| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| kathryn |
Posted - 07/19/2005 : 04:36:31
This is condiments week on fb.net. Today we bring you the best condiment, nay a food group in and of itself, if not a reason for living. Behold, mayo!
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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| Daisy Girl |
Posted - 08/18/2005 : 19:18:29
quote:
Originally posted by PixieSteve
mayonnaise is lovely, i had some in my ham and tomato sandwich earlier. also had some in my sandwiches yesterday. also on the baked potato i had last night for dinner. i have it with pretty much everything! light mayonnaise tastes shit though. hellmann's real mayonnaise  yeah baby
edited about 12 times for spelling/grammar
 Oh let it linger
its gotta be Hellman's
"I ain't goin to be what I ain't" |
| VoVat |
Posted - 08/18/2005 : 18:16:12
Spamming? Who's spamming?
No, but seriously, how could writing a relevant reply to a topic be considered "spamming"?
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
| PixieSteve |
Posted - 08/13/2005 : 07:35:07
why are you spamming?
Oh let it linger |
| VoVat |
Posted - 08/13/2005 : 07:32:07
I'm not fond of mayo. I don't think it's the taste I mind so much as the texture, though.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 07/25/2005 : 09:10:00
A serial killer?
Don't believe the type!
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| floop |
Posted - 07/25/2005 : 09:06:50
i guess it depends on what kind of cereal |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 07/25/2005 : 08:58:51
Wrong again floop.
Don't believe the type!
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| floop |
Posted - 07/25/2005 : 08:56:41
mayo doesn't go well with cereal |
| Joey Joe Jo Jr. Chabadoo |
Posted - 07/25/2005 : 08:55:52
I agree.
I think you said it all, we should resume the discussion.
**** |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 07/25/2005 : 08:53:29
There is nothing thay mayo doesn't go with. One of the greatest foodstuffs ever.
Don't believe the type!
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| whoreatthedoor |
Posted - 07/20/2005 : 03:10:36
HAHAHA!!! It's even sillier than my silly song. It would have been incredible. Have you already burned them?
I have an amusing story (it is amusing NOW. It wasn't at all at the time) concerning this song. I'll always hate it.
PS: That cover is reason enough to have brought the pictures back again to the forum.
El amor es la distancia más larga entre un punto y otro |
| vilainde |
Posted - 07/20/2005 : 02:14:11
OMIGOD. I just found the CD cover:
Can you do that dance, whore? Should I have included the song in my mix?
Denis
I know the god of rock n roll / Yeah I sold him my soul! |
| whoreatthedoor |
Posted - 07/20/2005 : 01:29:37
I'm laughing out loud now, Denis.
Your best post ever.
El amor es la distancia más larga entre un punto y otro |
| vilainde |
Posted - 07/20/2005 : 01:25:37
MA-YO-NE-SA ella me bate como haciendo mayonesa
Todo lo que habia tomado se me subio pronto a la cabeza
MA-YO-NE-SA ella me bate como haciendo mayonesa
No se ni como me llamo ni donde vivo (ni donde vivo) ni me interesa
Y haciendo palmas y arriba y arriba
es el coro que arranca que dice que dice
bate que bate eeee el chocolate eeee
bate que bate
bate que bate que bate el chocolate
Un tatuaje en la espalda
negra la mini falda
zapatos y el top
misteriosa ella bailaba
yo la estaba mirando desde que llego
de repente su mirada en mis ojos se clavo
sosteniendo la mirada se acerco y sin decir nada
me agarro fuerte la cara y a la pista me arrastro
Coro ALL TOGETHER NOW:
MA-YO-NE-SA! ella me bate como haciendo mayonesa
Todo lo que habia tomado se me subio pronto a la cabeza
MA-YO-NE-SA ella me bate como haciendo mayonesa
No se ni como me llamo ni donde vivo (ni donde vivo) ni me interesa
Denis
I know the god of rock n roll / Yeah I sold him my soul! |
| darwin |
Posted - 07/20/2005 : 01:23:16
Best Food vs. Hellman's |
| whoreatthedoor |
Posted - 07/20/2005 : 01:14:18
I was going to say that, but it would have been kinda egocentric if I did.
