| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| floop |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 09:28:29
things you did, which, in retrospect, you probably shouldn't have.
or, definitely shouldn't have...
i sent a drunken text message to my ex-girlfriend that said, "once you go Jew, nothing else will do" (yes, she's jewish)
you got any good ones?
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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| kathryn |
Posted - 10/28/2005 : 07:49:40
Ok, driving 5 hours to the wedding may not be such a bad idea after all. The bride just told me I can wear black.
Swimming in the heavy water, buried in the sand
Happy hearts fall from my shaking hands
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| Surfer Rosa |
Posted - 10/28/2005 : 07:21:52
saying yes to pole dancing lessons
Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself. |
| kathryn |
Posted - 10/28/2005 : 05:28:29
Agreeing to attend a wedding 5 hours away seemed like a good idea at the time but not now that I have to spend 5 hours in a car entertaining a 4-year-old.
Swimming in the heavy water, buried in the sand
Happy hearts fall from my shaking hands
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| VoVat |
Posted - 08/12/2005 : 19:20:33
Not reading the General Chat forum for a month seemed like a good idea at the time.
Okay, it didn't really. I just haven't had the time.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 07/16/2005 : 05:13:46
yeah, but im bored. Bored of my hair,a nd how i feel.
Got new hair dye today anyway - honey brown - which is basically my natural hair colour.
If it goes that colour is a different matter all together though.......
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| kathryn |
Posted - 07/15/2005 : 10:27:31
Gypsy, don't you know that brunettes have more fun? 
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 07/15/2005 : 09:21:27
dying my hair blonde.
stoopid stoopid girl
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| Carl |
Posted - 07/14/2005 : 05:52:27
"Floop? Topics?" |
| danjersey |
Posted - 07/13/2005 : 23:13:18
to bring back a bunch of Floop topics. |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 07/10/2005 : 06:43:54
hahahahahaha
cheesecake?
cheese? cake?
not in my lifetime you dirty bastard
and you're questioning the sciences
and questioning religion
you're looking like an idiot
and you no longer care.
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 07/10/2005 : 06:41:08
"Garlic bread?"
"Garlic? And bread?"
Don't believe the type!
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| VoVat |
Posted - 07/08/2005 : 03:48:48
When I was in college, I sometimes had meals made up almost entirely of garlic bread.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
| kathryn |
Posted - 07/04/2005 : 10:24:31
Pie with just-picked organic berries. Definitely on my mind.
And rhubarb cooked with real vanilla bean, split down the middle. Served with custard, in a pie. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
And you thought I was weird with food.
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 07/04/2005 : 10:20:45
Mmm, pie.
That's quite regularly on my mind.
How's that for a slice of fried gold? |
| kathryn |
Posted - 07/04/2005 : 10:14:32
Thanks for the suggestion, Simon. Menu's all set at this point in the day:
guacamole and chips for apps; then cornbread, swordfish kebabs with or without veggies, and pasta salad; two kinds of organic pies for dessert.
Not to mention the drinks. I have a lot of work to do today.
Seemed like a good idea.
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 07/04/2005 : 10:01:26
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
Agreeing to cook for 18 seemed like a good idea at the time.
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
Make 'em garlic bread, K.
How's that for a slice of fried gold? |
| vilainde |
Posted - 07/04/2005 : 09:47:28
Posting pictures of beautiful women seemed like a good idea at the time.
Yeah, that was easy. So sue me.
Denis
I know the god of rock n roll / Yeah I sold him my soul! |
| kathryn |
Posted - 07/03/2005 : 15:04:54
Agreeing to cook for 18 seemed like a good idea at the time.
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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| danjersey |
Posted - 06/27/2005 : 21:04:33
playing this wonderful game that i am still not sure was even real. |
| MissMaceo |
Posted - 06/27/2005 : 20:49:19
that big, babbling rant about uteruses Z(or is it uteri? haha) seemed like a good diea at the time.
trying to drive to my friend's house 2 hours away after taking a tab of acid seemed like a good idea at the time
turning back around about 5 miles out of town seemed like an even better idea, fortunately |
| MissMaceo |
Posted - 06/27/2005 : 20:44:21
while waiting for the reply pae to load, i said the word 'uterus' in my head so many times that it lost all meaning.
