| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| Elephant |
Posted - 03/12/2005 : 15:41:06
I would like everyone to share, possibly a qoute, or a picture that will effectively confuse the audience of this thread.
Mine is,
"I once fucked a girl with a 'Space: The Final Frontier' poster hanging over my bed."
Also, a picture I'm sharing will be...
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Don't link shit like this here. - COF |
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| VoVat |
Posted - 03/17/2005 : 18:33:09
John Mayer is a successful artist.
That's confusing, isn't it?
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
| Sir Rockabye |
Posted - 03/17/2005 : 18:15:31
Fine Dean. You know what, I thought you were cool. Cool guys however, do not undermine me. There'll be hell to pay for this. Just you wait and see.
Are you honest when no one's looking? Can you summon honey from a telephone? They sat there with their hooks in the water and their mustaches caked with airplane glue. |
| VoVat |
Posted - 03/17/2005 : 18:09:56
See? No confusion there!
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
| Cult_Of_Frank |
Posted - 03/17/2005 : 17:48:33
Extra doesn't just mean 'more', it also means 'outside' (I just double checked at dictionary.com and they actually used that exact word) when used as a prefix. Extrasensory, extraordinary, extraterrestrial. Outside normal human senses, outside ordinary events/activities, etc.
 "Join the Cult of Frank / Seriously." |
| Sir Rockabye |
Posted - 03/17/2005 : 17:25:37
Well, after mulling it around in my mind, I find it confusing. You explain it to me then, almighty VoVat.
Are you honest when no one's looking? Can you summon honey from a telephone? They sat there with their hooks in the water and their mustaches caked with airplane glue. |
| VoVat |
Posted - 03/17/2005 : 17:12:51
That's not confusing!
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
| Sir Rockabye |
Posted - 03/17/2005 : 16:45:21
Why is extraordinary a good thing? Isn't it just being more ordinary than normal, which is sorta mundane?
Are you honest when no one's looking? Can you summon honey from a telephone? They sat there with their hooks in the water and their mustaches caked with airplane glue. |
| KimStanleyRobinson |
Posted - 03/17/2005 : 16:41:53
The dollar is currency?
So, needless to say, if you were waiting around with five bucks in your hand waiting to buy my upcoming brochure Understanding Poop, you can put that five bucks away, 'cause it ain't happenin.
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| VoVat |
Posted - 03/17/2005 : 16:29:53
Does it date back to before dollars were used as a unit of currency, though?
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 03/17/2005 : 13:29:42
That riddle is years old, I can't believe you have never heard it Simon.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
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| Elephant |
Posted - 03/17/2005 : 07:44:01
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| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 03/17/2005 : 07:36:17
Why doesn't the maths work on shiney's though? Explain to me!
 I'm like a lost snail in the night. |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 03/17/2005 : 07:32:29
Yes, you just look at it in a different way, the bellboy has $5 he gives back $3 to the people in the room and has $2 to himself, the room rate is $25 so add the $3 he gave back makes $28 add the $2 he pocketed makes $30. There is no missing dollar.
It's a clever one this though
[edit] got a little pound sign happy there
 cats have nine lives/ which makes them ideal for experimentation |
| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 03/17/2005 : 02:45:15
Dammit, you've got me. Any-one here good with maths?
I'm like a lost snail in the night. |
| shineoftheever |
Posted - 03/17/2005 : 02:30:55
Three people check into a hotel. They pay $30 to the manager and go to their room. The manager finds out that the room rate is $25 and gives $5 to the bellboy to return. On the way to the room the bellboy reasons that $5 would be difficult to share among three people so he pockets $2 and gives $1 to each person. Now each person paid $10 and got back $1. So they paid $9 each, totalling $27. The bellboy has $2, totalling $29. Where is the remaining dollar?
 You can go eat a decroded piece of crap! |
| VoVat |
Posted - 03/16/2005 : 21:34:45
For all the ruling of their ruler king, the Figure Heads are so stupid that, if they weren't all together looking at one another's heads, not one of them could count up to ten!
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
| floop |
Posted - 03/16/2005 : 16:31:36
can i interest you in a hair omlette?
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| VoVat |
Posted - 03/16/2005 : 16:22:33
It's an off day for us, all right.
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
| floop |
Posted - 03/14/2005 : 10:18:04
quote:
Originally posted by Elephant
Hmmm, very confusing indeed. Good find Floop, three points for you.
thanks elephant. yeah, it's something that's been troubling me for the past few days.. it's a conundrum.
at least one thing is clear: it is great tasting fun when you punch open one
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| PixieSteve |
Posted - 03/14/2005 : 01:53:34
overcoat don't to leave. |
| Elephant |
Posted - 03/14/2005 : 01:42:12
Hmmm, very confusing indeed. Good find Floop, three points for you. |
| floop |
Posted - 03/14/2005 : 01:17:17
why do they say "there's only one Capri Sun®" when in fact there are many different varieties?
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| Elephant |
Posted - 03/14/2005 : 00:57:54
"If I knew the chicken wasn't the cardboard type, I would have woken up!" |
| VoVat |
Posted - 03/13/2005 : 11:46:15
Can you keep a secret? We can trust you. We can throw you.
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
| floop |
Posted - 03/12/2005 : 19:09:54
on second thought maybe i won't have dinner yet
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| VoVat |
Posted - 03/12/2005 : 16:31:34
Well, a quote out of context isn't really "nonsense" per se. It's just that the audience doesn't understand the sense. So I'd say this thread is fine.
By the way, "I've always wanted a smoking jacket and now I've got one."
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
| Elephant |
Posted - 03/12/2005 : 15:49:13
AWWW!
That always happens on this forum, oh well... I never bothered checking out the nonsense thread because I thought it would be a link to something stupid or something like that. My leg is falling asleep.
Oh yeah, but mine has pictures in it. I think that makes it better. Also the first picture will both shock AND confuse, and possibly inform. (HINT: The picture is of a STD)
P.P.S.
The qoute and the picture in my first post have nothing in-common - I sware to god. |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 03/12/2005 : 15:47:57
da ja vu
http://forum.frankblack.net/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=12153
seriously, spooky
cats have nine lives/ which makes them ideal for experimentation |
