| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| kathryn |
Posted - 02/24/2005 : 14:37:55
What are your favorites?
One of mine is: "Jesus loves you. Everyone else
thinks you're an asshole."
This thread was inspired by the "University of Cape Town" bumpersticker I saw today and it is dedicated to Surfer Rosa.
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| shineoftheever |
Posted - 03/09/2005 : 02:56:30
i always put a band sticker in the back window or on the trunk part up high, current one is an SNFU sticker.
i always liked the one "jesus saves, gretzky scores on the rebound"
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| kathryn |
Posted - 02/27/2005 : 09:18:23
Does the Broken Face mobile have a "I heart Demetri" sticker on its
bumper?
I have never had a bumpersticker, btw.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| Broken Face |
Posted - 02/26/2005 : 16:37:07
Demetri Martin is fantastic. I can't recommend him enough
-Brian
If you move I shoots!
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| kathryn |
Posted - 02/26/2005 : 15:45:43
Never head that one before. Thanks, Brian! Hilarious!
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 02/26/2005 : 14:25:59
Hehe, sounds about right Brian.
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| Broken Face |
Posted - 02/26/2005 : 13:59:12
my thoughts on bumper stickers can best be summarized by comedian demetri martin:
To me, bumper stickers are awesome. They're shortcuts. Shortcuts that say “Hey, let's never hang out.”
-Brian
If you move I shoots!
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| Surfer Rosa |
Posted - 02/26/2005 : 10:58:56
[quote]Originally posted by kathryn
This thread was inspired by the "University of Cape Town" bumpersticker I saw today and it is dedicated to Surfer Rosa.
Thank you Kathryn.
I have a "bitch on board" sticker that I'm saving for when I finally start driving.
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
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| tobafett |
Posted - 02/26/2005 : 02:02:54
quote:
Originally posted by ObfuscateByWill
quote:
Originally posted by tobafett
[quote]Originally posted by ObfuscateByWill
Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right A B A B Select Start
I downloaded a few of their tunes...not bad...and they reminded me to go play some real video games!
What?
go figure...the name's not exactly the same but it made me think of them, anyway.
Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Start is the name of a band...
http://www.upupdowndown.org/
so i went to the nes vault online and downloaded contra...sorry to be so cryptic! |
| Surfer Rosa |
Posted - 02/26/2005 : 00:44:03
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
meaning that behind their spacy/groovy facade
lies a cold-hearted psychopath -- i live among
these people, the groovy freaksters.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
amen
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
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| ObfuscateByWill |
Posted - 02/26/2005 : 00:17:14
quote:
Originally posted by tobafett
quote:
Originally posted by ObfuscateByWill
Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right A B A B Select Start
I downloaded a few of their tunes...not bad...and they reminded me to go play some real video games!
What?
 Take a bite of the chocolate coffin. |
| kathryn |
Posted - 02/25/2005 : 19:43:02
Beserkeley?
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| floop |
Posted - 02/25/2005 : 19:37:01
i know the type. i did live in Berkeley for a while
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| kathryn |
Posted - 02/25/2005 : 19:28:47
meaning that behind their spacy/groovy facade
lies a cold-hearted psychopath -- i live among
these people, the groovy freaksters.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| floop |
Posted - 02/25/2005 : 18:51:48
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
i mean, really.
what does it tell you about a person!?
that they're actually evil to the core, thus trying to overcompensate with an overt (non-heartfelt) message of peace and kindness
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| kathryn |
Posted - 02/25/2005 : 18:47:05
the whole thing's way too flaky for me. she's was a nutcase. i'm always
suspect when i see someone who has that on their car. i mean, really.
what does it tell you about a person!?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| floop |
Posted - 02/25/2005 : 14:09:23
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
I once spoke with the (of course) Berkeley-based lesbian professional-housesitter who made up that bumpersticker.
did you have a chance to broach the subject of her being a fucking idiot? i mean, it doesn't even make sense. why would i want to perform "senseless" acts of beauty?
