| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| kathryn |
Posted - 04/25/2005 : 13:35:16
Round 1
1. Do you like your handwriting?
2. Were you named after anyone?
3. What's on your mouse pad?
4. What was your favorite toy as a child?
5. What are your nicknames?
6. What is your most embarrassing CD?
7. What is your least favorite thing about yourself?
8. Do you trust others easily?
9. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off
or just kick them off?
10. Shoe size?
11. When did you last cry?
12. What's the furthest you've been from home?
Round 2
1. What is your middle name?
2. What was your favorite TV show when you were a little kid?
3. How do you release anger?
4. What is the last movie you watched?
5. What is your biggest sexual turn-off?
6. Would you prefer to be buried or cremated?
7. What class in high school do you think was totally useless?
8. Do you think that you are physically strong?
9. Are you close to your parent(s)?
10. Who do you miss most?
11. What is your favorite drink?
12. What is the last thing you ate?
Round 3, Theme: Sex + Death (the two big ones)
1. If you could trade sex for immortality, would you
(give up sex forever so you could live forever)?
2. First sexual experience -- with other person
3. Worst sexual experience -- solo or with other(s)
4. If you were the opposite gender for a day,
how would you spend that time?
5. What is your biggest sexual regret?
6. How did you discover “the facts of life”?
7. How would you like to die?
8. When, if ever, do you fear sex?
9. Have you ever seen a dead body?
10. Do you fear dying?
11. Have you ever watched someone die?
12. Did/do you have a childhood sweetheart?
Round 4, Theme: Family and Friends
1. Does anybody in your family share your love of Frank?
2. Best thing about your childhood?
3. What was your favorite food growing up?
4. When you were little, what did you want to be
when you grew up?
5. Why is your best friend your best friend?
6. Are you close to your siblings? If any only child, did you enjoy being an only child?
7. Do you believe you can remain friends after you break up?
8. Are most of your friends of your gender or the
opposite gender? Why?
9. What did your dad do while you were growing up?
Your mom?
10. Who or what do you live with (family, roommates, pets)?
11. How many times did you move from when
you were born until you turned 18?
12. Who is/was your favorite relative?
Round 5: The Proust Questionnaire (a dozen-and-a-half
questions, a la Vanity Fair magazine, with your
answers being as sincere as Marcel's would have been)
1. What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
2. What is your idea of earthly happiness?
3. To what faults do you feel most indulgent?
4. Who are your favorite heroes/heroines of fiction?
5. Who are your favorite characters in history?
6. Who is your favorite painter?
7. What is the quality you most admire in a man?
8. What is the quality you most admire in a woman?
9. What is your favorite virtue?
10. What is your favorite vice?
11. What is your most marked characteristic?
12. What do you most value in your friends?
13. What is your principle defect?
14. What are your favorite names?
15. What is it you most dislike?
16. What natural gift would you most like to possess?
17. What is your present state of mind?
18. What is your motto?
Round VI: The nerve personals questionnaire
Occupation:
Last great book I read:
Most humbling moment:
Favorite on-screen sex scene:
Celebrity I resemble most:
Best or worst lie I've ever told:
If I could be anywhere at the moment:
Song or album that puts me in the mood:
The five items I can't live without:
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
Fill in the blanks:
________ is sexy; __________ is sexier.
In my bedroom, you'll find:
Why you should get to know me:
Round VII, Theme: Literary matters
(dedicated to that devoted book-worm, floop)
1. What was the first book that kicked your ass
captured your imagination?
2. Fill in the blank:
Everybody raves about __________'s writing but I don't get
what the big deal is.
3. Which book are you most embarrassed to admit you've read?
4. Which book do you wish you'd written?
5. In which book would you like to live?
6. Fill in the blank:
I've been curious about ________'s writing. Perhaps someone
on the forum can tell me a bit about it?
7. Which book's ending would you like to rewrite
and how would you end it?
