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| kathryn |
Posted - 02/23/2005 : 10:34:31
Proving that no subject is too classy for this forum, this is the
thread where you share your embarrassing medical conditions!
Um, I can't really think of anything. Does a bronchial infection
count? I have one of those right now. Um...my best friend got
chlamydia (sp?) in college. Wait! I once had plantar warts which
are not really warts but they do require removal (they are these
painful thingies at the bottom of your feet).
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| GypsyDeath |
Posted - 03/01/2005 : 17:46:24
Ive only watched porn with a female friend when i was about 12...curious i guess.
Ive watched it tons of times with guys, partners or not. Every friday when i was 14 we used to go to this one guys house, around 4 - 9 of each week. We used to watch this 6 hour porn film, german stuff i believe. haha. I didnt think anything of it at the time, my boyfriend was there, and although i was hte only girl, it wasnt like an orgy or anything. lol.
Sometimes it would be more of 'oh my god is she really doing that', sometimes we were to out of our heads to know what was on the tv....but none of them ever, erm, relieved themselves while i was there. it was just a laugh
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| kathryn |
Posted - 03/01/2005 : 16:36:01
That pidgeon chest image, which I just saw for th first time, was
so not necessary.
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 03/01/2005 : 13:12:00
Don't get Dayanara started on that condition again.
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| Surfer Rosa |
Posted - 03/01/2005 : 12:54:39
Indeed
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
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| kathryn |
Posted - 03/01/2005 : 12:07:50
Hippies? Now there's an embarrassing condition!
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| Surfer Rosa |
Posted - 03/01/2005 : 04:53:15
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
quote:
Originally posted by Surfer Rosa
I've never had a problem watching porn in the company of others. It can work on the originally intended level.
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
I am sorry but I just don't see my friends that way.
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I blame art school and running off with the hippies when I was younger for all that.
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 03/01/2005 : 04:02:56
quote:
Originally posted by Surfer Rosa
I've never had a problem watching porn in the company of others. It can work on the originally intended level.
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
I am sorry but I just don't see my friends that way.
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| Surfer Rosa |
Posted - 03/01/2005 : 00:38:53
quote:
Originally posted by The King Of Karaoke
I remember this one time at work this guy was buying a porno off of this other dude and asked "How Long is it?" I chimed in "Two weeks, because if your like me you'll be watching it in three minute intervals."
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Genius genius - I just snorted coffee all over my monitor.
I used to be in charge of hiring porn for most of my male buddies in SA. They used to get too embarressed to do it themselves - especially since it was the local corner shop that had the biggest collection. I've never had a problem watching porn in the company of others. It can work on an amusement level (especially the cheesy 70s stuff - seen some hysterically funny ones) and on the originally intended level.
And no one would dare ever leave the room to take care of themselves.
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| shineoftheever |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 23:37:17
the title of that first porn i watched - "yank my doodle, it's a dandy". the only other time i can remember watching porn with other dudes was on a stag bus, it was a weird food-fetish porn and i was facing the other way, nobody was really watching i am pleased to say.
as far as a guy leaving the room to squeeze one off, yeah, he would endure endless ridicule if that happened.
also, one of the dancers on the team has like a footlong softy and he does the same thing, shirt, then socks then rubs cream on his legs and dong, he takes some serious shit though, we call him tripod, i'm sure he feels as self-conscious about it as some females and there mutant large boobs. they're there, they exploit it/them but i'm sure they'd rather just be normal.
or maybe not....
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| kathryn |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 19:05:08
I've never watched porn with another woman. I think
D is right, it would only be bearable on a mocking
basis.
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| dayanara |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 18:56:38
thought i'd chime in here. i've watched porns with my female friends before, but we watch BAD porn, purely for comedic value. like, late 70's super hairy french canadian shit. "is there skin under all that?" "look at that hemorrhoid!" etc. dr. frankenshlong was a college favorite, i recommend it highly.
watching it in a sexual way would be beyond creepy.
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| kathryn |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 17:03:26
Did you call him skunk toe or whale nose to get him back?
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| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 17:03:23
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| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 17:02:02
The doctor called it a pigeon chest when I was young. My younger brother used to try and use that as an insult when ever we were fighting.
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| kathryn |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 17:01:07
An image search on what?
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| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 16:59:58
EEEWWW!!! I just did an image search and perhaps I don't know what it is. My chest is a bit malformed but you can't tell because it is buried under many layers of massive muscle.
It's definately got a bone protrusion thing going on though.
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| Little Black Francis |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 16:14:34
Is that the same as having a birdcage?
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| kathryn |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 16:13:12
Do I wanna know what a pidgeon chest is?
(((cringes)))
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 16:10:09
Naturally or through excessive exercise?
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| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 16:06:01
I have a pigeon chest.
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| kathryn |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 16:00:14
May I again say that this was true curiosity, not fantasy?
To know what I'm into, check out the Pix of Beautiful
Men thread.
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 15:59:05
Hehe, I love it when I predict what people will say next, and then they say it.
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| BLT |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 15:56:15
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
You sure that's just playing into HER fantasy?
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 15:46:53
You sure that's just playing into HER fantasy?
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| BLT |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 15:42:14
Maybe we should play into Kathryn's fantasy and tell her that we stroke each others' schlongs while watching Christy Canyon vids.
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 15:41:50
Don't even try and understand it Kathryn. I don't, and I love porn.
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| kathryn |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 15:36:45
Sold to the lady holding the VHS tape!
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| tobafett |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 15:33:50
Yes, i mean, that's the point of the films, obviously, but i was just sayin' I would be uncomfortable to be there with a group o' guys, that's all.
c'mon...buy it! i'm bein' honest here! :) |
| kathryn |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 15:22:44
Right. Which is what I thought. But then all these guys sit around
watching it together. And I don't buy what tobafett said above
about not "standing at attention." Isn't that the whole point?
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| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 15:16:35
OK OK, move over, the porn king is here.
Rule one of porn club is, 'Do not watch porn with your mates'.
Rule two of porn club is, 'Do not watch porn with your mates'.
Rule three of porn club is, 'Do not watch porn with your mates'.
You get the picture. I have never liked this. I have always hated it when friends would put porn on when I was there. Porn is for one purpose and one purpose only. and long may it continue that way.
EDIT: Except that one time a friend of mine asked my other friend to put on some porn. It must have gotten her in the mood 'cos I slept with her that night.
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| kathryn |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 15:05:33
Jeez, KOK. It was just an expression. I felt it would sound more
ladylike if I said something dainty like "I consume this product"
instead of "I watch the occasional porn movie." Gawd, you know
how to make a girl blush.
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| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 15:03:06
Hm? That might be where the "consumption" comes in to play.
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| kathryn |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 15:03:01
Honestly, this isn't a fantasy. Just a long-time question. I find it
interesting (and I truly mean only that, interesting) that guys
do things that have no appeal to me. I do appreciate your answers.
And I do notice the silence from shine, who started this whole
tangent!
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| BLT |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 14:56:44
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
Just guys, guys sitting around, watching their porn, pretending
they don't all have hard-ons.
It's beginning to sound like you have a fantasy. A bunch of hard-dicked guys are sitting around watching porn when Kathryn accidentally walks in...
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| The King Of Karaoke |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 14:40:28
Don't consume them just watch them.
My buddy used to watch so much porn he'd post a sign on the door that read "Do Not Disturb MASTURBATING"
His buddy/old roomate moved to LA years ago and is one of the more famous porn stars "Vince Vouyeur"
http://www.officialpornstar.com/pornstar/Vince_Vouyer.htm
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