| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| TRANSMARINE |
Posted - 03/08/2005 : 10:59:39
Please post a line of nonsense. Limit to one line/sentance per post, and give NO explanation. You will find these hilarious.
Example:
There is a porpoise in the staple lamp.
Catchin' blue in his eyes that were brown
-bRIAN |
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| VoVat |
Posted - 03/17/2005 : 16:54:13
Floop is right about Wilco.
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 03/17/2005 : 15:18:22
Bangshut, jiggernut, steambobble, dibberwobble.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
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| TRANSMARINE |
Posted - 03/17/2005 : 15:11:46
Mister, some spamps got in this console and I can only see bright things.
Catchin' blue in his eyes that were brown
-bRIAN |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 03/17/2005 : 14:31:27
Eat my shorts.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
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| KimStanleyRobinson |
Posted - 03/17/2005 : 14:27:16
What did Jesus say to the hillbillies?
"Sit right there and don't do a thing till I get back."
So, needless to say, if you were waiting around with five bucks in your hand waiting to buy my upcoming brochure Understanding Poop, you can put that five bucks away, 'cause it ain't happenin.
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 03/17/2005 : 13:15:49
Goooooooooooooooooogle.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
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| VoVat |
Posted - 03/16/2005 : 18:08:30
A goose gobbles greasy grits, but ganders gleefully give golden guineas to geckos.
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 03/15/2005 : 08:35:52
a mars a day helps you, feet, toes and knees full. |
| VoVat |
Posted - 03/12/2005 : 13:01:57
Junk is bunk, but ties are pies.
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 03/11/2005 : 10:01:27
Me ow woo no wow eeh ow. |
| n/a |
Posted - 03/11/2005 : 08:25:26
pomme-pomme-pomme-pomme-pomme-pomme-pomme-pomme
If you want something don't ask for nothing
if you want nothing don't ask for something! |
| vilainde |
Posted - 03/11/2005 : 08:06:52
I'm a lion tamer.
Denis
"I believe in your perfect face..." |
| The Calistanian |
Posted - 03/11/2005 : 08:04:53
He is a V$%^OIPener.
1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
3. I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 03/11/2005 : 08:03:46
Hahaha, what do you do Denis? |
| vilainde |
Posted - 03/11/2005 : 07:59:44
If a materialized view is being refreshed can be checked by querying the type of v$lock: if the type is JI a refresh is being performed.
Oh wait... this isn't nonsense, it's my real job.
Denis
"I believe in your perfect face..." |
| The Calistanian |
Posted - 03/11/2005 : 07:40:57
Wine love has a whistle cheer when the twirly thing lifts...oh, I forget it's gum.
1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
3. I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 03/11/2005 : 03:14:35
Jumble stop, whistle chop. |
| shineoftheever |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 18:37:24
find loss saved taser-gun breath towards
 You can go eat a decroded piece of crap! |
| VoVat |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 17:32:55
Finglewinsters juggletated my yindletasher.
(4300 posts for me! Hooray!)
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 15:32:59
Cha cha cha! |
| Carl |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 15:30:58
I left the cattleprod on the tortoise, if anybodys' looking for it, archbishop aunty Phillips. |
| VoVat |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 15:22:34
Potato sandwiches are for aardvarks, but noses eat fish.
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 02:53:21
save for the night, it's all bongos. |
| VoVat |
Posted - 03/09/2005 : 19:26:08
The wombat fishes at noon in the Ganges.
(This thread reminds me of that sentence game in the Pong forum. Also of the end of Ionesco's "The Bald Soprano," which we performed in high school English class.)
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 03/09/2005 : 16:36:47
I don't want your modelling clay hat. |
| shineoftheever |
Posted - 03/09/2005 : 16:30:23
wallabees and billabongs are in my kangaroos dungarees.
You can go eat a decroded piece of crap! |
| KimStanleyRobinson |
Posted - 03/09/2005 : 16:23:15
Let me knife. Knife me let.
So, needless to say, if you were waiting around with five bucks in your hand waiting to buy my upcoming brochure Understanding Poop, you can put that five bucks away, 'cause it ain't happenin.
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 03/09/2005 : 08:18:50
My eyes! My eyse are full of lies, and your's are like pies! |
| TRANSMARINE |
Posted - 03/09/2005 : 08:04:57
"Oh, I can move anything at will...doors, dogs, cake."
Catchin' blue in his eyes that were brown
-bRIAN |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 03/09/2005 : 04:38:21
What's for tea tonight mother? Egg stew? |
| Little Black Francis |
Posted - 03/08/2005 : 22:15:35
I want my balls in a vice grip, bitch.
Floops quesedillas zijn te vergelijken met het likken van fatsige Albert's aars nadat hij een fles laxeermiddel heeft leeggedronken. |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 03/08/2005 : 16:56:47
There is a darkness in the gatepost, it has sandwiches. |
| TRANSMARINE |
Posted - 03/08/2005 : 16:51:56
The lady of our Port Lucaya was cold as a dove as she slipped her wig into her spirit thing.
Catchin' blue in his eyes that were brown
-bRIAN |
| TRANSMARINE |
Posted - 03/08/2005 : 16:49:49
Curls fell like stopper kits from the whale.
Catchin' blue in his eyes that were brown
-bRIAN |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 03/08/2005 : 16:02:25
Betsy's nephew swam last December holding lettuce. |
