| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 04/28/2005 : 01:28:22
In my dream last night I was organising my wedding, I lived in a small village and was having a wedding on the green in the centre of the village, it was all arranged and it was a sunny day. There had been reports on the radio for a while about an uprising and revolution in the country but it hadn't hit the villages and we never thought it would. As soon as the I do's were said a battered man on a motorcycle drove onto the green and crashed his bike into the pagoda that had been erected for the occasion. Upon questioning the man confessed he had come from another village some miles away to warn us and to escape what was happening there. Many rough men and wild haggard women had descended on his village and were stealing and breaking, raping and beating, causing mass violence and this guy had just escaped. There were two main routes into the village so blockades were set up but as this gang of bad characters approached it was decided that the people would be better off hiding until they had gone through, we drew straws as to who would distract them and I drew the short straw along with the local doctor. We strapped out hands together and ran into the woods to the right hand side of the blockade screaming and crashing and making noise while the rest of the village crept into the left hand side of the woods to hide. The miscreants were less interested in the noises from the woods as they were in getting through the blockade to see what they could get from the village. They sent two people into the woods, a weasly looking man with greasy hair and a wild woman with long blonde hair who had obviously been beaten and obviously lost her mind. After a chase they caught up with us, the doctor tried to keep the weasel boy at bay whilst I grappled with the girl, I had a stout branch I was trying to hit her with but she kept coming at me clutching a butter knife, I managed to knock it out of her hands and grabbed it off the floor, she screamed and ran at me and I stabbed her in the side with it, she fell to her knees bleeding and looked at me with such hate before she lost consciousness. The doctor and the weasel were still grappling so I picked up a big rock and caved the weasels skull in. The doctor looked horrified and I very wearily just sat down between the blood and the bodies cursing the way I had to spend my wedding night.
what did you dream last night?
(floop - keep it clean lad)
 when there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth |
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| VoVat |
Posted - 03/17/2006 : 20:31:18
I was at home at taking a shower when I remembered that I said I would go to my girlfriend's house that night. I was trying to find a place for my wet towel when some people came to the door. I thought at first that my mom was there, but it turned out to be my sister with a man and a woman, apparently from some organization that was going to check out the house. I took an immediate dislike to the woman, so I followed her up to the bathroom where I had just bathed, and started cursing her out, and then physically attacking her. I'm not sure why, but I always have dreams where I get really mad at someone, usually for a minor reason, and they stay annoyingly calm throughout the whole thing.
I also remember an earlier part of the same dream, where I was sitting in my living room and discussing a new chess set with some girl who happened to be there. I know there was more to the dream as well, but I can't remember any more of it.
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares." |
| Carl |
Posted - 03/17/2006 : 08:09:57
I can't even begin to describe my dreams. Honestly. They're just too weird...
 pas de dutchie! |
| kfs |
Posted - 03/17/2006 : 08:08:12
Last nite I dreamed that I was holding a can of tuna and when I
looked at the ingredient listing the first item was HORSE MEAT!
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| VoVat |
Posted - 03/03/2006 : 13:03:56
A dream I had last night involved a combination of going back to school and not completing any of my assignments on time, and some weird conspiracy theory that people in my class were investigating. I think Link and Zelda were involved in the investigations at one point, but eventually Link no longer was. They also stopped involving me, and I felt left out. I believe the people who were investigating kept deciding they couldn't trust certain others, but I didn't do anything untrustworthy. In some ways, I guess it was the story of my life. There was something in it about weird things in my mailbox (which, in the dream, was the old mailbox that hung by the side of our front door, which we no longer have).
Also last night, I had a dream where some spaceship fell out of the sky twice in a row right in front of me, destroying other things in the process. I think it was on a fairground, and the ship looked like a carnival ride, but it was supposed to actually fly into space. After that, I was with a bunch of other people watching a video about how we shouldn't trust Japanese products. I guess the point was that the Japanese purposely built a shoddy spaceship, but I didn't believe it, and thought it was just nationalistic propaganda.