8. Who is/are your favorite writer(s)?
9. Dish your author gossip (like the time you met a literary giant
or had some writer sign your book or whatever):
10. Is there a genre you prefer above all others? Or one you dislike?
11. What's worse, a shitty ending or an unrelatable character?
12. Do you have a favorite book of all time? What is it?
Round 8 - Music
(I've tried to avoid repeating past forum questions)
1. What song(s) would you like played at your funeral?
2. What is the first CD/album/cassette you bought?
3. What's the lamest concert you've attended?
4. Who is the artist you'd most like to see live for the first time?
5. What was your favorite musical poster in your teenhood
bedroom?
6. What is the first song you learned to play?
7. Who is the artist you've seen in concert the most?
Round 9: Revenge of the Jediroller Potpourri
1. What is the one dish you cook particularly well?
2. What is the one place on earth everybody raves about
but you have no interest in visiting?
3. What are your hobbies, besides Frank's music?
4. Do you maintain friendships for a long time
or do you change friends often?
5. Divulge right here and now your deepest secret!
6. What's your favorite color of your favorite car?
7. What are you superstitious about?
8. Have you ever had a nervous tic?
9. What are you compulsive about, other than Frank's music?
10. What's the worst trouble your compulsive behavior's gotten you into?
Round 10: Entertainment
no Frank-related answers, please!
1. Favorite album of 2005?
2. Best concert you attended this year so far?
3. Your favorite current hit song?
4. Recent hit movie that you thought sucked?
5. Favorite book that was released this year?
Round XI: Answer the question and guess who asked it
Ready to answer questions asked by fellow forum members?
Six helpful fb.netters asked the following questions.
They are:
VoVat
Broken Face
Homers_pet_monkey
Rita
floop
darwin
First, answer the question, then guess who asked it. (FYI, I am listing these questions in the order in which they were sent.)
1) When/where do you feel you lost your innocence?
2) What was the name and species of your first pet?
3) When you go to the toilet, do you do a big poo or a little poo?
4) What's your favourite tofu dish?
5) Do you tell anyone how much time you spend on fb.net?
6) Have you ever visited Long Beach, CA?
Here's who asked which question:
1) When/where do you feel you lost your innocence?
was asked by Broken Face (who called it "nice and personal").
2) What was the name and species of your first pet?
was asked by VoVat
3) When you go to the toilet, do you do a big poo or a little poo?
was asked by Homers_pet_monkey
What's your favorite tofu dish?
was asked by floopRita
Do you tell anyone how much time you spend on fb.net?
was asked by Darwin
Have you ever visited Long Beach, CA?
was, shockingly, asked by floop
Answer a question and guess who asked it, Part II
Thanks to those who sent in questions. They are:
darwin
Surfer Rosa
starmekitten
kathryn
VoVat
1) Do you like Shakespeare?
2) What is your earliest memory?
3) What is the weirdest thing you've ever seen?
4) What maketh the man?
5) What about you would surprise other forum members if they met you in real life?
Do you like Shakespeare?
was asked by VoVat
What is your earliest memory?
was asked by darwin
What is the weirdest thing you've ever seen?
was asked by Surfer Rosa
What maketh the man?
was asked by starmekitten
What about you would surprise other forum members if they met you in real life?
was asked by kathryn
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| 35 L A T E S T R E P L I E S (Newest First) |
| VoVat |
Posted - 06/16/2005 : 17:06:26
Didn't I already do that?
I'm pretty sure I sent you three, including the Shakespeare one.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
| kathryn |
Posted - 06/16/2005 : 16:24:00
Shoot! I'm sorry, VV. I thought you were serious. Send in another one, this
time for real.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| VoVat |
Posted - 06/15/2005 : 17:24:05
Mind you, when I sent that Shakespeare question, it was supposed to be a joke. Oh, well.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 06/13/2005 : 11:40:52
quote:
Originally posted by VoVat
They're DOGS! And they're PLAYING POKER!
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied.
Bless Homer. Bless him.
