| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| Monsieur |
Posted - 04/20/2005 : 04:22:40
Dedicated to beautiful women with small breasts:
Nadja Auermann:
I will show you fear in a handful of dust |
| 35 L A T E S T R E P L I E S (Newest First) |
| VoVat |
Posted - 04/22/2005 : 20:47:07
quote:
I saw a clip from a recent Cameron Diaz interview on Oprah. She was adimant for a long time she didn't like her body becasue she wanted more curves. It's funny because I always wanted to have a long and lanky body like hers.
Sounds like you need to do a brain swap!
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
| Daisy Girl |
Posted - 04/22/2005 : 18:00:11
It's funny what jumped into my head ladies after reading your posts. I saw a clip from a recent Cameron Diaz interview on Oprah. She was adimant for a long time she didn't like her body becasue she wanted more curves. It's funny because I always wanted to have a long and lanky body like hers. Seems like the grass is always greener 
Anyway, I am not sure how I got my big... boobies, but some times I wonder if its for the times when I was a young child I called one of our neighbors big boobs many times behind her back. It's karma.  |
| kathryn |
Posted - 04/22/2005 : 15:03:09
Oh yeah, a good one, VV!
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| KimStanleyRobinson |
Posted - 04/22/2005 : 14:00:29
quote:
Originally posted by VoVat
Considering who won the last election, I get the impression that most of the voters in THIS republic are boobs.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied.
cha muthafukkin CHING. |
| VoVat |
Posted - 04/22/2005 : 13:55:50
Considering who won the last election, I get the impression that most of the voters in THIS republic are boobs.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
| ramona |
Posted - 04/22/2005 : 07:01:33
Breastopia.
_____________________________________________________________________
I will never get through to you
But honey if I do,
I'll be singing all the way...
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http://prettycrabby.com |
| kathryn |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 19:21:04
The United Republic of Boobina.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| Carl |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 19:09:51
How about Bravaria? |
| shineoftheever |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 19:08:21
wouldn't be a Branana Republic? |
| kathryn |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 19:08:16
Yeah, hilarious. 
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| Cult_Of_Frank |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 19:00:07
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
Listen here,
big is when your body is a size 8 but your boobs have
formed their own republic ...
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
I just want to acknowledge the hilarity of a boob republic.
Boobanza!
 "I joined the Cult of Frank / Wooteenie!" |
| kathryn |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 18:54:05
Ice Cream, I do so like how erudite you can be in your posts.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| IceCream |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 18:31:41
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
Anyone else not believe them? Anyone else want proof?
I joined the secret forum, and all I got was this lousy secret
I believe them, but considering my position in society, I want proof anyway. It's a selfish and shallow desire, I admit it.
I once heard a girl at my school talk about her sports bra. I always thought she had some delicious-looking breasts. Considering that members of this forum are claiming that their breasts are so big that a sports bra does not fit, I am undoubtably curious in a purely sexual, and therefore, superficial manner.
I've heard that large breasts are generally considered attractive by Americans....being an American, I can definitely say there is an interest in breasts which permeates the air, but I cannot compare this to any other countries. |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 14:47:18
Well I don't want proof, put it that way.
I joined the secret forum, and all I got was this lousy secret
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| PixieSteve |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 14:46:38
if i said i had huge boobs, would you believe me.
 Oh let it linger |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 14:37:58
Anyone else not believe them? Anyone else want proof?
I joined the secret forum, and all I got was this lousy secret
|
| ramona |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 13:20:16
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
Listen here,
big is when your body is a size 8 but your boobs have
formed their own republic and they're a size 14 and you can't find
a bikini that fits unless you splurge big bucks which you
don't have on those fancy custom-order bikinis they only sell
in LA or NYC, and so you no longer wear a bikini because you're
also too cheap to buy two bikinis and ditch the 14 bottom and the
8 top; it's hearing your kid's 3 year old friend ask you "why
are your breasts so big?" after you take the kids swimming and
you're giving them their shower; it's never ever having a guy look
at anything other than your breasts; it's looking fat when you
are not because your boobs visually throw everything out of
proportion.
Word, baby, WORD.
_____________________________________________________________________
I will never get through to you
But honey if I do,
I'll be singing all the way...
* * * * * * * * * * *
http://prettycrabby.com |
| shineoftheever |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 13:19:19
quote:
Originally posted by Carolynanna
S'alright, it was actually pretty funny.
It was just us gals, and we're pretty tight, no offence taken from their pranks.