I don't know what's more disturbing: "The uterus generally isn't involved in sex. It sometimes comes into play afterwards, but it isn't really directly related."
or that it was directly followed by
"I understand that"
gentlemen - please be polite when addressing the uterus and it's roll in female pleasure!During the thralls of female orgasm, it is the walls of the uterus which are contracting most heavily, sometimes causing extra stimulation for our g-spot (which lives very near the same neighborhood), which can lead to multiple orgasm.
the strength of uterine contractions during orgasm are thought to be the varying factor between 'multiple women' and 'non-multiple women.'
all hail the mighty uterus |
| floop |
Posted - 06/27/2005 : 20:18:30
quote:
Originally posted by whoreatthedoor
and...
it melted |
| floop |
Posted - 06/27/2005 : 19:59:40
quote:
Originally posted by BrendanT
Question? Am I wrong for laughing about the thought of Matt crawling home and dragging his wheelchair by his teeth behind him? He thought it was a funny add on to my incredibly horrendous comment.
i think if you guys are friends and have a similar sense of humor it's cool. i would think that disabled people would prefer people being comfortable speaking freely (and/or joking) about it than trying to ignore it. but then i don't know... |
| whoreatthedoor |
Posted - 06/27/2005 : 14:32:25
quote:
Originally posted by toeknee
I was at a cafe with some Germans in France, and cos it was so hot
they had these fans that blew cold air at you like gas. What prompted
me to say 'now it's your turn to get gassed' I still don't know.
Now this is a funny story!
El amor es la distancia más larga entre un punto y otro |
| toeknee |
Posted - 06/27/2005 : 14:25:42
I was at a cafe with some Germans in France, and cos it was so hot
they had these fans that blew cold air at you like gas. What prompted
me to say 'now it's your turn to get gassed' I still don't know. |
| whoreatthedoor |
Posted - 06/27/2005 : 14:12:02
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
Asking to see those Vanessa Paradis masturbation photos seemed like a good idea at the time....
Where, where?
El amor es la distancia más larga entre un punto y otro |
| BrendanT |
Posted - 06/27/2005 : 13:15:49
Here is one. I have a good friend of mine (now he is a good friend - but at the time of this story I was meeting him for the first time) and he is paraplegic and confined to a wheelchair. Anyways, we were admiring his new condo before heading out for drinks. The condo is perfectly situated within the neighbourhood, so, while gazing out of the window I turned and said "Fuckin' right Matt, you can crawl home from the pub!" Obviosly meaning that the pub is located directly next door.
Question? Am I wrong for laughing about the thought of Matt crawling home and dragging his wheelchair by his teeth behind him? He thought it was a funny add on to my incredibly horrendous comment.
Strummer-man
I had me a vision!
All of a sudden my water broke!
"There was a man Who made a boat To sail away And it sank.". |
| dayanara |
Posted - 06/27/2005 : 13:06:11
she's not masturbating, kiki. she's daintily applying oil for tanning purposes.
i am sitting here observing my emotional discomfort. |
| kathryn |
Posted - 06/27/2005 : 13:01:12
Asking to see those Vanessa Paradis masturbation photos seemed like a good idea at the time....
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| Surfer Rosa |
Posted - 06/26/2005 : 12:21:54
thank you Xavi |
| whoreatthedoor |
Posted - 06/26/2005 : 12:20:00
I know, Nicole. You don't have to apologize for it.
El amor es la distancia más larga entre un punto y otro |
| Surfer Rosa |
Posted - 06/26/2005 : 11:58:58
Sorry - but posting that seemed like a good idea at the time. |
| whoreatthedoor |
Posted - 06/26/2005 : 11:51:12
My last post doesn't make sense now.
El amor es la distancia más larga entre un punto y otro |
| VoVat |
Posted - 06/26/2005 : 10:54:19
Apparently Floop thought reviving this thread seemed like a good idea at the time.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
| whoreatthedoor |
Posted - 06/26/2005 : 06:22:18
and...
El amor es la distancia más larga entre un punto y otro |
