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| Little Black Francis |
Posted - 06/06/2005 : 22:13:11
A place to post your favorite insults. Online or Offline.
I can always use more fuel in my fire.
1. You pole-smoking, gibbon-humping, cum-guzzling, pimple-nibbling, wank-brained fucktard!
How is that for starters?
... It was the like the First time I ever tried Cheetos. And I fuckin love Bambi. |
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| mun chien andalusia |
Posted - 06/09/2005 : 07:24:31
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
quote:
Originally posted by mun chien andalusia
too many of them and in too many languages. here are the ones i use the most:
Italian:
1) ma vaffanculo testa di cazzo
2) che cazzo vuoi?
3) fatti cazzi tuoi
Greek:
1) Malaka in every frase
2) Kwlogamhmene poustarde
3) To mouni pou se hese
 Like private parts to the Gods are we, they play with us for their sport
mun, I'd be happy to translate those for the rest of the group.
(apo ta exi protimo to trito to elliniko)
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
go ahead k. i'm not capable of translating it without writing an essay.
Like private parts to the Gods are we, they play with us for their sport |
| Surfer Rosa |
Posted - 06/09/2005 : 06:39:11
quote:
Originally posted by floop
an old classic that's good to do (preferably with other people around, as with most insults):
in the best good will-meaning voice you can come up with, say to your insultee, "hey, i've got something for you"
meanwhile, slowly reach deep into your front pocket. be sure to take your time to build as much suspense as possible. pretend that it's too big for your pocket and you're having a hard time getting it out.
then, veeeeery slowly, pull your hand out of your pocket until it revealed to insultee and all gathered that in fact there is no gift in your hand but instead your hand is in the 'bird' position, causing confusion and hurt feelings to insultee, and pleasure to groupies and passersby
That's a term of endearment in our office |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 06/09/2005 : 06:33:14
"Fuck you and the horse you rode in on" is a classic.
I guess floop WAS right!
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| WolfManMikeLonely |
Posted - 06/08/2005 : 19:47:04
"You suck at life" is a line that a few friends of mine used to use and as simple as it may seem said by the right person with the right inflection it is will make you want to curl up in a ball.
"Hey fuck you if you don't like it."
-Johnny Thunders
www.transposed.net |
| WolfManMikeLonely |
Posted - 06/08/2005 : 19:44:57
I really like "Fuck you and everyone that looks like you."
"Hey fuck you if you don't like it."
-Johnny Thunders
www.transposed.net |
| Little Black Francis |
Posted - 06/08/2005 : 19:29:20
from my new favorite comedy
I'll rip your fucking balls off and stuff them up your ass so that the next time you shit, you'll shit all over your balls, got it?
... It was like the First time I ever tried Cheetos. |
| floop |
Posted - 06/08/2005 : 19:04:28
an old classic that's good to do (preferably with other people around, as with most insults):
in the best good will-meaning voice you can come up with, say to your insultee, "hey, i've got something for you"
meanwhile, slowly reach deep into your front pocket. be sure to take your time to build as much suspense as possible. pretend that it's too big for your pocket and you're having a hard time getting it out.
then, veeeeery slowly, pull your hand out of your pocket until it revealed to insultee and all gathered that in fact there is no gift in your hand but instead your hand is in the 'bird' position, causing confusion and hurt feelings to insultee, and pleasure to groupies and passersby |
| kathryn |
Posted - 06/08/2005 : 19:03:59
My biggest insult:
"You have a nice day," said in my most polite slash sarcastic voice.
The unfortunates to whom I have said this have withered on the spot.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| kathryn |
Posted - 06/08/2005 : 19:03:25
quote:
Originally posted by mun chien andalusia
too many of them and in too many languages. here are the ones i use the most:
Italian:
1) ma vaffanculo testa di cazzo
2) che cazzo vuoi?
3) fatti cazzi tuoi
Greek:
1) Malaka in every frase
2) Kwlogamhmene poustarde
3) To mouni pou se hese
Like private parts to the Gods are we, they play with us for their sport
mun, I'd be happy to translate those for the rest of the group.
(apo ta exi protimo to trito to elliniko)
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| Coldheartofstone |
Posted - 06/08/2005 : 17:28:24
This one isn't so offensive but I like it anyways.
Who brought the new kid?
If time is my vessel, then learning to love
Might be my way back to sea |
| ccuadros |
Posted - 06/08/2005 : 16:06:16
Interesting topic...jejejeje this are Chilean insults:
1) hueon (we that use a lot)
2) maraca culia (like bitch but worst)
3) andate a la reconchetumadre ( it's like fuck you but a lot worst..it's related with your mom)
If you said that here...you'll probably get a kick
Salu2
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| ramona |
Posted - 06/08/2005 : 12:27:37
quote:
Originally posted by Little Black Francis
quote:
Originally posted by ramona
My current favorite is "that guy can eat a dick". I find myself saying it daily.