I guess floop WAS right!
|
| kathryn |
Posted - 06/12/2005 : 10:47:58
Do you like Shakespeare?
was asked by VoVat
What is your earliest memory?
was asked by darwin
What is the weirdest thing you've ever seen?
was asked by Surfer Rosa
What maketh the man?
was asked by starmekitten
What about you would surprise other forum members if they met you in real life?
was asked by kathryn
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| kathryn |
Posted - 06/11/2005 : 11:50:50
My god, Mad is still being published? Am I that out of it that I didn't know that?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| Carl |
Posted - 06/10/2005 : 21:19:54
1) Do you like Shakespeare?
I've never read a full play(did R+J in school). Funny, I was actually flicking through Twelfth Night earlier.
starmekitten
2) What is your earliest memory?
I can't remember!
kathryn
3) What is the weirdest thing you've ever seen?
I'd have to think about that.
Vovat
4) What maketh the man?
Only taking orders from balls, a la Tony Montana. :)
Darwin
5) What about you would surprise other forum members if they met you in real life?
That I'm so freaky.
Surfer Rosa |
| VoVat |
Posted - 06/10/2005 : 14:22:45
For everything else, there's MasterCard.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
| kathryn |
Posted - 06/10/2005 : 13:29:15
Ever seen the velvet version of that? Priceless!
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| VoVat |
Posted - 06/10/2005 : 13:19:09
They're DOGS! And they're PLAYING POKER!
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 06/10/2005 : 05:27:59
quote:
Originally posted by VoVat
3) What is the weirdest thing you've ever seen? A picture of dogs playing poker
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied.
Best answer ever!
I guess floop WAS right!
|
| vilainde |
Posted - 06/10/2005 : 01:52:17
1) Do you like Shakespeare? not as much as your mum
2) What is your earliest memory? your mum
3) What is the weirdest thing you've ever seen? your mum
4) What maketh the man? your mum
5) What about you would surprise other forum members if they met you in real life? they already know everything about me
Denis
I know the god of rock n roll / Yeah I sold him my soul! |
| Frog in the Sand |
Posted - 06/10/2005 : 00:16:34
1) Do you like Shakespeare?
Sorry, haven't read any of his writings.
2) What is your earliest memory?
It's very similar to Wilhelm's.
3) What is the weirdest thing you've ever seen?
Being a big child I tend to see weird things everywhere.
4) What maketh the man?
Women, I'd sayeth.
5) What about you would surprise other forum members if they met you in real life?
I'm terribly shy.
When will Frank find Lyle, Nick and Eric Drew again? |
| VoVat |
Posted - 06/09/2005 : 19:13:38
1) Do you like Shakespeare? He's okay, but a bit overrated.
2) What is your earliest memory? Not sure. I can recall vague thoughts of the house where I lived back when I was really young. Also some memories of by sister as a baby (she was born when I was almost four).
3) What is the weirdest thing you've ever seen? A picture of dogs playing poker
4) What maketh the man? His parents
5) What about you would surprise other forum members if they met you in real life? Since I'm so talkative here, it might surprise people that I'm really shy. Probably not, though, since a lot of shy people overcome their inhibitions online.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
| kathryn |
Posted - 06/09/2005 : 14:54:16
Answers, homers, answers. Leave the editorializing to the professional editors.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 06/09/2005 : 14:48:26
Awww, but I like editorializing.
I guess floop WAS right!
|
| kathryn |
Posted - 06/09/2005 : 14:20:59
Answer the questions, Homers. Don't just editorialize. Thank you.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 06/09/2005 : 14:19:56
She does you know.
I guess floop WAS right!
|
| starmekitten |
Posted - 06/09/2005 : 11:16:53
1) Do you like Shakespeare?
Yes, but not lots.
2) What is your earliest memory?
Being on a train on the way to the seaside and showing all the other people in the carriage my hairbrush with the bobbles on the end
3) What is the weirdest thing you've ever seen?
an orthopaedic surgeon with bad eyesight doing a hip revision leaned right into the wound wiggling his ass at the same time to the top volume captain beefheart roaring through the theatre
4) What maketh the man?
If the man maketh me smile the man can consider himself madeth
(add a bit of integrity and honesty, and for gods sake reliability.)
(and smarts)
(and..)
5) What about you would surprise other forum members if they met you in real life?
I smile.
