| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| floop |
Posted - 04/17/2005 : 13:37:25
in an effort to further widen the gap between high-posters and non-high-posters, and, hopefully, increase animosity, i'd like to extend this invitation to all the top 10 posters (you know who you are)..
come on in..
take a load off. have a drink.
let's gossip about all those under-4000ers |
| 35 L A T E S T R E P L I E S (Newest First) |
| VoVat |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 17:55:31
quote:
Does that white cat have enough posts to make it to
the top 10?
Probably. On the Internet, nobody knows you're a cat.
I used to be Greek, but I was ostracized for corrupting the youth of Athens.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
| kathryn |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 12:20:28
Is that Karaiskakes?
Mun, where were you on the 25th of March? Dean and I
had a wonderful Greek celebration. You would have been
proud of us.
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| mun chien andalusia |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 12:06:36
next time i'll come dressed better. hah. lousy tourists.
 i bash newbies for a living |
| floop |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 12:05:01
trust me, he ain't complaining. i pay him 5 cents an hour more than his paper route job did |
| kathryn |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 11:53:36
Floop, you are so thoughtful! Massage is wonderful
for pregnant women. But they can't soak in hot tubs,
so I'll just get in by myself.
Ooops. I just noticed that I forgot to put Sir Rock's name
in my last post. Speaking of whom, may I have another
drink? You don't mind fetching us drinks eventho you
are underage, right?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| floop |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 11:35:34
quote:
Originally posted by Carolynanna
This is more like a gentleman's club rather than a members party.
i like to think of C.T.T. as kind of a luxury resort. which it is.
perhaps you'd be interested in checking out the health spa Carolyananna? we've got full-time swedish massage experts back there (and you can get a manicure at the same time)..
and cheeseman, maybe a little nautilus?!
*punches Cheeseman in the gut, in jest* |
| kathryn |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 11:31:53
What I especially like about is how silent he is. That's
a good quality in an under 5k employee, don't you agree.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| floop |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 10:57:27
"I'm not interested in making a mockery of my employees"
"Sir Rock, do the robot dance! now!!"
*leans in to Top Ten crew*
"you guys'll love this" |
| Carolynanna |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 10:53:13
Ooooooo an underage cigar boy.
Me likey. ;)
Is he shirtless and wearing a bowtie too?
__________
This is the war and not the warning. |
| floop |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 10:47:41
quote:
Originally posted by Cheeseman1000
We make tons of allowances for beautiful ladies, didn't you see? You're very welcome to join us - it's about time for a G&T...
"One step ahead of you my man"
*Sir Rock emergees with tray of 4 fresh gin and tonics* |
| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 10:45:06
We make tons of allowances for beautiful ladies, didn't you see? You're very welcome to join us - it's about time for a G&T...
 I'm like a lost snail in the night. |
| Carolynanna |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 10:42:29
Where's my cigar boy, huh?
This is more like a gentleman's club rather than a members party.
__________
This is the war and not the warning. |
| floop |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 10:36:40
"I never date employees... I have to say that, anyway.. know what I mean? HEHHeheehehehehe!"
*pats cult on back, perhaps a little too hard* |
| Cult_Of_Frank |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 10:20:33
"Oh, I saw. Did you see the way she was insisting on one? How she completely blocked Cheese and I out? I think she's diggin' ya, man, go for it!"
 "I joined the Cult of Frank / Wooteenie!" |
| floop |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 10:11:03
"good afternoon gentlemen, can i interest you in a cigar? (do I have to ask?)"
"Kelli, 3 cigars please!"
"No, not 1, three! THREE cigars! thank yoooou"
*leans in to Dean and Cheeseman*
"She has a bit of a hearing problem, but not bad, eh?"
*elbows cult of frank* |
| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 10:02:24
Well, there's 9.34 posts a day (cool), and 10.16 posts a day (internet geek). But, we're still both at home in this fine establishment, so let's not bicker, hmm?
Now how about some afternoon tea? Make mine a Darjeeling ("the Champagne of teas").
I'm like a lost snail in the night. |
| Cult_Of_Frank |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 09:13:33
Pssh, and he's only 1000? I got be 7576.
