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| Surfer Rosa |
Posted - 03/01/2005 : 05:20:58
what would your powers be?
I'd have the ability to be in 2 places at once.
*inspired by Will Ferrell fucking with Barbara Walters
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
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| tobafett |
Posted - 03/02/2005 : 20:58:10
That would be groovy, tres groovy, mucho groovo, bolshaya groovaya, and bloody groovy, elephant! [end of line] woof/cluck. |
| VoVat |
Posted - 03/02/2005 : 19:20:55
You could be the next Aquaman! Or Dr. Dolittle, perhaps.
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
| Elephant |
Posted - 03/02/2005 : 18:00:59
I want to be able to speak/read/write every language in the universe. That includes programming languages too, like C++ and java and stuff like that.
Also languages like Spanish (which I've always wanted to learn). Also, TO COMMUNICATE WITH ANIMALS! Because that's kind of a language too (That includes Dolphins). |
| VoVat |
Posted - 03/02/2005 : 17:49:03
I know it's not original, but I'd like to be able to fly. Invincibility would be nice, too.
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
| shineoftheever |
Posted - 03/02/2005 : 01:15:42
i still say shazam! that and "you won't like me when i'm angry"
i'd like to be able to teleport, i often lay awake at night thinking of far off places (being inspired by jonathan livingston seagull) and i try to go there for just a split second.
yeah, and the incontinence thing, that would be handy, or making some have loud flatulence (this would be handy at the start of a boring conversation or if you just don't wanna talk.
girl: hey, so why didn't you ever call me back?
me: well.....(pause)
girl: BWARPPPPPPP!
girl: omigod! i'm so embarrassed (runs off)
me: hehehe.
I'm what you call a repeat offender. I repeat, I will offend again! |
| Daisy Girl |
Posted - 03/01/2005 : 20:30:10
You know what! That's a good idea... I think I am going to add that to my list if meanies don't pass the Scrooge scare test. LOL. |
| tobafett |
Posted - 03/01/2005 : 20:27:32
You know, not too long ago, someone was talking (Daisy maybe???) about misreading things...rememeber? I just read Gypsy's note and thought she wanted to make folks incontinent.
THAT would be handy...you know, some guy (boss) yellin' at you and you blink twice and he's dribblin'...HA! You're cutoff in traffic (floop--lookin' your way here pal) and blinky blinky, the other guy's gotta worry about his non-scotch guarded trousers!
ha!
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| Daisy Girl |
Posted - 03/01/2005 : 20:19:38
I am definately thinking along the same lines... to promote understanding and love. Maybe to create in others the urge to do good deeds.
For mean people, I would like the power for them to see the full impact of their thoughts and actions. Kinda like in the Christmas Carrol. 
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| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 03/01/2005 : 17:50:01
Id want the ability to make people happy, and content.
Oh, and turning people in to stone would be cool too.
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 03/01/2005 : 12:57:55
quote:
Originally posted by The Holiday Son
I'd want the ability to fall asleep at will.
Controlled Narcolepsy. Interesting choice.
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| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 03/01/2005 : 11:23:29
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
My god that looks terrible. Was that an actual show?
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Yeah, that was a show but what you are looking at is me. Just a little something I put together in my living room last week before heading downtown.
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| The Holiday Son |
Posted - 03/01/2005 : 10:57:16
I'd want the ability to fall asleep at will. |
| Surfer Rosa |
Posted - 03/01/2005 : 10:41:59
Don't question me - I work in mysterious ways.
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 03/01/2005 : 10:40:19
If he was a she then toilet seats would be permanently welded to the rim.
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| Surfer Rosa |
Posted - 03/01/2005 : 10:37:43
Ha - too late.
And by the way he's a she.
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 03/01/2005 : 10:36:30
Playing god now are we? Well I guess he has the ultimate power. I wanna be god.
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| Surfer Rosa |
Posted - 03/01/2005 : 10:33:51
Mmm - as the creator of this topic I will have the power to revoke any powers from said superheroes that I feel are too powerful.
I am open to bribery though.
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 03/01/2005 : 10:30:48
Well Nic did say that she isn't big on rules so I guess it's OK. And with that in mind, I would like the same power as you SR. Good thinking.
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| Sir Rockabye |
Posted - 03/01/2005 : 10:13:32
I would like the power to use any power of my choice. Sure its a cop-out, similar to the wish of "a million wishes", but it suits my purposes. And if that isn't allowed, I'd like the power to control time.
Are you honest when no one's looking? Can you summon honey from a telephone? They sat there with their hooks in the water and their mustaches caked with airplane glue. |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 03/01/2005 : 10:03:03
You perve!
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| Carolynanna |
Posted - 03/01/2005 : 09:55:02
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
The ability to make any woman I desire to love me.
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You could settle for x-ray vision...
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Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 03/01/2005 : 09:36:08
quote:
Originally posted by El Barto
to get any woman to want to get down and dirty with me at the blink of an eye.
I guess I just wasn't made for these times.
By the way, is that how long it normally lasts? ; )
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| Surfer Rosa |
Posted - 03/01/2005 : 09:34:40
I'm starting to suspect that many of the replies to this are going to be frighteningly similar.
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 03/01/2005 : 09:33:14
Good to see that someone shares mine.
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| El Barto |
Posted - 03/01/2005 : 09:18:18
I think I'd probably want the ability to fly. That, or the ability to get any woman to want to get down and dirty with me at the blink of an eye.
I guess I just wasn't made for these times. |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 03/01/2005 : 08:53:00
My god that looks terrible. Was that an actual show?
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| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 03/01/2005 : 08:49:09
I'd like to be Captain Marvel from that cheesey seventies kiddie show. That way people downtown wouldn't look at me so strangely when I'm running around in a cape and screaming "SHAZAM!" in their face.
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| Surfer Rosa |
Posted - 03/01/2005 : 08:08:50
You know I'm not big on rules Mike.
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 03/01/2005 : 08:05:19
Can we have more than one then?
If so I want to add the ability to think of every future great song before anyone else does.
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| Surfer Rosa |
Posted - 03/01/2005 : 08:01:30
Ooh I'm adding the ability to play guitar like a genius and to be able to resist the charms of unsuitable men.
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
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| Broken Face |
Posted - 03/01/2005 : 07:54:56
i think flight. i'm boring
-Brian
If you move I shoots!
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| tobafett |
Posted - 03/01/2005 : 07:53:06
gift of gab?
no, i'd want to be able to turn invisible, i'd want to fly, i'd want to be really buff (well, buffer than now, anyways) and i'd want to be able to play any instrument like a freakin' virtuoso. oh, and I wanna be able to read and retain information really well. and, well, that's enough for now, i'll repost when i think of some more... |
| Frog in the Sand |
Posted - 03/01/2005 : 06:41:03
I'd become a close friend of Dean, to get an advance copy of Honeycomb. |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 03/01/2005 : 06:02:22
The ability to make any woman I desire to love me.
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