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| Carolynanna |
Posted - 02/25/2005 : 12:31:25
I like this one, it used to be my sig.
__________
Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
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| kathryn |
Posted - 02/25/2005 : 12:15:08
quote:
Originally posted by floop
am i the only person who feels violent impulses surge within when i see the "PRACTICE RANDOM ACTS OF KINDNESS AND SENSLESS ACTS OF BEAUTY" bumpersticker? it makes me cringe
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
I once spoke with the (of course) Berkeley-based lesbian professional-housesitter who made up that bumpersticker.
Rita, you are lucky to live in a land that is bumpersticker-free.
Where I live you have to have at least two of these magnetic
yellow ribbon things that say "Support our troops" and that show your patriotism. Some people have several, say, a red-white-and-blue one and a camouflage one, that say things like "These colors don't run" or "America: Love it or leave it."
KOK, I am counting the days until my birthday....
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| KimStanleyRobinson |
Posted - 02/25/2005 : 11:56:29
I say the old "kill your television" should be updated to:
"Kill your computer."
KoK, howbout just "Stop Country."
"My radio hates me."
"Fuck Profanity." |
| The Calistanian |
Posted - 02/25/2005 : 11:16:05
Discourage inbreeding....ban country music.
1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
3. I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
| tobafett |
Posted - 02/25/2005 : 11:07:32
quote:
Originally posted by ObfuscateByWill
Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right A B A B Select Start
I downloaded a few of their tunes...not bad...and they reminded me to go play some real video games! |
| n/a |
Posted - 02/25/2005 : 10:40:58
Me too, we're lucky here because nobody uses it, it's hard to see one.
Someone tell me why I act like a fool
When things don't go my way
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 02/25/2005 : 10:37:58
I cringe at all bumperstickers to be honest with you.
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| floop |
Posted - 02/25/2005 : 10:36:20
am i the only person who feels violent impulses surge within when i see the "PRACTICE RANDOM ACTS OF KINDNESS AND SENSLESS ACTS OF BEAUTY" bumpersticker? it makes me cringe
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| floop |
Posted - 02/25/2005 : 10:32:48
i like "ESCHEW OBFUSCATION"
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| ObfuscateByWill |
Posted - 02/25/2005 : 10:23:57
Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right A B A B Select Start
Take a bite of the chocolate coffin. |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 02/25/2005 : 09:16:28
Pure Reason Revolution |
| kathryn |
Posted - 02/25/2005 : 04:12:45
quote:
Originally posted by The King Of Karaoke
The one on my vehicle is:
On the eight day god created Frank Black.
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My birthday's coming up, KOK!
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| shineoftheever |
Posted - 02/25/2005 : 01:06:45
  
  
I'm what you call a repeat offender. I repeat, I will offend again! |
| n/a |
Posted - 02/24/2005 : 23:40:54
I would love to have that KSR:
"Who is Jello Biafra and why is he following me?"
Or that Kiki..."I eat tofu and I vote"
Beleive it or not, we don't have that sense of humour around here, I think that almost anyone has those things on their cars!
Someone tell me why I act like a fool
When things don't go my way
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| kathryn |
Posted - 02/24/2005 : 19:16:07
I eat tofu and I vote -- my friend has that.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| shineoftheever |
Posted - 02/24/2005 : 18:32:20
I'm what you call a repeat offender. I repeat, I will offend again! |
| shineoftheever |
Posted - 02/24/2005 : 18:25:11
I'm what you call a repeat offender. I repeat, I will offend again! |
| shineoftheever |
Posted - 02/24/2005 : 18:23:00
my kid sold dope to your honour roll kid
honk if you're illiterate
I'm what you call a repeat offender. I repeat, I will offend again! |
| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 02/24/2005 : 15:54:34
The one on my vehicle is:
On the eight day god created Frank Black.
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