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KimStanleyRobinson	Posted - 04/11/2005 : 08:49:43 More Aquateen quotes than anyone could ever want. While the real hilarity has a bit to do with the sound of the characters' voices, you can still grab most of the humor here. Carl: I'm gonna give this rainbow thing another five minutes... and if it don't show up, I'm going down to the store and I'm buyin' a Hot Rod magazine. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Inignot: You and your third dimension. Frylock: What about it? Inignot: Oh, nothing, it's cute. We have five. [pause] Err: Thousand. Inignot: Yes, five thousand. Err: Don't question it. Frylock: Oh, yeah? Well, I only see two. Inignot: Well, that sounds like a personal problem. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Master Shake: Good morning Carl. How's it goin? Carl: Hello there Mr. Food Monster Man. This is how it's goin. Look at my freakin' car. It is crushed, to Bejeesus and back. Master Shake: [stares at wrecked car] Have you gotten any estimates? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Meatwad: Master Shake told me to go in the freezer, because there was a carnival in there. There was no carnival, it was a damn freezer. I got freezer burn, and I got mushed up against that chicken. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Master Shake: A car cannot be killed, Frylock. It was murdered. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Frylock: Shake, have you seen my towel? Master Shake: Just use a paper towel. Frylock: I'm taking a bath. Master Shake: They're right in the kitchen, just go get 'em. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Inignot: Hello, Carl, I am Inignot and this is Err. Err: I am Err. Inignot: We are Mooninites from the inner core of the moon. Err: You said it right. Inignot: Our race is hundred of years beyond yours. Err: Man, you hear what he's saying? Inignot: Some would say that the Earth is our moon. Err: We're the moon. Inignot: But that would belittle the name of our moon, which is: The Moon. Err: Point is: we're at the center, not you. Carl: No, the real point is: I don't give a damn. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Inignot: This pornography is infinitely excellent. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Inignot: Our god is a god of vengeance. A god of hate. Err: A god of action. Inignot: Our god is an Indian who can turn into a wolf and... Err: Dude, that's Wolfen. Inignot: Yes, well Wolfen will come after you, with his razor. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Frylock: He needs his brain or else he's just going to float around saying 'do what now.' Meatwad: Do what now? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Meatwad: Where's my whiskey? I'm 'bout to get tore up! Inignot: We shall acquire some whiskey on the way to the mall. Err: And then you can get tore up. Inignot: And pass out in the hot sun. Meatwad: Them's my boys! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Meatwad: You don't need a machine to make a rainbow for rainbows are made of happy thoughts and dreams and chocolate unicorns and gumdrops and licorice sunsets and fuzzy gum drops bears and chocolate covered chocolate gumdrop land... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Carl: What happened to my freakin' car? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Meatwad: Take the meatbridge. It's right here. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Frylock: Shake, how did you get in this beam? Master Shake: Look, that beam came from space. You don't own space, so stop acting like you do. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Meatwad: Wait a second, this ain't no brain... this a damn bee's nest. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Emory and Oglethorpe are two aliens; Frylock has beamed onto their ship] Frylock: What are these spikes, these spikes all over your body? I mean, surely they have a purpose. Emory: What spikes? Oglethorpe: Oh, these? No no no, these are not spikes; they are pointy arms. Emory: We squirt soap out of them, and that's how we keep the ship so clean. See? [does so] Frylock: That's soap? Well, it kind of smells like waste. Emory: Well, one man's waste is another man's... soap. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Carl: Yeah, well, I noticed this long cord comin' from my house, then I noticed YOUR house, glowin' like the freakin' SUN. So I put two and two together and decided - you're pissin' me off. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Inignot: Your roommate is a nerd. Err: Yes, on the moon nerds get their pants pulled down and they are spanked with moon rocks. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Inignot: Pick up that stereo and sink it deep within your body. Meatwad: But then that would be stealing. Err: Not if you need it, and you need it. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [looking at porn] Err: Oh man, you gotta check this out. Meatwad: Oh yeah baby, that's a neat car she's washing. You think that's a straight 6? Err: I think I have a straight 6. Inignot: Ooooo. Err, your sexual innuendo is priceless. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Frylock tries to get Shake to help him find Meatwad] Master Shake: I should not crawl, so that a child may live. Frylock: What? Master Shake: Well that's what it does. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Master Shake: Plaque is a figment of the liberal media and the dental industry to scare you into buying useless appliances and pastes. Now, I've heard the arguments on both sides, and there is nothing to convince me of the need to brush your teeth. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Robot: Well, this is going to take a long time, so you may want to get some snacks. Frylock: No, no, that's all right. I think I can wait for it. Shake: Well, I'M going to get food. Robot: THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO, before the dawn of man as we knew him, there was Sir Santa of Claus, an ape-like creature making crude and pointless toys out of dinobones and his own waste, hurling them at chimp-like creatures with crinkled hands regardless of how they behaved the previous year. These so-called "toys" were buried as witches, and defecated upon, and hurled at predators when wakened by the searing grunts of children. It wasn't a holly jolly Christmas that year. For many were killed. Frylock: Well, that still doesn't tell me why you... Robot: I'm not finished. YOU should have gotten a snack. A war-like race of elves from the Red Planet landed on the ice-encased Earth, and they were immediately enslaved by the unevolved Santa Ape to make his confused toys using galactic elfin technology. Toys were made into recognizable shapes and given names like "train, " but these toys were also thrown at predators and defecated upon because they were so stupid. Christmas still sucked, in a big way. Meatwad: Boy, this IS a long story. Maybe I WILL get something to eat. Carl: Yeah, I think I'm gonna get drunk while I listen. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [the Aqua Teens have been visited by a robotic turkey from the future] Frylock: I think he's crazy. Master Shake: No, I really think he's from the year 9595! Meatwad: Yeah, me too. Master Shake: Did you listen to his story? Meatwad: I did. And it checks out. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Emory: You know, we should probably get going. I mean, this is how fights start. Oglethorpe: This is not a fight. This is a WAR! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Frylock is saying the Thanksgiving blessing] Frylock: Lord, we ask you to bless our neighbor Carl... Carl: Oh, no! Do not drag me into this! The Lord does not need to know I am here! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Master Shake has killed himself in Carl's pool] Frylock: Oh my God! Carl: Fryman, I am so sorry... that I can't press charges. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Meatwad: Oh, hi Carl! Carl: Is that all you came to say? We, uh, we done here? