| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| Monsieur |
Posted - 05/13/2005 : 00:59:48
I would consider vampires as more aristocratic creatures representing the noble men. The vampire has elegance, power, sex :
http://www.necronomi.com/projects/darkdesire/Vampire-image2.gif
Zombies are stupid, unaware of their condition, hungry and therefore dangerous masses. They represent the people.
So, zombies vs vampires represents the struggle between classes.
As I said before somewhere in this forum, Marx got it right.
I will show you fear in a handful of dust |
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| VoVat |
Posted - 05/18/2005 : 17:23:36
Human hearts are actually the tastiest. They're also where all the courage is stored.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
| Carl |
Posted - 05/16/2005 : 20:05:42
I much prefare crunching bones! |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 05/16/2005 : 11:26:37
You tried both?
I guess floop WAS right!
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| VoVat |
Posted - 05/16/2005 : 09:55:48
Eating brains is cooler than drinking blood. I can tell you that much.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
| Kirk |
Posted - 05/16/2005 : 07:46:35
Hey, be nice to Zombies!!
They just have a severe case of A.D.D.
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 rock over london, rock on chicago
Why the Hell would you use the color 'beige' for your text? |
| Monsieur |
Posted - 05/16/2005 : 07:36:04
quote:
Originally posted by starmekitten
zombies are far superior, they have the advantage of the masses without any sense of ego, pure killing machines, vampires think too hard and the usual methods of termination for a vampire don't apply to zombies, I guess if a vampire is quick it could rip a few heads off but it's still be overwhelmed pretty soon.
Zombies are excellent.
Besides, I can't respect the vampire because they are massive clichés, blatant horror values big teeth reminiscent of predetor prey situations, drinking blood (and no one likes to see blood outside of themselves) zombies are scarier because they are actually real, I recommend trains at 7.30 in the morning packed with people going to their city jobs if you don't believe me. Hang outside any school go into any gap or McDonalds and there is your zombies.
I'm going to go watch zombie flesh eaters now, getting all zombie nostalgic.
Maybe dawn of the dead
 I joined the cult of Tape/ Because you can't rewind CD with a biro
I agree with every single point of your post.
I will show you fear in a handful of dust |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 05/16/2005 : 07:14:42
Zombies are not organised Monsieur. They have no clue how to organise.
Vampires can turn into bats and fly away so how would the zombies overwhelm them? Vampires would just pick them off from the skies. The zombies wouldn't know how to kill the vampires either.
Like I said, the vampires would win easily. Stop kidding yourselves.
I guess floop WAS right!
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| starmekitten |
Posted - 05/16/2005 : 04:50:27
zombies are far superior, they have the advantage of the masses without any sense of ego, pure killing machines, vampires think too hard and the usual methods of termination for a vampire don't apply to zombies, I guess if a vampire is quick it could rip a few heads off but it's still be overwhelmed pretty soon.
Zombies are excellent.
Besides, I can't respect the vampire because they are massive clichés, blatant horror values big teeth reminiscent of predetor prey situations, drinking blood (and no one likes to see blood outside of themselves) zombies are scarier because they are actually real, I recommend trains at 7.30 in the morning packed with people going to their city jobs if you don't believe me. Hang outside any school go into any gap or McDonalds and there is your zombies.
I'm going to go watch zombie flesh eaters now, getting all zombie nostalgic.
Maybe dawn of the dead
I joined the cult of Tape/ Because you can't rewind CD with a biro |
| 50 Pence |
Posted - 05/16/2005 : 04:11:13
Zombus' are just shuffling monstrosities, they would be owned by the vampires agility, strength, skill and cunning.
Blats |
| zub_the_goat |
Posted - 05/16/2005 : 03:41:35
what if a zombie bit a vampire and infected it-would you get some sort of zombie vampire half breed? that id like to see. |
| Monsieur |
Posted - 05/16/2005 : 02:40:16
I don't think the werewolves would win, because they are not organized. The zombies are organized, and vampires' mental powers would have no influence on them because they are totally dumb.
Although I truly hate zombies, I think they would win.
I will show you fear in a handful of dust |
| VoVat |
Posted - 05/14/2005 : 08:38:53
Werewolves would probably kick all of their asses, though.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 05/13/2005 : 11:19:10
quote:
Originally posted by vilainde
I downloaded the Zombies' Odessey & Oracles recently and it's fucking awesome. So my vote goes to the zombies.
Denis
I know the god of rock n roll / Yeah I sold him my soul!
This isn't about who you prefer, it's about who would win. It's obviously Vampires.
I guess floop WAS right!
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| Monsieur |
Posted - 05/13/2005 : 09:46:46
quote:
Originally posted by apl4eris
quote:
Originally posted by Monsieur
No apl, actually the French are pre-zombies vietnamese colonies
I will show you fear in a handful of dust
Are you going through merger & acquisition hell right now?
How's about a little inside scoop?
I'll keep it on the down-low.
Actually, I've slept about 10 hours this week. That's not much, is it?
Thank you for that cute little animal, although I like bigger ones (like foxes)
I will show you fear in a handful of dust |
| apl4eris |
Posted - 05/13/2005 : 09:42:04
quote:
Originally posted by Monsieur
No apl, actually the French are pre-zombies vietnamese colonies
I will show you fear in a handful of dust
Are you going through merger & acquisition hell right now?
How's about a little inside scoop?
I'll keep it on the down-low.
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| Monsieur |
Posted - 05/13/2005 : 09:36:24
No apl, actually the French are pre-zombies vietnamese colonies
I will show you fear in a handful of dust |
| apl4eris |
Posted - 05/13/2005 : 09:29:49
quote:
Originally posted by floop
so vampires are like the Vietnamese then zombies are supposed to represent the French?
I guess floop WAS right!
Close.
Vampires are the pre-French colonial Vietnamese.
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| PixieSteve |
Posted - 05/13/2005 : 09:29:44
i think vampies are better never really felt anything for zombies
 Oh let it linger |
| floop |
Posted - 05/13/2005 : 09:23:24
so vampires are like the Vietnamese and zombies are supposed to represent the French?
I guess floop WAS right!
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| Monsieur |
Posted - 05/13/2005 : 08:47:56
quote:
Originally posted by hWolsky
Hé , le gothique! Tu mets des slips à jabots??
We are the Robots. Tuc tuc tuc tuc.
c'est ta mère qui en met...
I will show you fear in a handful of dust |
| Carolynanna |
Posted - 05/13/2005 : 08:08:27
And I thought monsieur was going to go on about somehow it representing the french and the americans...;)
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This is the war and not the warning. |
| vilainde |
Posted - 05/13/2005 : 08:03:50
I downloaded the Zombies' Odessey & Oracles recently and it's fucking awesome. So my vote goes to the zombies.
Denis
I know the god of rock n roll / Yeah I sold him my soul! |
| hWolsky |
Posted - 05/13/2005 : 07:52:38
Hé , le gothique! Tu mets des slips à jabots??
We are the Robots. Tuc tuc tuc tuc. |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 05/13/2005 : 06:44:06
She shoots, she scores!
I guess floop WAS right!
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| starmekitten |
Posted - 05/13/2005 : 06:42:43
"Vamire" tut tut tut
 Go and tell the king that the sky is falling in |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 05/13/2005 : 06:41:54
No contest, Vampires would win for sure.
I guess floop WAS right!
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| jediroller |
Posted - 05/13/2005 : 01:45:18
Poor Le Fanu didn't deserve that.
Clara Bow had a Bronx honk |
