| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| floop |
Posted - 05/27/2005 : 20:22:13
how 'bout that Paris Hilton, eh? i bet she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose |
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| fumanbru |
Posted - 01/24/2006 : 14:57:24
very disappointing superabounder. it makes me sad that you will be getting no liquor and whores after pittsburg loses.
here’s a good clip from the man show. i think the kid may be sir rock?
http://www.killsometime.com/video/video.asp?ID=180
 "I joined the Cult of Frank/ cause I'm a real go-getter!" |
| Superabounder |
Posted - 01/23/2006 : 19:43:08
My money's on the Steelers (sorry fu). I'm gonna bet some serious jack and then blow it all on liquor and whores.
I tend to think of human beings as huge rubbery test tubes, too, with chemical reactions seething inside |
| fumanbru |
Posted - 01/23/2006 : 18:21:26
quote:
Originally posted by Broken Face
how about them STEELERS! as a pittsburgh college boy, this makes me happy. bring it on fuman.
-Brian
the steelers will be looking like a dirty sanchez once the seacocks are done with them!
quote:
Originally posted by BLT
quote:
Originally posted by fumanbru
anyone get laid this weekend?
No. Tonight's looking good, though.
good stuff BLT! sounds like the single guys had another weekend of "jackin the beanstalk"!
"I joined the Cult of Frank/ cause I'm a real go-getter!" |
| BLT |
Posted - 01/23/2006 : 10:44:36
quote:
Originally posted by fumanbru
anyone get laid this weekend?
No. Tonight's looking good, though. |
| Broken Face |
Posted - 01/23/2006 : 06:18:08
how about them STEELERS! as a pittsburgh college boy, this makes me happy. bring it on fuman.
-Brian
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| fumanbru |
Posted - 01/22/2006 : 19:53:33
how bout those SEAHAWKS!! and their fans!! unbelievable! long time coming. i've been a HAWKS fans since the days of steve largent. been a long painful road. last year when our little girl was born i had to sneak out of our hospital room to see the end of the HAWKS&RAMS game only too see a seattle receiver drop the ball in the enzone to lose the game with a few seconds left.
anyone get laid this weekend?
"I joined the Cult of Frank/ cause I'm a real go-getter!" |
| Little Black Francis |
Posted - 09/15/2005 : 09:55:04
for your taint? or your crabs?
... It was like the First time I ever tried Cheetos. |
| floop |
Posted - 09/15/2005 : 09:23:36
i think i've seen that before. not sure..
can you hand me some of that itch powder?
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| kathryn |
Posted - 09/14/2005 : 13:32:17
A question for floopie:
Can you get out there in California Cabot Bacon Cheddar cheese?
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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| kathryn |
Posted - 09/14/2005 : 13:06:49
Deal me in, darwin, and prepare to lose.
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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| darwin |
Posted - 09/14/2005 : 13:01:41
Excuse me girls.
  
Who's in? |
| kathryn |
Posted - 09/14/2005 : 12:33:22
Since you asked...
www.my-vasectomy.com
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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| Carl |
Posted - 09/14/2005 : 12:31:38
*Flushes toilet* See, VoVat? |
| VoVat |
Posted - 09/14/2005 : 12:29:49
Is getting a vasectomy really that scary? (I'm actually asking for real here, not trying to imply that anyone who thinks it's scary is a wuss or anything. Everyone knows I'm the wussiest guy on Earth anyway.)
Oh, by the way, <belch>.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
| kathryn |
Posted - 09/14/2005 : 10:35:35
The night after my best friend had his, I filled in for him at work and I called him to play "Great Balls of Fire" for him over the phone. He didn't think it was funny. Apparently, there's some stinging or something.
Carolyn, I commend you for so capably changing around the vibe of the men's locker room.Used to be, I was afraid to come in here, what with all the belching and towel-snapping. It's not so intimidating now that we can talk about vasectomies.
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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| Carolynanna |
Posted - 09/14/2005 : 10:24:47
Hehe, I did tell him that we can have all the sex when its done.
Well not right after but you know what I mean.
__________
Don't believe the hype. |
| kathryn |
Posted - 09/14/2005 : 10:17:08
The wife can say "I went thru labor, you can go thru this."
The wife can also say "You do this and you never ever have to wear a condom again."
If all else fails the wife can tell him it's outpatient surgery and he should stop being such a big baby.
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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| Carolynanna |
Posted - 09/14/2005 : 10:04:26
Question.
Hubby is very nervous and a bit scared.
He goes in for the big V tomorrow.
What can I possibly say to ease his mind?
What would you want your wife to say?
__________
Don't believe the hype. |
| floop |
Posted - 09/11/2005 : 19:08:10
quote:
Originally posted by fumanbru
how much can you bench?
450 |
| ObfuscateByWill |
Posted - 09/11/2005 : 17:49:47
I met Bo Diddley today.
Nice old guy.
*Take a bite of the chocolate coffin. |
| fumanbru |
Posted - 09/11/2005 : 17:39:34
how much can you bench?
