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| kathryn |
Posted - 03/30/2005 : 12:31:55
Sex.
Discuss.
(I could easily say that another forum member urged
me to start this thread, but I won't be coy. She and I are
curious to see where this goes.)
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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| VoVat |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 19:16:06
quote:
Fear ends all threads, doesn't it?
Except the threads that it starts.
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 05:23:58
"You eat shit 'cos you're stupid and shallow"
“Did I leave the gas on? No! I’m – no – I’m a fucking squirrel!”
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| KimStanleyRobinson |
Posted - 04/12/2005 : 21:53:40
Kathryn.
Hon.
Babe.
mmm mmm mmm.
If I had meant to adress your ladyship I would have used her proper name - thinkest thou?
Why, yes! Of course i should have!
No, I meant "k" as short for "Okay?" .
But i do understand how it might be possible for a woman of your advanced age to miss these little linguistic flips and turns in the new lexicon.
<shield to block kath attack>
Homers?
Pennies please.
The sex is dead.
So, needless to say, if you were waiting around with five bucks in your hand waiting to buy my upcoming brochure Understanding Poop, you can put that five bucks away, 'cause it ain't happenin.
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| kathryn |
Posted - 04/12/2005 : 15:28:15
What, Kim, what? What I do now?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| KimStanleyRobinson |
Posted - 04/12/2005 : 15:04:10
Oh, yeah.
I forgot.
Homers, could you step in and give us a couple o' pennies on the eyelids here?
K?
Tks. |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 04/12/2005 : 14:31:45
I thought HPM ended all threads
Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something. |
| KimStanleyRobinson |
Posted - 04/12/2005 : 14:17:56
Fear ends all threads, doesn't it? |
| speedy_m |
Posted - 04/12/2005 : 13:30:16
Great, so I guess I won't share my scat fetish in secrets thread, or that'll be the end of that one too.
The worst mistakes make the best regrets. |
| KimStanleyRobinson |
Posted - 04/12/2005 : 12:27:20
http://raysmuckles.blogspot.com/
"Friday, February 18, 2005
Man, what was I talkin' about?!
I ain't been around this blog in a long time, and just now I remembered about it. Man, last time I blogged I said I was gonna write a brochure about analyzing poop! I...what the fuck, man? I remember I was in a pretty bad way after some food poisoning, but I barely even remember goin' through the eating disorder stuff. I was probably exaggeratin', anyhow. I was probably eatin' steaks and delicious fries that whole time, and just acting like a wimp for attention. Shame on Ray.
So, needless to say, if you were waiting around with five bucks in your hand waiting to buy my upcoming brochure Understanding Poop, you can put that five bucks away, 'cause it ain't happenin.
Well, what's new? Had a pretty big wingding lately, and ended up wreckin' the Escalade. That's one thing that kind of blows about drivin' - if you wreck your ride, you just gotta leave it and bail, and the humans tow it away and you can't get it back, or even your CDs. I was miffed 'cause I left my new Sugar Loadzz demo in the car, and they don't have enough money to make another one, so I just have to sign them and hope for the best. I remember thinking that I liked the drums.
Also, in other news, it is raining pretty hard, so I'm inside checkin' out the new Escalade ESV Platinum Edition. It's got some pretty nice features the base model doesn't have, like heated exterior door handles for those icy days, and plus it's 1/2" lower than the standard edition, so it presents a smaller aerodynamic profile, and probably gets better gas mileage as a result. "
So, needless to say, if you were waiting around with five bucks in your hand waiting to buy my upcoming brochure Understanding Poop, you can put that five bucks away, 'cause it ain't happenin.
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| KimStanleyRobinson |
Posted - 04/12/2005 : 11:41:16
quote:
Originally posted by dayanara
only crazy girls like to get shit on. at least that's what i heard.
I love my dead gay son!
"...well, I'm not really 'crazy', like 'rolling around in my own feces' crazy or anyth...oooh, wait a minute...mmmmmhhhmmm - can we just go? Now?"
So, needless to say, if you were waiting around with five bucks in your hand waiting to buy my upcoming brochure Understanding Poop, you can put that five bucks away, 'cause it ain't happenin.
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| floop |
Posted - 04/12/2005 : 11:29:39
you said you wouldn't judge me kathryn. i feel betrayed
know what i'm sayin' dawg? |
| kathryn |
Posted - 04/12/2005 : 11:27:51
*shaking my head, sighing*
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| dayanara |
Posted - 04/12/2005 : 11:27:41
only crazy girls like to get shit on. at least that's what i heard.
I love my dead gay son! |
| floop |
Posted - 04/12/2005 : 11:20:24
yeah, what's wrong with a little feces eating?
know what i'm sayin' dawg? |
| kathryn |
Posted - 04/12/2005 : 11:18:18
I know it's a cliche but.... I respect whatever people are into as long as it's consensual. I don't get why some people
get all freaked out about whatever little quirks turn
others on. That said I've never "been intimate" with
anybody who had a fetish (other than the usual
boob-fixation men have). I think I would crack up
laughing if someone was into, I dunno, toes or
something.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| Carl |
Posted - 04/12/2005 : 04:52:48
I just watched that again last week. One od the scariest psycho roles ever, courtesy of D.Hopper.