And, if you want to do it the right way, no electric devices must be used.
El amor es la distancia más larga entre un punto y otro |
| astrology |
Posted - 07/20/2005 : 00:52:56
the secret of mahonesa, as it is originary of Mahon, Balearic island. is olive oil, otherwise sucks.
another secret is knowing how slow you must rise the minipiner, and if you can use a slow speed also helps as some lemon juice, garlic and parsley. With more garlic its called ali-oli.
There is also the belief that women cant make it during her period as it always get spoilt.
I'm a pistolero, i'm not shakin in my boots
I'm the ruler of this moon, if u move I shoots
http://spaces.msn.com/members/DoDGoNe/ |
| ccuadros |
Posted - 07/19/2005 : 18:15:05
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
You don't worry about eating raw egg, huh?
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
nope, we have very good farms, without diseases, the sanitary authorities are very strict here. |
| ccuadros |
Posted - 07/19/2005 : 18:11:49
ahh and you can add to mayo ketchup, a drops of rum, orange juice, then you have really good sauce, its excellent with potato chips!! |
| kathryn |
Posted - 07/19/2005 : 18:09:46
You don't worry about eating raw egg, huh?
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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| ccuadros |
Posted - 07/19/2005 : 18:08:32
[quote]Originally posted by kathryn
Seriously, though, you make your own? That's great. I should learn how.
mm easy, first you have to own this:
http://www.braun.com/na/products/fooddrink/foodpreparation/handblenders/mr5000.html
then you only have to put in the can an egg, 250 ml of oil, salt, lemon, a little of mustard, blend..anf that's it, really easy 
this is the base mayo, then you can add garlic, or ciboullete, olives..many things!! |
| kathryn |
Posted - 07/19/2005 : 17:41:44
quote:
Originally posted by ccuadros
for the commercial mayo's I'd rather tha Kraft mayo.
Kraft mayo vs. Hellman's mayo? Hellman's kicks ass!
Seriously, though, you make your own? That's great. I should learn how.
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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| ccuadros |
Posted - 07/19/2005 : 16:47:35
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
Favorites:
• Straight up Hellmans
• Garlic mayo (freshly crushed garlic)
• Basil mayo
Anybody make their own mayo? Seems so time consuming. Is it worth it?
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
I love mayo, it's my favourite dressing, I made my own mayo with my minipimer, and with fresh garlic it's excellent, with toast bread git garlic too.
for the commercial mayo's I'd rather tha Kraft mayo.
Tasty topic!!
Salu2 |
| kathryn |
Posted - 07/19/2005 : 14:12:36
quote:
Originally posted by darwin
When I was a kid I was told that little elves each night refill mayonaise jars with pimples from their faces. I've never been a fan of mayonaise since. Good thing. The stuff will kill you.
darwin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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| darwin |
Posted - 07/19/2005 : 14:11:16
When I was a kid I was told that little elves each night refill mayonaise jars with pimples from their faces. I've never been a fan of mayonaise since. Good thing. The stuff will kill you. |
| whoreatthedoor |
Posted - 07/19/2005 : 14:05:50
Father, forgive them because they don't know what they are doing.
El amor es la distancia más larga entre un punto y otro |
| PsychicTwin |
Posted - 07/19/2005 : 13:52:34
quote:
Originally posted by whoreatthedoor
Hey hey hey
Brains for dinner
Brains for lunch
Brains for breakfast
Brains for brunch
Brains at every single meal
Why can't we have some guts
Hey hey hey
Brains are all we ever get
In this rotten fuckin' place, hey hey
Brains are all we ever get
Why can't we have a change of pace
Brains for dinner
Brains for lunch
Brains for breakfast
Brains for brunch
Brains at every single meal
Why can't we have some guts, hey hey
Why can't we have some guts, hey hey
Why can't we have some fuckin' rotten guts
Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey |
| kathryn |
Posted - 07/19/2005 : 13:05:18
quote:
Originally posted by ElevatorLady
Mayo is okay although I rarely eat it. A bit greasy for my taste.
