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| shineoftheever |
Posted - 02/23/2005 : 17:47:13
i just saw a commercial for "diet cherry vanilla dr. pepper"
hmmmmmm....
I'm what you call a repeat offender. I repeat, I will offend again! |
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| Surfer Rosa |
Posted - 02/26/2005 : 07:57:10
kukui nut body oil
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
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| tobafett |
Posted - 02/25/2005 : 15:10:48
ah, Cat Bell....hmmmmmmmmmmmm.
thanks floop... |
| floop |
Posted - 02/25/2005 : 15:07:54
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| KimStanleyRobinson |
Posted - 02/25/2005 : 15:05:23
Been there..kind of.
Last year some time, a girl I was seeing showed up at my place of work at about noon one day.
She was a slight bit slurry and I thought but wasn't sure I could smell...something.
While holding her, I whispered that "I can tell - I can smell it on you."
She pulled away from me and shook her head no....and I stumbled all over myself trying to recover from feeling like I had just called her a lush...a drunk...implied tat she had been drinking in the morning.
I was totally apologetic...then she finally admits to me that she was drunk.
Thats an alcoholic.
Drinking is one thing.
Lying about it is another.
I believe you of course - I'm not saying that, but this episode brought about the beginning of the end of our relationship.
She just could not stop lying to me.
Fuck that.
She just couldn't understand: No reason to lie about it...just admit to yourself that you're a sauce monkey and enjoy it...if you can.
So, needless to say, if you were waiting around with five bucks in your hand waiting to buy my upcoming brochure Understanding Poop, you can put that five bucks away, 'cause it ain't happenin.
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| kathryn |
Posted - 02/25/2005 : 12:00:14
Drunk! Right! I sorta remembered that the term "to be pissed"
did mean something in England. Thanks.
I'm sober.
Though the othe day, afternoon, actually, Dayanara accused me of
being drunk. It was 2 in the afternoon. I was sober, usually am. She
sent me an email entitled "I promise I won't tell anyone" and she
asked me to confide, was I shitfaced in the middle of the afternoon.
I have never been more morally offended in my life!
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 02/25/2005 : 08:12:12
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
Sorry, did I make you angry, Mike? Did I miss your 7590 post and
not throw you a party? Seriously, I hope I have not offended you
in some way.
Or does "I'm pissed" mean something altogether different on
your side of the pond? Or maybe that wasn't directed at me?
I'll just sit here and stew in my paranoia. Don't mind me.
hhhmmmmmmmm!
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
It means I was drunk, and it wasn't 'directed' at anyone. I was just pointing it out to everyone really.
Pure Reason Revolution |
| shineoftheever |
Posted - 02/25/2005 : 00:43:28
quote:
Well, I just opened one and it's pretty good stuff.....
hmmmmmmmmmm....
really? isn't dr. pepper already kinda cherry tasting anyways, i like it 'cause it's kinda like liquid candy. but diet cherry vanilla dr. pepper? c'mon.
I'm what you call a repeat offender. I repeat, I will offend again! |
| Surfer Rosa |
Posted - 02/25/2005 : 00:35:43
My dreams - they're getting worse or better - depends on how you look at it.
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
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| kathryn |
Posted - 02/24/2005 : 19:30:13
Sorry, did I make you angry, Mike? Did I miss your 7590 post and
not throw you a party? Seriously, I hope I have not offended you
in some way.
Or does "I'm pissed" mean something altogether different on
your side of the pond? Or maybe that wasn't directed at me?
I'll just sit here and stew in my paranoia. Don't mind me.
hhhmmmmmmmm!
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 02/24/2005 : 17:18:31
I'm pissed. Mean anything to you?
Pure Reason Revolution |
| kathryn |
Posted - 02/24/2005 : 09:36:48
Party for Rita!!!!!!!!
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
| n/a |
Posted - 02/24/2005 : 08:54:22
Thanks Denis for telling me...I didn't noticed it.
I got it somewhere, I just can't remember...
Someone tell me why I act like a fool
When things don't go my way
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| vilainde |
Posted - 02/24/2005 : 08:49:03
Hey rita when did you get your fifth kitty? I didn't notice.
Denis
"I believe in your perfect face..." |
| n/a |
Posted - 02/24/2005 : 08:46:06
Steak n Sabre, why did you moved to Azores, and why is there Azores and Portugal? if Azores is in Portugal...that is making me go hmmmmmmm????
Someone tell me why I act like a fool
When things don't go my way
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| Steak n Sabre |
Posted - 02/24/2005 : 08:22:41
quote:
Originally posted by shineoftheever
i just saw a commercial for "diet cherry vanilla dr. pepper"
hmmmmmm....
I'm what you call a repeat offender. I repeat, I will offend again!
Well, I just opened one and it's pretty good stuff.....
The Cult of Frank 2.0: It's not the coming of the aliens or anything... |
| vilainde |
Posted - 02/24/2005 : 08:02:34
Some kidnapper shutting my mouth with duct tape makes me go mmmmmmmmmh.
Denis
"I believe in your perfect face..." |
| jediroller |
Posted - 02/24/2005 : 07:58:49
that line from the Vic Chesnutt song "Speed Racer", which I believe goes nicely with IceCream's quote:
"The laws of action and reaction are the closest thing to truth in the universe."
The whole song's had me mmmmmmmm-ing like mad recently. It's a perfect portrait of me now, as described by Vic when he was in college, God know how many years ago. I guess this defines genius.
Pack all my shit, get on a plane
Follow the sunset for 24 hours |
| kathryn |
Posted - 02/24/2005 : 07:33:46
Bob Dylan on Victoria's Secret commercials.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
| floop |
Posted - 02/23/2005 : 21:48:03
Victoria's Secret commercials
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
| darwin |
Posted - 02/23/2005 : 21:39:20
old bits by Arsenio Hall hmmmmmmm.... |
| IceCream |
Posted - 02/23/2005 : 20:11:47
Ralph Waldo Emerson: "Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect."
That makes me think.....I guess. It's a nice commentary against blind adherence to tradition. |
| tobafett |
Posted - 02/23/2005 : 19:26:45
ad advert i saw for an incontinence pill with a side-effect of diarrhea.
i mean, if you gotta pick...hmmmmmmmmmm.
[edit] the biggest thing that makes me go hmmmmmm is the C + C music factory , of course. |
| kathryn |
Posted - 02/23/2005 : 17:58:52
catholics box set makes me god "mmmmmmmmm"
and makes me ask "is a box set the kiss of death for a band?"
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
