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| danjersey |
Posted - 06/14/2005 : 21:24:53
i have two cats, "mini" & "chuck" i talk to (more like AT) them all the time and get a real kick out of it, i mostly say things that would ofend them if they understood english. maybe this should
be in the "too much information" thread but i got a hunch i'm not alone here. if not this belongs in the "self pity" thread.
uh boy, this will crapout quick. |
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| Surfer Rosa |
Posted - 06/22/2005 : 14:03:58
quote:
Originally posted by Broken Face
i talk to my dog all the time. dogs can learn/respond to over 250 phrases, so talking to them really isn't so dumb. but talking to cats is, because dogs are SO much better
-Brian
If you move I shoots!
Watching wrestlemania all day long is seriously harming your judgement. |
| danjersey |
Posted - 06/22/2005 : 11:50:16
are you saying it's all furry and forumy for you?
try saying that 10Xs
ha ha thats funny. |
| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 06/22/2005 : 11:03:06
Of course I talk to animals. You think I have real friends?
What's a computer?
Eat Y'self Fitter! |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 06/22/2005 : 10:58:01
And wrong!
Don't believe the type!
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| danjersey |
Posted - 06/22/2005 : 10:52:13
you bastard. |
| Broken Face |
Posted - 06/22/2005 : 06:44:54
i talk to my dog all the time. dogs can learn/respond to over 250 phrases, so talking to them really isn't so dumb. but talking to cats is, because dogs are SO much better
-Brian
If you move I shoots!
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 06/22/2005 : 06:44:10
Yakkity yak, don't talk back.
Don't believe the type!
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| danjersey |
Posted - 06/16/2005 : 18:21:21
if i had the land? sure a yak would be welcome, i think they are classic beasts as far as the whole animal and person relationship goes. i can't imagine how i would talk to a yak but "black harvest moon" would blare from the farmhouse at dawn i can tell you that.
i blew the lyrics there on that one huh? and you were all to nice to call me on it.
"WHITE NOISE MAKER" is a great song, and Frank name drops "the YAK" in it. |
| VoVat |
Posted - 06/16/2005 : 18:10:02
quote:
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Originally posted by danjersey
yeah, as long as they don't talk back it's all good.
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Yackity yack!
You have a pet yak?
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
| danjersey |
Posted - 06/16/2005 : 17:26:56
i'm sure, i've seen it, down the street from where i grew up. thats why the "cat lady" hits home, i guess when you can relate to someone elses interpretation and you realise there are people like this all over it helps resolve the feeling thats its just happening on your one messed up block. |
| kathryn |
Posted - 06/16/2005 : 17:11:40
Yeah but this was freeeeeeeaky.
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| danjersey |
Posted - 06/16/2005 : 17:10:34
yeah, it's a case of the big and crazy heart. |
| kathryn |
Posted - 06/16/2005 : 16:49:06
I once spent time in the house of a woman who'd just died and she had 76 cats and the
authorities were trying to round them up and figure out what to do and the place
was a fucking wreck. Really disgusting. A cliche for sure and a scary one, too.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| danjersey |
Posted - 06/16/2005 : 15:53:45
my favorite take on cats and humans is the "Cat Lady" from The SIMPSONS, she has so many extra cats she can afford to throw them at you. i think the book and animated movie Watershipdown had a big influence on me as far as how i relate to animals, and the cat in that tale was nasty, hence all cats i come across are nasty (in a good way). |
| Surfer Rosa |
Posted - 06/16/2005 : 13:52:23
I can't walk past a cat (and most dogs, but since they tend to be accompanied by humans, I don't that often) without greeting it. All the regular cats in my neighbourhood have names that I've given them.
I'm going to end up as the old crazy lady with all the cats aren't I? |
| Coldheartofstone |
Posted - 06/16/2005 : 06:43:52
I believe I can speak to cat's with my mind. It's a little weird...But when I attempt to connect with them on a telepathic stream, their ears twitch back and forth, as if they were hearing something.
If time is my vessel, then learning to love
Might be my way back to sea |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 06/16/2005 : 06:06:59
quote:
Originally posted by danjersey
yeah, as long as they don't talk back it's all good.
Yackity yack!
Don't believe the type!
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| vilainde |
Posted - 06/16/2005 : 01:15:31
only during sex
Denis
I know the god of rock n roll / Yeah I sold him my soul! |
| danjersey |
Posted - 06/15/2005 : 22:14:09
yeah, as long as they don't talk back it's all good. |
| VoVat |
Posted - 06/15/2005 : 19:13:10
I think most pet owners talk to their pets at least occasionally.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 06/15/2005 : 06:30:55
I used to talk to my cats. When they were alive.
Don't believe the type!
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| Surfer Rosa |
Posted - 06/15/2005 : 06:17:50
I call Paris Hilton (the office cat, not the blonde person) a fat slut, but that's because she is one. Yesterday I had to retrieve her from under 2 tomcats. |
| Carolynanna |
Posted - 06/15/2005 : 06:13:59
Usually I say "Cripes Bones get off my fucking head!"
__________
Don't believe the hype. |
| Surfer Rosa |
Posted - 06/15/2005 : 00:47:54
I talk to/at my cats all the time - maybe it's a sign that I spend too much time alone with them, but it's a family trait, so hardly a new thing. Apart from that they miaow back at me when I talk to them so it's not a one sided conversation in the slightest.
My last cat, Cow used to follow me to the corner shop and to the railway station in the morning and used to freak out if I stopped talking to him along the way.
(To clarify the freaking out bit - he'd sit down and miaow like he was dying or in great pain). |
| danjersey |
Posted - 06/14/2005 : 23:34:51
"filthy bastard" is a favorite of mine, it's said with love though.
even on the street if i see a dog or a rat i have some urge to talk at them. |
| cassandra is |
Posted - 06/14/2005 : 23:19:59
I often talk to my sister's dog (he likes that)
pas de bras pas de chocolat |
| Little Black Francis |
Posted - 06/14/2005 : 23:14:16
I call one of my cats "boogie" sometimes, I don't think he knows what it means
... It was like the First time I ever tried Cheetos. |