But speaking of ketchup - I know people who like to mix ketchup and mayo together and just eat it like that with a spoon (ugh... yuck...). I never tried it myself but somehow the idea is not too appealing.
Any thoughts on that? Anyone tried it? (Anyone liked it?)
I tried that, straight off a spoon, on a dare. Long story. It tasted like Russian dressing. That fateful night I also won another dare - that I wouldn't eat two brownies slathered in mayo. Which I did. And strangely enjoyed. I will eat my shoe if it's got mayo on it, I love mayo so much.
Favorites:
• Straight up Hellmans
• Garlic mayo (freshly crushed garlic)
• Basil mayo
Anybody make their own mayo? Seems so time consuming. Is it worth it?
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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| ElevatorLady |
Posted - 07/19/2005 : 12:58:36
Mayo is okay although I rarely eat it. A bit greasy for my taste.
But speaking of ketchup - I know people who like to mix ketchup and mayo together and just eat it like that with a spoon (ugh... yuck...). I never tried it myself but somehow the idea is not too appealing.
Any thoughts on that? Anyone tried it? (Anyone liked it?) |
| kathryn |
Posted - 07/19/2005 : 10:21:52
quote:
Originally posted by TRANSMARINE
Kathryn, I almost started this topic yesterday after your KETCHUP phenomenon took off. You are finally finding your niche in topics after scrambling and sinking with rehashed subjects!
*Dear lord, thank you for making some people forget my ill-advised "what is in your drawer" thread. *
Brian, why don't you pick tomorrow's condiment/thread, as Condiments Week continues in General Chat?
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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| whoreatthedoor |
Posted - 07/19/2005 : 08:56:12
quote:
Originally posted by Frog in the Sand
The rest of the world calls this thing 'white maggot sandwich'...
Another jealous frenchie...
El amor es la distancia más larga entre un punto y otro |
| hickster9 |
Posted - 07/19/2005 : 08:44:33
quote:
Originally posted by PixieSteve
editted about 11 times for spelling/grammar
Only you needed to edit your edit. Sorry, not being nit-picky, just thought it was ironic!
Anyway, I dislike mayonnaise...but like others have noted, there are some foods that just wouldn't work without it: tuna salad, potato salad, among them.
I like cows, they go moo when they eat |
| Carl |
Posted - 07/19/2005 : 08:40:39
I'd never tasted mayo until I started to eat burgers(which, as a kid, I actually did'nt like!). It's alright in burgers! I'll tell you whats lovely, though, that Dutch Fritsauce! |
| TRANSMARINE |
Posted - 07/19/2005 : 08:37:18
Kathryn, I almost started this topic yesterday after your KETCHUP phenomenon took off. You are finally finding your niche in topics after scrambling and sinking with rehashed subjects! ( just kidding, of course! I ALWAYS read your threads!)
Anyhow, I must admit, as ketchup can be a delight, I find mayonnaise to be a total terror of tastebud torment. The stuff sickens me...makes my skin crawl, even...bleeeccchhh!!! My mother used to slather it on my sandwiches. I had to make mayo once in high school economics, and my teacher made me eat it! A friend would put it on his fries with relish. I did not relish that. It is a horrible thing to me, mayonnaise.
And yet...I love potato salad...the tortures of the damned!!
I was alone...in my BIG BED
-bRIAN |
| Frog in the Sand |
Posted - 07/19/2005 : 07:33:59
quote:
Originally posted by whoreatthedoor
I can't believe I have found a picture of a bocata de calamares bravos.
The rest of the world calls this thing 'white maggot sandwich'...
Join the Cult of France / And get Honeycomb weeks in advance |