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares." |
| cassandra is |
Posted - 02/28/2006 : 05:46:47
I had a dream last night about Mike Patton (nothing sexual), but I can't remember the details... it was strange: it's all I'm sure of.
pas de bras pas de chocolat |
| VoVat |
Posted - 02/26/2006 : 10:31:56
I had a dream a few nights ago involving children's birthday parties, rest stops, and Laura Cantrell playing a concert in my living room. There was also some inside joke that I didn't get, and everyone was laughing at me because of it.
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares." |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 02/25/2006 : 03:48:07
I was going to post my gorilla dream but it seems oddly inadequate compared to decapitation |
| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 02/24/2006 : 01:53:41
I normally can't remember dreams which makes me feel occasionally inadequate, but I remember two from last night, possibly because I woke during each of them.
Firstly I was engaged in a fairly lengthy conversation via either email or MSN (not sure) with a friend's flatmate, possibly fairly flirtatious which is a sure sign of it being a dream rather than reality.
The second one I was Dirty Harry and had to break up some sort of Japanese criminal gang. With a sword. I was down and out at one stage, but managed to wrestle the gang leader to shoot a passing magpie (not the pretty red one, the uglier one) and in so doing, brought sorrow upon himself and all his criminal efforts - it was a happy ending. The latter part of the dream was myself (as Harry) trying to stop him shooting another magpie (for Joy). It ended with me cutting off his head from about the lower lip upwards, with a really sharp short sword.
Curious.
 I have joined the Cult Of Frank/And I have dearly paid |
| PixieSteve |
Posted - 02/10/2006 : 04:44:19
here's a fucked up dream i had the other day.
i was lying on my bed when some of the people i live with barged into my room and started carrying off everything in my room, claiming that if i wasn't using any of this stuff at the time i should be sharing it with them. including my dirty laundry... i was so confused and angry about it this.. i went into the kitchen where it was all being carried to and grabbed one of my 'dirty' boxers, went up to one of the girls and asked "so you want to borrow this!?" "well, if you're not using them right now..."
i slapped her in the face with my boxers out of disgust. then she started crying, and so did i, and then i went to hug her and she was wearing underwear only, then i don't remember so clearly..
Your mum |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 02/10/2006 : 04:20:53
Last night I dreamt I had to go back to my home town because I was a race car driver and a big race was happening there. I decided to go for a walk about the area I grew up in and see some of the folks I hadn't seen for a while. It was a sunny day and quite a few were say outside their houses making food. One guy I know (sweet bloke - pixies fan) and his wife were sat on the front door step with a long metal trough with a fire underneath it cooking sausage and red cabbage casserole. I talked to them for a while before heading back to race digs to get some sleep before the big race, but I couldn't sleep because another (female) driver kept trying to get into my bed. The day of the race and for some reason my brothers and the ones fiance were in the safety car leading us round the track first. It was the first time I'd seen the track (it was the first time any of us had) and the bends were really tight, I was convinced I was going to fly off the edge of one and it was a long drop down. I had all my savings riding on this race, I had to win and I did, although it was very tense and I almost lost control of the car at one point. At the end I went to get my trophy (which was for some reason the top of an iron fence) but couldn't celebrate because a friend of mine was sat looking very sad. I couldn't cheer them up and the people giving prizes were getting pissed off because I wasn't paying attention to them. I ended up giving back my trophy just so I could sit next to my sad friend and give them a hug.
I wouldn't be too jealous of them vovat, it can be very weird waking up from these things and a lot of them aren't very nice. |
| VoVat |
Posted - 02/09/2006 : 13:15:44
I have to say I'm jealous of Tre's dreams. Well, aside from the one about her mom dying. I hate dreams like that.
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares." |
| Newo |
Posted - 02/09/2006 : 11:31:20
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starmekitten
~ Abstract Brain ~
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Maybe it's an over-active imagination thing?
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You're not too big to go over my knee young man!
Might hold you to that. Careful what you wish for.
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Buy your best friend flowers. Buy your lover a beer. Covet thy father. Covet thy neighbour's father. Honour thy lover's beer. Covet thy neighbour's father's wife's sister. Take her to bingo night. |
| pixiestu |
Posted - 02/09/2006 : 09:30:26
Last night I had a dream that my father died in the living room, then for some reason I was on a crowded train that crashed, can't remember any details but it all seemed quite real. I was very glad to wake up.
