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| Elephant |
Posted - 03/28/2005 : 17:41:31
I haven't posted in this forum for something like two weeks now, and nobody has created a MIA thread for myself - hence, I thought I would do it myself.
Also, I placed 2nd in a nation wide Halo 2 tournament. I beat out a lot of nerds from all around Canada. Some were really really nerdy though, like I consider myself nerdy but these kids were out of control.
These kids looked like crossbreeds between pepperoni pizzas and Casper the Ghost (being pale in completion, and all...)
I won some awesome swag, and also... I get to participate in another nation wide tournament. And this time - if I place first, I get to go to the WORLD WIDE TOURNAMENT! But I'm sure the kids from China will beat me, they have small hands and little fingers, so they can get around the controler very very quickly. |
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| VoVat |
Posted - 04/01/2005 : 18:05:34
Yeah, I was wondering what happened to Elephant. I've heard he was endangered. Something about poachers wanting to use his teeth to make piano keys.
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 03/29/2005 : 09:40:29
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
I think Homers bought used, unwrapped undies
off of eBay, but I could be wrong.
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
You usually are.
Well Elephant, there was no danger of you forgetting your way back here was there?
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
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| Elephant |
Posted - 03/29/2005 : 04:30:04
YOU POINTING OUT MY SPELLING ERRORS IS SO EMBERASSING!
Ha ha ha, trust me though - there are worse things to missspell. Thank you however for the tip. My old thing usta' be spelling a lot as - allot. |
| shineoftheever |
Posted - 03/29/2005 : 04:14:33
embarrassing, think of it like "em"-"barr"-"assing" as in 'roseanne barr baring her fat ass is so embarrassing', you will never spell it wrong again. ;)
 You can go eat a decroded piece of crap! |
| Elephant |
Posted - 03/28/2005 : 20:26:26
Halo 2 is like the big xbox game of this year. It's a first person shooter, you kill aliens, or in head to head - fellow SPACE MARINES!
So, Bungie (the makers of the game) are hosting all of these tournaments to kind of push the game. The tournament I joined was hosted by Microsoft and EB games (a electronics game store) and also a chain of movie theaters.
We would go into the theater and play on the big screen. The first game I played I beat this 16 year old kid (I'm 15) like 26 to 0. Which is very emberassing, especially when a bunch of people are watching you on a big screen.
He slammed down his controler he was so pissed off, I think they gave the little feller a t-shirt or something to make up for it though. Poor little guy, I feel sorry for him. |
| Daisy Girl |
Posted - 03/28/2005 : 19:11:22
congrats on your tournament. what is halo?
what's so wrong about looking like casper???  I do. I say he was a very cute and friendly ghost.  |
| kathryn |
Posted - 03/28/2005 : 19:04:20
I think Homers bought used, unwrapped undies
off of eBay, but I could be wrong.
Also, I am having trouble keeping up with this thread
and its gist.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| Elephant |
Posted - 03/28/2005 : 18:54:56
I always thought since people from China are mostly suposta' have small penises, if I went to China - if I would be like a big hit with the ladies or what.
I always thought Western people would be seen as like rockstars there or something, I don't know - I would like to visit China some time. It would probably disapoint me though.
I like little China girls, and after all. Sex is China's business, same with Japan. Actually maybe it's more Japan's business, I can't remember. I saw a documentry on it once - you can buy used panties from vending machines there. I consider myself a closet perv, but even that's a little over the top for me.
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| kathryn |
Posted - 03/28/2005 : 18:37:02
No, no I don't. And I don't think I want to know. But I am sure
you will tell us.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| shineoftheever |
Posted - 03/28/2005 : 18:21:26
you know what they say about people with small hands and small fingers?
You can go eat a decroded piece of crap! |
| kathryn |
Posted - 03/28/2005 : 18:16:48
I miss Elephant. It's been so long since we were treated
to Elephant's wit and humor. I wonder what he's up to.
Maybe he's kicking ass in a national tournament or
something.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
