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| starmekitten |
Posted - 05/06/2005 : 16:11:17
do you think? fucking eeevil
tell me thats not evil in face paint and I will laugh at you
give me horror, I give you clowns
 meeting people is easy |
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| starmekitten |
Posted - 05/10/2005 : 07:34:20
quote:
Originally posted by the_black_rider
Good for a laugh, check out www.stopclownpornnow.org
 ...everything is new...
"Clowns in pornography are rebelling in attempts to escape their sad, sad, sad existences. Since 1990, clowns have killed at least 46 people and injured many more. In 1994, a clown killed her co-star and injured 12 spectators before being gunned down by almost 100 cream pies while running terrified through downtown Honolulu. Although thousands were amused as the scantily-clad clown cavorted through the streets, the tragedy of this incident cannot be denied."
good heavens
 I imagine you kind of hopping up and down like an angry badger |
| Newo |
Posted - 05/10/2005 : 05:17:46
Krusty or no, iīm not coming back into this thread if I see Floop is last to post.
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"Here love," brakes on a high squeak, "itīs not backstage at the old Windmill or something, you know." |
| kathryn |
Posted - 05/09/2005 : 17:46:25
The very premise of this thread is moot. Why?
Three words, people:
Crusty The Clown.
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| floop |
Posted - 05/09/2005 : 17:43:34
quote:
Originally posted by zub_the_goat
the thing is loads of people seem to have been scared by clowns as kids, but then the first thing they think of when organising a party for their kid is 'why don't we get a clown, everyone loves clowns' so they get to traumatise their kid too who will do it to their kid, the clowns hav mind control powers i tell you!
I wish i had a wooden heart that i could set on fire...
my sister never gets clowns. they always get those big bouncy things you go in, which rules |
| VoVat |
Posted - 05/09/2005 : 17:40:53
It's a vicious cycle.
Maybe the clowning industry has some of mind control going on. I wouldn't be too surprised.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
| zub_the_goat |
Posted - 05/09/2005 : 04:53:52
the thing is loads of people seem to have been scared by clowns as kids, but then the first thing they think of when organising a party for their kid is 'why don't we get a clown, everyone loves clowns' so they get to traumatise their kid too who will do it to their kid, the clowns hav mind control powers i tell you!
I wish i had a wooden heart that i could set on fire... |
| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 05/09/2005 : 03:52:22
quote:
Originally posted by starmekitten
grown people who
make a living out of it? I want to slap them up the side of their
heads and tell them to have a look in the bloody mirror! fools!
Good point, very good point. I always wonder if perhaps clowns all have some sort of fucked up mental issues holding on to their childhood etc. i dont know.
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| starmekitten |
Posted - 05/08/2005 : 23:17:18
fuck-a-duck thats nasty
I imagine you kind of hopping up and down like an angry badger |
| floop |
Posted - 05/08/2005 : 23:03:30
what little kid wouldn't want a cute clown doll for their birthday?
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| darwin |
Posted - 05/07/2005 : 23:46:29
7. I will appear in as many clown shows as I possibly can.
What's up with that? Smells like a plan to spread the gospel of clown around the world. |
| Carl |
Posted - 05/07/2005 : 21:27:15
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| the_black_rider |
Posted - 05/07/2005 : 11:55:53
Good for a laugh, check out www.stopclownpornnow.org
...everything is new... |
| VoVat |
Posted - 05/07/2005 : 11:44:58
Can't sleep...Clown'll eat me...
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
| Erebus |
Posted - 05/07/2005 : 11:32:19
quote:
Originally posted by floop
"cuddle with me tre, pleeeeease"
now, this is art. |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 05/07/2005 : 08:28:05
it's more like disgust, pennywise is a freak but grown people who
make a living out of it? I want to slap them up the side of their
heads and tell them to have a look in the bloody mirror! fools!
meeting people is easy |
| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 05/07/2005 : 08:23:27
sure you are not repressing a hidden phobia there Tre? 
anyway, just found the clown commandments again. quite amusing.
quote:
1. I will keep my acts, performance and behavior in good taste while I am in costume and make up. I will remember, at all times that I have been accepted as a member of the clown club only to provide others, principally children, with clean clown comedy entertainment. I will remember that a good clown entertains others by making fun of him or herself and not at the expense or embarrassment of others.
2. I will learn to apply my make up in a professional manner. I will provide my own costume. I will carry out my appearance and assignment for the entertainment of others and not for personal gain or personal publicity when performing for either the International club or alley events. I will always try to remain anonymous while in make up and costume as a clown, though there may be circumstances when it is not reasonably possible to do so.
3. I will not drink any alcoholic beverages prior to any clown appearances. I will abstain from drinking alcoholic beverage while in make up and costume. I will conduct myself as a gentleman/lady, neither molesting nor interfering with other acts, events, spectators, or individuals.
4. I will remove make up and change into street clothes as soon as possible following my appearance, so that I cannot be associated with any incident, which may be detrimental to the good name of clowning. I will conduct myself as a gentleman/lady at all times.