"Mommmiee!!"
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| Skatealex1 |
Posted - 04/11/2005 : 21:49:46
SHE WORE BLUEEEEEE VELVET
The Truth Is Out There |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 04/11/2005 : 13:20:14
Haha, that was some weird shit right there! Great film though.
Ducking for apples - change one letter and it's the story of my life
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| floop |
Posted - 04/11/2005 : 12:49:42
know what i'm sayin' dawg? |
| apl4eris |
Posted - 04/11/2005 : 12:42:37
heheheheheheh!
<shudder>
hehheheheheheh!
We smoke while we flip the bird. |
| floop |
Posted - 04/11/2005 : 12:28:15
"i'll fuck anything that moves!"
know what i'm sayin' dawg? |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 04/11/2005 : 12:27:01
Yeah let's fuck!
Ducking for apples - change one letter and it's the story of my life
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| starmekitten |
Posted - 04/11/2005 : 09:30:44
Did you ever wonder if the person in the puddle is real, and you're just a reflection of him?
I wish I could find the right picture for this.
 I joined the cult of Derek/ because Dereks don't run |
| Cult_Of_Frank |
Posted - 04/11/2005 : 08:30:49
Bingo! :)
J/k, good point. Unless you believe that the universe is only defined by our own minds and therefore we are the ultimate power as well as the only one. Maybe this forum is a construct that makes up for my inability to imagine real people as friends and neither it nor any of you exist except in my mind...
Except there's no way I would've dreamed up some of this new artwork, so that pretty much invalidates that theory.
 "Oh dear / I seem to have joined the Cult of Frank." |
| Little Black Francis |
Posted - 04/11/2005 : 08:11:32
quote:
Originally posted by Cult_Of_Frank
If you know of another kind of power, I'd like to hear it.
Um, how about god, or the nature of the universe... something like that... is a power that definitely does not come directly from within but you are the channel or conduit of the power... Unless you are so powerful that you control everything...
what other people think of you is none of your business |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 04/11/2005 : 07:54:43
there aint no comboys in these parts!
I joined the cult of Derek/ because Dereks don't run |
| KimStanleyRobinson |
Posted - 04/11/2005 : 07:02:40
well, lets get this party started!
bring on the comboys and the tiny girls with big tits!
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| vilainde |
Posted - 04/11/2005 : 06:12:20
I think that the sex thread contains very little sex.
Denis
"I believe in your perfect face..." |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 04/11/2005 : 06:01:00
I agree with pretty much everything that mun chien has said here.
Ducking for apples - change one letter and it's the story of my life
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| Cult_Of_Frank |
Posted - 04/10/2005 : 20:44:23
If you know of another kind of power, I'd like to hear it.
"Oh dear / I seem to have joined the Cult of Frank." |
| floop |
Posted - 04/10/2005 : 20:30:44
are you talking about the force?
know what i'm sayin' dawg? |
| Cult_Of_Frank |
Posted - 04/10/2005 : 20:28:25
I always think it funny when someone refers to themselves as empowered. True power comes from within and can no more be given than taken away.
"Oh dear / I seem to have joined the Cult of Frank." |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 04/10/2005 : 20:10:37
*swooooooooooooooooon*
I joined the cult of Derek/ because Dereks don't run |
| floop |
Posted - 04/10/2005 : 20:09:31
quote:
Originally posted by starmekitten
i.e. the ideal man.
you called
know what i'm sayin' dawg? |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 04/10/2005 : 20:01:42
K - It seems that because these women are portrayed as being pretty in vogue and have vastly more exciting lives than they do they will leap on the smallest facet of the displayed character and use it as a validation "I'm like Carrie Bradshaw because I love shoes and Carrie Bradshaw is so amazingly empowered" "I'm like Bridget Jones because sometimes I sit around in my PJ's drinking stoli and listening to crap music - and thats cool because women are empowered" It's bollocks, it's like justification for a lack of personality and a complete lack of what they see as important i.e. the ideal man. I have heard it so often and mostly from the most vapidly shallow types you could ever meet. Mun Chien making a good point there, I know women who flaunt shoes at me that have cost them hundreds of pounds (and look to my eye like they cost pence) and expect me to cluck and coo, one girl once stopped talking to me because I told her I personally didn't like white trainers (she had just spent £150 on a pair of white trainers and I didn't like them) it was like I'd told a normal person they were a personality vaccuum.
Mun Chien - the issue about men and cosmetics is a vanity issue for me, I have dated a guy who wore eyeliner and nailvarnish because he liked them and that was cool. I have dated a guy who used to do facepacks on his nose because he thought his skin was bad there, that was fine also. What isn't attractive imo in men as well as women is the three hours in the bathroom obsessive behaviour. There's taking care of yourself and then there is seriously vain.
I guess personally I don't think that expensive things and all the slap in the world is going to make up for a personality defecit.
actually I ws making another point and I done gone forgot it.
I joined the cult of Derek/ because Dereks don't run |
