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| shineoftheever |
Posted - 03/11/2005 : 18:17:15
in an attempt to get a thread that will reach 100 pages i figure this has a pretty good shot.
rule #1 - you must post here if you didn't have sex the night before, clinton rules apply, must be insertion into a hole below the waist.
i didn't have intercourse last night.
 You can go eat a decroded piece of crap! |
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| Surfer Rosa |
Posted - 03/21/2005 : 14:42:51
Unless I can lay my hands on some kind of teleporter or even less likely master the oh so elusive art of driving there ain't none for me tonight either.
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it. |
| shineoftheever |
Posted - 03/21/2005 : 14:30:01
none again, but i have another date on tuesday, but i have no money so i'm not holding my breath.
You can go eat a decroded piece of crap! |
| kathryn |
Posted - 03/21/2005 : 11:10:42
Carolynanna, I am trying to eke out an existence
in a world without the NHL of the Catholics. K
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| Carolynanna |
Posted - 03/21/2005 : 10:13:51
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
Me neither but my team totally screwed another team. Does
that count?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
What and the who now?
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This is the war and not the warning. |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 03/21/2005 : 10:11:56
None again.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
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| shineoftheever |
Posted - 03/20/2005 : 11:21:58
no for saturday, but i've been feeling rather ill.
You can go eat a decroded piece of crap! |
| kathryn |
Posted - 03/20/2005 : 08:22:48
Me neither but my team totally screwed another team. Does
that count?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 03/20/2005 : 04:41:43
No go again.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
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| shineoftheever |
Posted - 03/19/2005 : 10:50:43
quote:
Originally posted by starmekitten
I don't know where this fits in this little chat but here's a story for you all...
a girl I know very early on in her relationship, was giving head to her beau, she's non swallower so withdrew the second before the guy came... right in her eye.. hit her with such force she had a black eye for a week.
oh how I laughed.
 cats have nine lives/ which makes them ideal for experimentation
calling mythbusters! 
You can go eat a decroded piece of crap! |
| shineoftheever |
Posted - 03/19/2005 : 10:46:52
forget to post yesterday, so count this for thursday night, friday night...
You can go eat a decroded piece of crap! |
| kathryn |
Posted - 03/19/2005 : 10:32:22
So, what is the add-on, oh mysterious darwin?
Will you tell us or let us keep guessing?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| Surfer Rosa |
Posted - 03/19/2005 : 06:04:39
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
I thought he was talking about how proud he is of himself
that he actually talks to her and pays attention to her
and listens to her feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelings.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
And I thought it was the filthy talk during sex that was the bonus add on.
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it.
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 03/19/2005 : 03:52:17
I didn't DO IT.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
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| Llamadance |
Posted - 03/19/2005 : 01:26:06
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
Thanks for the great thread idea, Llama. I expect you to
start one on this forum!
I have no intention of starting a similar thread, here or anywhere else. I just saw some parallels, that's all.
And for the record, I didn't have sex last night. I hope my wife didn't either.
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| kathryn |
Posted - 03/18/2005 : 19:53:41
Did floop just say "wanking"?
Thanks for the great thread idea, Llama. I expect you to
start one on this forum!
darwin, it's lovely that you're secure enough is your masculinity to admit that you can be cuddly and sensitive.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| Cult_Of_Frank |
Posted - 03/18/2005 : 15:40:20
Ewww... nothing like eating (especially hand food) before/during/after.
"Join the Cult of Frank / Seriously." |
| floop |
Posted - 03/18/2005 : 15:30:28
quote:
Originally posted by Llamadance
There is something disconcerting about a load of blokes 'talking' over the internet about not wanking however.
i guess it's better than them talking about wanking.
"Dude, the other night.. it was so awesome.. I was drinking a beer and eating a pizza and decided to fire up the old computer....."
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| Llamadance |
Posted - 03/18/2005 : 15:26:58
There must be something in the air. I post on regularly on a football-related message board, which has a large proportion of teenage/early twenties blokes. One guy started a thread suggesting people should sign up and try and refrain from masturbating as long as they could.
As it stands, the thread is 4 days old, reached 1500 posts, with some 50+ guys involved. There are, of course, some drop-outs each day :)
There is something disconcerting about a load of blokes 'talking' over the internet about not wanking however.
Just thought I'd share that:)
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 03/18/2005 : 15:16:54
That's exactly what I was thinking. Well at least I live right near where prostitues ply their trade. My new workmates were telling me today that they once saw some guy giving one of them a good seeing to once from the office windows.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
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| floop |
Posted - 03/18/2005 : 15:03:00
at least you have one to talk about
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| Cult_Of_Frank |
Posted - 03/18/2005 : 14:47:15
lol. You misery has somehow made me laugh. Out loud yet.
"Join the Cult of Frank / Seriously." |
| darwin |
Posted - 03/18/2005 : 14:44:32
This is a nightmare. I shall never talk of my sex life again. |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 03/18/2005 : 14:05:18
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
??
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
It's Manc chat!
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
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| kathryn |
Posted - 03/18/2005 : 13:38:08
I thought he was talking about how proud he is of himself
that he actually talks to her and pays attention to her
and listens to her feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelings.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| Carolynanna |
Posted - 03/18/2005 : 13:35:08
I thought he was talking about an orgasm.
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Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
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| BLT |
Posted - 03/18/2005 : 13:31:11
What darwin is trying to say is that he offers to light her post-coital cigarette. |
| kathryn |
Posted - 03/18/2005 : 13:26:25
??
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 03/18/2005 : 13:21:26
Nowt down 'ere are kid!
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
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| kathryn |
Posted - 03/18/2005 : 12:56:21
Jesus, darwin. Just come out and say that you actually talk to
her after sex, that you get all snuggly and cozy. It's OK, darwin.
And that does make you a hero. Especially if the sex was awesome.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| darwin |
Posted - 03/18/2005 : 12:48:33
I wish I never posted in this thread, but I guess everyone feels that way.
The "add-on": it's the bit that women view as the payoff, and an insensitive guy views an "extra" bonus part (not part of usual, but an "add on" to make her happy). A guy that delivers the "add on" is not a hero, even though he might view himself as one. Clearer? |
| BLT |
Posted - 03/18/2005 : 08:33:46
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
darwin, you stud puppy, I must ask on behalf of all forum ladies, what, pray tell, is the add-on?
A theory: Darwin has three testicles. |
| Surfer Rosa |
Posted - 03/18/2005 : 07:38:12
Judging by the phone call I've just had, I'll just save myself the trouble and pre-empt my posting here tomorrow.
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it.
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| darwin |
Posted - 03/17/2005 : 20:12:00
It doesn't fit into the conversation, but it was entertaining (but unbelievable) little story. Something to share with the kids. |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 03/17/2005 : 18:17:17
I don't know where this fits in this little chat but here's a story for you all...
a girl I know very early on in her relationship, was giving head to her beau, she's non swallower so withdrew the second before the guy came... right in her eye.. hit her with such force she had a black eye for a week.
oh how I laughed.
cats have nine lives/ which makes them ideal for experimentation |
| darwin |
Posted - 03/17/2005 : 18:12:12
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
darwin, you stud puppy, I must ask on behalf of all forum ladies, what, pray tell, is the add-on?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
And ruin the mystery? |