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Happy Time Harry: What the hell do you need night vision goggles for? You're a hillbilly! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Mothmonsterman has strung Carl up in a silk cocoon] Frylock: What did you do to Carl? Mothmonsterman: Oh, yeah, I laid my eggs in his esophagus. You know, I gotta propagate my species and... he's being a real baby about it. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Meatwad: How do I get it? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Santa Claus: Thank you Frylock, for saving my life. Because if I survive this... I'm going to beat the shit out of that meatball! Frylock: Santa, it's not his fault. He just got a little carried away. Santa Claus: He got A LOT carried away. You know that remote control racecar Meatwads been wanting for christmas? Oh he's gonna get it... FAR UP HIS ASS! Frylock: Santa, calm down you're going into shock. Santa Claus: Maybe I'll see if the reindeers like MEAT this year. Frylock: Santa, you should be fine by christmas time. Santa Claus: Well then who will deliver the presents to the children? You have NO idea how it works do you? How about you get me a phone. Ho Ho Ho I'm calling the police. Frylock: No No Santa, you don't have to do that. Santa Claus: Get me a mirror i want to see myself. Frylock: I don't think thats the best idea. Santa Claus: Oh God, I'm Horror Claus! Frylock: Meatwad, Get in here! Santa Claus: Yes, see what you've done to me! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Santa Claus: Meatwad, have you been sending me letters? Meatwad: Yes, because I have been a good boy for the first quater and most of the second quater of this year. Santa Claus: But it's the middle of fucking July! Those Faggoty elves don't even come in into December. Meatwad: Santa, I need presents. I need a unicycle, a banana suit, and a banana hat to wear with the banana suit. Santa Claus: Well, then i'll just waltz on down to the Free Present store! Do you know how much those things cost? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Meatwad: Our minds must be conflicting because you say plague of snakes and all I hear is Easter bunny, Easter bunny, Easter bunny. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Shake: What are we doing here Frylock? I mean, Egypt doesn't even exist anymore! You don't hear DMX rap about it. Meatwad: Shake, this place is ness-essential to my edumacation for my... Boy, I am smart. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Carl: Silly Daddy, Ya can't eat carpet! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Oglethorpe hits Emory with a lamp] Emory: Ow! Damn! You hit me in the chin! Oglethorpe: Oh, sorry, I thought you were a ghoul. Emory: Well, I'm not. Oglethorpe: Well, it was your own damn fault for making noises like a ghoul. Emory: Dude, I was flushing the toilet! Oglethorpe: Ghouls do that. [pause] Oglethorpe: When they're making brownies. Emory: Well, uh... Oglethorpe: Shh! Did you hear that? He's in the attic now. He'll kill us. Get the kitchen knife! Emory: Uh, the kitchen is in the attic. Oglethorpe: Well, great, then he has the knife now! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Travis: I would say that... perseverance number one atritude... aptude... attribute. I people person. Uh, work good with children. People rike me. Because I force them to! With violence! Mall Manager: Well that's, uh... do you uh, do you have any questions for me, or? Travis: I rule you. Mall Manager: Well, it was really nice to meet you, and uh, and I'll let you know in the near future if we start hiring [coughs] Mall Manager: animals. Travis: Thank you bitch. Suck it dry! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dr. Weird: My ass has finally decided to eat my hand! It hungers for more! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Master Shake: You're being rude to me. Don't chain me down with your manners. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Carl: Hey! Hey! Look at my hair! It's actually rockin' a little harder now! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Carl: I couldn't help but notice when we made eye contact... I really like your shoes, try laughter, laughter is a good thing. Screw this, this is lame. Hey! I saw you checking out my goods! You want a sample? A little try-before-you-buy, eh? Come here, bitch, stand and deliver! Master Shake: Get over here bitch, please. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Happy-Time Harry: Oh, oh, oh! I got one! Why don't we call ourselves "Let'ss get off our fucking asses and do something because my parole officer really loves it when I dont tell him that I spent my one day off dicking around on the fucking moon!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hooker: See if they want to join us... Carl: Jackpot! I knew there was something special about you and I'm not just saying that 'cause you're a whore, but you are a total whore. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Frylock: Carl, let her go! You're highly infectious. Carl I'm afraid you've been clowned. Carl: Yeah, I thought my flipflops felt a little tight. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Frylock: Carl, we need to get rid of that wig. Carl: No! It gave me confidence and almost sex. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dr. Weird: Gentlemen! I have genetically spliced the double-helix of a fried porkchop with that of my roommate, Randall! Steve: Whoa! Dr. Weird: Hell yes, whoa! Come here, Randall, and pay your half of the utilities! Mwhahaha -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Meatwad: I wanted a bunny rabbit, I was gonna name it Nathan... that's Latin for 'worm' by the way... Nathan Scott Phillips. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Meatwad: Hey Frylock, look! Me and Nathan are cuddlin', on the inside. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Master Shake: Oh shut up, you drunk! Meatwad: Oh, so you just decide that I'm drunk? You can't decide. I make that decision. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- M.C. Pee Pants: [is dead and has just arrived in Hell] HEY! Any of you guys into rapping? Satan: Listen up, Scab! Down here we only listen to Speed Metal! M.C. Pee Pants: Well, alright. That's cool man. Satan: [sets M. C. Pee Pants on fire] No, it is not! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Err: It's all free! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Inignot: You pay far out the ass for it. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Meatwad: But I thought it was free? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Frylock: [about throwing out their old television set] Yep. I thought it was about time we invested in a high-definition plasma screen. Meatwad: I thought you said TV was bad. Frylock: It is. But we fuckin' need it. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [to communicate with an alien, Frylock has invented a device made from an inverted colander] Frylock: The point is, I made this. Shake: What is that? For vegetables? Frylock: Well, it translates brain synapses and neural skull vibrations into audible speech frequencies. Shake: Yeah, I got one o' them too; it's called a mouth. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [on being offered immortality] Carl: Nah... sometimes I kinda wanna die. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Inignot: Quiet, Err. I'm transmitting rage. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Frylock: It's not Dracula, it's just a damn school bus! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Err: It WAS free! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Inignot: A real warrior would have jumped on it like a beast... before it went straight up to $99.99! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Master Shake: I was not put on this earth to listen to meat! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Captain: I'd like to take this time to point out that I'm a repeated sex offender. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Frylock: What happened to Meatwad? Err: He got busted man. Inignot: For drinking and stealing and smoking in a non-smoking area. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Master Shake: I got rid of my teeth at a young age because... I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come and get them. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Meatwad: I hear the sounds of wings on the roof. It's the Tooth Fairy. Master Shake: What, is she coming for your one tooth? She won't, since I'm gonna kick it outta your head while you're asleep. Meatwad: [starts crying] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- M.C. Pee Pants: I had a strizoke in my brizain, you know what I'm sayin'? So I can't move all good. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Meatwad: I don't have any real dolls, I prefer to use my infinite imagination... cause I ain't got no damn money. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Master Shake is trying to get out of cleaning up the kitchen] Master Shake: That room is dead to me. Let's burn down the kitchen and use the living room as a kitchen from now on. Look, here's our stove. [sets the couch on fire] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Master Shake has made a mess of the kitchen. Frylock has sent him to the store to buy cleaning supplies] Frylock: [pulls out an aerosol can] What? Is this cheese? How are you going to clean up the kitchen with cheese, Shake? Master Shake: We don't... I mean, that room is dead to me now. Let's just wall it off and use the living as our kitchen from now on. Look, here's our new stove. [Sets the couch on fire] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ignignot: We do whatever we want, to whomever we want, at all times. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dr. Weird: Gentleman! Chop off my head with such velocity, that my blood will rocket through my neck and propel my lifeless body all the way to Phoenix! Steve: Wow. Ah heh. Eh, what's in Phoenix? Dr. Weird: Why, it's your momma, Steve! Get the axe! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ol' Drippy: Idle hands spend time at the genitals, and you know how much God hates that. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Master Shake: You're both yo-yo's. Shut up ya yo-yo's. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Meatwad: Yeah, that'd be fun... if I was stupid. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Shake is going to jump off a cliff so he can become a Highlander] Frylock: Shake wait. The Highlander was just a movie. Master Shake: No, Frylock, The Highlander was a documentary, and events happened in real time. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Oglethorpe knocks over a barbecue] Emory: That is great. Why don't you burn the whole ship down while you're at it. Oglethorpe: Shut up. I have an amazing plan to betray our new friend. HAHAHAHAHA. Emory: I thought the plan was to barbecue with him. Oglethorpe: Plans are for fools. When he gets here we melt him... and laugh... on into the night. HAHAHAHAHA. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Oog: So there me was beating boulder into powder because me couldn't eat it, and magic ball land in lap. Naturally me think, "All right, free egg." because... me stupid and me caveman. So me spent about three days humping and bust open with thigh bone so me could eat it good. Then magic ball shoot Oog with beam, and next thing me know me go out and invent wheel out of dinosaur brain. Magic dino wheel rolls for three short distance until me eat it. The point is, me get smarter. Soon me walk upright, me feather back dirty matted hair into wings for style, and me stop to use bathroom as opposed to me just doing it as me walk. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Carl: I don't need no instructions to know how to rock. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Shake: I got something stuck in my ass. Frylock: What the hell? There is something there. Shake: Get it out. What is it. It looks like an "easy open" toilet? Frylock: It's a mini basketball hoop. Shake: What is this bas-ket-ball you speak of? Frylock: Aw Hell. I forgot to put sports on the DVD. Shake: And what is this [laugh] Shake: s-sports you speak of? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Master Shake is staring at Randy's Tentacles] Randy the Astonishing: What, you like something you see down there? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Master Shake: Who are you?... What is this this? Demonic voice: It is the Broodwich, forged in darkness from wheat harvested in Hell's half-acre, baked by Beelzebub, slathered with mayonaise beaten from the evil eggs of dark chicken forces into sauce by the hands of a one-eyed madman, cheese boiled from the rancid teat of a fanged cow, layered with six-hundrded and sixty-six separate meats from an animal which has maggots for blood! Frylock: See... told ya. Master Shake: I tasted mustard. Demonic voice: Yeah... DIJON mustard! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Inignot: On the moon, the weekend has advanced beyond your wildest dreams. Weekends now take up the entire week, and jobs have been phased out accordingly. Err: We get checks from the government. And we use them to buy beer. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Master Shake: I swear, it's gonna be hell week all rolled up into one night up in here. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Carl and Shake have ordered a mail-order bride] Carl: Oh man, I cannot wait. I got the oils, the candles, the works. When does that babe get here? Master Shake: Carl, don't refer to her as a babe, please. She is a Chechnyan prostitute and you will refer to her as such. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Evil TV Puppet: This your right, thats your right. This is your right. Your gonna die. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Satan: Satan like funny box. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future: Millions of years ago, before Sigourney Weaver... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Evil TV Shake: I'm in your house. Call me. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Frylock: Where do you think our TVs come from? Master Shake: Jesus? Meatwad: No. It's Santa Clause. Master Shake: It's the same thing. Meatwad: No, it ain't. And I should know. I'm Jewish. [pause] Meatwad: From this day forward. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jiggle Billy: Commence the jigglin'. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Happy-Time Harry: You know why you're in a box? Because they put you there. Jiggle Billy: I don't know why I jiggle. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Master Shake: There is something wrong with that TV. Frylock: There is nothing wrong with that TV. [Tv starts gushing blood] Frylock: Okay, there is something wrong with that TV. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Happy-Time Harry: You know... sometimes I like to cut myself... until I pass out. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Master Shake: Excuse me, I need to pray. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Meatwad: Hey you guys, did you say that it would be easy to get whatever I want, like a ten speed, because that's what I really want. Inignot: Getting it is easy. Filling it with illegal substances and sending it across the border is not. Err: Yeah, see, those dogs, they can smell ANYTHING. So you gotta kick 'em in the throat. Meatwad: Well hey now, guys, look. I do not want to do anything illegal here... but I would kill somebody... in front of their own mama... to get a ten speed. And if any witnesses testify against me, I'll gouge their eyes out. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Glass-Bottom Boat Captain: Hi. This is your captain speaking. Welcome to the glass-bottom boat ride at the world famous Trenton Tar Pits. I just want to let you know I'm a convicted sex offender. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [after faking fighting off Tar-Monsters] Glass-Bottom Boat Captain: It's okay folks, we're safe. I scared them away with my nudity. [pause] Glass-Bottom Boat Captain: Does that arouse anyone down there. Meatwad: What does that mean? Frylock: It means we're getting off this boat right now. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Meatwad: Hey, how do I know if I'm aroused? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Glass-Bottom Boat Captain: Oh-no, ladies and gentlemen, now we're being attacked. Look to your left over the Tarboard side. Giant microscopic Tar Monsters. Frylock: There ain't nothin' over here but tar and a used condom wrapper. This is gross. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Inignot: Fryman, we are full of religion now. Everyone, please - bow your heads, and pretend to be serious. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dr. Weird: Gentlemen... behold! Steve: What? Dr. Weird: Um, hang on... and now... behold! Steve: You supposed to do something, or... Dr. Weird: Am I not invisible? Steve: Ayyy... no. Dr. Weird: Why not? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Inignot: Come on, Meatman. Let's go break the law to fulfill your primitive needs. Meatwad: Well, I don't think so. Last time you were here you threw me at an old lady's mailbox and you made me moon Boy Scout Troop No. 324. Err: Ha ha, ha ha! We did! Inignot: Well... this time we won't. Meatwad: Okay, cool. Let me just get my keys. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Inignot: The innocent shall suffer - big time. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Orbiting the Earth when preparing to invade:] Oglethorpe: Look at it. Orbiting there, like it's so cool! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Happy Time Harry: Hello, I'm Happy Time Harry. [Flicks switchblade] Happy Time Harry: You got a problem with that? Because if you do, we'll go right now. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Meatwad: You know, Happy Time Harry, just being around you kinda makes me want to die. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Oglethorpe has built a copy of the Stargate] Emory: Isn't that the Starg... Oglethorpe: NO! It is the FARGATE! It is not some other kind of gate from a movie or TV show that I've never seen! Notice that it has a wheelchair and a pink mohawk? We're not getting sued! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Oglethorpe: No, it is a Fargate! From the makers of Thindependence Day! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Meatwad: Go fart yourself. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Meatwad: Fudge you, butthole. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Carl's head has been grafted to a new body] Carl: I don't remember being so old... and so black. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ignignot: Just say here, and by here we mean "Here I am, rock you like a hurricane." Err: You do has the Scorpions have before you! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Inignot: Where shall I drape this wet, primitive Earth towel? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Master Shake, despite expectations, is not melting] Emery: Well, if you still wanna melt him, I've got this really bitchin' hair dryer. Oglethorpe: Well, if you think that'll help, break it out. It'll only take FOUR THOUSAND KROTONS! Emery: Hey, I'm just trying to help! Oglethorpe: Well, I think screwing everything up is a funny way of helping. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Master Shake is being held hostage by the Plutonians] Emery: Hey, Oglethorpe, do you remember this guy? Oglethorpe: I'm starting to. Emery: And how annoying he was? Oglethorpe: Yes, and how he scoffed at our magazines. Emery: So, uh, what were we gonna do with him? [pause] Oglethorpe: We will use him for the armies... of the night! Emery: But I thought we were gonna use the replicant for an army of the night... Oglethorpe: Different armies, dorkface. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [the Plutonians are trying to determine why Master Shake isn't melting] Oglethorpe: Well, maybe you shouldn't have run the melter through the VCR! Emery: Well, maybe you shouldn't have insisted that all meltings be taped! I mean, you know you never watch them! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Oglethorpe: You see how my mind works? It's like a laser. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Carl: Hey guys! What are you doing in my house... without my permission? Inignot: We're here to steal your pornography, and sodomize our vast imaginations. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Err: We smoke while we flip the bird. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Frylock: There are different kinds of music in the world, Meatwad. [hands Meatwad a collection of classical music CDs] Frylock: How about getting down with some REAL gangsters... from the fifteenth century? Meatwad: Bach-t? Beet-oven? I dunno. Are these guys down with the Pee-Pants? Frylock: Well, Meatwad. They wore pantaloons back in those days. Meatwad: Shoot, boy. You'd get killed wearing that in my hood. Frylock: Well I think you'll find these guys are pretty darn dope, if you know what I mean. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Meatwad: Science is a mystery to man, isn't it Frylock? Frylock: Yeah. It sure is, Meatwad. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Carl: Hey, buddy, how you doin'? Pizzaland, huh? Yeah, that's lots of fun. I just called to tell you that YOU BURNED MY FRICKIN' HOUSE DOWN! Master Shake: But the grass is gone? Look, Carl, that is the price of doing business. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Frylock: [in bondage gear] Tell me I've been bad! Meatwad: ...Uh, yes, you... you've been acting up lately. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [wearing a leather facemask] Frylock: Tell me I've been bad. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Err: Ya all have any eggs? Shake: I don't know guys. Lemme check. Err: 'Cause I'm totally gonna mess someone's house up! Inignot: Yes, eggs or pot... Either one. Meatwad: Hey, a, Frylock, do we have any pot? Frylock: No, we don't! Marijuana is illegal. Err: What about Nitrous, man? Inignot: Shut up, Err. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Inignot: [flipping the bird] I hope he can see this 'cause I'm doing it as hard as I can. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dr. Weird: [as an answering machine message] Gentlemen. You have reached Dr. Weird's residence. Now speak at the tone! Telemarketer: Hello, Dr. Wire... Wired... Wi... Weird. Dr. Weird: Steve, send the phone spiders. Telemarketer: This is Jay Edwards with, uh, Chauna Construction Company. With Spring here, we thought you might be interested in a new deck. AHH! Spiders! Get 'em off! Get 'em off! Dr. Weird: No, I guess we're not interested. Ah ha ha ha! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Frylock: Carl, did you lose something behind the couch? Carl: Yeah I did! I lost peace and quiet! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Frylock: Do you know how much water is used up every time you flush the toilet? Carl: I give. What? Frylock: Three gallons. Carl: Wow, what a waste. The poor children. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Meatwad: Well, he ain't gonna poop in the yard. I mean, he'll go inside to do that. Frylock: Not if his door's locked. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Meatwad: I just can't go, you know, with people watching. Master Shake: We don't need a toilet. The pile of clothes in the hallway has worked fine for us for years, and it will continue to work. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Master Shake: Mail call! Frylock, letter for you! Meatwad... get a life! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Master Shake: Well, look. I mean, is he gonna be able to chase us? Cause if I woke up lookin' like that, I would just run towards the nearest living thing and kill it. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Frylock: [after placing Carl's head on the machine] I give you the ultimate in military hardware! Complete with laser cannon, indestructible titanium exoskeleton, and motion activated plasma pulse rifles. Master Shake: And you're gonna plug him in? Frylock: You're right. Damn, what the hell was I thinking? Meatwad: Fudge. Frylock: That's not an F-bomb. Meatwad: Fudge you. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Master Shake: Why does everything have to be a federal case with you? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Master Shake: [emerges from Carl's pool and gasps for breath] Twenty seconds! It's a new world record! Inignot: [emerges from Carl's pool] Twenty-three seconds. Err: That is the new moon record! Inignot: Then it shall be so. Err: Now and forever. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dr. Weird: My ass has finally decided to eat my hand! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Master Shake: I haven't paid taxes in six years, and I'm not getting busted by a damn sandwich. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Turkatron: Enjoy those tacos now, for in 1000 years they will be illegal... eh Ha Ha Ha! I think we all know why. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Master Shake: [to Frylock] Look who just ruined Halloween... You know, you're like an A-Bomb. Everyone's laughin', havin' a good time, and then you show up. BOOM! Everything's dead. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dr. Weird: Gentlemen! Who has stolen my hairarium? Steve: What? Dr. Weird: My hair helmet! Steve: Oh, that. It's on your head. Dr. Weird: Oh. [pause] Dr. Weird: BULLSHIT! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Master Shake: No! Let's get right down to it. What I say is very baffling. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Frylock: That's not a toy! Master Shake: You say that about everything you own. You should own toys. They're fun. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Meatwad: [Meatwad rolls up to Carl dragging a bag behind him] Hey Carl! Carl: Oh great, you've seen me. Meatwad: Hey, you want to contribute to Sirloin's hunger drive? He goin to feed the shorties y'all. Carl: [Meatwad hands Carl the bag, Carl takes it] Yeah, let me see here. I think I got some, uh, oysters over here. Meatwad: [Carl proceeds to spit into the bag] Oh, thank you. Carl: And be sure to thank Sirloin for keeping me up all night. Meatwad: Yeah, I do that. Hey, I thought that oysters had shells? Carl: No, usually, but not these. They were, uh, farm raised... in my throat... with cheese. Hey uh, you want some crabs? Cause I got some of them. Meatwad: No... no my, my bag's pretty full right now. Carl: I don't know if they're Alaskan King, but they feel huge... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Carl: Meat-man... ever since my son was... never born, because I've never had consensual sex without money involved... I've always kind of looked at you as... a thing, that I could live next to... in accordance with state laws. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Master Shake: I'm not in the business of seeing whatever pleases you! Meatwad: Well I'm in business. [under his breath] Meatwad: Business of kicking your ass, and let me tell ya, business is booming. I'm open for business, business of giving you the business... up your butt. Meatwad: [Meatwad looks and sees Master Shake with a baseball bat] Did you hear me say that? Master Shake: Your looking to expand your business? Meatwad: [runs away] Business is closed! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Shake: What the...? This closet used to be full of TVs! Meatwad: Cause you keep breaking them. Shake: Cause you keep pissing me off! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Master Shake: [Telling Meatwad how to cross the street] Look, theres only one way to get across this street, you close your eyes and just waltz out there with complete disreguard for machine. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dr. Weird: Gentlmen: There's a chance, THIS will work! Steve: Uhhh... actually, you said there's NO chance this would work. Dr. Weird: [looks over to see himself hooked up to a vat of BBQ sauce] ... FOOL! That will never work! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Master Shake: Don't you touch those! They're in mint condition, and they're gonna stay that way! Meatwad: I'll touch 'em all the way to the trash can is what I'll do... Master Shake: You touch those and your G.I. Joes are gonna be M.I.A. my friend! and then who's gonna call Little Momma Joe, to tell her that her boy ain't coming home? Cause SOMEBODY was asleep on guard duty! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Frylock: [after Shake has dug up half the yard] I told you, fourteen inches! Master Shake: You tell me a lot of things, but that doesn't mean I have to listen. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Meatwad: Hey, should we get Shake? Cause he's gettin eaten by aphids. Frylock: Nah, he'll get a ride. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Master Shake: I must say, bacon aside, this is the best damn sandwich I've ever eaten. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Shake: Now why don't you go back in your house and shut up! [Carl's head explodes] Meatwad: Now why'd he do that? Shake: Why wouldn't he? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Dr. Weird is standing next to a lawnmower, gesturing to it] Dr. Weird: GENTLEMEN! I... have made LOVE to this MACHINE! And in retrospect... I ask myself WHY! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Witch Doctor: Now, repeat after me. I Am... Carl, Frylock, Meatwad: I Am... Witch Doctor: Sofa King... Carl, Frylock, Meatwad: Sofa King... Witch Doctor: We Todd Ed. Carl, Frylock, Meatwad: We Todd Ed. Witch Doctor: Now say it again, faster. Carl, Frylock, Meatwad: I Am Sofa King We Todd Ed. Witch Doctor: Hahahaha! You said a very funny thing. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Inignot: [the Mooninites have broken into Carl's house] We are here for your pornography. Err: So hand over those magazines! Carl: Oh, I got some magazines for ya all right. They're filled with hollow points! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Inignot: Mooninites duplicate, reunite, and unihilate. Err: Lock in! [Mooninites create huge laser gun] Inignot: Was this in your plan? Err: I don't think it was! Inignot: Square the Quad-Laser and you have, behold: The Quad-Glaser. Err: I thought it was Glacier, man! Inignot: Yes, the Quad-Glacier... that's what I said. Err: Would you just hurry up and fire it, it's getting heavy! Inignot: You with all the great plans: you shall not see the next decade. You shall never know that turtlenecks will come back... in a big way. Err: [off-balance] Would you hurry up, I can't hold it up much longer, my legs are gonna... ow! Damn! Inignot: ...Fire! [a huge laser block is fired] Err: Why they call it the Glacier? Inignot: Do you want it done fast, Err, or do you want it done right? Err: I just want it done! Damn! My legs! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Carl: [Carl, Meatwad and Frylock are holding hands in a s�ance] Hey, can we stop holdin' hands in Fairyland, here? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Meatwad is playing the "Insult Fighter" video game] Insult Opponent: Hey, man, you stole my wristwatch! Insult Fighter: You dumb, I already have a wristwatch. You dumb. Insult Announcer: Buuuuuurned! Meatwad: [laughs] Yeah! Burn! Insult Opponent: I saw you lookin' at it! Insult Fighter: [scoffs] Jo momma, you did! Insult Announcer: Classic comeback! Insult Fighter: Jo momma, jo momma, jo momma! [Opponent catches on fire] Insult Announcer: Incineration! Meatwad: Alright! Insult Announcer: You're the Insult Master! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Master Shake: You are the gayest monster since gay came to Gaytown. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dr. Weird: GENTLEMEN: BEHOLD! Steve: You know, you can call me Steve. I'm the only one here. creature from the blue lagoon walks up behind Steve Right? Dr. Weird: MY MIND! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Carl: [in the middle of "washing" a car] You... you think we should take another pass at this? Cause I'm still seeing some paint here, and it's startin' to MOCK me! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Meatwad: [concerning the fate of M.C. Peepants] Well, wherever he is... Master Shake: He's in Hell! Meatwad: Well, wherever THAT is... Master Shake: It's a fiery pit of unpleasantness in the center of the Earth... Meatwad: OK! Well wherever THAT is, and do not say anything... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Meatwad: Someone hook me up with a flame, I'm having a nic fit! Inignot: Err, light him up. Frylock: Meatwad! Err: Here. Inignot: Encourage him in his habit. Err: That's a good smoker! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Frylock: Hey Meatwad, how's that old Happy Time Harry? Happy Time Harry: Hey! Pipe down! Meatwad: Shhh. Quiet Frylock, he's still sleeping. Frylock: Well, Meatwad, it's four in the afternoon. Maybe you should get him up and go play outside or something. Meatwad: Nah... he, he said he's gonna spend the rest of the day figuring out how he's gonna pay his bills. Frylock: Awww, so he's got little doll bills, huh? That's cute. Happy Time Harry: Shut UP! Meatwad: Not really. He says it don't matter how hard you work, or how much you do, you're always gonna be in the hole. Sometimes, he says 'Get out of my face, and if you've got a problem with that, I'll cut you!' -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Master Shake: [referring to Happy Time Harry] Frylock, you stay away from that doll with the red shoes, if you know what's good for you. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dr. Weird: I NEED TO LOOSE TWENTY MORE POUNDS OR I'LL NEVER BE PRETTY! [starts cutting legs with chainsaw] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dr. Weird: Gentlemen! [a snake is wrapped around his head] Dr. Weird: Very slowly... Very carefully... I want you to AGITATE THE HELL OUT OF THIS SNAKE! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future: [referring to new neighbor, Glenn Danzig] I cannot live with that guy. He is so annoying, he is so frightening, and he doesn't wear a shirt. Master Shake: You make our house bleed, right now! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Carl: Hello Ladies, say hello to Goliath. We had to order special elastic pants for him on the internet. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Frylock: [Carl's house has burned down and he's just gotten back from the hospital with a foot grafted to his head] Well, Carl, you can stay with us for now. Carl: [laying down in an antbed] Yeeaahh, thank you Daddy... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Carl: [Carl wakes up with a body made entirely of eyeballs] Why do my knees feel like they wanna tear up? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Frylock: You know what tonight is? Carl: Yeah the night I'm downloading porn at 14 kilobytes a second! Carl: Ha! I'm just kidding. I got a cable modem back here. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Master Shake: You're about to not have a mouth! And I mean it! I'LL RIP IT OFF! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Meatwad: Oh, here's another idea. Hell no. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Carl: If you need anything, you know who to look to - someone else. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Shake: That's a deep kiss too, like the Europeans. You know, the French, they have to unhinge their jaw to show love. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Meatwad: Get your hellin' damnin' ass back in that bitchin' damn room, damn it! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Steve: [posing as Dr. Weird] GENTLEMEN! FILL ME FULL OF BARBEQUE SAUCE BECAUSE I'M DUMB AS HELL! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Master Shake: Friends... relations... Whatever the hell Meatwad is... I've lived a full life. It's actually been pretty bitchin'. But now, regrettably, my life has been taken. Please bury me with all my stuff, because you know it's mine... Dearest Meatwad: Turn on that dumb game 'cause I'm gonna wail on you from the grave, baby! Suck it up, mutha! Missing you already, M.S. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Meatwad: You should just give in and realize that we is dumb, dumb as hell. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Oglethorpe: Imprison him within the laser rings! [Spinning laser rings drop from the ceiling and encircle Master Shake] Oglethorpe: You shall never move from that spot again, unless you like being cut in half! [Master Shake steps through the rings and answers the phone] Master Shake: [into phone] Y'ello. Oglethorpe: The laser rings! They do nothing! Master Shake: Look brother, these ain't nothing but disco lights. Emory: But the installer said that they were prison laser rings. Oglethorpe: Do not listen to him, for he is a witch! Master Shake: Look fellas, I gotta go. Oglethorpe: Oh, and leave before you take over our minds with some spell, witch? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Emory: What should we do with the prisoner? Oglethorpe: We shall ask the great Orbnauticus! [a mirrored disco ball decends from the ceiling] Oglethorpe: Orbnauticus, we seek wisdom. To what evil purpose shall we put our slave to use? [no answer] Emory: Maybe he's just sleeping... Oglethorpe: SILENCE! Do not insult Orbnauticus, or you will be damned forever to the Forbidden Zone! Emory: Well, maybe we should call the installer. I mean, he's the same guy that did the laser rings. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Carl: Come here, bitch! Stand and deliver! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Carl: [out of breath] Yeah, I wrote that. It's called "I Wanna Rock Your Body", then in parantheses it says "Til The Break O' Dawn". I wanna rock your body, baby! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Master Shake: [Meatwad and Shake are surfing the net on the plaque conspiracy] Hush! Be quiet or you'll damage the search engine. Meatwad: Oh, gee, I forgot! I'm sorry... Master Shake: Well, I'M sorry but if you don't cooperate somebody's gonna have their mouth stabbed shut with skewers! [insanely] Master Shake: And then we shall see how well the ax slices through the meat! Meatwad: [stares] Oh... [cries loudly] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Carl: You think you're gonna live forever, but you won't. Someone'll kill ya. Someone'll kill ya with a knife. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Master Shake: [has just stomped on Meatwad's jambox] Dancing is forbidden! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Shake: Hows it goin? Are you the guy who keeps telling me to beware? 'Cause I'll tell you where to be... out of my face! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Meatwad suffers moodswings from being pregnant] Meatwad: Oh... boy, I apologize. My hormones are goin' nuts. Now, please... if you would... get the f* outta my way. I mean, how many times I gotta fin' write "ice cream" on this fin' list before someone gets in fin' gear, and brings home the fin' ice cream? Maybe I should get a steak knife, and etch it in your muthafin' forehead! How hard can it fin' be? Ice muthafin' cream! I guess that's the price I pay for livin' with two f**in' morons! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ol' Drippy: Why don't you lick my head? Master Shake: Why don't you kiss my ass! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Master Shake: [on the ground] Fuck you, hand truck me up! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Glass-Bottom Boat Captain: Well, everyone, that's the end of the tour, and I'm feeling kinda sexy. Who wants to come up here and feel sexy with me?