Sometimes.
 |
| Broken Face |
Posted - 06/09/2005 : 11:06:12
1) Do you like Shakespeare?
No. darwin
2) What is your earliest memory?
Riding a toy train in my backyard @ my 3rd birthday party. VoVat
3) What is the weirdest thing you've ever seen?
I recently saw a rotting beaver corpse on the side of the road and it appeared to be laughing. That struck me as pretty odd. Surfer Rosa
4) What maketh the man?
How well they follow through on their good intentions. starmekitten
5) What about you would surprise other forum members if they met you in real life?
How loud i can be. Kathryn
-Brian
If you move I shoots!
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| kathryn |
Posted - 06/09/2005 : 10:55:27
Do you like Shakespeare?
He's no Nabokov
What is your earliest memory?
Pushing a toy by a riverbank (about 3 yrs old)
What is the weirdest thing you've ever seen?
Lizards mating (about 6 yrs old)
What maketh the man?
Damned if I knoweth
What about you would surprise other forum members if they met you in real life?
I'm an even bigger fan of Frank than you might expect
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| offerw |
Posted - 06/09/2005 : 10:32:07
1) Do you like Shakespeare?
Yes. Darwin.
2) What is your earliest memory?
The day my mum came back from the maternity hospital with my
new sister. My mum wore a red gown. I was nearly three. VoVat.
3) What is the weirdest thing you've ever seen?
A naked guy lying in the urinal begging to be pissed on. Surfer.
4) What maketh the man?
His testicles for a start. Kitten.
5) What about you would surprise other forum members if they met you in real life?
I can sing like Simon Le Bon when I'm drunk. Kathryn
wilhelm |
| kathryn |
Posted - 06/08/2005 : 18:52:46
Answer a question and guess who asked it, Part II
Thanks to those who sent in questions. They are:
darwin
Surfer Rosa
starmekitten
kathryn
VoVat
1) Do you like Shakespeare?
2) What is your earliest memory?
3) What is the weirdest thing you've ever seen?
4) What maketh the man?
5) What about you would surprise other forum members if they met you in real life?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| kathryn |
Posted - 06/02/2005 : 07:19:43
Yes but ... oh forget it!!
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 06/02/2005 : 07:18:52
Nope. How can you be? You knew the answers anyway.
I guess floop WAS right!
|
| kathryn |
Posted - 06/02/2005 : 07:17:42
Hmph.
But I'm still the true winner, though!
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 06/02/2005 : 07:16:24
Nope. Simon was closer.
I guess floop WAS right!
|
| kathryn |
Posted - 06/02/2005 : 07:14:37
The Simpsons.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 06/02/2005 : 07:05:05
Nope.
I guess floop WAS right!
|
| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 06/02/2005 : 06:45:26
League Of Gentlemen? I made a little brown fish!
What's a computer?
Eat Y'self Fitter! |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 06/02/2005 : 06:34:09
Anyone recognise where mine is from? The first one to reply with the correct answer is the true winner.
I guess floop WAS right!
|
| kathryn |
Posted - 06/01/2005 : 15:02:56
Indeed you did guess them all. Congratulations! Your prize is a
photograph which I will be emailing you shortly and which you
are not to share with anybody else. Thank you and cogratulations.
Please email me more of your questions for the next round. Thanks!
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 06/01/2005 : 15:01:10
I guessed them all!
whats my prize please.
I hope that I will live to see you undress |
| kathryn |
Posted - 06/01/2005 : 14:01:47
Here's who asked which question;
1) When/where do you feel you lost your innocence?
was asked by Broken Face (who called it "nice and personal").
2) What was the name and species of your first pet?
was asked by VoVat
3) When you go to the toilet, do you do a big poo or a little poo?
was asked by Homers_pet_monkey
What's your favorite tofu dish?
was asked by floop Rita
Do you tell anyone how much time you spend on fb.net?
was asked by Darwin
Have you ever visited Long Beach, CA?
was, shockingly, asked by floop
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| Carl |
Posted - 06/01/2005 : 11:24:56
Okay, I am a grade A idiot. I'll edit that post accordingly!!
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