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| kathryn |
Posted - 04/12/2005 : 11:40:34
I'll go first.
The secret to great dolmades (stuffed grape leaves)
is lots of lemon and just the right amount of (not too much)
olive oil.
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| kathryn |
Posted - 04/15/2005 : 19:08:10
Thanks for posting that photo, KOK! It's always good to
put a face to a forum username! Glad to have you on board.
I thought you'd been working out, man? What
happened to you. Talk about letting yourself go.
Your gf there on the left, is that before or after the surgery?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 04/15/2005 : 13:02:37
You got a problem with loofa?
 No one can defeat the Quad Laser.
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| kathryn |
Posted - 04/15/2005 : 11:33:21
There's weird humor and then there's images I did not
need to have in my head.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 04/15/2005 : 11:21:50
Oh, that. I thought you wanted me to show you my latest foam ball magic trick. Performed while wearing my sparkly thong speedo with a cardboard likeness of Sigfried loofaing my ass.
Yes! Weird humor rules!
No one can defeat the Quad Laser.
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| kathryn |
Posted - 04/15/2005 : 10:47:36
Something you wanna share about yourself, KOK?
A secret to tell about the many mini KOKs running
around without their daddy?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 04/15/2005 : 09:29:16
quote:
Originally posted by VoVat
quote:
C, you get as many bees as you've got children.
I have four children, then? How come nobody told me?
"Reunion? Shit union!"
Those women (your baby mama's) are just waiting, keeping records of all the child support you haven't been paying. The holidays you haven't called. The tough times when little Sarah was going through her turbulent teens and hanging with those gangster rappers. Then, and only then they are going to bring your ass to court and sue you for every last penny for being a deadbeat dad.
No one can defeat the Quad Laser.
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| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 04/15/2005 : 01:28:08
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
Yeah I would never have thought that the sweetest story ever told on here would come from KoK.
I guess that one is kind of touching, but obviously you weren't around when I wrote about the recurring dream I kept having where in it I had become Sigfried's new magical "life partner" in the world famous magical gay duo "Sigfried and Homer" These were most frequent shortly after that awful nasty beast had attacked poor Roy.
No one can defeat the Quad Laser.
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| VoVat |
Posted - 04/14/2005 : 18:18:48
quote:
C, you get as many bees as you've got children.
I have four children, then? How come nobody told me?
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
| speedy_m |
Posted - 04/14/2005 : 12:27:45
[quote]Originally posted by kathryn
Cumin has its merits, it deserves a place
high up in the Mount Olympus of spices.
However, cumin is not the secret ingredient
when making stuffed grapes leaves.
Hummus, sure. You can't make hummus
without cumin. But you can't be putting
cumin in your stuffed grape leaves. Lemon's
the secret ingredient.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics[/qoute]
Full circle, we have come. The cycle is complete. Sunrise, sunset. Lock thread.
The worst mistakes make the best regrets. |
| kathryn |
Posted - 04/14/2005 : 12:18:59
Cumin has its merits, it deserves a place
high up in the Mount Olympus of spices.
However, cumin is not the secret ingredient
when making stuffed grapes leaves.
Hummus, sure. You can't make hummus
without cumin. But you can't be putting
cumin in your stuffed grape leaves. Lemon's
the secret ingredient.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| Carolynanna |
Posted - 04/14/2005 : 08:53:49
I'd agree, if it was up to me, I'd put a bit of ground cumin in just about everything.
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This is the war and not the warning. |
| Surfer Rosa |
Posted - 04/14/2005 : 07:20:03
The secret ingredient is ground cumin
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it. |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 04/14/2005 : 05:38:26
Yeah I would never have thought that the sweetest story ever told on here would come from KoK.
“Did I leave the gas on? No! I’m – no – I’m a fucking squirrel!”
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| Daisy Girl |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 20:24:50
quote:
Originally posted by The King Of Karaoke
Back when I was a cub scout (age 8) at one meeting we learned to make our own kites. After I got mine home, I attempted to draw Alfred E Newman's head on the kite because at the time I was obsessed with Mad magazine. Then I entered a kite contest the Scouts were having that weekend. Like every other "Boy Scout" contest I entered I was the only "Boy Scout" who's daddy hadn't taken over for his kid and made a complete sham out of the whole "Boy" scouting experience. So I arrive at this kite contest and there are all these expensive fancy kites looping through the air. I fly my wobbiling kite ten feet above the ground for about thirty minutes and very happily walk away with a medal for "Ugliest Kite"
Don't tell anyone.
No one can defeat the Quad Laser.
That is a beautiful story!!! In my mind, you won both funniest and most beautiful.
