| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| kathryn |
Posted - 06/01/2005 : 06:01:15
Leaning down to get my shoes this morning, I banged my head
really hard against a sharp corner and have been bleeding and hurting ever since.
At first, it hurt so much I cried. I don't think I need stitches, but my hair's all
matted down with congealed blood and I am in pain three hours later. I have no one
to blame but my clumsy self.
When was the last time you did something stupid?
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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| Joey Joe Jo Jr. Chabadoo |
Posted - 10/01/2006 : 06:23:48
Give us the link!
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| Jason |
Posted - 09/30/2006 : 21:43:29
I got a MySpace. |
| Carl |
Posted - 09/30/2006 : 11:45:45
That's the last time you chase after 14 White Russians, even if they are trying to break into your garage!!
(My stand-up career is now officially over.)
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| KingOfSiam |
Posted - 09/30/2006 : 10:33:29
I drove my brand new Toyota Tacoma 4X4 through my garage door last week - I am such a dumbass. The truck used to look really nice, and so did my house! That's what I get when I try to listen to the stereo in my truck when I am drinking and smoking outside. NEVER START YOUR VEHICLE FOR ANY REASON AFTER 14 WHITE RUSSIANS! |
| mr.biscuitdoughhead |
Posted - 09/29/2006 : 20:27:54
cool.
[edit]that was my 600th post?? Crap! I wanted it to be Danny Tamborelli.
Well, I better make the most of things.
DANNY TAMBORELLI!!!
Daylight licked me into shape, I must have been asleep for days...
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| Daisy Girl |
Posted - 09/29/2006 : 15:26:20
i fell down the stairs yesterday and ripped off part of the doorbell when i was falling down. it ended up being funny because i was ok. |
| IceCream |
Posted - 09/29/2006 : 12:44:23
quote:
Originally posted by Doog
I just spent a lot of money on a guitar effect pedal 
And I'm hardly in a position at the moment to be pissing my money away..
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www.myspace.com/doog = solo choons
www.myspace.com/casabonitaband = noisey stuff
www.myspace.com/WKtheband = surfrockpop geekery
www.myspace.com/ukpixiestribute = Nimrod's Son
Maybe you'll make a living off of music someday... |
| Doog |
Posted - 09/29/2006 : 05:57:32
I just spent a lot of money on a guitar effect pedal
And I'm hardly in a position at the moment to be pissing my money away..
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www.myspace.com/doog = solo choons
www.myspace.com/casabonitaband = noisey stuff
www.myspace.com/WKtheband = surfrockpop geekery
www.myspace.com/ukpixiestribute = Nimrod's Son |
| Joey Joe Jo Jr. Chabadoo |
Posted - 09/29/2006 : 02:48:16
The least and more recent one is my logging on this forum a few minutes ago.
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| Joey Joe Jo Jr. Chabadoo |
Posted - 09/29/2006 : 02:46:25
The last big stupid thing I did dates back to last year when I let myself falling in love with someone who was in the midst of a personnality crisis.
A very stupid thing...
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| mr.biscuitdoughhead |
Posted - 09/28/2006 : 13:17:23
I probably just did something stupid. I can't recall exactly what, though.
"Remember when I used to have good sigs? No? Well, screw you!"
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| Carl |
Posted - 09/28/2006 : 08:44:10
The last time I did something stupid, I stole Frank's gear.
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| TRANSMARINE |
Posted - 09/28/2006 : 08:34:50
Whatever happened with this?
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His name is Dalton. He's got a degree in philosophy.
-bRIAN |
| Malax |
Posted - 09/28/2006 : 07:06:36
I sit here typing with a broken hand - from punching a window. A suspected fractured foot - from kicking a wall. A very unusual elbow which appears to have cracked quite badly - from running into the back of someone. All happened in the space of 2 weeks.
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
*Adapted By Carolynanna* |
| fbc |
Posted - 09/28/2006 : 01:53:22
Yesterday morning.
I drove off the drive as per usual and ran over a hedgehog that had housed itself underneath the car all night.
I didn't realise the damage I'd done until after I'd called the little one to come check out Sonic. It's intestines hanging out it's arse should have been a give away but it was so early I hadn't started thinking straight. I'm evil.
Oops! |
| VoVat |
Posted - 06/01/2005 : 18:35:32
I tried to run over myself, but I missed.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
| n/a |
Posted - 06/01/2005 : 14:08:51
today I did something really stupid, posting my picture, and regreting after a few seconds!
I could be wrong
I could be right
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| Sir Rockabye |
Posted - 06/01/2005 : 14:07:13
Me? Of course not.
You run all kinds of red lights except the ones on the street.
When you run out of exits you can always count sheep. |
| kathryn |
Posted - 06/01/2005 : 14:04:29
Sir Rock! Are you trying to get me to pass out?!
