| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 03/09/2005 : 16:43:27
We, the ladies of the forum, had some trouble with the printer but we can
finally present to you...
a KVS production.....
The Men of fb.net Calendar!
All proceeds from the sale of this calendar
will go toward bringing about world peace
and a Catholics Honeycomb tour.
Without further ado...
Calendar Cover Boy: LBF € a man who loves his pussy
Mr. January
Floop € A cold month but a hot guy
Mr. February
Homers € Can you say "Valentine's Day"?
Mr. March
Cheesey € Everybody likes cheese
Mr. April
Denis € April in Paris, baby, April in Paris!
Mr. May
Whore € Because a woman can't Xave enough Xavi
Two Mr. Junes
Dean and speedy_m € Proving that everything's twice as good in Canada,
eh?
Mr. July
KSR € Clean as a whistle (in body, not in mind)
Mr. August
KOK € The forum's resident Sasquatch
Mr. September
Sir Mikeabye € A student of life, and rockin' he is!
Mr. October
Forum Pistolero Brian € uh uh! there aint nothng broken about this face
Mr. November
darwin € Sexiest man on the forum
Mr. December
Newo € He's literally hot. Get it, literally? Ah, we crack ourselves up
sometimes.
 cats have nine lives/ which makes them ideal for experimentation |
| 35 L A T E S T R E P L I E S (Newest First) |
| VoVat |
Posted - 03/16/2005 : 16:20:23
quote:
"posey" calendar?
Are there flowers involved?
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 03/14/2005 : 05:14:16
maybe week....dont think we have enough pictures for each day!
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| Surfer Rosa |
Posted - 03/14/2005 : 00:29:26
I'm still thinking we could do with FB.net man of the day.
You want it all but you can't have it.
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| Cult_Of_Frank |
Posted - 03/13/2005 : 18:03:30
And I say Mike is much more deserving and in far better shape. And my weekend practices do leave the question of which calendar I might belong to in the air besides which. Too much controversy. :)
 "Join the Cult of Frank / Seriously." |
| speedy_m |
Posted - 03/13/2005 : 15:49:08
Well, I say Dean should have his own month. That may not mean much coming from a non-forumette..... |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 03/13/2005 : 15:40:02
is Dean a forumette? at the weekends maybe..
cats have nine lives/ which makes them ideal for experimentation |
| speedy_m |
Posted - 03/13/2005 : 15:38:07
I'm gonna guess maybe one, from Dean, insisting that he be taken out and the month given to me. |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 03/13/2005 : 15:36:31
quote:
Originally posted by Cult_Of_Frank
That's OK, I don't need a month. The fact is I'm making a day calendar where every day there's a different picture of me in some Ricky Gervais-esque pose. Tomorrow's the day I muss up my hair and straddle a chair wearing a teddy bear. So there.
"Join the Cult of Frank / Seriously."
yeah, posey
hmm... did I just make up a word?
anyway, it's not the issue at hand, do you have any idea how many sobby e mails I get a day re. speedy having his own month with a proper picture and everything? no? literally numbers!
cats have nine lives/ which makes them ideal for experimentation |
| speedy_m |
Posted - 03/13/2005 : 15:33:54
"posey" calendar? |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 03/13/2005 : 13:47:51
well cheeseman obvioulsy I already did because I already posted it!
men!
cats have nine lives/ which makes them ideal for experimentation |
| n/a |
Posted - 03/13/2005 : 13:47:37
Shhhhh!!! be quiet Kiki! What are you doing my friend?
If you want something don't ask for nothing
if you want nothing don't ask for something! |
| kathryn |
Posted - 03/13/2005 : 13:46:08
Rita, all you have demanded is to be excluded
from the still-not-ready Women of fb.net Calendar.
Am I right about you, Rita?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| Cheeseman1000 |
Posted - 03/13/2005 : 13:45:41
Have you ever noticed the similarity between "speedy" and "speedo"?
Just an observation.
 I'm like a lost snail in the night. |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 03/13/2005 : 13:40:45
he snubbed us for his "posey" calendar.
so chop chop.
cats have nine lives/ which makes them ideal for experimentation |
| n/a |
Posted - 03/13/2005 : 13:32:47
Can I DEMAND too?
If you want something don't ask for nothing
if you want nothing don't ask for something! |
| speedy_m |
Posted - 03/13/2005 : 13:30:23
Deaner didn't drop out... come on, the man's a god. Give him a month! |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 03/13/2005 : 12:24:04
See speedy, it's a simple case of supply and demand, you supply foumettes DEMAND
cats have nine lives/ which makes them ideal for experimentation |
| kathryn |
Posted - 03/13/2005 : 07:07:30
Right you are, Tre!
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 03/12/2005 : 17:36:53
so, speedo, seeing as Deaner has dropped himself out of the calendar you should submit a proper picture
i can tell you for a FACT at least a couple of the forumettes would be pleased
and they are the target market here
cats have nine lives/ which makes them ideal for experimentation |
| VoVat |
Posted - 03/12/2005 : 13:45:15
quote:
We only just found out he's alive.
Awww, and I was going to use him as an example in my dissertation about why humans need animal products to survive!
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
| kathryn |
Posted - 03/11/2005 : 19:40:16
Don't they teach you anything over there in England, Homers?
Something about such-and-such being the cruelest month?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 03/11/2005 : 15:38:12
F'shizzle my nizzle? |
| kathryn |
Posted - 03/11/2005 : 15:13:53
Hm. What was it T.S. Eliot wrote in that one poem of his?
Hm. Trying to think....
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 03/11/2005 : 15:10:11
Sorry Kiki. You MAY continue. |
| kathryn |
Posted - 03/11/2005 : 15:01:18
Shhh, Homers. I am trying to concentrate
on my favorite month of the year.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 03/11/2005 : 14:36:23
We only just found out he's alive. |
| kathryn |
Posted - 03/11/2005 : 14:35:29
Who?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| ObfuscateByWill |
Posted - 03/11/2005 : 14:22:05
Dissed Dave Noisy.
 Take a bite of the chocolate coffin. |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 03/11/2005 : 13:44:42
I never said you were. |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 03/11/2005 : 13:42:33
well at least i'm not a poop-head!
nyah nyah!
cats have nine lives/ which makes them ideal for experimentation |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 03/11/2005 : 13:40:22
quote:
Originally posted by starmekitten
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
You're maths are terrible.
as is your english mister
cats have nine lives/ which makes them ideal for experimentation
As is your punctuation. |
| starmekitten |
Posted - 03/11/2005 : 13:29:36
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
You're maths are terrible.
as is your english mister
cats have nine lives/ which makes them ideal for experimentation |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 03/11/2005 : 12:47:37
Your maths are terrible. |
| kathryn |
Posted - 03/11/2005 : 12:38:10
which equals about 75 percent....
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 03/11/2005 : 12:31:43
I do know. At least 2, probably 3, maybe even 4. |