Scouting, to me is just one big scam. Here's mine... I quit "Junior" girlscounts after I got in touble for stomping on a milk carton in the middle of the meeting. I remember almost using the "b word" but I didn't. |
| Carolynanna |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 20:00:34
More bees please.
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This is the war and not the warning. |
| shineoftheever |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 19:40:05
i think you are only 91 posts away from 4 Carolyn anna rose anna danna banana sha na na. whoops wrong thread.
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| kathryn |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 19:40:03
C, you get as many bees as you've got children.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| Carolynanna |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 19:34:50
How come I only have 3 bees?
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This is the war and not the warning. |
| VoVat |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 19:25:04
So nobody is going to reveal anything about the secret forum?
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
| Carolynanna |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 15:23:05
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
No you don't understand...I...oh it's no use.
To the grave.
I think I do, I was pretending I didn't so that I could continue saying Mike. Damn it monkey boy, its ruined now, ruined I tell you!
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This is the war and not the warning. |
| KimStanleyRobinson |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 15:00:57
Is this the part where you take off your corsage, throw it away in disgust and walk home from the dance in the rain?
So, needless to say, if you were waiting around with five bucks in your hand waiting to buy my upcoming brochure Understanding Poop, you can put that five bucks away, 'cause it ain't happenin.
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 14:56:34
Burn her!
“Did I leave the gas on? No! I’m – no – I’m a fucking squirrel!”
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| mosleyk |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 14:50:53
KOK....I love your Kite story!
Here is a secret. I really didn't write that paper on "The Division of Labor"....I borrowed a buddy of mine's paper on it from the previous year.
Sorry Mr. McComb....... |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 14:41:26
No you don't understand...I...oh it's no use.
To the grave.
“Did I leave the gas on? No! I’m – no – I’m a fucking squirrel!”
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| Carolynanna |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 14:36:11
Oh you are just too easy to tease Mikey!
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This is the war and not the warning. |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 13:20:20
I am not getting testy, I am getting misunderstood.
“Did I leave the gas on? No! I’m – no – I’m a fucking squirrel!”
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| KimStanleyRobinson |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 13:06:05
oooh, she said it again.
what were you doing when you said it that time?
So, needless to say, if you were waiting around with five bucks in your hand waiting to buy my upcoming brochure Understanding Poop, you can put that five bucks away, 'cause it ain't happenin.
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| Carolynanna |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 12:46:14
Don't get testy with me Michael ;)
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This is the war and not the warning. |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 12:37:28
quote:
Originally posted by Carolynanna
You are Mike silly monkey!
__________
This is the war and not the warning.
Stop it, you're making it worse.
“Did I leave the gas on? No! I’m – no – I’m a fucking squirrel!”
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| kathryn |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 12:07:22
Captain and Tenille, everybody! Thanks for the reminder, KOK!
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 12:06:18
Yes I doo. Yes I doo doo.
No one can defeat the Quad Laser.
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| floop |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 12:04:29
quote:
Originally posted by The King Of Karaoke
Never having any damn toilet paper.
some things never change
know what i'm sayin' dawg? |
| KimStanleyRobinson |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 12:00:57
man.
that is buuuh-leek.
poignantly, here's a 70's flashback form a recent email volley:
Once, I was sitting by the edge of the road I lived on...playing in the dirt or ditch or something...when a silver Trans Am came screaming around the corner...it was being chased by a yellow-ish full sized Chevy pickup...both shiny, new, hot-rod looking cars - they went flying down the street like really, really fast. I looked back later and realized it was probably a couple of high school kids playing around...and that I came about 5 feet from being dead.
So, needless to say, if you were waiting around with five bucks in your hand waiting to buy my upcoming brochure Understanding Poop, you can put that five bucks away, 'cause it ain't happenin.
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| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 11:37:11
No Izods yet. This was in San Rafael Ca in 1975. I'm not sure what the style as back then for me it was Salvation Army . What do I remeber? Lot's of Firebirds, Mohammed Ali's float like a butterfly sting like a bee tune on the radio. Muskrat love, sky rockets in flight, KC and the sunshine band. Food stamps. Many many meals using those food stamps at Seven Eleven. Never having any damn toilet paper. Good times. Filthy times, but good all the same.
No one can defeat the Quad Laser.
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| floop |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 11:24:33
quote:
Originally posted by KimStanleyRobinson
a car full of jeering high school freshmen with semi-long hair and ill-fitting Izod knit shirts?
and amidst the confusion of the mud puddle and jeering, KOK falls down and smashes his kite (and skins his knee)?
know what i'm sayin' dawg? |