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| Sir Rockabye |
Posted - 06/01/2005 : 14:02:00
I'll tell you what a good combination is, damnit. While you're at it Kathryn, I think you should do some heavy drinking before that nap. Doctor Mike knows what'll do you good. Hey, I am an expert in chemistry, right?
You run all kinds of red lights except the ones on the street.
When you run out of exits you can always count sheep. |
| darwin |
Posted - 06/01/2005 : 13:55:09
Concussions and long naps aren't a good combination. Where's nurse dayanara? |
| Sir Rockabye |
Posted - 06/01/2005 : 13:38:42
I'm sorry you hurt yourself Kathryn. I suggest a long nap. That usually heals me up pretty well.
The last stupid thing I did was sign up to take the Chemistry SATs this weekend. Boy am I fucked.
You run all kinds of red lights except the ones on the street.
When you run out of exits you can always count sheep. |
| floop |
Posted - 06/01/2005 : 13:35:15
i'd rather not say |
| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 06/01/2005 : 11:39:30
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/music/4597607.stm
It's difficult to know whether this is funny or tragic, but it's definitely stupid. How do you run over yourself?
What's a computer?
Eat Y'self Fitter! |
| The Marsist |
Posted - 06/01/2005 : 10:23:47
about a month a go i was sittin on a bed in my mates small small room.havein spent the last hour tryin to make a bong i succeded but it was shit.after usein said bong i was bet 2 quid i couldnt drink d water.being broke i took the bet went to take a drink didnt cover the hole and ended up with rancid water all over me and the floor.now it needs to be said again this was a small room.anyway i went to move my feet to clean up the mess i kicked the computer desk knockin the keyboard off the back and landin on the printer broke almost in two.oh man was my friend pissed............and i just laughed
je suis un revoultionaire |
| Carl |
Posted - 06/01/2005 : 10:23:46
Sorry to hear about your head, Kathryn. Some years ago I was running down the stairs, and I leapt up in the air and smashed my head on the sloping ceiling!
I went into the Ladies toilets in my course yesterday.
I also shaved my head with a cheapo Bic razor once, I looked like I'd been subjected to a dangerous radiation leak when I 'finished'!! |
| Surfer Rosa |
Posted - 06/01/2005 : 09:25:08
That was one mistake I did learn from.
There's also the time I dyed my hair, ran up the stairs, was so surprised by my own refection that I fell backwards down them all over again concussing myself. |
| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 06/01/2005 : 09:16:08
quote:
Originally posted by Surfer Rosa
Oh we haven't even started on mine yet Scarla O - I recently emailed a friend of mines boss a pic of me rolling in the snow naked by mistake.
Oooo!! Can you mail it to me by mistake?
Mine involved tequila, a toilet, and a perfect "10" in need of bathroom facilities.
Lets just say I didn't get her number.
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| Surfer Rosa |
Posted - 06/01/2005 : 09:08:32
Oh we haven't even started on mine yet Scarla O - I recently emailed a friend of mines boss a pic of me rolling in the snow naked by mistake. |
| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 06/01/2005 : 09:07:37
two weeks ago
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| Scarla O |
Posted - 06/01/2005 : 08:59:40
Hey we're setting a low bench-mark here - that really wasn't all that stupid.
Last month I actually managed to open a kitchen cupboard door into my face (it hurt) - somehow my
head decided to get in the way of the door's progress though technically I'm sure this shouldn't
be possible.
I'd just like to add that my head is not disproportionately large. |
| Frog in the Sand |
Posted - 06/01/2005 : 06:47:18
Seriously Kath, if I were you I'd have a head x-ray just to be sure everything's OK. Anyway, think about it if you start throwing up or having vision problems...
When will Frank find Lyle, Nick and Eric Drew again? |
| Monsieur |
Posted - 06/01/2005 : 06:21:50
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
Leaning down to get my shoes this morning, I banged my head
really hard against a sharp corner and have been bleeding and hurting ever since.
At first, it hurt so much I cried. I don't think I need stitches, but my hair's all
matted down with congealed blood and I am in pain three hours later. I have no one
to blame but my clumsy self.
When was the last time you did something stupid?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
I know people who died like that...
I will show you fear in a handful of dust |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 06/01/2005 : 06:12:21
I really felt that for you Kiki 'cos I too banged my head really hard on Saturday night, in my case it was on the ceiling of a bar I was in. I bet a sharp corner hurts a hell of a lot more though.
I guess floop WAS right!
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| Surfer Rosa |
Posted - 06/01/2005 : 06:04:14
Ooh a thread I can fill documenting my stupid behaviour.
Now - where to start....
Kathryn - that sounds really sore - ouch. |