35 L A T E S T R E P L I E S (Newest First)
Carl	Posted - 03/26/2007 : 06:13:08 Six film clips: http://iesb.net/index.php?option=com_d4j_ezine&task=read&page=1&category=3&article=2132&Itemid=30
s_wrenn	Posted - 03/25/2007 : 15:15:49 Don't know if it's been metioned already, but there's a ATHF game coming out for ps2 later this year http://www.1up.com/do/newsStory?cId=3158191 / @ ~ � �* . , \|
Carl	Posted - 02/18/2007 : 17:19:15 Downloadable clip: http://media.movies.ign.com/media/873/873842/vids_1.html Poster: Trailer now on Apple: http://www.apple.com/trailers/independent/aquateenhungerforcecolonmoviefilmfortheaters/
Visiting Sasquatch	Posted - 02/01/2007 : 19:23:41 Do you think this thread was started by a viral marketer?
Carl	Posted - 02/01/2007 : 07:47:09 Wow, weird stuff! Here's a streaming version of the movie trailer: http://www.adultswim.com/shows/athf/movie/index.html
Steak n Sabre	Posted - 02/01/2007 : 05:46:47 http://www.engadget.com/2007/01/31/aqua-teen-hunger-force-viral-ads-cause-boston-bomb-scare/ Aqua Teen Hunger Force viral ads cause Boston bomb scare: Oh, you viral marketers and tricksy Adult Swim promo squads, what've you done now? No longer content with offending parents and making the male aged 18-30 demo chortle with glee at their New Jersey debauchery, it would appear Aqua Teen crossed over into real life to wreak havoc promoting the upcoming ATHF movie. Geeky Lite-Brite-like visages of the Mooninites caused shut downs in several transit arteries in Boston, including Interstate 93, the Longfellow Bridge, and Storrow Drive, leaving thousands asking WHAT HAPPENED TO THEIR FRICKIN' CAR?! Strangely, Turner stated that these viral ads have been in place in 10 major cities for between two and three weeks, which leaves one to wonder why no one noticed the strange, pixelated cartoon characters flipping the bird until just this afternoon, and just in Boston. What?... Me Worry???
Carl	Posted - 01/27/2007 : 11:34:19 Downloadable trailer: http://media.movies.ign.com/media/873/873842/vids_1.html
Steak n Sabre	Posted - 01/10/2007 : 08:27:27 What, Geddy Lee not available?? Actually, this looks like it might be really good... Do You Believe It? .... You Better..
Carl	Posted - 01/08/2007 : 18:27:21 http://www.variety.com/article/VR1117956533.html?categoryid=13&cs=1 Posted: Tue., Jan. 2, 2007, 10:00pm PT 'Aqua Teen' to bigscreen Adult Swim adaptation marks First Look's initial foray into animation By DAVE MCNARY Adult Swim's feature version of surreal animated series "Aqua Teen Hunger Force" has been set for a March release by First Look Pictures with an opening of more than 800 playdates. The 86-minute pic, written, produced and directed by co-creators Matt Maiellaro and Dave Willis, marks First Look's initial theatrical foray into animation as well as Adult Swim's first feature under the Williams Street banner. The film centers on the origins of "Hunger Force" characters Meatwad, Frylock and Master Shake and an immortal piece of exercise equipment threatening the balance of galactic peace. "It was too big a story to do in 11 minutes," Willis told Daily Variety. "It's based on our fear of exercise equipment." Maiellaro and Willis will be voicing several parts each, and several members of the TV cast will be reprising their roles. Bruce Campbell and Neil Peart of the band Rush provide voice talent as well. "Aqua Teen Hunger Force" premiered in September 2001, when Adult Swim launched. More than 60 episodes of the series have been completed. 'Aqua Teen Hunger Force'
s_wrenn	Posted - 08/03/2006 : 14:47:45 No. But they might at some stage in the future *Se�n Says:* I need to raise �50,000,000 to make a CGI film adaptation of Matlock. Eddie Murphy will voice Matlock �
Carl	Posted - 08/03/2006 : 14:26:04 I don't have Bravo. Do they show it on Paramount? *Join the Cult Of Pob! And don't forget to listen to the Pobcast!*
s_wrenn	Posted - 08/03/2006 : 12:28:36 It's on Bravo some nights along with Robot Chicken *Se�n Says:* I need to raise �50,000,000 to make a CGI film adaptation of Matlock. Eddie Murphy will voice Matlock �
Carl	Posted - 08/03/2006 : 12:20:43 I've never seen it, but apparently there's a movie in the works-with Bruce Campbell as a chicken nugget called Chicken Bittle!! http://www.aintitcool.com/display.cgi?id=24061 *Join the Cult Of Pob! And don't forget to listen to the Pobcast!*
Otherfellers	Posted - 01/31/2006 : 11:46:11 My favourite quote ~ I will not walk so that the children may live... What? That's what it does! A little bit of fire never hurt anyone.