"The arc of triumph" |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 02/09/2006 : 07:37:34
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Originally posted by Carl
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according to wiki dreams have been associated with R.E.M....
"Dreams they complicate my life."
I don't sleep I dream....uh |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 02/09/2006 : 07:36:21
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Originally posted by Newo
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starmekitten Posted - 02/09/2006 : 04:37:26
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Maybe it's an over-active imagination thing?
Or you´re not using it enough when you´re awake 
You're not too big to go over my knee young man! |
| Carl |
Posted - 02/09/2006 : 06:46:09
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Originally posted by tisasawath
according to wiki dreams have been associated with R.E.M....
"Dreams they complicate my life."
pas de dutchie! |
| Cult_Of_Frank |
Posted - 02/09/2006 : 06:19:30
Heh, I like that argument for my own benefit.
I only seem to dream when something is really on my mind at some point in the few hours before I go to bed and/or I'm not dead to the world already. I can't remember the last dream I had. Or remember (some people say you dream every night but don't necessarily remember).
 "If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate." |
| Newo |
Posted - 02/09/2006 : 05:24:59
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Maybe it's an over-active imagination thing?
Or you´re not using it enough when you´re awake
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Buy your best friend flowers. Buy your lover a beer. Covet thy father. Covet thy neighbour's father. Honour thy lover's beer. Covet thy neighbour's father's wife's sister. Take her to bingo night. |
| tisasawath |
Posted - 02/09/2006 : 05:23:56
according to wiki dreams have been associated with R.E.M....
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AAAAWWWWWRRRIIGGHHTTTTT !! ! |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 02/09/2006 : 04:37:26
Although being quite serious, I could easily post here every day because I dream every night and remember my dreams well. Last night I had been banished to some freaky land with no hope of escape when a big blue blobby space ship called betsy came and rescued everyone else but me and I was pretty pissed off. There was another dream (I woke up in the middle of) where my computer monitor had become possesed and was flashing obscene messages and bouncing around the floor. The night before I dreamed my mother died the night before that I had the time travel one.
Maybe it's an over-active imagination thing? |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 02/09/2006 : 04:30:04
I think it's because I'm smarter than everyone else |
| Cult_Of_Frank |
Posted - 02/08/2006 : 12:32:14
Seems to be some people that dream a lot more than others, I wonder why. Or, at least, remember more than others...
"If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate." |
| VoVat |
Posted - 02/08/2006 : 11:49:48
I had a dream on Sunday night that involved a display of puppies outside some mansion, fireworks being set off indoors, the Three Little Pigs, and learning about automobile assembly at what was supposed to be my library job. Talk about a hodge-podge of material!
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares." |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 02/06/2006 : 03:54:43
Last night I dreamed of time travel and how the bad people were fucking around with history and I had to go try to remedy what was going on. The first signs were ancient gemstone pebbles that had shadows of electricity pylons burned into them and other stones that had a strucure they shouldn't have (but were beautiful stones) and when I travelled back I found a huge glass structure full of water which had been built to be used as a sacrificial drowning chamber and in ancient egypt some muppet had built terraced houses powered by a massive generator which I tried to blow up. |
| VoVat |
Posted - 02/03/2006 : 11:48:13
"For authentic refreshment, eat Clark bars. And for totally outrageous class rings, it's Josten's. Go, Josten's!"
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares." |
| switchy |
Posted - 01/30/2006 : 10:23:10
i just had a dream before i woke up this morning that Frank went on a tour called the "Kiss My Ring tour" and it was sponsored by Jostens.. you know, the people who make class rings. seriously. i thought it was pretty funny. thank god for this topic so i had a relevant place to share it with you all. |
| VoVat |
Posted - 01/27/2006 : 10:07:05
Did you use the onions to distract the spiders, and then poison them with the knives while they were otherwise occupied?
