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| Kirk |
Posted - 05/22/2005 : 16:29:48
What the heck is Happy Slapping?
I keep on hearing that term.
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 05/23/2005 : 09:32:48
Doesn't it have a higher crime rate per caipta than the US now?
I guess floop WAS right!
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| Newo |
Posted - 05/23/2005 : 08:21:36
""So I'm over there in England, you know, trying to get news about the riots... and all these Brit people are trying to sympathize with me... 'Oh Bill, crime is horrible. Bill, if it's any conselation crime is horrible here, too.' ...Shutup. This is Hobbitown and I am Bilbo Hicks, Okay? This is a land of fairies and elves. You do not have crime like we have crime, but I appreciate you trying to be you know, Diplomatic. You gotta see English crime. It's hilarious, you don't know if you're reading the front page or the comic section over there. I swear to God. I read an article front page of the paper one day, in England, 'Yesterday, some Hooligans knocked over a dustbin in Shafsbry.' ...Wooooo. 'The hooligans are loose! The hooligans are loose! ...What if they become roughians? I would hate to be a dustbin in Shafsbry tonight. (to the tune of "Behind Blue Eyes" by The Who) No one knows what it's like... to be a dustbin... in Shafsbry... with hooligans...' What the HELL are you talkin' about? Hooligans? Roughians? Speak English! It's Crypt, Blood. I mean, I'm sure it's a serious thing, Hooligans, but it just sounds stupid, doesn't it? I picture a bunch of pale guys with pennyloafers and no socks. (to a tune) 'We're the hooligans!' (Sound of knocking dustbin over) 'Come here, you fuckers, come here.' 'Nope! Got-to catch us! If you corner me I might become a scalliwag!' ...It doesn't sound scary at all, does it? They have proper crime there. I'd love to put the hooligans up against the Bloods in LA... that would be a short gang battle. (To a tune, again) 'We're the hooligans!' (sound of dustbin knocking over)-- (boom boom boom *gunshots*). '...huh? Hoola-somethin', I didn't catch it all. Mothafucka danced up to me and patted me on the head. Pale mothafucka, look at that thing.' It wouldn't be a long gang battle. I'm bettin' on the Bloods.""
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 05/23/2005 : 08:17:02
Sadly no geertos.
I guess floop WAS right!
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| geertos |
Posted - 05/23/2005 : 03:24:32
I was hoping it would be something like this
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| ElevatorLady |
Posted - 05/23/2005 : 00:35:53
Hope you don't mind Homers.
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Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
Our youth enjoys hanging around in gangs and slapping passers by, usually filming it on their mobile phones. It's called Happy Slapping and it's gotten serious enough, apparantly, to warrant a news program being dedicated to it.
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