kathryn	Posted - 12/07/2005 : 04:37:10 What did you pre-order, KOK? I know it's not this, you don't need it: I got some heaven in my head
The King Of Karaoke	Posted - 12/07/2005 : 00:01:34 quote: Originally posted by Steak n Sabre Season 4 on DVD- released today! The Cult of Frank : 10,000,000 Points Of View... pre-ordered it last month. Hopefully have it for the weekend!
Steak n Sabre	Posted - 12/06/2005 : 07:41:00 Season 4 on DVD- released today! The Cult of Frank : 10,000,000 Points Of View...
Carl	Posted - 12/05/2005 : 17:18:48 I only just realised, their logo apes that of The Ramones! "Join the Honeycult!"
Little Black Francis	Posted - 12/05/2005 : 16:24:05 The complete series up till now. Four seasons worth of restaurant quality humor. Enjoy http://www.mininova.org/tor/57284 Details: 4.09 gig Aqua Teen Hunger Force/Season 01/aqua.teen.hunger.force.101.escape.from.leprauchpolis.dvdrip.abn.avi 70.33 megabyte Aqua Teen Hunger Force/Season 01/aqua.teen.hunger.force.102.bus.of.the.undead.dvdrip.abn.avi 70.3 megabyte Aqua Teen Hunger Force/Season 01/aqua.teen.hunger.force.103.mayhem.of.the.mooninites.dvdrip.abn.avi 70.28 megabyte Aqua Teen Hunger Force/Season 01/aqua.teen.hunger.force.104.balloonenstein.dvdrip.abn.avi 70.34 megabyte Aqua Teen Hunger Force/Season 01/aqua.teen.hunger.force.105.space.conflict.from.beyond.pluto.dvdrip.abn.avi 70.37 megabyte Aqua Teen Hunger Force/Season 01/aqua.teen.hunger.force.106.ol.drippy.dvdrip.abn.avi 70.42 megabyte Aqua Teen Hunger Force/Season 01/aqua.teen.hunger.force.107.revenge.of.the.mooninites.dvdrip.abn.avi 70.44 megabyte Aqua Teen Hunger Force/Season 01/aqua.teen.hunger.force.108.mc.pee.pants.dvdrip.abn.avi 70.37 megabyte Aqua Teen Hunger Force/Season 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Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click." Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
therewererumours	Posted - 11/20/2005 : 15:15:45 I only got to watch Adult Swim once in my freinds house as he had satallite. My freind and I laughed until we cried. Aquateen Hunger Force is hilarious even though I didn't have a clue what the hell it was supposed to be about. The sea lab and the super hero laywer cartoons are brillant as well. I'd love to be able to watch it again.
Carl	Posted - 11/20/2005 : 09:07:44 So that's where that little primitive-computer-graphics guy is from. The guy in the vest looks like a King Of The Hill character. "Join the Honeycult!"
kathryn	Posted - 11/19/2005 : 18:22:19 quote: Originally posted by The King Of Karaoke revival lock I got some heaven in my head
The King Of Karaoke	Posted - 11/19/2005 : 16:32:16 revival
The King Of Karaoke	Posted - 04/11/2005 : 14:12:53 I just ordered a bunch of aqua teen stuff off of here and I'm infinitely stoked! http://store.yahoo.com/wickedcoolstuff/index.html No one can defeat the Quad Laser.
The King Of Karaoke	Posted - 04/11/2005 : 14:09:01 No one can defeat the Quad Laser.
Homers_pet_monkey	Posted - 04/11/2005 : 13:47:14 Thanks Kim. I can't right now 'cos I am putting my music onto my iriver, but I will when I get the chance. I'll let you know what I think. I suspect I am gonna like it though. Ducking for apples - change one letter and it's the story of my life
KimStanleyRobinson	Posted - 04/11/2005 : 13:32:07 http://www.mcpeepants.com/movies.shtml Pull a few clips down and watch em.
Homers_pet_monkey	Posted - 04/11/2005 : 13:18:22 You are gonna have to enlighten us Brits. Ducking for apples - change one letter and it's the story of my life
prozacrat	Posted - 04/11/2005 : 12:48:13 I get to see MC Peepants next week. That should be a good show.
apl4eris	Posted - 04/11/2005 : 12:30:57 I hear that, yo. We smoke while we flip the bird.
KimStanleyRobinson	Posted - 04/11/2005 : 12:25:35 Apl, I watch Aquateens completely sober and absolutely laugh my lungs out. So, needless to say, if you were waiting around with five bucks in your hand waiting to buy my upcoming brochure Understanding Poop, you can put that five bucks away, 'cause it ain't happenin.
apl4eris	Posted - 04/11/2005 : 12:25:30 aww man, would you look at that? I might have to start playing GTA now. We smoke while we flip the bird.
prozacrat	Posted - 04/11/2005 : 12:05:56 I got my girlfriend the stuffed Meatwad, Master Shake and Frylock for Christmas last year. They're cute.
apl4eris	Posted - 04/11/2005 : 11:44:11 I laughed until I cried reading the "Go fart yourself" quote, followed by "fudge you, butthole". It may be from lack of sleep today, but I don't get stoned anymore, so what's my excuse for loving this cartoon? It's wonderful. sigh We smoke while we flip the bird.
prozacrat	Posted - 04/11/2005 : 11:11:05 Aquateen is the most delightfully brilliant, deliberately mundane fifteen minutes a person can experience. They have tons of excellent quotes, but yes, it's the voices and the delivery of said quotes that make them so enjoyable. Those of you not experienced in the ways of Aquateen Hunger Force should become so, and soon. And yes, it's quite good when watched in conjunction with Family Guy. God bless Adult Swim.

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