__________
This is the war and not the warning.
girls can be so mean to each other though. |
| kathryn |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 13:03:12
Oh I have oodles of answers at the ready for the frequent
times when little people ask me wild questions. I believe that
in this case I pulled out the old "everybody's body is different
and everybody's body is special". Worked like charm.
Especially good because that little girl is a pudgy
sweetie and round and rolly while mine is a straight
line of bones and skin (not from my genes).
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| Surfer Rosa |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 12:51:18
*considers self suitably chastised*
What the hell do you tell a 3 year old when they ask you questions like that?
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it. |
| kathryn |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 12:15:27
Listen here,
big is when your body is a size 8 but your boobs have
formed their own republic and they're a size 14 and you can't find
a bikini that fits unless you splurge big bucks which you
don't have on those fancy custom-order bikinis they only sell
in LA or NYC, and so you no longer wear a bikini because you're
also too cheap to buy two bikinis and ditch the 14 bottom and the
8 top; it's hearing your kid's 3 year old friend ask you "why
are your breasts so big?" after you take the kids swimming and
you're giving them their shower; it's never ever having a guy look
at anything other than your breasts; it's looking fat when you
are not because your boobs visually throw everything out of
proportion; worst of all, it's knowing Monsieur is right. I already
mentioned the backaches and restricted clothing choices.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| Surfer Rosa |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 12:15:08
quote:
Originally posted by floop
quote:
Originally posted by Surfer Rosa
I've spent so many years working on porn that I probably have a distorted view of breasts in general.
*hangs head in shame*
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it.
so do you have like secret, extra quality porn that we can't find for free online?
not that we're looking
It is of such sad quality I'd be ashamed to share. In the good old days when I was doing the media buying my post was very err, interesting and never ever under any circumstances to be opened before a good cup of coffe and a cigarette. There were waiting lists.
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it. |
| Carolynanna |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 12:11:54
S'alright, it was actually pretty funny.
It was just us gals, and we're pretty tight, no offence taken from their pranks.
__________
This is the war and not the warning. |
| floop |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 12:10:57
quote:
Originally posted by Surfer Rosa
I've spent so many years working on porn that I probably have a distorted view of breasts in general.
*hangs head in shame*
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it.
so do you have like secret, extra quality porn that we can't find for free online?
not that we're looking |
| Surfer Rosa |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 12:10:04
Aw - Carolynanna, I feel all bad now and very ungrateful. I hope you do get to keep your puppies.
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it. |
| Carolynanna |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 12:08:02
Listen here,
small is when you're a bridesmaid with a strapless dress and the junior bridesmaid, who is 12 years old, fills out her dress better than you do. And when the bride says hey does anyone have any kleenex, the junior bridesmaid responds, yeah Carolyn has enough in her dress for everyone. hehehehe. Even the priest snickers. And your friends rib you all day about having a difficult time keeping the dress up and one decides to pull a prank outside the hall and step on the back of your dress, which has a bit of a train, and you lose the whole thing for a moment as you feel the heat of flashbulbs going and alot of girls giggling...
__________
This is the war and not the warning. |
| Surfer Rosa |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 12:04:30
I've spent so many years working on porn that I probably have a distorted view of breasts in general.
*hangs head in shame*
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it. |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 12:02:59
oh heavens!
Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something. |
| Carolynanna |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 12:02:05
You are a C cup and you're complaining?
__________
This is the war and not the warning. |
| Surfer Rosa |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 12:00:12
I am a C cup and happy to be your ultimate fantasy
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it. |
| kathryn |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 11:59:06
Really, Surfer, you do not want to be more than a C cup,
(which is my ultimate fantasy, a C cup). Otherwise, as
the wise kittie says, your wardrobe choices are greatly
diminished and your backache greatly increased.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| Carolynanna |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 11:57:00
Um what happened to letting me have it???
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This is the war and not the warning. |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 11:49:02
clothes - thats also very true, strapless is out, anything with a pre-formed breast space is a no no, anything with too thin straps is also impractical, dresses are tricky, have to be careful with t shirts because of liftage...
massive pain.
the insensitivity thing
---you can have that---
Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something. |
| Surfer Rosa |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 11:48:54
Heehee! True - I'm suddenly seeing this all in a new light.
*calls and cancels surgery safari*
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it. |
| Carolynanna |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 11:45:34
plus the whole extra-sensitivity thing that I believed I proved...;)
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This is the war and not the warning. |
