/14/2005 : 19:55:31
Thank you for being one of our calendar men, benji!
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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| benji |
Posted - 08/14/2005 : 19:54:36
how did i miss this the first time round?
absolute hilarity!
 Join the Cult of Cartman! Respect my Authoritaah!!! |
| kathryn |
Posted - 07/27/2005 : 09:08:28
quote:
Originally posted by Llamadance
how long did it take?
It took me five minutes but it took far longer for the anonymous and humble forum-ette who declines credit. She did all the work.
quote:
Originally posted by PixieSteve
it's an MSN conversation - replaced names to make it easier? basically my friend thinks it's hilarious
Thanks for explaining.
So now your friends think you are all that. He he.
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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| PixieSteve |
Posted - 07/27/2005 : 08:59:51
quote:
Originally posted by PixieSteve
PixieSteve says:
i am Mr July
PixieSteve says:
http://forum.frankblack.net/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=13833
Friend of PixieSteve says:
LOLLLLLLL
 Oh let it linger
it's an MSN conversation - replaced names to make it easier? basically my friend thinks it's hilarious
Oh let it linger |
| kathryn |
Posted - 07/27/2005 : 08:34:48
quote:
Originally posted by PixieSteve
Darst Seslo says:
i am Mr July
Darst Seslo says:
http://forum.frankblack.net/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=13833
from day one i led you on says:
LOLLLLLLL
Steve, I've tried to decipher this but failed. What are you going on about?
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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| Llamadance |
Posted - 07/27/2005 : 08:25:23
Ha That's pretty funny. Sadly my hairstyle has often looked beatlesque. I shall shortly be writing to Sir Paul and Yoko asking for my royalties.
Good work kathryn, how long did it take?
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No power in the 'verse can stop me
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 07/27/2005 : 05:18:54
That's really odd ; )
Don't believe the type!
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| Newo |
Posted - 07/27/2005 : 03:38:35
That´s really sweet.
--
Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Teach a man to corner the fish market and marvel at the small acts of philanthropy he commits while depriving most of the world of fish. |
| Daisy Girl |
Posted - 07/25/2005 : 12:23:00
this is really good stuff. if someone sold this for a charity fundraiser for like 10 bucks I would actually buy a copy.  |
| Carl |
Posted - 07/25/2005 : 11:25:57
Funny stuff! |
| PixieSteve |
Posted - 07/24/2005 : 13:12:12
Darst Seslo says:
i am Mr July
Darst Seslo says:
http://forum.frankblack.net/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=13833
from day one i led you on says:
LOLLLLLLL
Oh let it linger |
| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 07/24/2005 : 12:45:04
That's a consolation?
How's that for a slice of fried gold? |
| kathryn |
Posted - 07/24/2005 : 09:07:51
quote:
Originally posted by Broken Face
you just like sir rock better - he got one BOTH times!
But is Sir Rock the one I am meeting in scenic Hartford, Connecticut next month, Brian? Ask yourself that.
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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| starmekitten |
Posted - 07/24/2005 : 08:24:52
Sigh, my eye.
and you're questioning the sciences
and questioning religion
you're looking like an idiot
and you no longer care.
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| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 07/24/2005 : 08:09:56
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
quote:
Originally posted by Cheeseman1000
I'd like to take the opportunity to quote:
"Simon is better looking than Paul Newman"
- Starmekitten, sometime within the last few weeks
Next thing you know, she''ll say you're better looking than McQueeeeeen!
Well, I always thought Paul Newman was the more handsome of the two, but to suggest it is a very dangerous move indeed.
I don't think anyone could take the place of Steve McQueen in Tre's heart.
*sigh*
How's that for a slice of fried gold? |
| bumblebeeboy2 |
Posted - 07/24/2005 : 08:08:35
quote:
Originally posted by billgoodman
I wonder why I never make this calendars
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God save the Noisies
me too! we should have an alternative calender... just of us cool kids...
The Monkey Helper has arrived http://www.monkeyhelper.co.uk (that is my band)
or to go straight to the music downloads http://www.soundclick.com/bands/3/monkeyhelpermusic.htm |
| Broken Face |
Posted - 07/24/2005 : 06:19:52
you just like sir rock better - he got one BOTH times!
-Brian
If you move I shoots!
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| Frog in the Sand |
Posted - 07/24/2005 : 03:43:42
Wow - even funnier than the Pixies / Nirvana thread
Join the Cult of France / And get Honeycomb weeks in advance |
| Surfer Rosa |
Posted - 07/24/2005 : 01:48:59
Whoohoo! More! More!
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it. |
| kathryn |
Posted - 07/23/2005 : 19:06:12
quote:
Originally posted by billgoodman
I wonder why I never make this calendars
Wonder no more, Jop. It's because you never post your photo.
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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| billgoodman |
Posted - 07/23/2005 : 19:01:47
I wonder why I never make this calendars
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God save the Noisies |
| kathryn |
Posted - 07/23/2005 : 17:41:08
quote:
Originally posted by whoreatthedoor
Forgot to say thanks, K. You've had a busy day.
A busy night is more like it, Whore.
quote:
Originally posted by Cheeseman1000
I'd like to take the opportunity to quote:
"Simon is better looking than Paul Newman"
- Starmekitten, sometime within the last few weeks
Next thing you know, she''ll say you're better looking than McQueeeeeen!
quote:
Originally posted by Broken Face
tears, tears, and more tears
-Brian
You had your own month last time around, Brian!
quote:
Originally posted by ObfuscateByWill
Wait a minute.
That's Dean?
I was always looking at the wrong guy in those couple of photos, then.
That's Dean. He's the right guy.
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 07/23/2005 : 15:51:57
You mean doesn't actually have a twirly moustache?
I'd like to take the opportunity to quote:
"Simon is better looking than Paul Newman"
- Starmekitten, sometime within the last few weeks
How's that for a slice of fried gold? |
| Broken Face |
Posted - 07/23/2005 : 15:43:05
tears, tears, and more tears
-Brian
If you move I shoots!
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| whoreatthedoor |
Posted - 07/23/2005 : 13:15:28
Forgot to say thanks, K. You've had a busy day.
El amor es la distancia más larga entre un punto y otro |
| whoreatthedoor |
Posted - 07/23/2005 : 13:14:24
January, May and September are fucking brilliant!!!
Who's Mr.June? I can't find his name anywhere.
What a terrible choice, BTW. If there's nothing better on the message board, Frank is definitely aiming for the wrong audience.
El amor es la distancia más larga entre un punto y otro |
| ObfuscateByWill |
Posted - 07/23/2005 : 12:41:24
Wait a minute.
That's Dean?
I was always looking at the wrong guy in those couple of photos, then.
*Take a bite of the chocolate coffin. |
| PixieSteve |
Posted - 07/23/2005 : 11:49:26
lmao, good stuff!
Oh let it linger |