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares." |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 01/26/2006 : 03:53:43
last nights dreams had giant spiders, magic suits of armours, glass knives filled with poison and a little bike car with onions on the back. Brilliant. |
| VoVat |
Posted - 01/25/2006 : 15:15:33
I somehow ended up driving two girls I didn't know to a party or something. They were bringing a whole turkey that wasn't wrapped up or anything, so I put a towel on top of the seat and put the turkey on it. The house where they were going was near my first home, and had a really long house number. At the end of the block was a house with "NOON" as its number.
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares." |
| danjersey |
Posted - 01/23/2006 : 21:14:48
seven floors up in a hotel room that was mine a small party was under way. a good looking group of goers was gathered around the one window that did'nt have a safety lock on it. down on the street the same bunch of happy faces howled up to there friends making the distance or height seem playfully short. anoyed with the gap i lept out the window enjoying the of splash down on the street. |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 01/23/2006 : 10:55:25
There was snow which was weird becasue there wasn't supposed to be, we were in the dip of a valley and all our stuff was everywhere and we knew we had to get to the top because there was no snow there, the only way up was a sloped path that was half snow and half stairs. The stairs were made of ice and not safe to walk up so I followeed this guy up as he dragged half the stuff on a sled. My job was to catch whatever slipped form the sled. Half way up looters tried to steal the stuff at the bottom of the valley so I shouted at them, they didn't pay attention at first so I thought about sliding down the steps tp chase them off but the sled guy shouted at me to follow him so I did.
At the top of the valley were cabins and people we excpected to see. Night started to come so we went to a cabin and when it was dark went out to look at the sky which was all black because it wasn't sky it was like a giant black dome. There was a big square tear in the 'sky' through which we could see the stars and the northern lights. |
| VoVat |
Posted - 01/20/2006 : 17:03:56
Years ago, I had a dream that I had a second set of teeth lodged in my gums. It was very disturbing.
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares." |
| fbc |
Posted - 01/20/2006 : 02:54:11
Well that sure beats mine.
Just the usual teeth falling out thing.
I remember feeling one wobbly tooth. It just pushed right out of it's hole.
Then the others started to wobble until they all came out with a flick of the tongue.
Oh, it was so real. |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 01/20/2006 : 02:41:52
I dreamed my cute doctor gave me ketamine because I asked and so freaked out on this drug I took my pregnant (non existent) friend on a motorcycle ride up the street I grew up on with the speed cranked up. This spooked her out so bad she went into labour so I took her to the hospital where my dad worked and by the time we got there the baby was half out. My dad asked me why I looked odd and I told him my cute doctor had given me a prescription for ketamine, my dad laughed and said I should go to some town that doesn't exist because lots of people I know are there. so I took a train to this town and went to the central bank - not a money bank it was a computer bank and sure enough there was some people I knew. I was going to use a computer next to a guy called Dexter (not his real name - he went to my school and college and picked up the name dexter because he looked like a dexter - odd odd boy) but it was broken so I ended up on a sort of breakfast bar talking to sion and Bob (welsh people) who told me they'd moved here and were very short on money and were having to sometimes sleep rough and sometimes take odd days working on the boats. They pointed up to the top of the hill and there was a castle that had a continual stream of ships making and taking deliveries. I wasn't that interested in what they had to say as we don't talk anymore so I decided to go find my cute doctor friend back at the university (it was back at but I don't know why). there was a lot of doctors in the room though so I couldn't talk to him, I had to walk through the room to another coridoor to make it look less obvious.
Then I woke up! |
| Carolynanna |
Posted - 01/19/2006 : 09:08:44
Last night I had a dream where my brother was leaving somewhere and asked me to take care of his 2 tarantulas. One was old and black and the other one was bright yellow. He gave them to me in ziplock bags, and although I thought that was odd, I didn't say anything. I went to feed them crickets a couple days later and the old black one was dead, it had suffocated in the bag. When I went to feed the bright yellow one and opened the bag, it jumped out and on me real quick. I was frozen in panic. And it scurried off of me and under the bed. I tried to scoop it up futiley and it got away. I spent the rest of my dream freaking out and uneasy, always wondering where it was, and was I going to step on it by accident etc.
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Don't believe the hype. |