"I joined the Cult of Frank/ cause I'm a real go-getter!" |
| Superabounder |
Posted - 09/11/2005 : 16:47:47
What a sports weekend. College ball, US Open, NFL. Nascar. The UT Ohio State game was great, then the Cowboys game was phenomenal. Roy Williams hits like a frigging freight train.
I'm gonna go pump some iron.
All of the true things I am about to tell you are shameless lies |
| fumanbru |
Posted - 09/11/2005 : 10:38:43
FUCK!! 1st play off the game- the seahawks return the kickoff for 30 yards then fumble. pathetic.
seattle is my team. ever since the days of steve largent. i have been so faithful but it has been a long and painful journey. i like to call them the seacocks.
this better not be an omen to their entire season.
GO SEACOCKS!!
someone get me a beer. actually get me a 2-4.
"I joined the Cult of Frank/ cause I'm a real go-getter!" |
| fumanbru |
Posted - 09/10/2005 : 15:44:45
thats not was i was thinking of but good for a nice chuckle nonetheless. i think thats speedy and cult on the snowmobile.
"I joined the Cult of Frank/ cause I'm a real go-getter!" |
| kathryn |
Posted - 09/10/2005 : 15:37:43
Since you asked for naked beer delivery, Fu, here you go:
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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| fumanbru |
Posted - 09/10/2005 : 15:32:04
k- that was very thoughtful of you but if you plan on stopping by please bring some beer.
what a great sports weekend. don't feel guilty at all for being so hung over. perfect excuse for lying on the couch all day. glad to see agasis won. hewitt is looking pretty good right now.
then tomorrow- non stop nfl, read old man's posts. hey, and you never know- maybe he can convince the man to stop by the locker room for a beer. if he did, it would be a bummer for the ladies since they aren't allowed in. (unless they are bringing beer or taking off their cloths.)
"I joined the Cult of Frank/ cause I'm a real go-getter!" |
| Carl |
Posted - 09/10/2005 : 13:35:30
quote:
Originally posted by floop
things i will not be doing today:
- wiping
Nose and arse?! |
| floop |
Posted - 09/10/2005 : 11:45:56
things i am likely to be doing today:
- drinking directly from the milk carton
- barbecuing large slabs of meat
- drinking (lots of) beer
- arm wrestling
things i will not be doing today:
- putting the toilet seat back down after urinating
- cleaning the bathroom
- eating tofu
- shaving
- showering
- wiping |
| WrongtimeCapsule |
Posted - 09/10/2005 : 00:42:00
he should have got the NFL channel.
*blinking lights* |
| darwin |
Posted - 09/10/2005 : 00:35:29
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
*sneaking in here to post Hunter Thompson's suicide note, which seems like something that belongs in the men's locker room.
What?? Men like suicide notes? |
| HeywoodJablome |
Posted - 09/09/2005 : 21:51:10
Kat, did he commit suicide? I was unaware of that.
"Timmy, do you like movies about Gladiators?" |
| Little Black Francis |
Posted - 09/09/2005 : 19:56:20
Didn't come up here to read. Came up here to hit.
Hank Aaron
... It was like the First time I ever tried Cheetos. |
| kathryn |
Posted - 09/09/2005 : 19:30:14
*sneaking in here to post Hunter Thompson's suicide note, which seems like something that belongs in the men's locker room. skedaddling out now before the testosterone gets to me*
Football Season Is Over
No More Games. No More Bombs. No More Walking. No More Fun. No More Swimming. 67. That is 17 years past 50. 17 more than I needed or wanted. Boring. I am always bitchy. No Fun - for anybody. 67. You are getting Greedy. Act your old age. Relax - This won't hurt.
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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| darwin |
Posted - 09/09/2005 : 15:23:01
quote:
Originally posted by floop
quote:
Originally posted by fumanbru
so what's everyone doing tonight?
i'm still not sure yet, but whatever i do i hope it involves headbutting.
here are some things i know i WON'T be doing toinght:
- changing diapers
- watching YA YA SISTERHOOD
- being sober
how bout you married guys? BLT? darwin?
I have a very manly evening scheduled:
1) coach 8 year old girls in soccer
2) have dinner with the parents of my daughter's friend
3) watch the Red Sox play the Yankees
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| fumanbru |
Posted - 09/09/2005 : 15:06:00
quote:
Originally posted by floop
so, are there going to be any hot chicks at this wedding or what?
Does your mom like the Dirty Sanchez?
yes, there are going to be so many not chicks there tonight! it's gonna be out of control! you should have seen at the wedding social. bone machine requests all night long! a wedding social you ask? it's crazy. it's a pre wedding fundraiser that the wedding party organizes and is very popular in manitoba. they rent you a hall, sell tickets to everyone they know ($10/ticket), sell copious amounts of alcohol, get people to donate prizes and then these are raffled off. one insanely huge party and all the profits go to the upcoming bride and groom.
well, the mrs is calling me to get out of the locker room. time to go. i'll save you guys the trouble......
P-whipped!
"I joined the Cult of Frank/ cause I'm a real go-getter!" |
