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| astrology |
Posted - 03/09/2005 : 17:46:21
Mr. Homer Pet Monkey iss... years old today
happy birthday
I'm a pistolero, i'm not shakin in my boots
I'm the ruler of this moon, if u move I shoots
the bad thing about talkin to inanimate things starts when they start complainin bout it |
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 03/15/2006 : 05:43:39
You mean I can't fancy the female ones anymore?
Kitty, a good point you make.
 I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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| therewererumours |
Posted - 03/14/2006 : 20:10:42
quote:
Originally posted by Carl
So next year is the big one...a friend celebrated his 30th on Saturday, and both myself and a couple of other friends have celebrated 30ths over the last few months!!
Ewwww, and to think I shook your hand! ;). Haha sorry Carl, enjoy it while you can Mike, I'm not far behind, at least you get to tut tut at all the eighteen year old goths.
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| starmekitten |
Posted - 03/14/2006 : 15:59:32
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
Thanks (although next year you won't be able to console me).
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
Ah well next year you'll be too senile to understand |
| bumblebeeboy2 |
Posted - 03/14/2006 : 14:38:00
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
Thanks Carl. That's the one good thing about it. It will be on a Saturday.
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
Smile. Excellent.
The Monkey Helper has had a make-over! http://www.monkeyhelper.co.uk (that is my band) |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 03/14/2006 : 13:53:13
Thanks Carl. That's the one good thing about it. It will be on a Saturday.
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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| Carl |
Posted - 03/14/2006 : 13:48:41
Happy belated birthday wishes, Homers!!
So next year is the big one...a friend celebrated his 30th on Saturday, and both myself and a couple of other friends have celebrated 30ths over the last few months!!
 pas de dutchie! |
| Carolynanna |
Posted - 03/14/2006 : 12:54:28
quote:
Originally posted by starmekitten
It could be worse, you could be thirty, or even as old as ten percenter! chin up!
*Goes and quietly sobs in the corner*
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Don't believe the hype. |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 03/14/2006 : 11:54:10
Thanks (although next year you won't be able to console me).
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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| starmekitten |
Posted - 03/14/2006 : 06:24:11
It could be worse, you could be thirty, or even as old as ten percenter! chin up! |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 03/14/2006 : 06:19:33
Thanks Kitty, I am now 29.
It makes me sad to even type it.
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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| starmekitten |
Posted - 03/14/2006 : 06:16:41
I'm also late in well wishing but wishing well I do!
so how old are you now? |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 03/14/2006 : 06:13:52
No worries, cheers Mel.
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 03/13/2006 : 20:32:33
Hey Mike, Hope you had an excellent day/night! Completely forgot, sorry!!!!! 
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| therewererumours |
Posted - 03/13/2006 : 11:19:29
Sorry Mike, nothing through the grapevine, though I would welcome anyone elses suggestions. My dad has a flutter every year on Cheltenham and is bugging me to put a few euro on, so I'll probably put on a fiver or so and live dangerously!
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 03/13/2006 : 11:09:33
Thanks Barry.
Cheltenham? I don't think so. I need to save money really.
Unless you have some great tips?
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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| therewererumours |
Posted - 03/13/2006 : 11:00:37
Happy B Day Homers, placing any bets tomorrow with your birthday money? ;)
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 03/13/2006 : 10:44:01
Thanks Nathan. Not yet but there is plenty of time.
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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| VoVat |
Posted - 03/11/2006 : 12:03:10
I didn't get a chance to make a post here on your actual birthday, so happy belated birthday, Mike! I hope all your birthday wishes came true.
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares." |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 03/11/2006 : 09:05:17
Thanks a lot guys.
I danced to Pixies on my birthday. That'll do me nicely.
And a big happy birthday to Superbounder too. You can be my forum twin.
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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| zub_the_goat |
Posted - 03/10/2006 : 07:37:11
Happy birthday! |
| bumblebeeboy2 |
Posted - 03/10/2006 : 03:26:50
happy birthday mike!
The Monkey Helper has had a make-over! http://www.monkeyhelper.co.uk (that is my band) |
| Surfer Rosa |
Posted - 03/10/2006 : 01:16:36
Happy birthday Homer
Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself. |
| Cult_Of_Frank |
Posted - 03/10/2006 : 00:37:58
Hope you had a good time, Mikey!
 "If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate." |
| fbc |
Posted - 03/10/2006 : 00:28:42
Yeah! Happy Happy Birthday, Homer's Pet Monkey called Mike.
Have a great day. If not, make up for it tonight! |
| vilainde |
Posted - 03/10/2006 : 00:02:01
Happy Birthday HPM!
Denis
I love Guitar Wolf from the Erath! |
| Superabounder |
Posted - 03/09/2006 : 21:42:34
hehe...Thanks K! Well, it's in 18 minutes at least.
I tend to think of human beings as huge rubbery test tubes, too, with chemical reactions seething inside |
| kathryn |
Posted - 03/09/2006 : 18:33:04
Oh excuse me. Who ELSE has a birthday today? Hello!
I got some heaven in my head
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| Superabounder |
Posted - 03/09/2006 : 17:12:48
Happy birthday you big monkey!
I tend to think of human beings as huge rubbery test tubes, too, with chemical reactions seething inside |
| VoVat |
Posted - 03/09/2006 : 10:56:08
quote:
I was gonna get you another porn star for your present but you scoffed at my last one
Why would you ever turn down your own porn star? I mean, even if you didn't find her sexually attractive, there are a million things you could do with one of those. Like, say, use her breasts as a cupholder.
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares." |
| Carolynanna |
Posted - 03/09/2006 : 10:24:33
Happy Birthday Mikey!
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Don't believe the hype. |
| bumblebeeboy2 |
Posted - 03/09/2006 : 09:03:11
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
Hehe, very good Newo and thanks.
Simon, that's really poor (just like your music).
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
Not as poor as your mum is.
Hehe. How old am I?? Rhetorical.
The Monkey Helper has had a make-over! http://www.monkeyhelper.co.uk (that is my band) |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 03/09/2006 : 05:42:49
Hehe, very good Newo and thanks.
Simon, that's really poor (just like your music).
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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| Newo |
Posted - 03/09/2006 : 02:16:10
Aitch Bee, Aitch Pee Em!
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Gravy boat! Stay in the now! |
| bumblebeeboy2 |
Posted - 03/09/2006 : 01:42:09
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
Simon, you write the worst music the world has never heard.
What do you know?
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
your mum writes the worst music the world has never heard.
The Monkey Helper has had a make-over! http://www.monkeyhelper.co.uk (that is my band) |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 03/08/2006 : 14:38:09
That would indeed be great birthday entertainment.
Aaargh!
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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