5. While appearing, in make up and costume, I will carry out the directives of the Producer or his designated deputies. I will abide by all performance rules without complaint in public.
6. I will do my very best to maintain the best clown standards of make up, costuming, properties, and comedy.
7. I will appear in as many clown shows as I possibly can.
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| starmekitten |
Posted - 05/07/2005 : 08:19:44
I'm not scared of them, they're fucking evil,
and I already mentioned that bastard pennywise
the freaky fucking bastard
meeting people is easy |
| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 05/07/2005 : 08:16:46
No, I dont think they are funny, but I think they are depressing. Im far from scared of them ( I just spent most of my time since septemeber to march researching and filming my poor friend dressed as a clown).
I got some audience feedback after screening my project, and it was interesting. The piece was split in to three sections - showing a clown in different genres. People that associated nice happy circus type clowns were really disturbed by the horror section - those that were afraid of clowns were made to feel uneasy by the melodrama piece (clwon being depressed, drinking, smoking...difficult to explain) .
It was funny watching the reactions.
I found most peopel who have Copulrophobia associate - very strongly - clowns to the film IT - an interesting comment on how the media is integrated in to our life.
Can I ask - those of you who think you are afraid of clowns where you think this fear stems from?
I find the costumes and face paints really....sad. Clown costumes tend to exaggerate the facial features and some body parts, such as hands and feet. so this can be read as monstrous or deformed as easily as it can be read as comical. But theres just something really really depressing, and sad and dark about clowns.
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| Carl |
Posted - 05/07/2005 : 08:07:08
I think I probably HAVE coulrophobia! Clowns ar'nt funny, and they're dead creepy(except for Krusty, but expecially Ronald!!) Yeah, the clown smiley, good spot GypsyDeath. I'm gonna change my name to ClownDeath!! |
| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 05/07/2005 : 08:00:27
I just made a film and did a huge research project on clowns - and the different ways they are percieved by people.
Very interesting, - Coulrophobia (phobia of clowns). Theres a whole site dedicated to it - which is fascinating www.ihateclowns.com. Theres a forum on there and stuff.
Theres also clown porn...which is odd, to say the least, but funnier than that, there is an anti clown porn website www.stopclownpornnow.com. Apprently it exploits clowns. the clown commandments are what i found quite interesting - i didnt even think they would have things like that.
You should look at some of Bruce Naumans work, such as Clown Torture. Its brilliant stuff.
I cant believe no on has used this smiley yet - 
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| Carl |
Posted - 05/07/2005 : 07:13:38
 Except for the aforementioned Hershcel Krustofski, the worlds' best clown!
(there's a Killer Klowns pic in fbc's link, but I had to mention 'em!!)
Of course Ronald is the REAL monster!
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 05/07/2005 : 07:02:01
All clowns are cunts!
I joined the secret forum, and all I got was this lousy secret
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| Newo |
Posted - 05/07/2005 : 03:13:39
I heard the professions with the highest proportion of Masons are lawyers and clowns.
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| floop |
Posted - 05/06/2005 : 18:39:56
what, these dolls?
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| starmekitten |
Posted - 05/06/2005 : 17:08:31
floop those dolls are horrible horrible things. You'll pay for this.
Oh yes.
Madame MK, I don't know, it was pennywise the clown and a porcelain doll clown I had as a kid that sealed the hate of them in my heart.
meeting people is easy |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 05/06/2005 : 17:01:23
"ouchy the clown"
meeting people is easy |
| floop |
Posted - 05/06/2005 : 16:45:14
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| fbc |
Posted - 05/06/2005 : 16:33:46
i think
but Krusty ain't so bad
http://hometown.aol.com/gjl3photo/Clowns-Evil.htm |
| shineoftheever |
Posted - 05/06/2005 : 16:30:24
aunt floop is leading the way. ;) |
| n/a |
Posted - 05/06/2005 : 16:27:27
Shine, a lot of persons are needing professional help here
Some times I cry for the sane |
| mosleyk |
Posted - 05/06/2005 : 16:26:39
This is interesting. I don't have a problem with clowns, and never thought of them as evil, but I have heard lots of people say they are. Do you think it all got started with John Wayne Gacy killings? |
| floop |
Posted - 05/06/2005 : 16:25:49
http://www.ridiculopathy.com/news_detail.php?id=1171 |
| shineoftheever |
Posted - 05/06/2005 : 16:25:18
quote:
Originally posted by floop
quote:
Originally posted by shineoftheever
whoeever the fuck made that needs some professional help.
my aunt makes those. easy!
i didn't say they were hard to make i just said the person needs some professional help. |
| PixieSteve |
Posted - 05/06/2005 : 16:24:42
came up in a clown search, so fuck it.
 Oh let it linger |
| Little Black Francis |
Posted - 05/06/2005 : 16:24:26
they're whores too =)
 ... guitar god potion |