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I like that one too. The next stage in the evolution of that one is "eat a bag of dicks"
... It was like the First time I ever tried Cheetos.
Ooo, good one. I can always count on you, LBF.
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"I’m not ashamed to say I want rock & roll..."
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http://prettycrabby.com |
| mun chien andalusia |
Posted - 06/08/2005 : 11:48:13
too many of them and in too many languages. here are the ones i use the most:
Italian:
1) ma vaffanculo testa di cazzo
2) che cazzo vuoi?
3) fatti cazzi tuoi
Greek:
1) Malaka in every frase
2) Kwlogamhmene poustarde
3) To mouni pou se hese
Like private parts to the Gods are we, they play with us for their sport |
| The Holiday Son |
Posted - 06/08/2005 : 11:46:27
I like "stick it up your ass and light a fire" |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 06/08/2005 : 11:41:01
reminds me of classic withnail line..
...You can stuff it up your arse for nothing and fuck off while you're
doing it
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| Little Black Francis |
Posted - 06/08/2005 : 11:39:43
quote:
Originally posted by ramona
My current favorite is "that guy can eat a dick". I find myself saying it daily.
_____________________________________________________________________
"I’m not ashamed to say I want rock & roll..."
* * * * * * * * * * *
http://prettycrabby.com
I like that one too. The next stage in the evolution of that one is "eat a bag of dicks"
... It was like the First time I ever tried Cheetos. |
| Coldheartofstone |
Posted - 06/08/2005 : 08:58:40
Shove it gramps.
that's my current statement.
If time is my vessel, then learning to love
Might be my way back to sea |
| Coldheartofstone |
Posted - 06/08/2005 : 08:57:43
quote:
Originally posted by starmekitten
someone once made the mistake of calling my brother fat..
"thats because every time I fucked your mum she gave me a biscuit"
Oh my, that one is so good it actually hit me in the stomach.
If time is my vessel, then learning to love
Might be my way back to sea |
| ramona |
Posted - 06/08/2005 : 08:54:44
My current favorite is "that guy can eat a dick". I find myself saying it daily.
_____________________________________________________________________
"I’m not ashamed to say I want rock & roll..."
* * * * * * * * * * *
http://prettycrabby.com |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 06/07/2005 : 13:50:45
I guess floop WAS right!
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| floop |
Posted - 06/07/2005 : 13:38:54
you know what i like about you? |
| BLT |
Posted - 06/07/2005 : 13:02:43
Go shit in your hat. |
| Carl |
Posted - 06/07/2005 : 12:40:02
Poos!! |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 06/07/2005 : 12:27:46
Pooeybum!
I guess floop WAS right!
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| tobafett |
Posted - 06/07/2005 : 10:51:54
i use poopyhead a lot at work... |
| Carl |
Posted - 06/07/2005 : 10:46:55
 Clever fella! |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 06/07/2005 : 10:35:36
actually happened, laughed so hard I cried.
we make our parents proud
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| ElevatorLady |
Posted - 06/07/2005 : 10:32:02
quote:
Originally posted by tobafett
You're thicker than two short boards stuck together with stupid glue.
Stupid glue, hehe.
quote:
Originally posted by starmekitten
someone once made the mistake of calling my brother fat..
"thats because every time I fucked your mum she gave me a biscuit"
Wow did that actually happen or did you just made it up? I love it!
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| starmekitten |
Posted - 06/07/2005 : 10:00:44
someone once made the mistake of calling my brother fat..
"thats because every time I fucked your mum she gave me a biscuit"
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| TRANSMARINE |
Posted - 06/07/2005 : 09:55:47
Poopyhead
I was alone...in my BIG BED
-bRIAN |
| Carl |
Posted - 06/07/2005 : 09:54:45
You arse!! Braindead stoat fucker!! Goonlizard!
"Scruffy....Nerfherder!" |
| tobafett |
Posted - 06/07/2005 : 07:57:58
You're thicker than two short boards stuck together with stupid glue. |
| zub_the_goat |
Posted - 06/07/2005 : 07:29:43
smelly face! |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 06/07/2005 : 06:38:38
Willyhead!
I guess floop WAS right!
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| Surfer Rosa |
Posted - 06/06/2005 : 23:07:40
I'd call you a c*nt, but you lack both the warmth and the depth |