"I joined the Cult of Frank / Wooteenie!" |
| floop |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 09:09:38
quote:
Originally posted by Cheeseman1000
Make mine a dark Costa Rican roast this morning, my good man, and some freshly squeezed (and I'm talking freshly-squeezed) orange juice. It's a sunny morning.
"BOY!!! You heard what the man said!" |
| Cult_Of_Frank |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 07:12:40
Ha! Sunny! UK! Coffee!
I don't buy it for a second.
"I joined the Cult of Frank / Wooteenie!" |
| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 02:53:02
I propose some sort of entry fee, along the lines of kleftiko, a regular supply of goat's cheese. That would satisfy me: I have no problems with Greeks in general, I'm surrounded by them most of the time, but y'know, you can't just go bending rules like that.
Honestly, this shouldn't really be an issue. The only full-on Greeks here shouldn't be posting in this club anyway, I'm surprised the doormen didn't sort that out.
Make mine a dark Costa Rican roast this morning, my good man, and some freshly squeezed (and I'm talking freshly-squeezed) orange juice. It's a sunny morning.
I'm like a lost snail in the night. |
| shineoftheever |
Posted - 04/20/2005 : 16:28:32
quote:
Originally posted by floop
exactly. they (Greeks) are welcome here with hairy arms..
in a don't-ask-don't-tell kind of way
exactly!  |
| kathryn |
Posted - 04/20/2005 : 16:28:22
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| shineoftheever |
Posted - 04/20/2005 : 16:27:46
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
Christ, what? Now you're gonna claim to be Greek?
Are you even supposed to be posting in here, shiner?
no, but a dated a couple they were really nice.............hairy, but nice.  |
| floop |
Posted - 04/20/2005 : 16:23:50
exactly. they (Greeks) are welcome here with open arms..
in a don't-ask-don't-tell kind of way |
| kathryn |
Posted - 04/20/2005 : 16:22:51
They (Greeks) are presented in a more than flattering
light in the Top 10 here and that's the only place
that matters.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| floop |
Posted - 04/20/2005 : 16:21:05
i don't know the specifics, but i know it must have been bad.
they (Greeks) are presented in a less-than-positive light in the books. and that is an understatement
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| Cult_Of_Frank |
Posted - 04/20/2005 : 16:19:51
I'm pretty sure whatever souvlaki-related incident occurred at the time of confederation, it can be made up for with lamb and/or tzatziki depending on the severity of th esouvlaki infraction (are we talking undercooked, razor sharp wooden shard lodged in roof of mouth, unintentional skewering, intentional skewering, ???). It's pretty much international law.
"I joined the Cult of Frank / Wooteenie!" |
| kathryn |
Posted - 04/20/2005 : 16:17:59
Or we could have a language test? Whoever can
understand "i yiayia mou kanei katapliktiki makaronada"
can be allowed. But only if they have a good source
of oregano.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| floop |
Posted - 04/20/2005 : 16:17:50
Mun Chien looks too Greek. it'll never work.
he'll never make it past the "NO GREEKS!" sign nailed on the front door |
| Cult_Of_Frank |
Posted - 04/20/2005 : 16:15:57
I suppose that's reasonable. Take a look back and see if Mun Chien can work his way in through some sort of lamb related feast...
"I joined the Cult of Frank / Wooteenie!" |
| floop |
Posted - 04/20/2005 : 16:12:04
we can let Dean stay until we get things straightened out in the books. but for now can we keep it on the down low? (that he's Greek) |
| PixieSteve |
Posted - 04/20/2005 : 16:10:44
i am a top ten poster in terms of quality.
 Oh let it linger |
| kathryn |
Posted - 04/20/2005 : 16:09:19
Christ, what? Now you're gonna claim to be Greek?
Are you even supposed to be posting in here, shiner?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| shineoftheever |
Posted - 04/20/2005 : 16:07:08
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| kathryn |
Posted - 04/20/2005 : 16:05:11
floop, I'm half Greek. Gotta bend the rules a bit, OK?
How about, no Greek men? Wait. Dean's among the
elite, the best, the most wonderful....the Top Ten. How
about this? No mun. Because 1.5 Greeks in the
Top Ten is enough Greeks.There's a plausible excuse. Not
that you need an excuse.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
